Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Well it used to be OldPumper that everyone (not me though) on the board thought was The Man. Looks like the Jag man himself has taken over the reigns! I must admit though, you two are very similar in both your highly detailed review styles and seemingly limitless hobbying funds. Only difference is Jag doesn't feel the need to remind us all just how big his Johnson is with EVERY post he makes, nor does he pass judgement or critique others for their activities with providers. He gets the reviews out with all the juicy details and that's it. No unnecessary drama or jabs from his end. Keep it up Jag!

Gentlemen, (this includes everyone that I have had the pleasure, honor and privilege to exchange Intel / PM's with).

I wanted to express my sincere thanks for all of the kinds words and congratulations you have expressed to me publically and via PM on my "Ascendency to SM". As Vino once said: "I am humbled" by the outpouring of support and congratulations that I have received over the past week since The Jag's "Ascendancy" to SM.

Thank you, gentlemen for all of your kind words. I will keep the reviews cumming, and cumming and fucking cumming for as long as I am in this hobby.

Sincerely, Your Brother.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Your box is full.

Hello PharmaGuy and My Esteemed brothers. I did not realize my "box" (trust me, no pun here! LOL) was full. I was "incommunicado" for a few days. I have just emptied my "box", if you will. Many guys have asked me about another ball draining threesome I said I was going to post about last week. I also just fucked another hot provider that was part of another "Spa" that I had been to in the past. I thought I had already fucked all of the gals at that spa, but, evidently, I missed this one. Lololol. This gal recently joined a "competitor", if you will. So, The Jag has been busy banging new "co-ed" pussy. I also have some 7 dozen PM's to respond to. I will respond to each of you.

Gentlemen, I PROMISE that I will put the threesome review up today, as well as a review of the new gal I just fucked last week.

JaguarXF.

[Taster6969]

Went for a little relaxation for one hour and got Tina and older asian but had her in the past. Took the table shower where she cleaned me up and after touching her a few times she feels comfortable and begins to clean my joystick and get me hard ready for play. This is her routine. She always checks to make sure not LEO. Think she had problem with LEO before and now more careful. Massage was ok nothing special and only wanted me to turn over and asked what I was looking for. Went with BTB AND BBBJ. Paid her her fee and then began to suck and massage my joystick. BTB was ok. Wish she had bigger boobs very small. She loves to suck but no CIM. Was able to lick the kitty with no problem. She always seems to lay back and enjoy. Cleaned me up and told me to come back soon. Not to bad for an old Chinese lady.

[PharmaGuy]

Your box is full.

[PharmaGuy]

Well it used to be OldPumper that everyone (not me though) on the board thought was The Man. Looks like the Jag man himself has taken over the reigns! I must admit though, you two are very similar in both your highly detailed review styles and seemingly limitless hobbying funds. Only difference is Jag doesn't feel the need to remind us all just how big his Johnson is with EVERY post he makes, nor does he pass judgement or critique others for their activities with providers. He gets the reviews out with all the juicy details and that's it. No unnecessary drama or jabs from his end. Keep it up Jag!

Pumper! I think jag came on right when op went into hiding...so very possible, but op was more BP than massage if I am not mistaken.

[Gentleman 100]

I remember not too long ago, that Kim (1/2 Chinese - 1/2 Vietnamese) also used the name Janet. It sounds like her.

If it is her, she is awesome in every way. She can be a little flaky, but money is well spent on her.

Be safe.

[Sathca]

It sucks that your first try on here on the Board ended inauspiciously with the bull shit LE accusations. People sometimes (as was the famous quote from the loan shark, Mr. Gaza, in the movie, "Rocky", circa 1976,) "hate for no reason, capiche".

Whatever their reason may be: jealousy, bitterness, hatred and sense of worthlessness. I am not a big AMP guy, though, I have been to my share of AMP's over the past 12 years. I much prefer American and Latina pussy over Asian "tang" LOL. Yet, I will read your exemplary reviews with great anticipation and I, along with our brothers here on the Board, look forward to your valued and well crafted contributions. Your recent review from the other day was excellent, indeed! Nice work.

Again, welcome back H3.

JaguarXF.

Which address is this? There seems to be 2 spa serenity. This Janet is just what I'm looking for!

[Pinoboy]

Well it used to be OldPumper that everyone (not me though) on the board thought was The Man. Looks like the Jag man himself has taken over the reigns! I must admit though, you two are very similar in both your highly detailed review styles and seemingly limitless hobbying funds. Only difference is Jag doesn't feel the need to remind us all just how big his Johnson is with EVERY post he makes, nor does he pass judgement or critique others for their activities with providers. He gets the reviews out with all the juicy details and that's it. No unnecessary drama or jabs from his end. Keep it up Jag!

[Paddy1969]

Do you have a flashing red light on your head?

No red light on my head. Thats why I never posted, beacause of the crap that goes on here. 100 posts of nonsense and arguing etc. I respect you be a senior member, but alot of hour posts are questions, critisizing others. To each their own, I'm just starting here, so I will finish. Ill still get info here, but no more from me.

Good night and good hunting.

[Cobbler]

Princess Lilly nice girl 7 in the scale nice massage but when the things came to get hot she became very mechanical and fake not really in to that,I don't think I will repeat for 1..80...nope definitely not.

Asahi AMP what the hell is wrong with this place.their hours are odd in if you get there they give you so many excuses and tell you to come back tomorrow, here is my contributions.

hope helps.

[Tex Cobb]

You are correct about her services but I last saw her at her Palm Bay location where she has been for a few years. Did she move?

The Wendy that I know is still in Palm Bay. She did not move.

[Barolo]

Well I went and had a massage for a LMT I've seen about 6 times since ast July. She advertises in CL, in the altamonte area. Aving problems loading the link, but her ad states" may be addictive, hehe." She is sweet, early 30's. Still no go on the extra dept, although she likes to rub the inner thighs. I'm not willing to make the first move.

So as I left disappointed again, so I had a dream I headed to Royal in Altamonte. Hadn't been there in a year or so. I get this lady 30's cute, I ask for light massage which is very good for my mood. On the flip, roaming over the clothes, which sucks. Very good finish though, she took her time. I asked her name but no clue what she said .30 min 60 door,30 tip.

Ill work on loading links.

Do you have a flashing red light on your head?

[LTL429]

Getting ready to visit your guys area on vacation next week. Would love some tips on massage parlors or ladies to see while I'm down there. Going to be staying at Disney and may need a massage or 2. Any help greatly appreciated on this thread or pm.

Thanks.

[Sex Xes]

So I was in the Altamonte area, and dreamed about checking out one of the local AMPs, since I had never been to any of them before. First stop was at Asahi about noon. No cars in the parking lot, but sign was on, so I went in. After a few seconds, mamasan poked her head through the door, and said sorry, no girls working today, come back on Monday. HUH? You're open but have no girls working? First time I have ever been turned away from an AMP before.

Anyway, on down the road to Magic. Was greeted warmly and led into the room by a decent looking 35-40 ish gal, decided to get an hour. TS was odd, felt rushed the whole time but actually spent a fairly long time getting the TS. I think she was just moving around fast, so it felt rushed. But it was extremely thorough, getting all the nooks and crannies clean. But not very sensual feeling. Massage was decent, and seemed to last a long time. After the flip, she was initially hesitant. I sat up and tried to help her get more comfortable, but she insisted I lay back down. Usually that's a sign that the girl isn't into play time, as I find most who are will get there quicker if I am helping, rather than asking for things. Asking just sounds like a setup I think, and if they are bugged by LEO, you are just setting yourself up anyway. But I digress. So after laying back down, of course, my hands had a mind of their own and started to wander a bit. She did not object and her hands went to work. After a minute or two of this, she warmed up and got a lot more playful. Not fully playful, but we both enjoyed our time together. I remember dreaming about my favorite number, along with some digital input. Didn't last too long at that point. After we were done, she cleaned me up and proceeded to give a nice head and face massage. I always enjoy that. And at the end, she brought mouthwash and a bottle of water, and dressed me, putting on socks, shoes, etc... The last bit is such a nice touch, and really helps sell the service level and always feels good. I left a nice tip. Overall, was there just over an hour by a few minutes or so, so got my full times worth.

I had a hard time understanding her, as her english was not so good. Sounded like she said her name was Hadeha or something like that. Seen reviews of a Hannah there, so maybe that is what she was trying to say, who knows.

I am a Brevard guy normally. For those who know, the quality and level of service I experienced was very similar to seeing Julie at Sunrise in Cape Canaveral. Bottom line, enjoyed my time and got good value for money. I would return, if in the area again, but a long way to go for what I can get closer to home.

That sounds like the experience I had with Hannah last week.

[Putzy]

So I was in the Altamonte area, and dreamed about checking out one of the local AMPs, since I had never been to any of them before. First stop was at Asahi about noon. No cars in the parking lot, but sign was on, so I went in. After a few seconds, mamasan poked her head through the door, and said sorry, no girls working today, come back on Monday. HUH? You're open but have no girls working? First time I have ever been turned away from an AMP before.

Anyway, on down the road to Magic. Was greeted warmly and led into the room by a decent looking 35-40 ish gal, decided to get an hour. TS was odd, felt rushed the whole time but actually spent a fairly long time getting the TS. I think she was just moving around fast, so it felt rushed. But it was extremely thorough, getting all the nooks and crannies clean. But not very sensual feeling. Massage was decent, and seemed to last a long time. After the flip, she was initially hesitant. I sat up and tried to help her get more comfortable, but she insisted I lay back down. Usually that's a sign that the girl isn't into play time, as I find most who are will get there quicker if I am helping, rather than asking for things. Asking just sounds like a setup I think, and if they are bugged by LEO, you are just setting yourself up anyway. But I digress. So after laying back down, of course, my hands had a mind of their own and started to wander a bit. She did not object and her hands went to work. After a minute or two of this, she warmed up and got a lot more playful. Not fully playful, but we both enjoyed our time together. I remember dreaming about my favorite number, along with some digital input. Didn't last too long at that point. After we were done, she cleaned me up and proceeded to give a nice head and face massage. I always enjoy that. And at the end, she brought mouthwash and a bottle of water, and dressed me, putting on socks, shoes, etc... The last bit is such a nice touch, and really helps sell the service level and always feels good. I left a nice tip. Overall, was there just over an hour by a few minutes or so, so got my full times worth.

I had a hard time understanding her, as her english was not so good. Sounded like she said her name was Hadeha or something like that. Seen reviews of a Hannah there, so maybe that is what she was trying to say, who knows.

I am a Brevard guy normally. For those who know, the quality and level of service I experienced was very similar to seeing Julie at Sunrise in Cape Canaveral. Bottom line, enjoyed my time and got good value for money. I would return, if in the area again, but a long way to go for what I can get closer to home.