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04-02-14 07:59 #6112Senior Member

Posts: 119Classic!
Too Funny!! This was awesome! You are not only attractive, but clever and witty as well. I'm sold!!
Originally Posted by PurrFectt1
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I have to admit I cheated and had to Google 2 live crew songs. Have not heard half of these songs since I moved to Fl as a teenager. Coming from NY, I used to think these songs were a joke, that was until I moved to Fl and saw how girls danced to the songs. Ever since then I encourage ladies to "Shake what their momma gave them" especially when they have "too much booty in their pants".
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04-02-14 07:12 #6111Senior Member

Posts: 57Sock it to me?
http://youtu.be/8qRZvlZZ0DY
LOL.
Originally Posted by PurrFectt1
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04-01-14 21:16 #6110Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 134Sock it to me
.ILuvWomen2;2051496]Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? Hahhaa.
On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .
Thank you for the laugh.
Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.
Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".
Xoxo.
S. Suckapole.
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04-01-14 20:03 #6109Senior Member

Posts: 163This is tremendous. I just chuckled out loud in class at this.
Originally Posted by ILuvWomen2
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04-01-14 19:53 #6108Senior Member

Posts: 119Well Get it Girl
Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? hahhaa
Originally Posted by PurrFectt1
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On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .
Thank you for the laugh.
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04-01-14 18:21 #6107Senior Member

Posts: 325"Know what I am sayin" lol
That is too awesome he obviously is not part of this community which is awesome!
Originally Posted by PurrFectt1
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04-01-14 17:15 #6106Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 134Stuck on Stupid
I'm still trying to figure out what he must put in his cheerios. Must be dipping into his supplies calling trying to promote himself with his genius opening " I'm not a pimp or anything, yo" Yup Stuck on Stupid LOL.
Originally Posted by Golfer3354
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04-01-14 15:53 #6105Senior Member

Posts: 189RE: Telephonic Taser
Savanna Honey, you got this all wrong. I think he was selling Yo Yo's....Know what I'm saying? LOL.
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04-01-14 13:00 #6104Banned Member

Posts: 1328fuqn brilliant
Just another reason why this girl is so popular.
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04-01-14 12:50 #6103Senior Member

Posts: 1069lol
You handled it well...nawimsayin.
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04-01-14 09:38 #6102Senior Member

Posts: 184SassyT in Altamonte
Hey Guys,
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04-01-14 09:25 #6101Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 134The Telephonic Taser
Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.
So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.
Peace.
Savanna Suckapole.
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03-31-14 22:50 #6100Advertiser-Escort

Posts: 134Thanks for sharing with me the quirks. I was wondering why sometimes I look and think "great, how the heck did that happen".
Originally Posted by Camera3
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Xoxo.
Savanna Suckapole.
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03-30-14 21:06 #6099Senior Member

Posts: 599Managers/boyfriends/pimps
I have never had the misfortune of seeing a lady with any of these. I've used escort agencies in a few cities, so in some respect, I guess that is the same. Never had a problem with agency girls. I did see a lady in Ft. Myers who lived with her boyfriend, but I never got the feeling that he was in any way her manager / pimp. I don't think I would see a provider again if I had the feeling that she was supporting some guy with her hard earned money.
Originally Posted by ValenciaGuy
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03-30-14 09:22 #6098Senior Member

Posts: 2464Maybe
Savanna,
I know one thing, don't use dashes. I think there might be some other odd symbols that don't work, so stick with letters and numbers.
As for content, the only thing I have ever gotten into trouble over was calling a guy out once for being a moron. A2 correctly advised me to not get personal.
Frankly, I love your posts. You are still on my bucket list and I will call you when I am not on the road so much.
C3.
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