Massage Parlor Reports

**BlazinAzn** · 03-08-14 17:12

I haven't seen any reviews of Bada as of lately. Mainly because their reviews aren't too good. I had been missing a table shower since you don't get those with backpage girls. So on Friday I was in the area and thought I would give them a try. Went to the door and was met by the attendant. The table shower was enjoyable but it went down hill after that. When the massage began she had to keep leaving the room to attend to something. She left 3 or 4 time during the massage portion of the session. When the flip came she was heavy on the upsale. I held firm at .4 because at that point I didn't really care if I left without a smile. The lackluster service made me dig in my heels. The .4 was good enough to leave happy and we finished up with the session. The customer service was just lacking. I would keep this one off your list and go to MD.

**JmSuttr** · 03-08-14 14:52

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...wn7070/9549586

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).

LittleHeaditis happens to the best of us. The great thing about this board is we get to hear about the bad as well as the good so we can be smarter and safer in the future.

Sounds like you had a decent time but just paid more than you normally would. One note from my experience is that I tend to stay away from the Asian ads that use out of the area numbers (917,347, etc). It's not a perfect indicator but I've generally found them to be lower quality and overpriced.

Thanks again for the post and better luck next time.

**Jusblaze1** · 03-08-14 13:46

Originally Posted by SSRod [View Original Post]

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...wn7070/9549586

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).

WTF? NO massage and all you wanted was a provider..WTF for $ you could have seen 2 providers.

**Member #4911** · 03-08-14 10:47

http://nova.backpage.com/Therapeutic...wn7070/9549586

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).

**Member #4911** · 03-08-14 10:15

http://www.xiangjimassage.com/

The old diplomat drive location, but the suite across the hall from the shady one of the past. Entry door is unlocked, which made me think this was a legit only massage, but received the standard nova handshake after guidance. Nice teasing at first, but then sped it up the more I tried roaming south. Roaming over and under north of the border, over only south. The advertised .45 massage is for light touch only, goes up to .6 for deep tissue, full hour provided less some short disappearing acts to respond to phone and doorbell (two gals is what I saw, evidently both busy). I got the slightly younger and more attractive one, sweet! .5 tip for total of $.1 out the door, had a good time.

**Frosted Abe** · 03-07-14 09:14

Visited this place several times: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...363155995.html.

Heidi is worth seeing--young Asian American for the right price gave FS.

Several others were pretty bad--one in particular must have been off the boat about 20 minutes and thought she was washing clothes as she had no skill.

When I left she chased me out the door and into the parking lot angrily asking for a tip.

**Savvyguy08** · 03-06-14 00:06

I was visiting on business and decided to give VIP a try as it was close to where I was staying. Was met at the door by Ellie. She was an attractive Thai lady in her early 30's. She was in a short dress. Took me to the room and paid the house fee of .6 for hhr. I paid with $ and she brought back .4 and told her to but it on the stand with another .2 I placed there while changing. Over all it got the job done. She was very friendly and gave above average massage with free roaming. I personally like more teasing than was provided. I would prob repeat if staying at same location again.

**Ted Williams** · 03-05-14 15:35

Didn't notice any recent posts, so I had time to meet with Jackie in the East for an hour session. Jackie is very average with looks / body near a 5/10. Decided to do both TS and sauna first, nothing great there though. In room she was pleasant, friendly during massage and did a pretty good job, felt nice. The finish was very poor and I had to negotiate a lot since she didn't seem familiar with me because of the first time with this particular provider. I got the message "we don't do that here" as well as "maybe if you repeat a few times then you can have standard NOVA finish." Anyway, I don't have the effort to keep repeating multiple times with this same provider just to get a standard NOVA handshake. Thus, I wouldn't say its too worth it unless you want to become a regular. Note that I did get full hour of massage and typical rate of .8 for it. At least I wasn't shorted there.

Good Day.

**Volvos40** · 03-05-14 06:40

I heard she was a nutbag, like years ago..so the poster must be her..right?

Originally Posted by LauraRager [View Original Post]

Visited the Simply Exquisite massage down toward Woodbridge in the private location and linked here: http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...dio-36/6999790.

The massage was fantastic. I got an hour and a half. Music. Candles. Incredible attention to every muscle. I could spend a day in there relaxing for the massage alone. After a flip, the massage on the front was also fantastic. Every little muscle was treated right. If you are looking for a great massage, this is definitely a great provider.

Things were really standing at attention during the massage, and it kept proceeding until the appropriate time. When that time arrived, the action became a bit rough and detached. The roughness of the massage at that point prevented this review from ending perfectly happy, and there didn't seem to be the skill set necessary to recognize the roughness wasn't wanted and any halftime adjustment. At some point, after a fair amount of abuse, she threw in the towel and I also was thankful the roughness was over, even if it did not end the way I had hoped.

Like I said, fantastic massage but don't expect every part to work well, unless you are already into a really rough ending.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 20:30

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Tara is still here.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...353819450.html

Tara is still available and also does 4-hand massages with her friend, Jen. Once you've gotten to know them a bit, you can schedule a massage with either of them.

Another Thai masseuse in the area is Cristine in Herndon http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...ssage/13695313 and her pics don't do her justice.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 20:22

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

As I understand this forum, the general principle that applies to everyone, seniors and noobs alike, is simply that it's good form to at least attempt to do some homework before posting and expecting others to provide info. If you read his original post, there was absolutely no effort put forth other than his comment that he hadn't noticed their ads on CL lately.

If he had given any indication that he had attempted to do a decent amount of due diligence BEFORE making his request, I wouldn't have said a thing. As I noted, all of the phone numbers for the ladies he's interested in are readily available and it would have taken very little effort for him to have tried to do some checking first.

IMHO, a simple reminder that doing some pre-request homework is a good way to go was appropriate, not premature and wasn't intended to "judge" anyone.

**Kijimuna** · 03-04-14 19:01

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

Tara is still here.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...353819450.html

**Sexingit** · 03-04-14 18:25

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

And there's plenty of info available on the oThER site and elsewhere, including how recently they've been reviewed as well as phone numbers he could have used to call each of the ladies he asked about to see if they're available. How effin' hard is that?

His own post indicates that the extent of his homework was just to look for ads on CL before posting on this forum. You may have a different opinion but I don't think it's unreasonable to encourage newbies to put in a little more effort before asking for info.

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

**Kijimuna** · 03-04-14 17:00

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

He didn't ask about the reviews, he asked for their whereabouts.

Nalee is my ATF and I noticed her ads are gone as well as the other Thai providers in Centreville. I would like to know but I don't want to put myself in a scenario just in case Uncle LEO saw them.

According to my Thai friends, Magic get married, Nalee is overseas, and no idea about Zazza.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 15:22

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

He didn't ask about the reviews, he asked for their whereabouts.

Nalee is my ATF and I noticed her ads are gone as well as the other Thai providers in Centreville. I would like to know but I don't want to put myself in a scenario just in case Uncle LEO saw them.

And there's plenty of info available on the oThER site and elsewhere, including how recently they've been reviewed as well as phone numbers he could have used to call each of the ladies he asked about to see if they're available. How effin' hard is that?

His own post indicates that the extent of his homework was just to look for ads on CL before posting on this forum. You may have a different opinion but I don't think it's unreasonable to encourage newbies to put in a little more effort before asking for info.