Massage Parlor Reports

**PharmaGuy** · 03-24-14 06:43

Originally Posted by Pinoboy [View Original Post]

Well it used to be OldPumper that everyone (not me though) on the board thought was The Man. Looks like the Jag man himself has taken over the reigns! I must admit though, you two are very similar in both your highly detailed review styles and seemingly limitless hobbying funds. Only difference is Jag doesn't feel the need to remind us all just how big his Johnson is with EVERY post he makes, nor does he pass judgement or critique others for their activities with providers. He gets the reviews out with all the juicy details and that's it. No unnecessary drama or jabs from his end. Keep it up Jag!

Pumper! I think jag came on right when op went into hiding...so very possible, but op was more BP than massage if I am not mistaken.

**Gentleman 100** · 03-24-14 06:42

I remember not too long ago, that Kim (1/2 Chinese - 1/2 Vietnamese) also used the name Janet. It sounds like her.

If it is her, she is awesome in every way. She can be a little flaky, but money is well spent on her.

Be safe.

**Sathca** · 03-24-14 00:13

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

It sucks that your first try on here on the Board ended inauspiciously with the bull shit LE accusations. People sometimes (as was the famous quote from the loan shark, Mr. Gaza, in the movie, "Rocky", circa 1976,) "hate for no reason, capiche".

Whatever their reason may be: jealousy, bitterness, hatred and sense of worthlessness. I am not a big AMP guy, though, I have been to my share of AMP's over the past 12 years. I much prefer American and Latina pussy over Asian "tang" LOL. Yet, I will read your exemplary reviews with great anticipation and I, along with our brothers here on the Board, look forward to your valued and well crafted contributions. Your recent review from the other day was excellent, indeed! Nice work.

Again, welcome back H3.

JaguarXF.

Which address is this? There seems to be 2 spa serenity. This Janet is just what I'm looking for!

**Pinoboy** · 03-24-14 00:04

Well it used to be OldPumper that everyone (not me though) on the board thought was The Man. Looks like the Jag man himself has taken over the reigns! I must admit though, you two are very similar in both your highly detailed review styles and seemingly limitless hobbying funds. Only difference is Jag doesn't feel the need to remind us all just how big his Johnson is with EVERY post he makes, nor does he pass judgement or critique others for their activities with providers. He gets the reviews out with all the juicy details and that's it. No unnecessary drama or jabs from his end. Keep it up Jag!

**Paddy1969** · 03-23-14 23:28

Originally Posted by Barolo [View Original Post]

Do you have a flashing red light on your head?

No red light on my head. Thats why I never posted, beacause of the crap that goes on here. 100 posts of nonsense and arguing etc. I respect you be a senior member, but alot of hour posts are questions, critisizing others. To each their own, I'm just starting here, so I will finish. Ill still get info here, but no more from me.

Good night and good hunting.

**Cobbler** · 03-23-14 18:57

Princess Lilly nice girl 7 in the scale nice massage but when the things came to get hot she became very mechanical and fake not really in to that,I don't think I will repeat for 1..80...nope definitely not.

Asahi AMP what the hell is wrong with this place.their hours are odd in if you get there they give you so many excuses and tell you to come back tomorrow, here is my contributions.

hope helps.

**Tex Cobb** · 03-23-14 17:13

Originally Posted by EndGame [View Original Post]

You are correct about her services but I last saw her at her Palm Bay location where she has been for a few years. Did she move?

The Wendy that I know is still in Palm Bay. She did not move.

**Barolo** · 03-23-14 16:33

Originally Posted by Paddy1969 [View Original Post]

Well I went and had a massage for a LMT I've seen about 6 times since ast July. She advertises in CL, in the altamonte area. Aving problems loading the link, but her ad states" may be addictive, hehe." She is sweet, early 30's. Still no go on the extra dept, although she likes to rub the inner thighs. I'm not willing to make the first move.

So as I left disappointed again, so I had a dream I headed to Royal in Altamonte. Hadn't been there in a year or so. I get this lady 30's cute, I ask for light massage which is very good for my mood. On the flip, roaming over the clothes, which sucks. Very good finish though, she took her time. I asked her name but no clue what she said .30 min 60 door,30 tip.

Ill work on loading links.

Do you have a flashing red light on your head?

**LTL429** · 03-23-14 15:11

Getting ready to visit your guys area on vacation next week. Would love some tips on massage parlors or ladies to see while I'm down there. Going to be staying at Disney and may need a massage or 2. Any help greatly appreciated on this thread or pm.

Thanks.

**Sex Xes** · 03-23-14 14:00

Originally Posted by Putzy [View Original Post]

So I was in the Altamonte area, and dreamed about checking out one of the local AMPs, since I had never been to any of them before. First stop was at Asahi about noon. No cars in the parking lot, but sign was on, so I went in. After a few seconds, mamasan poked her head through the door, and said sorry, no girls working today, come back on Monday. HUH? You're open but have no girls working? First time I have ever been turned away from an AMP before.

Anyway, on down the road to Magic. Was greeted warmly and led into the room by a decent looking 35-40 ish gal, decided to get an hour. TS was odd, felt rushed the whole time but actually spent a fairly long time getting the TS. I think she was just moving around fast, so it felt rushed. But it was extremely thorough, getting all the nooks and crannies clean. But not very sensual feeling. Massage was decent, and seemed to last a long time. After the flip, she was initially hesitant. I sat up and tried to help her get more comfortable, but she insisted I lay back down. Usually that's a sign that the girl isn't into play time, as I find most who are will get there quicker if I am helping, rather than asking for things. Asking just sounds like a setup I think, and if they are bugged by LEO, you are just setting yourself up anyway. But I digress. So after laying back down, of course, my hands had a mind of their own and started to wander a bit. She did not object and her hands went to work. After a minute or two of this, she warmed up and got a lot more playful. Not fully playful, but we both enjoyed our time together. I remember dreaming about my favorite number, along with some digital input. Didn't last too long at that point. After we were done, she cleaned me up and proceeded to give a nice head and face massage. I always enjoy that. And at the end, she brought mouthwash and a bottle of water, and dressed me, putting on socks, shoes, etc... The last bit is such a nice touch, and really helps sell the service level and always feels good. I left a nice tip. Overall, was there just over an hour by a few minutes or so, so got my full times worth.

I had a hard time understanding her, as her english was not so good. Sounded like she said her name was Hadeha or something like that. Seen reviews of a Hannah there, so maybe that is what she was trying to say, who knows.

I am a Brevard guy normally. For those who know, the quality and level of service I experienced was very similar to seeing Julie at Sunrise in Cape Canaveral. Bottom line, enjoyed my time and got good value for money. I would return, if in the area again, but a long way to go for what I can get closer to home.

That sounds like the experience I had with Hannah last week.

**Putzy** · 03-23-14 12:09

So I was in the Altamonte area, and dreamed about checking out one of the local AMPs, since I had never been to any of them before. First stop was at Asahi about noon. No cars in the parking lot, but sign was on, so I went in. After a few seconds, mamasan poked her head through the door, and said sorry, no girls working today, come back on Monday. HUH? You're open but have no girls working? First time I have ever been turned away from an AMP before.

Anyway, on down the road to Magic. Was greeted warmly and led into the room by a decent looking 35-40 ish gal, decided to get an hour. TS was odd, felt rushed the whole time but actually spent a fairly long time getting the TS. I think she was just moving around fast, so it felt rushed. But it was extremely thorough, getting all the nooks and crannies clean. But not very sensual feeling. Massage was decent, and seemed to last a long time. After the flip, she was initially hesitant. I sat up and tried to help her get more comfortable, but she insisted I lay back down. Usually that's a sign that the girl isn't into play time, as I find most who are will get there quicker if I am helping, rather than asking for things. Asking just sounds like a setup I think, and if they are bugged by LEO, you are just setting yourself up anyway. But I digress. So after laying back down, of course, my hands had a mind of their own and started to wander a bit. She did not object and her hands went to work. After a minute or two of this, she warmed up and got a lot more playful. Not fully playful, but we both enjoyed our time together. I remember dreaming about my favorite number, along with some digital input. Didn't last too long at that point. After we were done, she cleaned me up and proceeded to give a nice head and face massage. I always enjoy that. And at the end, she brought mouthwash and a bottle of water, and dressed me, putting on socks, shoes, etc... The last bit is such a nice touch, and really helps sell the service level and always feels good. I left a nice tip. Overall, was there just over an hour by a few minutes or so, so got my full times worth.

I had a hard time understanding her, as her english was not so good. Sounded like she said her name was Hadeha or something like that. Seen reviews of a Hannah there, so maybe that is what she was trying to say, who knows.

I am a Brevard guy normally. For those who know, the quality and level of service I experienced was very similar to seeing Julie at Sunrise in Cape Canaveral. Bottom line, enjoyed my time and got good value for money. I would return, if in the area again, but a long way to go for what I can get closer to home.

**Harry Dude** · 03-23-14 09:41

Showed up and was greeted by a really old mamasan. The moment I had undressed a nice, slim, fit looking Korean lady, probably around 40 year old Came in and took me to the shower. The shower was a regular shower cubicle, she cleaned me up thoroughly while I was just standing there. Cock, balls, ass. Everything became squeaky clean.

In the room I laid down, no towel. She did a pretty good massage, lots of teasing, then the flip, whereby she gave me a competent happy ending. No undressing on her part.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...uch-24/9440075

**HoneyDew** · 03-22-14 20:33

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**Bjceb** · 03-22-14 12:15

Shaghai in Winter Park will trim you up.

Don't know about any extras there, but they will shave any thing you need for a reasonable price. Older Asain gals right off of 17/92.

Check them out.

Stay safe and have fun.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4378826294.html

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Brother TRP. I must say that after reading your post, I had to get a massage for my stomach muscles. They were so fucking sore from laughing after I read your post. LOL. Classic and funny, indeed my brother. I have been off the Board for five days or so pounding pussy that I will soon be posting reviews on (I have another hot threesome review cumming) However, I wanted to recommend a few gals for you.

Here you go brother:

1. Wendy, Irish Lass in Melbourne. Worth the trip, my brother. She does laser hair removal and as brother TexCobb said, "cracks" too. I have seen her a few times. A sweet, beautiful and sensual woman, mid 30's. FS is on the menu as well, if you are respectful. She may be a YMMV gal. Check the BP ads in Melbourne / Brevard County.

2. Paula at "A Royal Pampering" off Virginia Street and Mills Ave. (just down Virginia Street about 1/4 mile. She is a gorgeous English gal with beautiful eyes and long flowing, curly reddish hair. PM for additional Intel. Paula is definitely UTR.

3. Alicia at "Buena Villa" off Semoran Blvd. In Casselberry / Altamonte Springs area just next to the dentist's office. She runs / owns the spa Jackie Joy works out of. Alicia is a definite MILF and incredibly, sensual and sexy. Those of you that have seen JJ have likely met Alicia. I have seen Alicia a few times in the past. PM me gentlemen if you want some Intel on Alicia. She uses an "unusual technique".

Good luck brother TRP!

JaguarXF.

**Paddy1969** · 03-22-14 12:07

Well I went and had a massage for a LMT I've seen about 6 times since ast July. She advertises in CL, in the altamonte area. Aving problems loading the link, but her ad states" may be addictive, hehe." She is sweet, early 30's. Still no go on the extra dept, although she likes to rub the inner thighs. I'm not willing to make the first move.

So as I left disappointed again, so I had a dream I headed to Royal in Altamonte. Hadn't been there in a year or so. I get this lady 30's cute, I ask for light massage which is very good for my mood. On the flip, roaming over the clothes, which sucks. Very good finish though, she took her time. I asked her name but no clue what she said .30 min 60 door,30 tip.

Ill work on loading links.