Massage Parlor Reports

**Ted Williams** · 03-05-14 15:35

Didn't notice any recent posts, so I had time to meet with Jackie in the East for an hour session. Jackie is very average with looks / body near a 5/10. Decided to do both TS and sauna first, nothing great there though. In room she was pleasant, friendly during massage and did a pretty good job, felt nice. The finish was very poor and I had to negotiate a lot since she didn't seem familiar with me because of the first time with this particular provider. I got the message "we don't do that here" as well as "maybe if you repeat a few times then you can have standard NOVA finish." Anyway, I don't have the effort to keep repeating multiple times with this same provider just to get a standard NOVA handshake. Thus, I wouldn't say its too worth it unless you want to become a regular. Note that I did get full hour of massage and typical rate of .8 for it. At least I wasn't shorted there.

Good Day.

**Volvos40** · 03-05-14 06:40

I heard she was a nutbag, like years ago..so the poster must be her..right?

Originally Posted by LauraRager [View Original Post]

Visited the Simply Exquisite massage down toward Woodbridge in the private location and linked here: http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/si...dio-36/6999790.

The massage was fantastic. I got an hour and a half. Music. Candles. Incredible attention to every muscle. I could spend a day in there relaxing for the massage alone. After a flip, the massage on the front was also fantastic. Every little muscle was treated right. If you are looking for a great massage, this is definitely a great provider.

Things were really standing at attention during the massage, and it kept proceeding until the appropriate time. When that time arrived, the action became a bit rough and detached. The roughness of the massage at that point prevented this review from ending perfectly happy, and there didn't seem to be the skill set necessary to recognize the roughness wasn't wanted and any halftime adjustment. At some point, after a fair amount of abuse, she threw in the towel and I also was thankful the roughness was over, even if it did not end the way I had hoped.

Like I said, fantastic massage but don't expect every part to work well, unless you are already into a really rough ending.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 20:30

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

Tara is still here.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...353819450.html

Tara is still available and also does 4-hand massages with her friend, Jen. Once you've gotten to know them a bit, you can schedule a massage with either of them.

Another Thai masseuse in the area is Cristine in Herndon http://washingtondc.backpage.com/The...ssage/13695313 and her pics don't do her justice.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 20:22

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

As I understand this forum, the general principle that applies to everyone, seniors and noobs alike, is simply that it's good form to at least attempt to do some homework before posting and expecting others to provide info. If you read his original post, there was absolutely no effort put forth other than his comment that he hadn't noticed their ads on CL lately.

If he had given any indication that he had attempted to do a decent amount of due diligence BEFORE making his request, I wouldn't have said a thing. As I noted, all of the phone numbers for the ladies he's interested in are readily available and it would have taken very little effort for him to have tried to do some checking first.

IMHO, a simple reminder that doing some pre-request homework is a good way to go was appropriate, not premature and wasn't intended to "judge" anyone.

**Kijimuna** · 03-04-14 19:01

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

Tara is still here.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...353819450.html

**Sexingit** · 03-04-14 18:25

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

And there's plenty of info available on the oThER site and elsewhere, including how recently they've been reviewed as well as phone numbers he could have used to call each of the ladies he asked about to see if they're available. How effin' hard is that?

His own post indicates that the extent of his homework was just to look for ads on CL before posting on this forum. You may have a different opinion but I don't think it's unreasonable to encourage newbies to put in a little more effort before asking for info.

Trust me I hate noobs too but he even stated that Nalee delivers a great massage. IMO I think it was premature to judge him.

Anyways... I find it odd that the Thai ladies all of a sudden disappeared. Zaza disappearing after Magic got married makes sense but what about the other Thai ladies like Tara or Her friend? I remember Nalee saying something about Thailand but she never mentioned a date.

**Kijimuna** · 03-04-14 17:00

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

He didn't ask about the reviews, he asked for their whereabouts.

Nalee is my ATF and I noticed her ads are gone as well as the other Thai providers in Centreville. I would like to know but I don't want to put myself in a scenario just in case Uncle LEO saw them.

According to my Thai friends, Magic get married, Nalee is overseas, and no idea about Zazza.

**JmSuttr** · 03-04-14 15:22

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

He didn't ask about the reviews, he asked for their whereabouts.

Nalee is my ATF and I noticed her ads are gone as well as the other Thai providers in Centreville. I would like to know but I don't want to put myself in a scenario just in case Uncle LEO saw them.

And there's plenty of info available on the oThER site and elsewhere, including how recently they've been reviewed as well as phone numbers he could have used to call each of the ladies he asked about to see if they're available. How effin' hard is that?

His own post indicates that the extent of his homework was just to look for ads on CL before posting on this forum. You may have a different opinion but I don't think it's unreasonable to encourage newbies to put in a little more effort before asking for info.

**Sexingit** · 03-04-14 11:21

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

Plenty of reviews on the oThER site and info available on this forum if you do some searching.

He didn't ask about the reviews, he asked for their whereabouts.

Nalee is my ATF and I noticed her ads are gone as well as the other Thai providers in Centreville. I would like to know but I don't want to put myself in a scenario just in case Uncle LEO saw them.

**AznVrep** · 03-03-14 00:15

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I would stick with the Chinese syndicates for the 40/ half hour or 60/ hour rates. I didn't ask my provider's name as I could care less with this crappy service. Avoid this one.

Agreed. I find myself heading to the cheaper Chinese places recently. I also found a Vietnamese gal that offers a massage. This was a first for me as all other providers have been Korean or Chinese. She's pretty but not sure about her age. She kissed my back and chest which was a nice change. After the flip she asked for the tip which kind of killed the mood but it was worth it.

If your a senior and am interested in the viet flavor PM me. It would be nice if you could trade but it's not necessary.

**Kiowa53** · 03-02-14 22:17

Not asking for reviews. Asking for info. The gals have not posted for sometime either at BP or CL.

**Serpico99** · 03-02-14 17:33

I visited Miko in Chantilly today. Some positive reviews (based on the rating, I don't have access to the reviews themselves) came up on another site so I decided to take a chance. Waste of time. One of the providers is attractive and the other is ok looking compared to the typical older Korean AMP woman. On another review site, they list an hour session for 60 but they wanted 80 for one hour, with no TS. I opted for a half hour for 60. The massage sucked. No skill on her part, just poking and prodding. The finish was fine but over in a few minutes. I paid 60 to feed the baby. Not worth the time or money. For most bang for your buck, I would stick with the Chinese syndicates for the 40/ half hour or 60/ hour rates. I didn't ask my provider's name as I could care less with this crappy service. Avoid this one.

**AznVrep** · 03-02-14 14:19

Originally Posted by Rudraidhe [View Original Post]

Talk about a safe haven for bacteria. What about that loofah sponge they use on the massage table?

I'm sure that's where I got the patch from under my armpit last year. Cleaned up quickly but haven't gotten a table shower again. The idea of a bunch of other mongers being rubbed all over me is disgusting.

**JmSuttr** · 03-02-14 10:24

Originally Posted by Kiowa53 [View Original Post]

Any info on Magic, Zaza, and Nalee? Have not seen them post on craigs for quite sometime. Do miss Nalee she did deliver one great massage.

Thanks.

Plenty of reviews on the oThER site and info available on this forum if you do some searching.

**Rudraidhe** · 03-01-14 23:16

Originally Posted by AznSandz [View Original Post]

Maybe I just had sensitive skin but this was the first time its happened. The key take away is that providers do use oil from the same bottle for multiple clients. We're sharing in one way or another. Be safe!

Talk about a safe haven for bacteria. What about that loofah sponge they use on the massage table?