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  1. #6112

    Classic!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    .

    Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

    Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

    Xoxo.

    S. Suckapole.
    Too Funny!! This was awesome! You are not only attractive, but clever and witty as well. I'm sold!!

    I have to admit I cheated and had to Google 2 live crew songs. Have not heard half of these songs since I moved to Fl as a teenager. Coming from NY, I used to think these songs were a joke, that was until I moved to Fl and saw how girls danced to the songs. Ever since then I encourage ladies to "Shake what their momma gave them" especially when they have "too much booty in their pants".

  2. #6111

    Sock it to me?

    http://youtu.be/8qRZvlZZ0DY

    LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    .

    Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

    Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

    Xoxo.

    S. Suckapole.

  3. #6110
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 134

    Sock it to me

    ILuvWomen2;2051496]Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? Hahhaa.

    On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

    Thank you for the laugh.
    .

    Oh Luke Skywalker, you sure know what to say to make me want to "Pop that Pussy". When you want to "Throw that dick" All you.

    Have to do is "Ring my bell" . I'll be waiting for you to "Sock it to me".

    Xoxo.

    S. Suckapole.

  4. #6109
    Quote Originally Posted by ILuvWomen2  [View Original Post]
    Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? hahhaa

    On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

    Thank you for the laugh.
    This is tremendous. I just chuckled out loud in class at this.

  5. #6108

    Well Get it Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.
    Wow! Fools like this crack me up. Nowhatimsayin? Tasering him would not shock enough sense into him. Yanawutimean? Did he drop the classic pimp line. " You ready to get with a winner" or You ready to choose up? hahhaa

    On a side note, the idea of you in the shower listening to 2 live crew "Throw that dick" Well that "Makes me so horny" to do some things that are "Banned in the USA" with a "Hoochiemama" cause after all I am a guy and you know "We want some pussy" .

    Thank you for the laugh.

  6. #6107

    "Know what I am sayin" lol

    That is too awesome he obviously is not part of this community which is awesome!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.

  7. #6106
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 134

    Stuck on Stupid

    Quote Originally Posted by Golfer3354  [View Original Post]
    Savanna Honey, you got this all wrong. I think he was selling Yo Yo's....Know what I'm saying? LOL.
    I'm still trying to figure out what he must put in his cheerios. Must be dipping into his supplies calling trying to promote himself with his genius opening " I'm not a pimp or anything, yo" Yup Stuck on Stupid LOL.

  8. #6105

    RE: Telephonic Taser

    Savanna Honey, you got this all wrong. I think he was selling Yo Yo's....Know what I'm saying? LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.

  9. #6104

    fuqn brilliant

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.
    Just another reason why this girl is so popular.

  10. #6103
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1069

    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.
    You handled it well...nawimsayin.

  11. #6102

    SassyT in Altamonte

    Hey Guys,

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  12. #6101
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 134

    The Telephonic Taser

    Thought I would share the inspiration behind my wish full invention.

    So as Suckapole is jammin out while she showers to some old school 2 live crew "Throw that Dick" my phone rings and my handy JBL speaker blue toothed the call so I may continue my shower and answer calls. I answer and my exact word for word quote goes like this. " Yo, I'm calling about your ad letting you know I like what I see, know what I'm sayin. I'm not a pimp or anything, know what I'm sayin. Yeah I got like a couple of girls yo and we're anti pimp, know what I'm sayin. I wanted to offer my help yo if you need anything, know what I'm sayin. I take girls to travel yo and do stuff llike help to build their business and get reviewed, know what I'm sayin. I good with ads the gets good calls yo, know what I'm sayin, if your interisted..." . At this point I cut him off and politely told him that he apparently did not do his homework and to have a super day. Hence the wishful invention to be able to taser someone via telephone. Now sometimes Suckapole is in playful mood and this one would have been fun but I was afraid with the obvious lack of brain cells my facetious compliments would fly straight over the head.

    Peace.

    Savanna Suckapole.

  13. #6100
    Advertiser-Escort


    Posts: 134
    Quote Originally Posted by Camera3  [View Original Post]
    Savanna,

    I know one thing, don't use dashes. I think there might be some other odd symbols that don't work, so stick with letters and numbers.

    As for content, the only thing I have ever gotten into trouble over was calling a guy out once for being a moron. A2 correctly advised me to not get personal.

    Frankly, I love your posts. You are still on my bucket list and I will call you when I am not on the road so much.

    C3.
    Thanks for sharing with me the quirks. I was wondering why sometimes I look and think "great, how the heck did that happen".

    Xoxo.

    Savanna Suckapole.

  14. #6099

    Managers/boyfriends/pimps

    Quote Originally Posted by ValenciaGuy  [View Original Post]
    Whats everyone opinion on managers?? Most girls have a boyfriend or something lurking around for safety. Ever had a bad experience??
    I have never had the misfortune of seeing a lady with any of these. I've used escort agencies in a few cities, so in some respect, I guess that is the same. Never had a problem with agency girls. I did see a lady in Ft. Myers who lived with her boyfriend, but I never got the feeling that he was in any way her manager / pimp. I don't think I would see a provider again if I had the feeling that she was supporting some guy with her hard earned money.

  15. #6098
    Senior Member


    Posts: 2464

    Maybe

    Savanna,

    I know one thing, don't use dashes. I think there might be some other odd symbols that don't work, so stick with letters and numbers.

    As for content, the only thing I have ever gotten into trouble over was calling a guy out once for being a moron. A2 correctly advised me to not get personal.

    Frankly, I love your posts. You are still on my bucket list and I will call you when I am not on the road so much.

    C3.

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFectt1  [View Original Post]
    Can someone please tell me how to edit a post so that I can save A2 some valuable time by not having to do an entire new post for one word or $.

    Thanks in advance.

    Savanna Suckapole.

    Thanks for asking sugar but you can't. I don't mind fixing it for you.

    I do appreciate you thinking of me though.

    A2

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