Massage Parlor Reports

[PFish1]

My post regarding Newbies and their fishing (or, is it phishing, LOL) for Intel was germane to your post my brother Sex Xes. As you know, I always try to be respectful and not "call out" anyone in the public forum. So, all I will say is that I have received similar requests from Newbies regarding Tara and Jenna as well as other LMT's. Let me be clear: LE is out there and (and we know they are on here), they have already sent in "undraped", (or, is it "undercover" LOL) agents to Tara and Jenna before. I know this because they have told me that "undraped", undercover MBI agents (we have to assume it is MBI / LE) have come in to their spa.

Note to MBI: Tara and Jenna are far MORE intelligent than you! They are far too savvy and wise to be "duped" like Natasha (sorry sweetie, you know The Jag still loves you) and Kiera / Paris (I still love you too, baby) at MBS. Though, in Jag's opinion, Natasha and Kiera could have certainly "beat" the rap had they had the funds with which to do so. Besides, Tara is so fucking "chatty", that any MBI agent who saw her would get blindsided by her "left-leaning" political views and paradigms, forget why he was there to begin with and leave. LOL.

Nevertheless, I always tell Newbies that the LMT they are inquiring about only gives legit massages. If they can pass my "authentication / verification test, then, I will share data with them.

JaguarXF.

As the Jag knows, I'm not a Pfisher phishing. Just a Pfish. I actually RTFF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I had been wanting to check this place out for awhile now... And I especially wanted to see Emily. I called early today to set up an appointment and talked to Emily on the phone. She said "no problem, baby... You'll be my first appointment today." I'm happy with that, so I head over.

When I get there Emily lets me in the door and asks if I want an hour or half hour. I ask for the hour. But, then she says... They can't do the hour, only the half since they are busy. But, she said it would end up being around 45 minutes anyway.

I am directed to my room and told to get comfortable. I strip down and hop on the table. After a few minutes a different girl comes in (Alexa). There was a bit of a language barrier at first, she told me that Emily could no longer see me because one of her regulars called and said he was coming right over... (Probably one of you bastards) I was pretty disappointed, because that was what I came for... And it took a few minutes to verify from Alexa what was going on. So, I agree to see Alexa instead since I came there for some Latina anyway. She looked annoyed.

It starts off as a clothed rubdown. Which was ok. She had to leave the room twice. I rubbed her jeans while she was rubbing lotion on me. After about 10 minutes she asks me to flip. I'm expecting her to take off her clothes at this point, but she doesn't. She didn't want to at first since it was my first time. Eventually she did, but told me it was $100 extra. That was fine because she does have a nice ass and figured I'd get to plow into her.

After she strips down it took even more convincing for her to get on the table with me. I wanted some DATY, which she reluctantly allowed. She was nice there, but it was hard to enjoy since everything was so rushed and complicated. She was very good at the HJ, I took no time at all surprisingly. But I just didn't feel it was worth it.

Seemed like I was there 20-25 minutes. Pretty let down after spending $200. I don't go out often, so I like my trips to be worth it. Maybe it was because I was new, I couldn't really lie about that. I was just hoping for some hot Spanish fun. Instead it felt rushed and non important. Not that it matters, but I am in good shape and clean. Alexa was very complimentary... So I know she didn't find me disgusting or anything.

I will say that I was surprised at how nice this place is. Just not sure I'll be going back.

My good brother VN, I was just about to log out when I saw your review. Very funny comment about "one of you bastards". (No, it was not me that Emily snubbed you for. LOL). So, I am delaying my appointment with a provider (I had a 330 pm appointment for today, LOL) to respond to your PAS experience. As you know, I have fucked everything at PAS multiple times. If it was female, over 21 and breathing, The Jag sank his meat stick into it. As far as Emily is concerned, she is hot and insatiable. I have had threesomes with her, Patricia and Alexa. These gals are off the charts sexy and they are open to anything on the menu. Yes, that includes anal sex. Let there be no mistake, however: YMMV in a big way.

Honestly, you seem like a true gentleman and follow The Jag rules on hygiene. Huge bonus points with the providers for that, my man! Nice work.

Emily will fuck you if she likes you and so will Alexa. They all will, frankly. I am not sure why Alexa was not accommodating with you. Not sure why she would have to leave the room at all. But, twice during your session?? Strange, indeed.

Please, try PAS again and see what happens. Go on a Sunday. They are usually very slow on Sundays. Also, try during the week if you can and go early in the afternoon. Business usually picks up in the evening when guys get home from work and you may not be able to see your favorite gal.

Good luck.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Tara's link.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10185669

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The Jag has not seen the sexy and fun loving (though, a chatty "Cathy") Tara in at least 6 months months. However, I have received many PM's about my many experiences with her. Of course, her and business associate Jenna have asked not to be reviewed on here. I always try to honor a woman's request to not be reviewed on the Board.

But please, Tara, allow The Jag to say that that you provide excellent massage therapy. Oh, and my comment about your "jugs", is merely from a purely observational standpoint and is not meant in a, ahem, sexual, or, licentious way whatsoever.

Gentlemen, I definitely recommend Tara for a legitimate and thoroughly massage. No joke. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...image=10185669

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Old favorite place with a new Hostess. Had a dream about a lunch special with Hiedi. Tall blond, 5'9", 34 yr old who is super sexy. Standard IHOP rates apply for the hour .65. Started with an above average rub, 7 or 8/10. She really cared to get it right. 7 years experience. Very sensual attitude. OTC grabbing and clutching as per my usual. She even hiked up her skirt a little to allow better access. Super body, great ass, a few tats if you like. She enjoyed herself and so did I. Opted for the rub and tug while hands were roaming. Not disapointed at all. PM for more details. Well worth the time and effort. Super star in the making. Menu may be far greater than I experienced. Not much talking about the menu but I am no stranger so no real negotiation and tip not commesurate with service exactly as it was more of welcome to the jungle. Treat her right and she will treat you right. She will be a superstar and will be MVP of that place. YMMV -- Dog.

Nice work LawDog17! Short, terse, concise, succinct, yet very informative. I have not been to IHOP in a long time. I think Lucia is an SP now. I have seen BP ads of a woman that looks like her twin. LOL.

I am always eager to check out new feminine "flesh meat", if you will. I will try to visit this blonde stunner very soon.

Your reviews are awesome! Keep them coming my brother!

JaguarXF.

[LawDog17]

Old favorite place with a new Hostess. Had a dream about a lunch special with Hiedi. Tall blond, 5'9", 34 yr old who is super sexy. Standard IHOP rates apply for the hour .65. Started with an above average rub, 7 or 8/10. She really cared to get it right. 7 years experience. Very sensual attitude. OTC grabbing and clutching as per my usual. She even hiked up her skirt a little to allow better access. Super body, great ass, a few tats if you like. She enjoyed herself and so did I. Opted for the rub and tug while hands were roaming. Not disapointed at all. PM for more details. Well worth the time and effort. Super star in the making. Menu may be far greater than I experienced. Not much talking about the menu but I am no stranger so no real negotiation and tip not commesurate with service exactly as it was more of welcome to the jungle. Treat her right and she will treat you right. She will be a superstar and will be MVP of that place. YMMV -- Dog.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The lovely MILF, Tarina, is back. She is 56 years old, at least, as her ad indicates. She has not posted in two months or so. Her body is truly something to behold. She is a bit eccentric and will question you like a fucking Senate Sub-Committee on Organized Crime. Her questioning is similar to the Joe Valachi hearings in October, 1963. However, once you are able to get past her intense questioning, you should be ready to get some quality MILF pussy. She hounded me for a few weeks after our session, but, eventually she moved on and left me alone.

If I remember the coin was about 200 plus or minus. I reviewed her about two months ago. FS is available and she loves mutual masturbation.

Again, Tarina's body is as good as any 25 year old provider out there.

Good luck gentlemen.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10127469

[PFish1]

As I said, I was in need of a good massage, so I stopped in on Friday.

There are new girls. I have a medical condition CRS. (Can't remember Sh* I asked her name and can't remember. Little spinner. Maybe 5' 95'bs. Late 20's early 30's.

It still the standard fair for this place. Very good massage. Really worked out quite a few knots that I had.

Standard HE as usual. OTC roaming allowed, but nothing else.

So if you want a fantastic massage with a standard HE, then this is a great place to visit.

8 door .4 tip. Everyone happy.

The last few times I visited Orient Massage Therapy in Maitland, always a relaxing experience, the owner talked about hiring someone new and beautiful. Anyone been there recently? I'm curious to hear what the new gal is like. I doubt she can give a massage as good as Tina simply because Tina is freaking amazing, but hopefully she's younger and better looking. Anyone know?

[FlyHigher767]

Heather is Good.

YEs she provides a great LEGIT massage. I saw here 2 times.

No dice on anything more than a wonderful massage..bummer.

She shows her lovely cleavage and seems to push them in your face.

But, no go in my experience.

Please post if that has changed.

[YeahIdk]

Can someone PM me the location of this place?

[Vegas Nole]

I had been wanting to check this place out for awhile now... And I especially wanted to see Emily. I called early today to set up an appointment and talked to Emily on the phone. She said "no problem, baby... You'll be my first appointment today." I'm happy with that, so I head over.

When I get there Emily lets me in the door and asks if I want an hour or half hour. I ask for the hour. But, then she says... They can't do the hour, only the half since they are busy. But, she said it would end up being around 45 minutes anyway.

I am directed to my room and told to get comfortable. I strip down and hop on the table. After a few minutes a different girl comes in (Alexa). There was a bit of a language barrier at first, she told me that Emily could no longer see me because one of her regulars called and said he was coming right over... (Probably one of you bastards) I was pretty disappointed, because that was what I came for... And it took a few minutes to verify from Alexa what was going on. So, I agree to see Alexa instead since I came there for some Latina anyway. She looked annoyed.

It starts off as a clothed rubdown... Which was ok. She had to leave the room twice. I rubbed her jeans while she was rubbing lotion on me. After about 10 minutes she asks me to flip. I'm expecting her to take off her clothes at this point, but she doesn't. She didn't want to at first since it was my first time. Eventually she did, but told me it was $100 extra. That was fine because she does have a nice ass and figured I'd get to plow into her.

After she strips down it took even more convincing for her to get on the table with me. I wanted some DATY, which she reluctantly allowed. She was nice there, but it was hard to enjoy since everything was so rushed and complicated. She was very good at the HJ, I took no time at all surprisingly. But I just didn't feel it was worth it.

Seemed like I was there 20-25 minutes. Pretty let down after spending $200. I don't go out often, so I like my trips to be worth it. Maybe it was because I was new, I couldn't really lie about that. I was just hoping for some hot Spanish fun. Instead it felt rushed and non important. Not that it matters, but I am in good shape and clean. Alexa was very complimentary... So I know she didn't find me disgusting or anything.

I will say that I was surprised at how nice this place is. Just not sure I'll be going back.

[Member #5878]

As promised here is my review of AGG.

First off, I had a hard time finding this place. It's small and wasn't where GPS put it. Once I got it though it was all good. I was greeted right away and asked for an hour. They were closing soon so I agreed to half. The first woman was going to take me then another one, Susan showed up and decided to take me. She was cute, a little older but a sweetheart. She guided me to the back and get comfy. I did and she came in while I was undressing. I told her to stay as I got naked and got settled. She kept trying to cover me at first but I insisted not to and she obliged eventually. Massage was okay. Relaxing but not great. She is good at chatting. I got to know her a bit and had a few laughs. I went roaming around and at first she backed when I touched her kitty over her pants. But I kept touching and she kept talking how I work out and she liked my body I was eventually able to rub her kitty over her pants. On the flip I asked about extras and she said no, asked about nude she said no but I started touching her boobs and went under the bra. She shook her head no but then pushed my hand under her bra. Those things were perfect. Firm, not too much and not too little. Absolutely fantastic. As she did HE she sat next to me and I went into her tights and played with her kitty. After everything was done I got a foot massage to take up the rest of the time. She helped me get dressed including buttoning my shirt standing super close and talking to me. I will have to come back.

[WalSTreet]

The closest I have, is no draping.

Dude. She needs to step up. I've been no drape the whole time I asked her about ss one time and she replied whatever I do on my own time of my business. LOL.

[Barolo]

Okay all. I'm 5 visits with J Joy. Never been so close yet so far away. Anyone had any luck here (other than King J) LOL. I'm repeating if anyone has achieved gold here. Anyone?

The closest I have, is no draping.

[Gh2007]

I am from up north originally and finally broke my Florida session cherry.

After my meeting with JoyToy fell through (see post in Negative Reports thread) I needed to find something to justify the hour I drove out there. A quick backpage search found me Sunshine Spa, but they were busy and was told to come back in an hour. I had noticed in the building next door there was a place simply named "Massage".

I then took a nap and had the following dream.

Drove over and was able to go right in. Their card says their name is "Spa Massage Therapy" and their website is listed as www.skmvip.com which doesn't seem to be a real site. I can PM their address and / or phone number if someone wants it. I don't believe I can post it here, can I?

Anyway, on to the good part of the dream. I got a half hour for 60. Started with a table shower and attention was paid to my dick and asshole. Moved back to the room and began with some light touch massage on my back and legs. We conversed for a few minutes as I got the pretty standard "have you been here before?" I know I'm supposed to say yes, but I was honest and told her no. I told her I was from up north and have been to similar places up there.

As the rub continued I began to rub her ass and she was cool with it. She then took off the towel and told me to flip over. I was at attention and she began to rub my cock and used some lotion of some sort. She told me she does not do oral. When I asked if she got more comfortable she said no, but as I rubbed her breast she pulled up her shirt for me. I asked for her to play with my asshole and she went to get a glove. I had never had this done and was curious. She then climbed on the table at my feet and fingered my asshole with one hand and jerked me off with the other. It was a great sensation and was a fun first time for that activity. She wiped me up, got a warm towel to further clean and then dried me off.

I tipped 20, she seemed happy with the amount. And now I'm at home and am glad I didn't waste that entire drive. I was really hoping for a BJ, but I had fun anyway. I am new to posting, so if anyone has any questions or tips please feel free to PM me.