The Massholes

[Deb4512]

http://www.nbcchicago.com/blogs/ward...249333381.html

[SpermSac]

If numbers are so important then have Admin create new rules or make it so that only actual review materials count to your overall tally. Issue resolved! The rest can be termed BS items.

They are simply a number which means what? Not a damn thing other than the fact that the person actively uses the board. BIG Deal!

I don't understand your obsession with a number. Is there a hidden meaning to them that I haven't read about? Do you get a discount for every 100 posts? Is there a special club you get inducted to when you hit 1000?

I've read where newbies with 1 or 2 posts get jumped on for asking a question. Why? Because it was their 1st or 2nd post and they dared ask a question. WTF!

[SpermSac]

This is what I am talking about. The original poster write a good report. What did your post ad to his? It added nothing except to your post count.

You sure seem like you are trying to tell me what I can and can't post.

Is there a rule that says EVERY post must contain review information? If there is point it out. If there isn't move on.

[SpermSac]

This is what I am talking about. The original poster write a good report. What did your post ad to his? It added nothing except to your post count.

You know the Mamasan's name! Did you know that now all the girls have been rotated out? Li Li (sp) short petite girl gone. None of the originals remain.

Why are you so obsessed about numbers? You get a free fuck with every 100 posts?

There ya go you added another post of nothing to your name. Get a life.

[Yellowfever023]

Hi all,

I've lurked here for a little while and thought it time to contribute. Unfortunately I do not have a positive experience to report on. I visited 409 Pond st in Braintree last week and was encouraged by the person who answered the phone to try the new girl, Maggie which I agreed to do. I arrived a few minutes early and was met at the door by Maggie who showed me to my room. She's cute, mid 20's, nice body. I'm thinking "jackpot! Not so much. The massage was very average at best. She flipped me at the 20 minute mark, lowered the lights and started a nice tease and that's where it south. She immediately started grinding on me about the tip. I hate that. For the record I am always friendly and respectful towards every therapist I encounter. I truly respect and appreciate the work they do. Additionally I always arrive freshly showered etc. I also am I bit heavy handed when it comes to tipping. I worked my way through school on the kindness of customers and understand what our generosity means to these women. In short I feel that I'm pretty easy to work with / on.

Please pardon the digression. Now back to the story. At the 40 minute mark she starts with the "hurry up, your hours' almost over". I point out that we have 20 minutes left. Meanwhile we can hear the door bell ringing constantly and apparently she is seeing dollar signs walking out if she can't get me out of there. Anyway, I finish and she leaves to get the towel. A two second clean up and she tells me we're done. I hate being shorted on time. Nothing pisses me off more than getting less than I paid for. As a rule anything under 5 minutes doesn't really get me revved up. More than that and it's coming out of her tip. Upon exiting I handed her 30 bucks and reminded her that she shorted me 15 minutes. On my way home I called the manager to let her know what happened and that I wasn't happy about it. She actually tried to excuse the MT's behavior by claiming that a lot of customers leave early. WTF? If I wanted less than the full hour I would have paid for 30 minutes. Anyway there are much better options available for less cost and I won't be back.

I hope this report proves helpful and I look forward to sharing a (hopefully) better experience sometime soon.

Best,

S.

Managers name is or was Mandy late 30's. From what I have been hearing most of the girls have been rotated out. Service there use to be good with no time shorting.

This is what I am talking about. The original poster write a good report. What did your post ad to his? It added nothing except to your post count.

[Stressed Out]

So what do you guys think? I get a text from a guy. First thing he says it's been six months since he's had any. Is this information I need to know? Then he says he wants everything natural. I tell him I'm shaved. He said no that's not what he meant, he wants skin to skin contact. I tell him I'm safety conscious. Then he informs me that he meant he wanted a BBBJ. So how exactly is that skin to skin? Also I have posted in my ad no explicit, graphic conversations. I think he was being explicit enough from the beginning to piss me off. So I told him what he's asking is illlegal in the state of Massachusetts. Paying someone for a BBBJ. And that if I were a cop I could arrest him. He tells me that "You're misinformed LOL, No money has been exchanged." I told him that if he was looking for a free BBBJ go to casual encounters then ended "good luck to you. Ttyl" I almost Hope he was a cop so I set him straight. I am doing my way of verifying and it a guy acts like a moron like he did and I can't find any information on him I am not seeing him! If he isn't a cop and thinks that he is going to exchange money for these services and be explicit about it he's risking the possibility of being arrested. But since he is a know it all, I assume he thinks he's safe because he did not mention money. I'm assuming he's not stupid enough to think that an escort would give him a free BBBJ. I state in my ad what services I offer, which is time and companionship. Enough said!

Just send him to Phoenix to meet Nancy! But seriously this is just another example of the incredible idiots out here. Fortunately you are here to remind some of us of how many idiots are out there and to let those who think that it is all the 'provider' when they have a bad experience or don't get what they want that yes indeed it isn't always the providers fault.

I'm also guessing that the conversation didn't phase him at all. Someone who has the audacity to ask for BBFS as a text before you even meet isn't going to take a 'lecture' from anyone serious. Unfortunately (and sadly) I'm guessing that there are providers out there that will take his offer.

On a brighter note...the weather is getting better and we won't have to worry about any 'snowstorms' continually messing up our plans. And the beach is starting to beckon!

[Stressed Out]

It doesn't say she's free in the ad, but maybe she is. Damn she must be really horny for all that action!! I wonder what she's visiting Phoenix for? Business or pleasure LOL.

Yea she is...She and her hubby have a yahoo group all about her. She goes to a local watering hole on the weekends and will do any guy that wants to be done. (although I assume she has 'SOME' standards). Sometimes it is in the parking lot and sometimes inside on the pool table....8 ball in the center pocket! They take pics and videos and post it on their group. And your right...looking at a few of the pics (lower part of the ad) she really has every hole full.

[Skatar018]

Both fit, maybe both, Denis is from Woocestah he knows how we are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq5Mvj4dJe8

[Werm2011]

Read this review and couldn't stop laughing / crying so wanted to share. BTW, girl is from AZ so not to worry boys! Shockingly he gave her a 6/5. How on earth did he give a 5 for performance? LOL.

I have positive and upsetting things to say about Samantha. Everything was fine in the beginning. The father and daughter role-playing was really fun. I told her if she wanted to be daddy's favorite little girl that she better do what daddy asks her to do. So I requested her to lay down on the bed and open her legs wide so daddy can play with her. Now here's where it got tragic. As I got close to her goodies I took a whiff, and immediately I was gagging and my eyes got watery. The odor was so unbearable that I jumped off the bed and I sprinted to the bathroom toilet to puke. To ease this awkward situation I quickly put my clothes back on and conjured up a ridiculous lie to explain why I was leaving so abruptly. I told her I received a text that my wife just died. And I ran out the door gasping for fresh air. Every time I hear the name Samantha or read the name Samantha, that foul aroma comes into mind.

LOL Thanks I needed a laugh.

I've only come across a few girls in my time that were real bad. Including the 'hot high school chick' that everyone wanted to bang. Well, when she took off her panties I almost got sick. No, when she took off her jeans! Never got down to the panties. Told my friends that I didn't bang her because of that, and I was told how 'gay' I was and 'no matter how bad it smelled, anyone would put it in'. I don't fucking think so!

Took me years to get over the thought of Jack Daniels w / o feeling sick after I almost died from it. (exaggerating?) Thank God that never happened w / rancid poon.

[Deb4512]

It doesn't say she's free in the ad, but maybe she is. Damn she must be really horny for all that action!! I wonder what she's visiting Phoenix for? Business or pleasure LOL.

[Stressed Out]

Been following this MILF out in Az for shits and giggles. She meets at a local restaurant called 'the meat rack' and basically fucks everything in sight...for free yet! Anyway here is an ad for a gb she is having this week. She's up to 30 horny guys.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cas/4410907399.html

[Deb4512]

So what do you guys think? I get a text from a guy. First thing he says it's been six months since he's had any. Is this information I need to know? Then he says he wants everything natural. I tell him I'm shaved. He said no that's not what he meant, he wants skin to skin contact. I tell him I'm safety conscious. Then he informs me that he meant he wanted a BBBJ. So how exactly is that skin to skin? Also I have posted in my ad no explicit, graphic conversations. I think he was being explicit enough from the beginning to piss me off. So I told him what he's asking is illlegal in the state of Massachusetts. Paying someone for a BBBJ. And that if I were a cop I could arrest him. He tells me that "You're misinformed LOL, No money has been exchanged." I told him that if he was looking for a free BBBJ go to casual encounters then ended "good luck to you. Ttyl" I almost Hope he was a cop so I set him straight. I am doing my way of verifying and it a guy acts like a moron like he did and I can't find any information on him I am not seeing him! If he isn't a cop and thinks that he is going to exchange money for these services and be explicit about it he's risking the possibility of being arrested. But since he is a know it all, I assume he thinks he's safe because he did not mention money. I'm assuming he's not stupid enough to think that an escort would give him a free BBBJ. I state in my ad what services I offer, which is time and companionship. Enough said!

[Member #4868]

Read this review and couldn't stop laughing / crying so wanted to share. BTW, girl is from AZ so not to worry boys! Shockingly he gave her a 6/5. How on earth did he give a 5 for performance? LOL.

I have positive and upsetting things to say about Samantha. Everything was fine in the beginning. The father and daughter role-playing was really fun. I told her if she wanted to be daddy's favorite little girl that she better do what daddy asks her to do. So I requested her to lay down on the bed and open her legs wide so daddy can play with her. Now here's where it got tragic. As I got close to her goodies I took a whiff, and immediately I was gagging and my eyes got watery. The odor was so unbearable that I jumped off the bed and I sprinted to the bathroom toilet to puke. To ease this awkward situation I quickly put my clothes back on and conjured up a ridiculous lie to explain why I was leaving so abruptly. I told her I received a text that my wife just died. And I ran out the door gasping for fresh air. Every time I hear the name Samantha or read the name Samantha, that foul aroma comes into mind.

[Yellowfever023]

Unlike Monger Expert the spas and indy's I have visted and of which I posted reviews are based on actual visits. You saying I lied? Fuck YOU!

You're fucking barking up the wrong tree with your allegations. Jump in my shit for choosing to be discreet or reading what LEO may be reading and perhaps about to jump on. Jump in my shit for what you claim are posts that are not to your standards. You jump in my shit for posting non review items and jump on the amount of posts made. WTF are you doing here? The only thing you have acccomplished is you smell like shit. Keep jumping.

Thanks for the correction, you are not like ME, the difference is he posts fake reviews and all you do is comment on other members reviews for the most part. You should keep some aspirin around to chew just in case you go into cardiac arrest while responding to posts.

P.S. The smell is Victoria Secret Very Sexy perfume that my brazilian UTR likes to bathe in.

[Nrlmus]

Jesus f-ing Christ guys! Love! Peace! Let everybody get together, find ourselves yoga instructor, share a pipe of piece and feel alright! Piece be you! And also with you! And with you too yea!

Say no to war! Say yes to peace! Make love not war! Come on everybody - all together now: I'm a lover not a fighter!

One, two, three, four, can I get a little more? One more time all together now: I'm a lover not a fighter!

Now breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. Let the negative energy out, let your love for the mankind (and especially, ... Vamos be politically correct now) for the womankind in ...or rather ea-ase yourself into the womankind! Yeah...

Alright, let's step back and repeat after me: ca-aring, sha-aring, (one more time) sha-aring, sha-aring, sha-aring, (I don't give a fuck if you're ca-aring as long as you're) sha-aring....