Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 02-26-14 10:55

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Steer clear of this nasty chic. Pics are real, but before the drugs aged her 20-30 years nothing attractive left anymore, crappy service, she does nothing but rub the crack of your ass then lets you jack off. Totally disgusting apartment filled with trash. I paid her because I felt sorry for her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20635251

I avoid Asian Girls totally. Sorry you guys had to learn the Hard Way.

**Humpfree** · 02-26-14 10:49

Originally Posted by Nudus81 [View Original Post]

Steer clear of this nasty chic. Pics are real, but before the drugs aged her 20-30 years nothing attractive left anymore, crappy service, she does nothing but rub the crack of your ass then lets you jack off. Totally disgusting apartment filled with trash. I paid her because I felt sorry for her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20635251

What a total waste of my time. Massage not much to talk about. Must have used a bottle of baby oil.

But Teasing Teasing and more Teasing. Teasing only no HE. I really tried too. Lots of ass rubbing.

She said no HJ for any amount of money she said. So I said that ok, I'll take other not that eather.

Plus she asked for her fee Plus a Tip up front. Door fee 70. She asked for 150. Told her no way.

I'm glad I didn't give her the tip. The closet behind the massage table full of bottles a baby oil had to be 8 rolls of 10.

Every 10 min's are so she had stop and get a glass of water. She drank water like a thirsty Camel.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20464671

**Gopher88** · 02-26-14 10:27

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Based on the review it is at a new location that I have not been too. I have been to her old location located on Addison off Austin. I have known Lisa for a long long time, Chicagoreader Power of Touch days. The great thing about the old days is that they were open late night. The only girls I remember is Lisa and Andrea, Andrea is still around and I saw a couple of months ago. Great rates for what she offers, not full service but you can get CBJ from Lisa and Andrea.

They all started at Central and Divercy. Next to the day care. Came in throw the alley.

**Nudus81** · 02-25-14 16:29

Steer clear of this nasty chic. Pics are real, but before the drugs aged her 20-30 years nothing attractive left anymore, crappy service, she does nothing but rub the crack of your ass then lets you jack off. Totally disgusting apartment filled with trash. I paid her because I felt sorry for her.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-25/20635251

**Bend It** · 02-25-14 15:33

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Even though a Girl doesn't even look like the pics in her Ad or at least is Good Looking, you still go through with the Session? Isn't that kind of just like giving up and taking whatever the Girl looks like? If I was in that situation and the Girl didn't match her Ad pics or wasn't Good Looking, I'm walking out. Why pay Corvette prices for a Hyundai Elantra?

He said he got a great blowjob. Sounds good to me! For some of us, looks aren't the most important thing. If they are for you, great, but not everyone's like that.

**Ron M** · 02-25-14 00:06

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I agree with you, she is about 40 or so, and fat. But the woman really has amazing BJ skills. I try to make the most of the moment and I have been duped enough by fake pics that I generally expect the worst. She got her tip because she was sucking like there was no tomorrow, and when a woman tries hard, I can appreciate it.

Even though a Girl doesn't even look like the pics in her Ad or at least is Good Looking, you still go through with the Session? Isn't that kind of just like giving up and taking whatever the Girl looks like? If I was in that situation and the Girl didn't match her Ad pics or wasn't Good Looking, I'm walking out. Why pay Corvette prices for a Hyundai Elantra?

**Tripps** · 02-24-14 18:11

Originally Posted by PussyProwler [View Original Post]

I frequent this place because they give very hard style asian massages, I try someone new every time because when you really need a good massage with some oil with an above average looking asian staff and the ability to jack yourself off with them lightly touching you I figure that's better than going to some other legit massage without being able to wank it. However last night my therapist went nowhere near my private regions and I was dissapointed when she said, "all done" LOL. I noticed that there seem to be mostly thais now instead of the Chinese girls. The Chinese girl niki used to be my favorite, she gave the best massage ever and would allow me to at least grab her ass as she tickled me down there and jacked off. Anyone been here recently as well and found out that they no longer let you end things with a twist? Feel free to respond or pm me.

Although I can't say I frequent that place anymore, I can confirm that my last appointment there (about a month ago) was exactly as you describe. My own fave there is Nikki's sister, both of which have moved on.

**DrDerrick** · 02-24-14 13:03

Originally Posted by PussyProwler [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ms-25/14151155

She lives in a apartment on the corner of western / brwn Mar. On the northside, she looks nothing like these pics she's posted, she's about 45 and fat, maybe a 3 out of 10 if you're being nice. Not sure how she performs because I walked out. Save yourself the gas and avoid!

These silly girls on BP posting ridiculously hot pics which only lead to surprise and dissapointment, I hope mongers learn to walk out and save your hard earned money so these nasty working girls will just go away.

I agree with you, she is about 40 or so, and fat. But the woman really has amazing BJ skills. I try to make the most of the moment and I have been duped enough by fake pics that I generally expect the worst. She got her tip because she was sucking like there was no tomorrow, and when a woman tries hard, I can appreciate it.

**Toosweet1975** · 02-24-14 12:15

Originally Posted by PussyProwler [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ms-25/14151155

She lives in a apartment on the corner of western / brwn Mar. On the northside, she looks nothing like these pics she's posted, she's about 45 and fat, maybe a 3 out of 10 if you're being nice. Not sure how she performs because I walked out. Save yourself the gas and avoid!

These silly girls on BP posting ridiculously hot pics which only lead to surprise and dissapointment, I hope mongers learn to walk out and save your hard earned money so these nasty working girls will just go away.

There are a lot of Girls posting at this apartment on western. I only seen my Girl Giana there. One of the best out there. And she has disappeared of off BP. I heard summer was good. Might go check her out. Besides those two, I heard nothing but bad things about this place.

Be safe and Happy Hunting.

**Pussy Prowler** · 02-24-14 00:32

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ms-25/14151155

She lives in a apartment on the corner of western / brwn Mar. On the northside, she looks nothing like these pics she's posted, she's about 45 and fat, maybe a 3 out of 10 if you're being nice. Not sure how she performs because I walked out. Save yourself the gas and avoid!

These silly girls on BP posting ridiculously hot pics which only lead to surprise and dissapointment, I hope mongers learn to walk out and save your hard earned money so these nasty working girls will just go away.

**Pussy Prowler** · 02-24-14 00:07

I frequent this place because they give very hard style asian massages, I try someone new every time because when you really need a good massage with some oil with an above average looking asian staff and the ability to jack yourself off with them lightly touching you I figure that's better than going to some other legit massage without being able to wank it. However last night my therapist went nowhere near my private regions and I was dissapointed when she said, "all done" LOL. I noticed that there seem to be mostly thais now instead of the Chinese girls. The Chinese girl niki used to be my favorite, she gave the best massage ever and would allow me to at least grab her ass as she tickled me down there and jacked off. Anyone been here recently as well and found out that they no longer let you end things with a twist? Feel free to respond or pm me.

**DMichaels69** · 02-23-14 17:24

Sounds like a good price point.

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

I've gotten a CBJ for .40 tip.

**ElginMonk** · 02-23-14 13:25

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I never saw this Andrea girl at Lisa's old place, but she did have a nice looking girl working with her when I went last week. I kind of want to give Lisa the pleasure of tasting me and maybe a few other things. Her personality is kind of enticing too, so I may just give her a couple extra dollars and have my way with her. I don't have a wife LOL.

I've gotten a CBJ for .40 tip.

**DrDerrick** · 02-23-14 13:24

I think they only post when they are working.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-26/20082492

She will do house fee for .30 for 30 minutes.

**Humpfree** · 02-23-14 11:54

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Yes and she will suck on Mr Willy, pics are accurate...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs..._24-24/9350525

Monk I remember her from Central and Diversy. Came in from the alliy Next to to the day care center.

But the two girls before Andrea and Lisa. Monica and Annie the little Polish girl. I really miss her. What a sweet heart Annie was. The girl with her now Mary tall and thin use to be with Sara 4800 W. Montrose. They both worked thre for a wile.

I sent a 2 friends to see her on and. Harlem. They both told me the same thing Rush Rush.