Massage Parlor Reports

[FunTrust]

Don't know if this is the same place, as my review is negative.

17502 Irvine blvd G, advertises in BP.

35 hhr. Walk in and see three twenty year old in shorts, looked promissing.

Went into room, moved towels off the table. Lay down and big towel is place on my back. Well, a lot og girls start with a hard rub strech with a towel, so no problem.

However, she tucked it in on the sides of my waist, which happens at a legit spa. Bad sign.

OK back rub, but never down below the waist. I remove towel.

Very politely she replaces.

Try to touch legs and she moves away fast.

80% of time on a so so back and neck rub. Goes to the legs, but only uncovers to mid thigh and goes no higher. I have had girls go higher at massage envy.

NO flip at all. Which was surprising since I saw a pillow on the shelf.

At some point she said sorry, and I knew she meant no action.

So, is this policy, or did I get the very new girl who couldn't do it. What are your experiences there?

[Aceman 2000]

Hit the new place in Tustin that I mentioned before. Place was busy, 2 of the 3 rooms available were in use. I drew Michelle, nice MILFy gal, gave a very good strong massage with awesome sensual teasing. She knows what she is doing building up to very strong grip HE. Afterwards as I was getting dressed, she pulled off all the sheets and replaced them.

[Bushman426]

Not sure if its the same place you are thinking of. This place is 25 yards to the left of Happy Day Spa next to a tile and flooring store and a nail place I think.

That's the place. The owner of Happy Day Spa wanted to help her daughters make money on their own. So, she helped one open Happy Feet and another open Skin Care Body Care Center. Its been about a year since I visited any of them. All three used to offer HE once they got to know you.

There was one girl, Lynn, that used to work at Happy Day. Pretty face and great big bolt ons. She went out on her own and opened the places right off the 55 and 17th. Relax Day Spa down stairs and then another one upstairs. I heard that these closed. Anyone know what she is doing now?

[SlappySalami]

Is this the one next to a foot massage place?

Not sure if its the same place you are thinking of. This place is 25 yards to the left of Happy Day Spa next to a tile and flooring store and a nail place I think.

[HapaBoy86]

Went to the place on Bolsa just east of Beach Blvd and had a session with Nina, a slender all natural cutie with very nice legs and body. She speaks with a very cute "girlie" voice, and has her bangs cut straight across the front. She wore a sexy tight black dress with sexy little high heels. Very beautiful legs and feet and she has "perky" little titty's, probably one of the best bodies on a massage girl I've seen in a long time. Beautiful skin and cute little ass. Her face is cute and no complaints in that department for me, but her body and service is what set her apart. She moaned and whispered softly into my ear and although all the action was covered, it felt almost gf experience. She sucked on my sac & shaft for what seemed like ten good minutes along with a very nice CBJ. Her FS rate is in the 1.6 ask - 1.2 bid range, (she accepted my bid but your mmv) .

Is this the one next to a foot massage place?

[SlappySalami]

Went to the place on Bolsa just east of Beach Blvd and had a session with Nina, a slender all natural cutie with very nice legs and body. She speaks with a very cute "girlie" voice, and has her bangs cut straight across the front. She wore a sexy tight black dress with sexy little high heels. Very beautiful legs and feet and she has "perky" little titty's, probably one of the best bodies on a massage girl I've seen in a long time. Beautiful skin and cute little ass. Her face is cute and no complaints in that department for me, but her body and service is what set her apart. She moaned and whispered softly into my ear and although all the action was covered, it felt almost gf experience. She sucked on my sac & shaft for what seemed like ten good minutes along with a very nice CBJ. Her FS rate is in the 1.6 ask - 1.2 bid range, (she accepted my bid but your mmv) .

[Gooky]

Went to EZ. Had Linda. MILF whos on the bigger side. The massage was good. Could be better but I like hard abusive massages so I'm sure many of you would like it. Def could be more firmer though.

Price was 28 for an Hr. Teased by running her fingers accross my crack plenty of times and on the flip rubbed the top of my chest to the side of my balls. Very nice, and stimulating. She asked by 'massa'. I said sure, she holds up 5 fingers and I raise up four. She smiles and gets to work. She touches around the balls and above while doing the HJ.

Happy over all but left a little wanting. Both the massage and HE could of both been better.

Funds are really low also so I also went to Julie a couple weeks ago also. Price was 20 for 1/2, 25 for 45 and 30 an hr. Normal enough for Julie. She looks a lot better than last I saw her which is 5+ yrs ago.

[Sticker]

I've been sleeping later than my live-in MILF lately, and early mornings are typically the only time I have to post reports of recent dalliances. Today is an exception, so this narrative is a couple of weeks old.

I had an errand to run in Costa Mesa on a recent Tuesday, and since it was proximate to Mind & Body Comfort on Baker, I couldn't just drive past it without stopping by to see the comely Jacqueline. Much to my dismay, she and her magic fingers were not in attendance, but one of her AMP sisters offered herself up or a couple others as alternates. MB Comfort posts framed photos of its providers, along with their massage licenses, so after scanning them and looking face-to-face at the younger MILF in front of me, I confirmed that none compared in looks to gorgeous Jacqueline. So I took a pass.

However, just thinking about sweet lady J caused a stirring of my southern soldier, so before heading back to work, I ventured over to Holiday Spa in the back parking area behind Mother's Market on Irvine Blvd. Although I'the always had decent HE experiences there, it had been some time since doing so. I was greeted with a big smile by Nancy, a slender and relatively attractive mid-30's MILF in black leggings and a tight red top. "Nice to see you again," I remarked, even though I'the never laid eyes or hands upon her. "Nice to see you, too," she bubbled in fairly good English. Greeting a provider or mamasan in this manner usually works to my advantage, because although they don't remember me, they don't want to admit it. Takes the edge off.

After paying my $40 half-hour fee, Nancy escorted me to the back room, which was clean, well-appointed and spacious. It also had a sliding-glass door that opened to a wooden walkway overlooking the parking area. While it was nice to feel the breeze, I was nonetheless happy when she closed the door and the curtains. I might be a bit of an exhibitionist, but I don't think the Mother's Market mamas, toe-headed babies in tow, would have been thrilled to see Nancy working on my oiled-up torso.

What I like about this place, and what is similar to Mind & Body Comfort, is that the providers are very skilled in legitimate massage, including walking on the back. What I also enjoy there is that one can usually get a little boob or ass display and grabbing. Like always, when Nancy came back in the room, I was butt-nekkid, sitting on the edge of the massage table with my feet on the floor and my third leg slightly chubbed. After directing me to lie face down, she casually dropped the sheet over my posterior, which I then pushed to the side while telling her that I was hot. No worries, she then moved the balled-up sheet up against my happy sack, leaving my glutes exposed to enable better treatment.

I truly relished her massage skills. She uses her hands, elbows and feet expertly, and the knots I'the developed from the previous day's workout soon dissipated. Somewhere around the 15-20 minute mark, she concentrated on my backside and pulled away the sheet that shielded the boys, applying that special tickling that gets Woodrow at full attention pronto. She also did this unusual finger-rim thing. Using both fingers, she would slide them up and down my crack to my nuts, and then circle them around Mr. O without entering the cavern. Oddly pleasurable. Then it was time for the flip, a dimming of the lights, and oiling up the joy stick.

She had no problem with my roaming hands outside her clothes, but due to her body hugging red top, I was unsuccessful in unleashing her twins. Besides, upon my outside explorations, it was pretty apparent that her bra was well padded, giving her the appearance of possessing Ccups, when in fact she probably had tiny titties that she preferred to keep under wraps.

So while I continued to enjoy her ministrations, undaunted, I pulled down her leggings to revel her slender-tender posterior. With one hand, she smiled and started to pull them up again, but then she acquiesced and actually moved closer so I could kiss her cheeks. My goal of getting those leggings off and having a taste wasn't to be fulfilled, but while continuing to enjoy her magic fingers on my sausage and eggs, I was able to rub my finger around, but not completely in, her O, taint and V. This made for a more erotic ending, and I apologized when the resulting explosion painted a bit of her top in addition to filling her hands. She was a trooper, however, and after laying the sheet on top of a still-pulsating happy guy, she excused herself to clean up.

Despite the fact that 30 minutes had no doubt been exceeded, when she reentered the room and cleaned me up, she gave me a very relaxing head massage followed by a foot massage and toe cracking, which I enjoy. I placed $40 on the side table, and she responded gratefully with a smile, hug and kiss on my cheek good-bye.

Although my preference is for full-service when circumstance permit, this was a nice afternoon diversion from the daily grind. Speaking of grinding, though, my SO ventures off on another business trip beginning Saturday, which opens up my window of opportunity for more complete diversions.

I can't help but notice that this board's postings on quality full-service establishments has been somewhat lacking of late, so if any of you FS aficionados have some intel on what's the latest and greatest out there, I and my keyboard will be deeply appreciative.

Sure, I know good spots to fall back on, but it's always a plus when a new place falls under my radar. Especially when it's a place that has 20-something spinners who actually provide decent service instead of lying there nearly motionless like unwrapped eye candy.

Enjoy the ride, my friends.

[WingMn]

First let me start with emp Bellas off of Farview and Lewis in gg. Went there around 3 pm saw rosy (latina) I would say early 30's not bad looking nice breast ok ass. Started with a weak light massage. 10 min flip asks what I want gave 100 got and ok CBJ. Then we went off to s whole lot of positions finally finished with k9. Only bad thing its 50 for the house fee which half hr ouch!

Bedazzled- went inside paid 40 was lead to a very dark room only to wait for about 10 mins in comes misha cute looking asian skinny. Right away she whispers what can I help you with I opt for BJ (60) little did I know it was a bbj score I felt rush tho. Nice pair breast and ass.

Cutie massage in Stanton on Katella and western. Walked in was greeted by a guy paid $35 for 30 mins. Hes leads me to my room. In comes Jackie a little older MILF looking gives me a great massage flips. I touched her ass really soft asks what I want gave 100 and went off over best experience they give you a nice massage with unrushed service. As I was walking out I saw a young female getting water I asked the guy if she was available he said yes so I paid another 35 her name is Christi tall really cute head to toe damage for CBJ 60 and the same thing massage for 15 min and CBJ for the rest of the time.

[BeachDog]

I saved my lunch money and wanted to try something new. Browsed Backpage and headed off. Poked my head into NU Accupuncture on Walker. Got a bad vibe and didn't like look. Popped into Ball / Walker next to pool hall. It was open floor layout so I left. Was going to go to Moody because I haven't been in almost 2 years and heard all new owners and girls, But... I let the ad for New Massage on Holder and Ball distract me. "Jokes on me". No young girls like in ad. Got mid 40's, chubby woman. Have to admit the best massage I've had in years. No play and No HE. Rooms were big and very clean. I would do again for legit massage but not recommend for us sportsmen.

Came across two places on Katella between Beach / Western. Cutie Massage and Tulip Spa. Any intel on these?

Anyone hit Knott and Lincoln by retirement home lately? Tried it about 18 months ago and it was FS. Standard half rate and girl only wanted 80 tip. It was like Emp on Fairview. Go in and right to business.

[FunTrust]

Hey, new comer here. I personally prefer the places where the massages are GOOD and legitimate, so it makes you really appreciate the HE. Plus it's a lot more sensual in my opinion. I know a few good places (EZ foot massage on bolsa and magnolia for instance) and wondering if you guys knew any. PM would be better.

EZ is the place for the value driven. Looks for a foot massage, frequently the ladies are taking a snooze waiting for customers. Walk in, and its 25 for the hour, but they may have bumped it to 30. Just ask for hour, and they will lead you back to one of the rooms, or kind a curtained area. Which is still fine.

A good massage, a little play; on the flip, if they tease by rubbing your tummy, just move their hand to the proper location. You may be asked to either confirm the price of 40, or actually hand over the funds. I think they have been burned by some cheep guys, so they do not want misunderstandings. I was told some guys tried to get it al with 10.

The girls are milfy, but my eyes are usually closed. Your roaming is YMMV, a larger girl and I had a good time as I got her very wet and I think happy for both of us.

Also, after golf, for a good TS go to the one on bookhurst, in a mall on Heil. I had a nice friendly milfy, who gave me a good TS washing after a sweaty round of golf. A good hour at 60, and then a nice finish for 50 tip.

Have fun, keep your head down and hands loose on the swing.

[Whoopster]

Been here about 6 times for the massage quality, no extras, but they probably allow self serve. No table shower as far as I know, but $30/ hr. For a quality massage is a good deal.

[Chogori]

Never had anything stolen and never found a watch in the vagina of any of the girls I"ve seen.

And I've looked. Closely.

[OCPep]

In all my trips to the MPs I haven't lost a single dollar beyond what I gave to them. Anyone every loose something?

From Vegas Forum:

Time to watch your watch.

LAS VEGAS, Nev. (Las Vegas) – A woman was arrested after police accused her of stealing a $35,000 Rolex and hiding the watch in her vagina.

The watch owner, XXXXXX XXXXX, was having drinks and enjoying the conversation with XXXX XXXXXXX at Wynn Las Vegas' be Bar when the woman offered to give the man a private massage for $300, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported.

XXXXX and XXXXX went upstairs to his suite and surveillance video caught the man sporting his Rolex Presidential watch encrusted with jewels on his left wrist.

The 66-year-old man called Wynn security to his suite a few hours later after noticed that his watch was missing. XXXXXX accused the 25-year-old woman of stealing the watch. XXXXXX explained that she refused to perform oral sex on the man without a condom and denied stealing the watch.

Neither of the two left the room, but yet the watch was missing.

Wynn security called police to the room where XXXXXX told police that he took his watch off at XXXXXX's request so that she could massage his arms. He explained that he put it on the ground within his view, but it disappeared minutes later.

Police searched the suite but still didn't locate the expensive time piece.

Eventually, XXXXX admitted that she placed the Rolex inside her vagina. Police took her University Medical Center where she complained of being in pain, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported.

An X-ray was taken of her midsection after a search warrant was approved.

"Prior to medical staff assisting XXXXX with the removal of the watch she admitted to them that she had stolen a watch and concealed the item in her vagina," a police report said.

[PockyHoggy]

Hey, new comer here. I personally prefer the places where the massages are GOOD and legitimate, so it makes you really appreciate the HE. Plus it's a lot more sensual in my opinion. I know a few good places (EZ foot massage on bolsa and magnolia for instance) and wondering if you guys knew any. PM would be better.