Massage Parlor Reports

[ElginMonk]

Parking is a PITA at Clark and Fullerton. So be prepared with Quarters to feed the Parking Meters if you park on the street.

The 90 and Addison street location might be a bit easier. You can probably park at the K Mart parking lot and go to their location. I've never seen Cars being towed out of the K Mart Parking lot. But to be on the safe side, buy a slice of Pizza or a bottle of Motor Oil before the Massage and leave the store receipt on the Car dashboard.

Based on the review it is at a new location that I have not been too. I have been to her old location located on Addison off Austin. I have known Lisa for a long long time, Chicagoreader Power of Touch days. The great thing about the old days is that they were open late night. The only girls I remember is Lisa and Andrea, Andrea is still around and I saw a couple of months ago. Great rates for what she offers, not full service but you can get CBJ from Lisa and Andrea.

[Ron M]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...andgt/20108770

Parking is a PITA at Clark and Fullerton. So you Married guys be prepared with Quarters to feed the Parking Meters if you park on the street. Don't use a Credit Card to pay for Parking. No need to get on the Wife's Radar.

The 90 and Addison street location might be a bit easier. You can probably park at the K Mart parking lot and go to their location. I've never seen Cars being towed out of the K Mart Parking lot. But to be on the safe side, buy a slice of Pizza or a bottle of Motor Oil before the Massage and leave the store receipt on the Car dashboard.

[ElginMonk]

Do you have a link to her ad? I didn't see anything in BP.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...andgt/20108770

[ElginMonk]

Lisa is great love her glasses, Andrea who use to work for her is hot. She is on backpage under Andrea still does appointments with great rates.

Yes and she will suck on Mr Willy, pics are accurate...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs..._24-24/9350525

[Member #5121]

While this should probably go into the Backpage forum, I wanted to help people out...

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...pists/13175383

Enjoy yourselves and play safe.

It's in Chicago (hint).

C.T.M Chicago Therapeutic Massage?

[ElginMonk]

Just for you guys out here that don't want to spend too much money, I got a chance to see Lisa earlier this week. I am not much of a negotiator, but when she told me .3 for a 3 o minute session, I could not pass it up. The best think about Lisa is that she seems so damn quirky, like a mix between a street girl and a hip ster. I had seen her at her old location on Addison, but never had a chance to work with her, because she usually offers up younger ladies. So she added a nice discoball to the setting and off we went to the races. Out the gate Lisa slipped into some sexy lingerie, and damn she was looking great. I had sized her up for at least a year, and I was sure she had some good hand skills. She basically was a mind reader for the future, she was also the exercise called the options upon request.

Lisa is great love her glasses, Andrea who use to work for her is hot. She is on backpage under Andrea still does appointments with great rates.

[JCon15]

First time poster. Went to the Asian place on Ashland south of Division. Irene came out and put on her sexiest face, and was provacatively dressed. After some discussion wherein I picked Irene to do my massage, I disrobed. Irene is from Hunan and I spoke to her quite a bit in Chinese. She did much teasing, quite a bit of butt and thigh massage and light finger erotic type stimulation, and even rubbed my lower abdomen from above my head with her very impressive cans brushing over and resting on my face. Nonetheless, there was no luck to be had even after telling her in her native tongue that she is beautiful and offering (in Chinese) higher than the standard fare to massage "little brother." Couldn't believe it. I was persistent and she was apologetic but no go.

Sorry for first report to be a failure but want to help avoid you all wasting time and $. I thought I had read of others having better luck there.

[LowKeyX]

Is there anyone you would recommend at the old rose spot, haven't been there since it opened up again. I was actually told by old man managing the place to go to their other location for more variety, but I live down the street from this place (rose).

I don't know if I can recommend fully because I have had mixed experiences. I would say 2/4 was ok. The girls that used to work here are in the other location. Most of the girls currently are new and the massage and dreams were both average for me. Message me if you want for more details.

[Crikiter]

Just for you guys out here that don't want to spend too much money, I got a chance to see Lisa earlier this week. I am not much of a negotiator, but when she told me .3 for a 3 o minute session, I could not pass it up. The best think about Lisa is that she seems so damn quirky, like a mix between a street girl and a hip ster. I had seen her at her old location on Addison, but never had a chance to work with her, because she usually offers up younger ladies. So she added a nice discoball to the setting and off we went to the races. Out the gate Lisa slipped into some sexy lingerie, and damn she was looking great. I had sized her up for at least a year, and I was sure she had some good hand skills. She basically was a mind reader for the future, she was also the exercise called the options upon request.

Does she still have the same number? Haven't seen her in a while.

[Chicago Monger]

Just for you guys out here that don't want to spend too much money, I got a chance to see Lisa earlier this week. I am not much of a negotiator, but when she told me .3 for a 3 o minute session, I could not pass it up. The best think about Lisa is that she seems so damn quirky, like a mix between a street girl and a hip ster. I had seen her at her old location on Addison, but never had a chance to work with her, because she usually offers up younger ladies. So she added a nice discoball to the setting and off we went to the races. Out the gate Lisa slipped into some sexy lingerie, and damn she was looking great. I had sized her up for at least a year, and I was sure she had some good hand skills. She basically was a mind reader for the future, she was also the exercise called the options upon request.

Do you have a link to her ad? I didn't see anything in BP.

[Humpfree]

Do you know if they are Korean or no? Nice massages can be had at any AMP with HE this one I would have to travel a little out of my way. If they're Korean there though it would be more interesting.

Pines are all Korean's there in Willowbrook Just south of 83 and 55, Behind McDonald's. Then theres Crystal's in Mattson Il.

Both are realy great, lots of fun.

[DrDerrick]

Just for you guys out here that don't want to spend too much money, I got a chance to see Lisa earlier this week. I am not much of a negotiator, but when she told me .3 for a 3 o minute session, I could not pass it up. The best think about Lisa is that she seems so damn quirky, like a mix between a street girl and a hip ster. I had seen her at her old location on Addison, but never had a chance to work with her, because she usually offers up younger ladies. So she added a nice discoball to the setting and off we went to the races. Out the gate Lisa slipped into some sexy lingerie, and damn she was looking great. I had sized her up for at least a year, and I was sure she had some good hand skills. She basically was a mind reader for the future, she was also the exercise called the options upon request.

[ElginMonk]

Most Providers are not worth seeing. But then there are a few that will exceed your expectations. You have to weed out the bad ones to find the good ones.

Sarcasm is hard to convey via text. What mongrels isn't looking for there white unicorn. I've had very few bad providers, I treat nice. I've heard horror stories if mongerers treating there providers like trash and that ruins it for the rest if us.

Hi I got your info from usasexguide from such and such ruins it for the rest of us. If you guys need a reference just tell your provider that your new and undress right in front of them. Excuse urself during the session tell them that you have to go to the bathroom and expose your willy. Now if they excuse themselves during the massage session it's probably legit if not your good to go.

[Ron M]

The thrill of the chase. 6 degrees of separation once you have meant one provider, you have met them all... LOL.

Most Providers are not worth seeing. But then there are a few that will exceed your expectations. You have to weed out the bad ones to find the good ones.

[ElginMonk]

This look familiar.

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ck-44/20400025

I have also seen ads with her and diane in Fox lake for 3 somes.

The thrill of the chase. 6 degrees of separation once you have met one provider, you have met them all... LOL. There is a science when it comes down to mongering