MotorCity Mayhem

**Jd2011** · 03-18-14 07:48

Amen brother!

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?

**Passenger** · 03-18-14 00:25

Originally Posted by RogerC [View Original Post]

Baby no like MM because of his post frequency? I invite you fuckers to Chicago. There's no place in Chicago where you can go into a strip club and get a 1/2 and 1/2 for $1.2.

If you knew how easy you guys have it, you would cut MM and Hoop some slack.

Crybabies.

It's been so easy to get balled in a Detroit strip club for over a decade that only the galactically stupid need a step-by-step tutorial to get a nut in the VIP. Shit, for years the fuckin and suckin was going on in the Hamilton bars in an open room without separate booths.

Yeah, we know how easy we have it here in Detroit clubs, that's why there is no need for a sequential soliloquy of what Marlboro Man does at his booth and conversation with the valet before he tells us for the 99th time that he only gets head and blows his wad on the dancers face. He should just cut and paste his reviews.

Yeah, yeah we all know that Chicago is a frigid city in more ways than one. We hate your sports teams, you don't have any college sports worth a shit and your strip clubs are even worse.

Who the fuck is Hoop?

**RogerC** · 03-17-14 22:04

Baby no like MM because of his post frequency? I invite you fuckers to Chicago. There's no place in Chicago where you can go into a strip club and get a 1/2 and 1/2 for $1.2.

If you knew how easy you guys have it, you would cut MM and Hoop some slack.

Crybabies.

**TwoWheeler21** · 03-17-14 21:04

You guys need to cool out on Joop. Maybe he just likes those red spell check lines underneath his text.

**Jd2011** · 03-17-14 20:37

I love this thread!!

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

Yes, it's one thing to gloss over a couple posts that don't interest you, but when MareloboMex occupies the thread with five pages of quoted posts that may be two months old that's a royal pain-in-the-ass!

Can't he just PM those guys, does he have to quote the whole feckin' thread? Can we send him a Reader's Digest of the strip club section on a monthly basis so he doesn't muck up the whole feckin' section?

I'm waiting for a post of his that is so detailed that he tells which rental car company he used at DTW and the counter clerk's name, and which order he placed his socks on in the morning while having a continental breakfast at Courtyard by Marriott.

**Passenger** · 03-17-14 15:35

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

I would like to start the ball rolling with 2 pet peeves of mine...feel free to agree or disagree.

1). MM has become a serious anchor in the strip club thread. Although he does have some value and interesting posts, I think his bulimic posting style has degenerated into commenting on other dudes posts just to say "nice job man"or "that's a bummer man, try this next time". Whenever I see his posts in the thread, I usually then have to avoid the thread for awhile to prevent myself from vomiting in my own mouth.

2). Joop needs to learn spelling and grammar. Perhaps we could somehow tap into some kind of free Obama fund to enable Joop to go back to the third grade..and maybe he will pay attention this time. If Obama funding won't cover education for Joop, perhaps it can be used by us to hire an interpreter for his posts.

That is all..have a great day!

JD.

Yes, it's one thing to gloss over a couple posts that don't interest you, but when MareloboMex occupies the thread with five pages of quoted posts that may be two months old that's a royal pain-in-the-ass!

Can't he just PM those guys, does he have to quote the whole feckin' thread? Can we send him a Reader's Digest of the strip club section on a monthly basis so he doesn't muck up the whole feckin' section?

I'm waiting for a post of his that is so detailed that he tells which rental car company he used at DTW and the counter clerk's name, and which order he placed his socks on in the morning while having a continental breakfast at Courtyard by Marriott.

**Passenger** · 03-17-14 15:27

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

I would like to start the ball rolling with 2 pet peeves of mine...feel free to agree or disagree.

1). MM has become a serious anchor in the strip club thread. Although he does have some value and interesting posts, I think his bulimic posting style has degenerated into commenting on other dudes posts just to say "nice job man"or "that's a bummer man, try this next time". Whenever I see his posts in the thread, I usually then have to avoid the thread for awhile to prevent myself from vomiting in my own mouth.

2). Joop needs to learn spelling and grammar. Perhaps we could somehow tap into some kind of free Obama fund to enable Joop to go back to the third grade..and maybe he will pay attention this time. If Obama funding won't cover education for Joop, perhaps it can be used by us to hire an interpreter for his posts.

That is all..have a great day!

JD.

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

Poor Joop. That guy gets a little ribbing everywhere. He probably a nice guy too. Just grammatically challenged. For the long winded strip club posts, I just quickly gloss over them for interesting information.

Joop, even if English is his second language should be doing much better, based upon how long that he has lived here in the states. When you couple that with the incessant posts about "get a SP" when folks explain why they like to munger in strip clubs reinforce this. Lastly, he has tons of posts but no real helpful info other than "you may get rob". Just once, could he conjugate a fucking verb!

It is you may get "robbED" not you may get "rob". It sounds as if you go visit that BP poster and instead of getting down with a chick, you end up hooking up with some guy in lingerie!

**Admin2** · 03-17-14 00:23

Originally Posted by Tongue [View Original Post]

Are the people in this "mayhem" the only ones who can see these posts?

Anybody anywhere can jump in. The one in Cincy actually turned into a pretty coll thread. Sometimes it's fighting but mostly it just REALLY random far afield stuff.

**Tongue** · 03-16-14 22:54

Are the people in this "mayhem" the only ones who can see these posts?

**Admin2** · 03-16-14 22:39

Originally Posted by MichiganDl [View Original Post]

Thanks A2. Even though I still feel I didn't say anything to deserve getting an infraction. Your still alright by me.

I like you too Mich, but this;.

I'm not concerned in the least bit with your opinion. It means nothing to me. Your posts mean nothing to me either. You seem to want to hop around from city to city on this forum and put your 2 cents in on all types of useless posts.

Is argumentative in any language.

A2.

**Admin2** · 03-16-14 18:47

Originally Posted by JohnWise [View Original Post]

So this means I can tell all the whiny little bitches to STFU and grow some balls and stop crying about some text on a computer screen?

Thanks A2, you should have done this a long time ago.

Yes it does, you can call them bitches, cocksuckers, douchebags, assholes, but you can't call them niggers, spikes, fags, or a jap (unless you are abbreviating Japan with Jap. That's ok) while hatefulness is encouraged, hate speech will be punished.

Originally Posted by Bratley1055 [View Original Post]

Perfect place for people that need anger management. Classic!

You're welcome.

Originally Posted by DetLurker [View Original Post]

Just for laughs...

1st RULE: You do not talk about MCM.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about MCM.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at MCM, you HAVE to fight.

Fuck rule number 5.

Originally Posted by Tongue [View Original Post]

So does this mean that we're all moderated?

No, at this time I put a bunch of you guys back on moderation, but the city itself isn't.

**Mr Pound Town** · 03-16-14 18:36

Originally Posted by TenderMan [View Original Post]

DETROIT:

We were / are the murder capital of the world.

I beg to differ, its very difficult for any US city to compare to the violence in Central America.

Honduras averaged 19 murders a day, and that's down 6.5% from the previous year.

http://world.time.com/2014/02/17/hon...-of-the-world/

Even on the world scale Detroit is not even in the top ten.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...by_murder_rate

**TenderMan** · 03-16-14 16:17

DETROIT:

We were / are the murder capital of the world.

We are the first major city to go "bankrupt".

We MAY be the first City to go all Moderated (moderation is when your posts are screened for content before publishing).

I hope I live long enough to have a first we can be proud of.

Opps, we had that....We WERE the Car capital of the world. LOL.