Massage Parlor Reports

**GotMilf** · 04-03-14 09:21

Originally Posted by IdiotBoy [View Original Post]

So you basically said "are you going to provide me sexual services for money?" Big shock you got turned down & it's totally not your fault whatsoever.

+1. You want a guarantee? Buy a car. You want great customer service? Go to ABT. You want sexual favors in exchange for money with no hassles or problems in a big city like Chicago? You're going to have a bad time.. I guarantee it.

Not every MP in Chicago area is "a sure thing", that's why we have this wonderful forum and that's why, sometimes, you have to TOFTT and YMMV. Most places are cautious and have certain policies, other places are more open and honest about what they do. Find one of these places, if that's what you're into. They exist. You just have to RTFF.

**DMichaels69** · 04-03-14 09:04

Not at all. There are plenty alive and kicking in the area.

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

**Bill R** · 04-03-14 08:43

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

I disagree. I think its a matter of approach. If you have the right approach, you won't have to ask for anything.

There are plenty of decent AMPs in the area. You can get whatever you are looking for.

**IdiotBoy** · 04-03-14 08:43

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

So you basically said "are you going to provide me sexual services for money?" Big shock you got turned down & it's totally not your fault whatsoever.

**Tripps** · 04-03-14 07:23

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

Yeah, the mp scene truly sucks.

However, if your primary interest is in getting a HJ, why even bother with an mp in the first place? More reliable ways to get that I think.

Besides, these businesses do have their own interests to protect and anyone going in demanding sexual acts upfront is going to be told no. I'm not at all surprised you were shot down.

**Avg Joe** · 04-03-14 07:13

Originally Posted by Dwd1982 [View Original Post]

I asked for a Russian ending with Natalie at GH and Anna and New hope but was turned down by both.

Any recommendations on a provider who does good Russian finish?

Thanks.

If you want to travel a bit Ann in West Allis (Milwaukee suburb) offers fantastic Russian and is a really nice person.

www.annspromassage.com

**Moccdawg** · 04-03-14 04:12

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

I do understand why you did it and totally agree, please post the Web Address or Location so we don't end up in the same situation.

**Ron M** · 04-03-14 03:11

Originally Posted by Mj138 [View Original Post]

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

You're absolutely 100 percent correct. You're better off finding a Reliable Provider. Glad you got your Money back.

**Mj138** · 04-03-14 03:02

Went to a NW side MP. I am over pretending why I am there. After I was naked, which happened when she left the room, I asked if I would get a HJ. She said "no", I got dressed and demanded my money back, the $60 door fee. I'm single, and really have no reason to live in fear of being caught or busted. Anyways, they were not happy at all. Another customer walked in and I continued to loudly protest. He was uncomfortable and left. I got my money back. Either way this town is dead. There really is no hope.

**ElginMonk** · 04-03-14 00:59

I have seen this provider, nice looking European blonde located in Plainfield, 60 for the hr and 40 for the ending, she has a toned body for her age, early 40's. She has very nice tata's and nipples that can cut glass. I have pics but will only exchange via private message to seniors.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/bts/4404034476.html

**Dwd1982** · 04-03-14 00:57

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Maria / Vera / Olga at Aethetics in Buffalo Grove, if your lucky Maria might finish you off with a BJ and you can finish your deed in between her fun bags.

Thanks for the tip!

**ElginMonk** · 04-03-14 00:51

Originally Posted by Dwd1982 [View Original Post]

I asked for a Russian ending with Natalie at GH and Anna and New hope but was turned down by both.

Any recommendations on a provider who does good Russian finish?

Thanks.

Maria / Vera / Olga at Aethetics in Buffalo Grove, if your lucky Maria might finish you off with a BJ and you can finish your deed in between her fun bags.

**Dwd1982** · 04-02-14 21:45

I asked for a Russian ending with Natalie at GH and Anna and New hope but was turned down by both.

Any recommendations on a provider who does good Russian finish?

Thanks.

**DMichaels69** · 04-02-14 21:22

Good summary.

Originally Posted by Tripps [View Original Post]

My definition is literal. To me, AMP means an Asian massage parlour. Emphasis on massage parlour. That means a storefront, massage tables, perhaps a shower table, and a focus on providing at least a half decent massage.

Kp is not that at all. And, in the case of kp specifically, we are talking about wildly different price points for most of their girls.

To me they are different offerings and I prefer either at times. Although I no longer frequent kp as I feel their upcharge isn't worth it.