Massage Parlor Reports

**Pussy Prowler** · 02-24-14 00:32

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ms-25/14151155

She lives in a apartment on the corner of western / brwn Mar. On the northside, she looks nothing like these pics she's posted, she's about 45 and fat, maybe a 3 out of 10 if you're being nice. Not sure how she performs because I walked out. Save yourself the gas and avoid!

These silly girls on BP posting ridiculously hot pics which only lead to surprise and dissapointment, I hope mongers learn to walk out and save your hard earned money so these nasty working girls will just go away.

**Pussy Prowler** · 02-24-14 00:07

I frequent this place because they give very hard style asian massages, I try someone new every time because when you really need a good massage with some oil with an above average looking asian staff and the ability to jack yourself off with them lightly touching you I figure that's better than going to some other legit massage without being able to wank it. However last night my therapist went nowhere near my private regions and I was dissapointed when she said, "all done" LOL. I noticed that there seem to be mostly thais now instead of the Chinese girls. The Chinese girl niki used to be my favorite, she gave the best massage ever and would allow me to at least grab her ass as she tickled me down there and jacked off. Anyone been here recently as well and found out that they no longer let you end things with a twist? Feel free to respond or pm me.

**DMichaels69** · 02-23-14 17:24

Sounds like a good price point.

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

I've gotten a CBJ for .40 tip.

**ElginMonk** · 02-23-14 13:25

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I never saw this Andrea girl at Lisa's old place, but she did have a nice looking girl working with her when I went last week. I kind of want to give Lisa the pleasure of tasting me and maybe a few other things. Her personality is kind of enticing too, so I may just give her a couple extra dollars and have my way with her. I don't have a wife LOL.

I've gotten a CBJ for .40 tip.

**DrDerrick** · 02-23-14 13:24

I think they only post when they are working.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...bs-26/20082492

She will do house fee for .30 for 30 minutes.

**Humpfree** · 02-23-14 11:54

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Yes and she will suck on Mr Willy, pics are accurate...

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs..._24-24/9350525

Monk I remember her from Central and Diversy. Came in from the alliy Next to to the day care center.

But the two girls before Andrea and Lisa. Monica and Annie the little Polish girl. I really miss her. What a sweet heart Annie was. The girl with her now Mary tall and thin use to be with Sara 4800 W. Montrose. They both worked thre for a wile.

I sent a 2 friends to see her on and. Harlem. They both told me the same thing Rush Rush.

**Gopher88** · 02-23-14 11:38

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

I have the wife for FS, I'm more interested in the thrill of the chase. I feel like I am cheating on the wife when I take on a FS experience so I try my best not too.

Your my hero.

**DrDerrick** · 02-23-14 09:33

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

A there was a former Provider / Massuse I would see for FS. She told me that some of her Clients didn't consider it Cheating if they opted not to get FS and get a BJ or HJ HE. This way in their minds they weren't Cheating on their Wives. LOL...

I never saw this Andrea girl at Lisa's old place, but she did have a nice looking girl working with her when I went last week. I kind of want to give Lisa the pleasure of tasting me and maybe a few other things. Her personality is kind of enticing too, so I may just give her a couple extra dollars and have my way with her. I don't have a wife LOL.

**Ron M** · 02-23-14 03:10

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

I have the wife for FS, I'm more interested in the thrill of the chase. I feel like I am cheating on the wife when I take on a FS experience so I try my best not too.

A there was a former Provider / Massuse I would see for FS. She told me that some of her Clients didn't consider it Cheating if they opted not to get FS and get a BJ or HJ HE. This way in their minds they weren't Cheating on their Wives. LOL...

**ElginMonk** · 02-23-14 02:58

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Addison and Austin. The former Wright Jr. College was near that corner.

I have the wife for FS, I'm more interested in the thrill of the chase. I feel like I am cheating on the wife when I take on a FS experience so I try my best not too.

**Ron M** · 02-23-14 02:18

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Based on the review it is at a new location that I have not been too. I have been to her old location located on Addison off Austin. I have known Lisa for a long long time, Chicagoreader Power of Touch days. The great thing about the old days is that they were open late night. The only girls I remember is Lisa and Andrea, Andrea is still around and I saw a couple of months ago. Great rates for what she offers, not full service but you can get CBJ from Lisa and Andrea.

Addison and Austin. The former Wright Jr. College was near that corner.

**ElginMonk** · 02-23-14 02:15

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Parking is a PITA at Clark and Fullerton. So be prepared with Quarters to feed the Parking Meters if you park on the street.

The 90 and Addison street location might be a bit easier. You can probably park at the K Mart parking lot and go to their location. I've never seen Cars being towed out of the K Mart Parking lot. But to be on the safe side, buy a slice of Pizza or a bottle of Motor Oil before the Massage and leave the store receipt on the Car dashboard.

Based on the review it is at a new location that I have not been too. I have been to her old location located on Addison off Austin. I have known Lisa for a long long time, Chicagoreader Power of Touch days. The great thing about the old days is that they were open late night. The only girls I remember is Lisa and Andrea, Andrea is still around and I saw a couple of months ago. Great rates for what she offers, not full service but you can get CBJ from Lisa and Andrea.

**Ron M** · 02-23-14 02:08

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...andgt/20108770

Parking is a PITA at Clark and Fullerton. So you Married guys be prepared with Quarters to feed the Parking Meters if you park on the street. Don't use a Credit Card to pay for Parking. No need to get on the Wife's Radar.

The 90 and Addison street location might be a bit easier. You can probably park at the K Mart parking lot and go to their location. I've never seen Cars being towed out of the K Mart Parking lot. But to be on the safe side, buy a slice of Pizza or a bottle of Motor Oil before the Massage and leave the store receipt on the Car dashboard.