Massage Parlor Reports

[Hrodebert]

This is the number for the Renew Foot Massage place on Garfield next to Harlem. I believe it was discussed trying this place out around a year ago, and reviews came back that they were strictly legit.

However, this place seemed to be closed for several months and then suddenly it was lit up again. I pass that place 4 times a day as I live less than a mile away. I stopped by last Saturday and asked for a foot massage. The friendly and attractive, early 30's, MT, told me she had a customer coming, and that they hardly ever did feet any more, just full massage. She also said that the other MT had gone home. It has a room with 3 pallets in it, which, she said, is where they give foot massage. She also said that they had a table shower and massage for $60. She gave me the impression that there was a private room for full massage, but I didn't see it. She wanted me to come back the next day, but I went to my ATF. I intended TOFTT when I get back.


I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...il-28/20557200

[SpaSearch]

She is a total waste of money and the massage is horrible and then nothing just oil all over you. The worst is that she has the worst attitude.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/17341851

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...riday/18338596

Also her place smells to humidity.

I made an appointment with her a couple months ago. When I got to her apartment, she asked me to sign my name on a form, and to show her my driver's license. I told her I left my wallet in the car, and would be right back. I walked out her door, opened my car door, got in, and drove away laughing.

[DMichaels69]

This is good advice Magooski. If they jack you around (not in a good way) then the tip should be adjusted. I was at a place where she asked for 60 for a HR, no extra excitement. I said it was too much and it was game over. She walked out and came back with a water.

I was at a place where I said I wanted a strong massage. She says "oh my god, ok" but she did it.

Now I make sure I get my moneys worth.

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

[RogerC]

Not only that, I've been with beautiful women who gave lousy BJs.

The best BJ I ever got was by a woman who was at least 15 years older than me and was a grandma.

She was just an OK looker, but she knew how to rub and boy could she suck dick.

[Angai]

...so what?

This board's for the exchange of info, not necessarily to judge everyone else on their provider's race. If you don't like a certain race, fine, no need to broadcast it and question everybody else when they go see someone.

One reason I admired Captain Kirk is that he'd screw any woman that was hot, no matter if she was green or purple-skinned.

I thought captain kirk was a username until I continued to read LOL. Yeah Kirk was awesome as far as race goes though the issue always lies with experience and my experience with places outside AMPs has been lacking in service now I will admit one of my best massages has been at 160 and this was a white girl in some high rise downtown that I went to in my youthful mongering days around 7-8 years ago. That aside the point is AMPs constantly exhibit excellent service down to cleaning every corner of your body during a table shower and putting your clothes back on you after you are done in a lot of cases I will leave feeling like a king. In latin salons well you get the opposite dealing with tiered pricing like "I can show my twins for .5 extra and everything off for another .5 extra" then to top this off usually you receive just a body rub. This has not always been the case it is just 90% of the time it has been the case from my experience, so I frequent AMPs for this reason along and I branch out from time to time to white, latin or whatever because well I am a monger.

[Angai]

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

I have to use that one next time I am shorted because it happens more times than not. I read some awful reviews on crystal and seeing that I am not out south anymore I haven't taken the plunge. A place in Palos heights just started popping up that looks interesting trying to get a friend to check it out first before I bother making the trip.

I was wondering about checking this one that just popped up in oak park it is curiously in the bodyrub section unlike sunny spa and doesn't list the address anyone have any intel on it?

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...il-28/20557200

[Magooski]

There should really be a standard when it comes to these things. I usually follow the 20% rule myself and I think the 20% is actually a little high and too high for a bad massage and by no means do I tip $40 without HE, because I don't usually drop 40 for the HE unless 60 is negotiated before I convert my 40 on repeats to 50 and then float around 60 if I become a usual. Just tossing out 40-60 for a good massage is like a bunch of people getting dollar table dances at something like the skybox gentlemen's club then the fool comes to the table to start making it rain sometimes the entertainer doesn't even respect the guy and I think the situation should be the same for tipping masseuse there should be like patron standard as to not create snobs for economic mongers LOL. Of course everyone's wallet carries it's own weight though and how they incentivize should be to their own budget and what they think is fail. I still will always look at the guy that makes it rain as a fool though LOL.

I used to over tip for HR and start at 40 for a yank, with more for more excitement. I average a 10 % to 15 % tip for a good to excellent massage, but no HR. 3 to 5 for lame service. I remember knocking 20 off a tip at the old crystal with Bebe. She told me that was not fair. I pointed to the clock and said her shorting my time was Not fair. She got the point next time around.

[Brown Boy]

...so what?

This board's for the exchange of info, not necessarily to judge everyone else on their provider's race. If you don't like a certain race, fine, no need to broadcast it and question everybody else when they go see someone.

One reason I admired Captain Kirk is that he'd screw any woman that was hot, no matter if she was green or purple-skinned.

[Brown Boy]

This past Friday I took a trip to the far EAST on Ashland near the Kennedy for a much needed massage on my legs. I was going to take their "Foot Reflexology" special walking in, but changed it to an hour of deep tissue. Should've stuck with the original plan.

The girl I had (I forgot to ask her name, not that would make much difference) looked so young, I almost asked her "How was school today?" Very plain looks, skinny body. I was under no illusions about how the girls were going to look, I've been to enough AMPs. I told her to work more on my legs.

I got a decent deep tissue massage, especially the shoulder blades, but that wasn't what I wanted. I figure, I'll just wait til it's done, then go home. I figured since my plumbers' crack & little Elvis were covered the entire time, there'd be no extras.

When she was done, about 40 minutes in, she asked if everything was OK. It took me a few moments to realize she was asking if I wanted a handy. Stupid me, I said yes (for a normal rate). There was no teasing beforehand to make me come to life, so it caught me off guard.

I must've been one of her first customers, ever, and her inexperience showed. No sensuality, no fake moaning, and the shaking seemed to be in slow-motion. I had to remind her there was a bottle of oil, and also to rub my nuts, to make things easier. Once in a while, I can go on for a super long time without shooting, and apparently this was one of them. She got into a faster steady piston-pumping RHYTHM, but still nothing doing. Totally a mechanical HJ.

After the full hour arrived, I mercifully ended her efforts, and I got a bottle of water as a parting gift. I think she probably drank 2 afterwards, she worked up a pretty good sweat.

I should've read up more on the last few pages here. Would've cost me the same, but a much better result.

[Brown Boy]

He said he got a great blowjob. Sounds good to me! For some of us, looks aren't the most important thing. If they are for you, great, but not everyone's like that.

Not only that, I've been with beautiful women who gave lousy BJs.

[James F]

BigChi from 606 Chi, greetings!

Excellent review my brother. Glad to hear you got your pipes cleaned in such a memorable, stress free way! I hope the nuggets weren't too cold when you returned to your car...

Regarding why we do this. I was discussing this point with some brothers a few months back on a different forum on this board. I learned this from a potential sugar-baby who was a psychology student and knows a thing or to as to how men tick (better than we do I'll assure you).

Her explanation was 'Evolutionary Psychology'. The jist of which is as follows:

Evolutionary psychology.

The theory that most of our core behaviors of today come from what made our early ancestors successful in reproducing. We today are the product of successful 'hookups' 100's of millennia in the past right? The techniques of most successful Cave-Daddies from millennia ago banging the most beautiful Cave-babies have been carried down from the generations for the simple reason of successful Cave-Daddies = genetic transference.

So when a woman is pregnant / has a baby, she is unable to become pregnant with another man for a duration of at least 1 year. She has 9 months of pregnancy & at least a few months afterwards. It really does no good from a genetic transference standpoint for the woman to bang 100's of Cave-Daddies in a year, because she is still only going to get pregnant with one of them. After pregnancy, the most successful reproductive strategy she can take would be to get the Daddy to stick around for the duration & take care of her. That would ensure a healthy birth & rearing, and thus help spread her genes into the next generations.

For the prehistoric Cave-daddy, the most successful strategy for spreading his genes into future generations would have been to nail as many cave-babies as he possibly could, in as little time as possible, and with a slant towards the younger 20 something cave-babies if he has enough cave-game!

So there always has been this monogamy, polygamy conflict between men & women, and it has everything to do with biology. Over time, society evolved to favor the woman's preference of a single partner, because simply successful women's reproduction = a successful species. But it doesn't change the way men deep down have been pre-programmed to behave. On a biological level, it is very difficult for us to live in the monogamous sex-prison, and (most) women cannot fathom why we have such a hard time with it, because they are programmed to build the sex-prison from a biological level.

Regards,

Chi.

My reply is slightly less complicated, we do this because we can.

[ChiGuy606]

BigChi from 606 Chi, greetings!

Excellent review my brother. Glad to hear you got your pipes cleaned in such a memorable, stress free way! I hope the nuggets weren't too cold when you returned to your car...

Regarding why we do this. I was discussing this point with some brothers a few months back on a different forum on this board. I learned this from a potential sugar-baby who was a psychology student and knows a thing or to as to how men tick (better than we do I'll assure you).

Her explanation was 'Evolutionary Psychology'. The jist of which is as follows:

Evolutionary psychology.

The theory that most of our core behaviors of today come from what made our early ancestors successful in reproducing. We today are the product of successful 'hookups' 100's of millennia in the past right? The techniques of most successful Cave-Daddies from millennia ago banging the most beautiful Cave-babies have been carried down from the generations for the simple reason of successful Cave-Daddies = genetic transference.

So when a woman is pregnant / has a baby, she is unable to become pregnant with another man for a duration of at least 1 year. She has 9 months of pregnancy & at least a few months afterwards. It really does no good from a genetic transference standpoint for the woman to bang 100's of Cave-Daddies in a year, because she is still only going to get pregnant with one of them. After pregnancy, the most successful reproductive strategy she can take would be to get the Daddy to stick around for the duration & take care of her. That would ensure a healthy birth & rearing, and thus help spread her genes into the next generations.

For the prehistoric Cave-daddy, the most successful strategy for spreading his genes into future generations would have been to nail as many cave-babies as he possibly could, in as little time as possible, and with a slant towards the younger 20 something cave-babies if he has enough cave-game!

So there always has been this monogamy, polygamy conflict between men & women, and it has everything to do with biology. Over time, society evolved to favor the woman's preference of a single partner, because simply successful women's reproduction = a successful species. But it doesn't change the way men deep down have been pre-programmed to behave. On a biological level, it is very difficult for us to live in the monogamous sex-prison, and (most) women cannot fathom why we have such a hard time with it, because they are programmed to build the sex-prison from a biological level.

Regards,

Chi.

My real question is, regardless of the experience, do any other mongers question why we actually do this, after the fact? Compared to prior experiences I feel like I had a great time at $.7 and enjoy the spa setting, as I generally feel safer than with any BP girl. I really couldn't rationalize in my head why I do this, but I know the next time I have the time, the money, and the urge. I'll probably do the exact same thing. Maybe if I didn't have a SO I would try to start some sort of research study on human nature and our seemingly unending quest to bury our cocks in strange boxes.

Oh well, until next time. Stay safe and happy mongering.

-BigChiGuy.

[BigChiGuy44]

So I was working out in the SW Burbs and decided that on my way home, while taking route 83, I would stop and get some McDonalds. After a few McNuggets I was encouraged by the fact that I was very close to one of the only places I have had success at every time. Truth be told, I had all but given up on the hobby altogether. Monger funds have been low, the level of stress around securing something worth while has been very high which is a bad combination and usually ends up with me being bitter for spending my hard earned $ on junk.

Anyhow, I walk into the joint and mamasan tells me that it will be about 5 minutes before I can get a provider, which was fine considering the popularity of this place. The weird part here is, she asked me to sit down on their big fake leather couch (either bright yellow or orange I think) which I have never done or even been asked to do. Generally, it's come back in 5,10,15 or however many minutes. I had been reading reports that indicate that my ATF may have been changing their tune. I sat there for about 5 minutes looking straight down at my phone while one monger came in and one left. (I didn't make any eye-contact intentionally. Sorry if it was one of you gentlemen).

Mamasan comes out and tells me we are good to go, I ask if I can use the restroom as I usually always do and walk straight back to it as a sign that I have been there before. When I come out of the restroom I am greeted by probably the hottest provider I have ever encountered. (I'm not a newbie, I've been doing this for about 7 years or so now) Anyway, this girl is smoking. Beautiful face, about 5'7 with nice bolt-ons that were probably a the. Generally I don't like tits that big on relatively smaller women, but whoever sculpted these fine things knew what he was doing.

We start off with a table shower, which was phenomenal. While also washing me down, I basically received a HE with the amount of attention she paid to lilchiguy and the boys. Dry off, spend a few minutes in the sauna, and then head back to the room. During the massage, which has always been mediocre at best, she's working hard to try to give me a good massage, which is very subjective anyhow. It then go to the part of the massage where she starts with the "magic fingers" light teasing around with her tips. This is where it got interesting, as sexy as she was, she was god awful at this. While I was still face down she asked me what I wanted, which was probably the funniest thing I have encountered. I didn't reply, and she asked me again "What would you like, baby"... To which I replied "to turnover". After she realized her mistake I turned over and we agree on FS for $.

She excuses her self to go get a wrap, comes back and gives an excellent CBJ in which she actually puts the wrap on in that fashion. She then continues with CBJ for about 5 minutes which was excellent and I actually probably could have finished there but fought it like hell to make it to FS. (The leftover McNuggets in my car made for a good topic to think about to get my mind off of blowing my load). She then hops on aboard the ChiGuy express and rides me for about a minute, then says "ok baby you on top". Generally I would like so more riding, but she was somewhat awkward so I did't mind the ability to take control. I get on top and start getting into her, and man she is really, really tight. I am not a huge guy by any account, and consider myself average but she was laboring to take it all. After taking it to her for about five minutes missionary, I finally release and feel great about it.

My real question is, regardless of the experience, do any other mongers question why we actually do this, after the fact? Compared to prior experiences I feel like I had a great time at $.7 and enjoy the spa setting, as I generally feel safer than with any BP girl. I really couldn't rationalize in my head why I do this, but I know the next time I have the time, the money, and the urge. I'll probably do the exact same thing. Maybe if I didn't have a SO I would try to start some sort of research study on human nature and our seemingly unending quest to bury our cocks in strange boxes.

Oh well, until next time. Stay safe and happy mongering.

-BigChiGuy.

[Dwd1982]

Eliza is a long time favorite of mine.

I don't recommend four hand, its just not my thing. I like one on one as I feel it builds a better relationship more quickly.

You're absolutely right. So I went there for a four hand. Had Ana and some other chick. It was ok but a bit underwhelming. Ana had. Amazing tits though!

[ChezBone]

Was driving on Archer and stopped by Comfort Spa yesterday. Typical asian MP. Would rate their looks as a 4 or 5 but 8 or 9 on attitude. Massage was very good, deep tissue. Finish was CBJ. The whole experience was quite nice, just what I needed after a long week. Going to go back to see if I got lucky or if the second time is better. As always, YMMV.