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**Fisherman0317** · 03-05-14 21:42

Top of my bucket list. Any in the Orlando area?

**Max3232** · 03-05-14 13:52

So I had a great dream last night. With Gina. She is originally from Vegas and is in Orlando till I believe Friday AM. I only did a hh which was $ But it was worth it. Beautiful girl, great personality and definitely the girl in the pictures. Upscale hotel by convention center. Her body is absolutely amazing. Great ass and bolt ons. Enjoy her while you can.

http://www.gina-sky.com/home

Max.

**Eelectri** · 03-05-14 11:19

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-38/9929813

I guess she was thinking in Spanish!

That got a kick out of me too!

I go get a massage to get relaxed not to be in distress LOL.

Have fun.

Ee.

**ImnoDaniel** · 03-05-14 07:08

Originally Posted by OTown69 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-38/9929813

""I provide a sensual bodyrub experience guaranteed to relax and distress you!

Just what I need, go get a body rub and get put in "distress".

These girls are not rocket scientists as we know. Therefore, some pretty funny stuff gets said. Anyway, hope most of you got a chuckle.

If you're stressed, maybe she can de-stress you. Nevertheless, if she looks like the picture she uses, her lack of vocabulary skills may be excused.

**Hawkeye49** · 03-05-14 05:20

Originally Posted by OTown69 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-38/9929813

""I provide a sensual bodyrub experience guaranteed to relax and distress you!

Just what I need, go get a body rub and get put in "distress".

These girls are not rocket scientists as we know. Therefore, some pretty funny stuff gets said. Anyway, hope most of you got a chuckle.

That got a great chuckle out of me this morning! Thanks for sharing.

**JoyToy** · 03-05-14 02:44

Originally Posted by BigTaxKahuna1 [View Original Post]

Spent a little time with one of my favorites this evening. I won't go into details (because you should already know what she can do) other than to say please make sure you are in good health before going to see her. Your life may depend on it. She had me on the verge of tapping out several times. Seriously, Joy is one of the nicest, most caring, and sincere individuals I have had the pleasure of spending time with (in and out of the hobby). She has a great sense of humor, enjoys life, and will bend over backwards to make sure you walk away happy.

You are super cool... Next time I'll try to go easier on you..Should I start making people sign a wavier?

**VerySlowly** · 03-04-14 23:23

Originally Posted by BigTaxKahuna1 [View Original Post]

Spent a little time with one of my favorites this evening. I won't go into details (because you should already know what she can do) other than to say please make sure you are in good health before going to see her. Your life may depend on it. She had me on the verge of tapping out several times. Seriously, Joy is one of the nicest, most caring, and sincere individuals I have had the pleasure of spending time with (in and out of the hobby). She has a great sense of humor, enjoys life, and will bend over backwards to make sure you walk away happy.

Joy will definitely "bend over backwards" and "forward" to satisfy you.

I think her new friend "Shelly" is an old friend of mine {maybe 5 yrs. Ago}, loved her but she said she was going to California and she disappeared. I'm going to dig out my pics of her (boobs were great then, now they seem humonguous. I'm 90% sure it's her and if it is {going to check with joy) I'm going to renew our acquaintance and see if I'm still in love! Probably, LOL.

VS.

**BigTaxKahuna1** · 03-04-14 23:04

Spent a little time with one of my favorites this evening. I won't go into details (because you should already know what she can do) other than to say please make sure you are in good health before going to see her. Your life may depend on it. She had me on the verge of tapping out several times. Seriously, Joy is one of the nicest, most caring, and sincere individuals I have had the pleasure of spending time with (in and out of the hobby). She has a great sense of humor, enjoys life, and will bend over backwards to make sure you walk away happy.

**OTown69** · 02-28-14 13:16

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rub-38/9929813

""I provide a sensual bodyrub experience guaranteed to relax and distress you!

Just what I need, go get a body rub and get put in "distress".

These girls are not rocket scientists as we know. Therefore, some pretty funny stuff gets said. Anyway, hope most of you got a chuckle.

**Sal Royal** · 02-28-14 09:02

Originally Posted by NedleyMandingo [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on new girl Vanessa Bates who advertises here? She looks like she could be a lot of fun!

I searched the number and a variety of pictures came up. A wide variety.

**OTowner** · 02-25-14 16:40

Originally Posted by GangsterDog [View Original Post]

Wow thank goodness. I've had my eye on her for a bit. Looked too good to be true. Any details? Roses?

It was $1.5 for the half and let me tell you, it was worth it.

**GangsterDog** · 02-25-14 08:46

Originally Posted by OTowner [View Original Post]

OMG the most amazing naturals this side of town has to offer! Met Kelsey at her safe incall location near kirkman a few months ago, she looks amazing, exactly like her pictures. I opted for the half hour with her and I must say it was definitely nothing short of amazing. She started off with a CBJ, followed by her on top for a little bit, and then finished with mish. She is extremely clean and friendly, I highly recommend her and will be seeing her again.

Wow thank goodness. I've had my eye on her for a bit. Looked too good to be true. Any details? Roses?

**Dvfldv** · 02-25-14 08:24

Amanda is a "forum adviser" on USASG in the Provider forum, I highly recommend you check her out, she is awesome. On the East side, nice safe incall. She is a real sweetheart and knows how to make dreams come true. PM me or see my post under BP reviews 2/12/14, Dave dvfldv.

**MaverickC5** · 02-23-14 09:20

Originally Posted by HeyFlint [View Original Post]

Met up with KaitlynLove on Friday.

Texted her and she responded back right away.

Cool girl. Not GFE but took care of me.

Same girl as in the pics. Early 20's. Clean incall in Altamonte.

About 5'5", light brown hair, hazel eyes, and very tight, shaven, and pink down there.

Everthing covered and lfk, cg, mish.

Cleaned me up afterwards which was nice.

$.2 for the hhr.

Would repeat but would need to be in the area. Took me like 90 minutes to get there with the rain / traffic on I4.

I could not say it better so I cheated and copied this one! This one is a nice clean and safe environment that I found very easy to get to and Kait is relaxed friendly and accommodating. She was easy to communicate with and fun to meet! One of our best.

**RookieMonger** · 02-22-14 22:33

Originally Posted by OrlWoodpecker [View Original Post]

I think those prices are for PurrFectt1 and her friend together. She doesn't make it clear in her ad, but her rates are much less than that in a previous post.

Yeah, I figured that but my beef is that if I'm going to pay for prime beef, I would want to see a clearer, better quality pic than the one she posted.