Massage Parlor Reports

[Angai]

Place is 1 block north of augusta on western. Its a dump in there so I figured to at least walk out happy. I had a mexican masseuse, pretty cute, but within 2 minutes of the massage she stated in no uncertain terms I was ONLY getting a massage. It turned out to be a good one, but still, no he. I'd avoid this place because you can get a better, legit massage other places.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-27/20243907

I find this funny because a friend of mine went to this place last week and had me dying about what he said about the masseuse there he said she was a hunched back latina that didn't even flip him over and she asked him while he was face down after over massaging his back and legs to decide which area he wanted massaged all the more his back or legs? All the while answering her phone and texting during the massage. He gave her .80 for the .65 and she didn't even give him the change. At the end he took solace in the fact that she left her phone charger in the room that he promptly stumped and left never to repeat. My experience there was fortunately was two very nice Asian girls one half Chinese and Korean that I was able to practice my Korean with a very pleasant girl excellent HE. The other was a Chinese that gave the most erotic massage I had in awhile I think I was literally fondling her for like 50% of the massage.

What is actually funny about this place is that I see the ad change and I have only gone when he had it advertised as pretty Chinese girls or pretty Chinese girls. If I go back it will not be when Spanish is in the ad after hearing these stories though I prefer never to go again haha!

[Oddjob]

Well said. That was my point, too. Why question, or even denigrate one of us for seeing whom we like?

And Captain Kirk, well, he was the greatest ass-bandit of the galaxy. Not only would he do green or purple women, he did blue women, Romulans, Vulcans, 1930's do-gooders, Klingons, a black officer on the bridge, and even the ship's nurse. I doubt he ever did a Gorn, though. LOL.

-Vazooli.

I was in the good Captain's Black Cherry back in the day, and I can vouch for the fact that he had one lady who very well may have been Gorn.

[Jakobh]

Place is 1 block north of augusta on western. Its a dump in there so I figured to at least walk out happy. I had a mexican masseuse, pretty cute, but within 2 minutes of the massage she stated in no uncertain terms I was ONLY getting a massage. It turned out to be a good one, but still, no he. I'd avoid this place because you can get a better, legit massage other places.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-27/20243907

[Vazooli]

...so what?

This board's for the exchange of info, not necessarily to judge everyone else on their provider's race. If you don't like a certain race, fine, no need to broadcast it and question everybody else when they go see someone.

One reason I admired Captain Kirk is that he'd screw any woman that was hot, no matter if she was green or purple-skinned.

Well said. That was my point, too. Why question, or even denigrate one of us for seeing whom we like?

And Captain Kirk, well, he was the greatest ass-bandit of the galaxy. Not only would he do green or purple women, he did blue women, Romulans, Vulcans, 1930's do-gooders, Klingons, a black officer on the bridge, and even the ship's nurse. I doubt he ever did a Gorn, though. LOL.

-Vazooli.

[Humpfree]

This is the number for the Renew Foot Massage place on Garfield next to Harlem. I believe it was discussed trying this place out around a year ago, and reviews came back that they were strictly legit.

However, this place seemed to be closed for several months and then suddenly it was lit up again. I pass that place 4 times a day as I live less than a mile away. I stopped by last Saturday and asked for a foot massage. The friendly and attractive, early 30's, MT, told me she had a customer coming, and that they hardly ever did feet any more, just full massage. She also said that the other MT had gone home. It has a room with 3 pallets in it, which, she said, is where they give foot massage. She also said that they had a table shower and massage for $60. She gave me the impression that there was a private room for full massage, but I didn't see it. She wanted me to come back the next day, but I went to my ATF. I intended TOFTT when I get back.


I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

Didn't know they open again:

No one spoke english there. Had 3 men working there. Boss told me lay down So I did he spoke Very little english. .

Hear comes a dude with a mask like a doctor wares. NO No I would like a lady. Told me wate a min, are so. He camein gave me a phone. Lady said I have a nice lady for you but no english. Ok 10 min's are so in come a beauth young China doll.

Foot massage with mask on. Off to the massage room. Curtain on the door way. Still got her mask on. I think could have done better with a door. I think the same guy has this has one archer 2900 ? I think. Both 100% legit I think YMMV.

[Angai]

I made an appointment with her a couple months ago. When I got to her apartment, she asked me to sign my name on a form, and to show her my driver's license. I told her I left my wallet in the car, and would be right back. I walked out her door, opened my car door, got in, and drove away laughing.

I have been to some places where I made an appointment and they asked for my real name over the phone then when I got there they did an I'd check at the door. I still went in just latina with a massive rack the prices were embarrassing to speak of here model quality for sure. I guess if someone was recording it would make for a good porn, but would not repeat because the it started at .2 for the massage which I had no knowledge of prior to getting into the door once in faced with that price and a rack that the physics seemed impossible to fit the frame, but for that sort of service you can do better on eros. At least you won't have to deal with the upselling even after that. Anyway the point is some verification I think it ok providers are foolish not to in my opinion if they are however asking me to sign anything yeah that is crazy and I would walk out. I have put in silly names at some places they have you sign in at AMPs before the address and number I just tell them I am not filling out and continue.

[Angai]

This is the number for the Renew Foot Massage place on Garfield next to Harlem. I believe it was discussed trying this place out around a year ago, and reviews came back that they were strictly legit.

However, this place seemed to be closed for several months and then suddenly it was lit up again. I pass that place 4 times a day as I live less than a mile away. I stopped by last Saturday and asked for a foot massage. The friendly and attractive, early 30's, MT, told me she had a customer coming, and that they hardly ever did feet any more, just full massage. She also said that the other MT had gone home. It has a room with 3 pallets in it, which, she said, is where they give foot massage. She also said that they had a table shower and massage for $60. She gave me the impression that there was a private room for full massage, but I didn't see it. She wanted me to come back the next day, but I went to my ATF. I intended TOFTT when I get back.


I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

Yeah I pass it twice a day also and it is the same walking distance. When I called I realized yeah it was the same one I have been here and I patronized it last night as well message me for details.

[Hrodebert]

This is the number for the Renew Foot Massage place on Garfield next to Harlem. I believe it was discussed trying this place out around a year ago, and reviews came back that they were strictly legit.

However, this place seemed to be closed for several months and then suddenly it was lit up again. I pass that place 4 times a day as I live less than a mile away. I stopped by last Saturday and asked for a foot massage. The friendly and attractive, early 30's, MT, told me she had a customer coming, and that they hardly ever did feet any more, just full massage. She also said that the other MT had gone home. It has a room with 3 pallets in it, which, she said, is where they give foot massage. She also said that they had a table shower and massage for $60. She gave me the impression that there was a private room for full massage, but I didn't see it. She wanted me to come back the next day, but I went to my ATF. I intended TOFTT when I get back.


I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...il-28/20557200

[SpaSearch]

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

I made an appointment with her a couple months ago. When I got to her apartment, she asked me to sign my name on a form, and to show her my driver's license. I told her I left my wallet in the car, and would be right back. I walked out her door, opened my car door, got in, and drove away laughing.

[DMichaels69]

This is good advice Magooski. If they jack you around (not in a good way) then the tip should be adjusted. I was at a place where she asked for 60 for a HR, no extra excitement. I said it was too much and it was game over. She walked out and came back with a water.

I was at a place where I said I wanted a strong massage. She says "oh my god, ok" but she did it.

Now I make sure I get my moneys worth.

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

[RogerC]

Not only that, I've been with beautiful women who gave lousy BJs.

The best BJ I ever got was by a woman who was at least 15 years older than me and was a grandma.

She was just an OK looker, but she knew how to rub and boy could she suck dick.

[Angai]

...so what?

This board's for the exchange of info, not necessarily to judge everyone else on their provider's race. If you don't like a certain race, fine, no need to broadcast it and question everybody else when they go see someone.

One reason I admired Captain Kirk is that he'd screw any woman that was hot, no matter if she was green or purple-skinned.

I thought captain kirk was a username until I continued to read LOL. Yeah Kirk was awesome as far as race goes though the issue always lies with experience and my experience with places outside AMPs has been lacking in service now I will admit one of my best massages has been at 160 and this was a white girl in some high rise downtown that I went to in my youthful mongering days around 7-8 years ago. That aside the point is AMPs constantly exhibit excellent service down to cleaning every corner of your body during a table shower and putting your clothes back on you after you are done in a lot of cases I will leave feeling like a king. In latin salons well you get the opposite dealing with tiered pricing like "I can show my twins for .5 extra and everything off for another .5 extra" then to top this off usually you receive just a body rub. This has not always been the case it is just 90% of the time it has been the case from my experience, so I frequent AMPs for this reason along and I branch out from time to time to white, latin or whatever because well I am a monger.

[Angai]

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

I have to use that one next time I am shorted because it happens more times than not. I read some awful reviews on crystal and seeing that I am not out south anymore I haven't taken the plunge. A place in Palos heights just started popping up that looks interesting trying to get a friend to check it out first before I bother making the trip.

I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...il-28/20557200

[Magooski]

There should really be a standard when it comes to these things. I usually follow the 20% rule myself and I think the 20% is actually a little high and too high for a bad massage and by no means do I tip $40 without HE, because I don't usually drop 40 for the HE unless 60 is negotiated before I convert my 40 on repeats to 50 and then float around 60 if I become a usual. Just tossing out 40-60 for a good massage is like a bunch of people getting dollar table dances at something like the skybox gentlemen's club then the fool comes to the table to start making it rain sometimes the entertainer doesn't even respect the guy and I think the situation should be the same for tipping masseuse there should be like patron standard as to not create snobs for economic mongers LOL. Of course everyone's wallet carries it's own weight though and how they incentivize should be to their own budget and what they think is fail. I still will always look at the guy that makes it rain as a fool though LOL.

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

[Brown Boy]

...so what?

This board's for the exchange of info, not necessarily to judge everyone else on their provider's race. If you don't like a certain race, fine, no need to broadcast it and question everybody else when they go see someone.

One reason I admired Captain Kirk is that he'd screw any woman that was hot, no matter if she was green or purple-skinned.