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**Hawkeye49** · 02-20-14 06:18

Originally Posted by JStewey71 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-_-21/9945214

I rarely pull the trigger on a provider and I have never called a BP girl but this girl looks amazing. I mean it just seems TGTBT but she has a ton of ads in Huntsville. I am a newbie is there a way to avoid an arrest if this is a sting?

She's definitely sharing a room with at least one other lady, if that tells you anything.

**FrankCuba** · 02-20-14 04:28

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Is there a way to avoid getting arrested if this is a sting?

Yeah, don't do anything illegal like paying a girl for sex.

C3

Not 100% but I think if you don't admit to anything. Like coming to hotel room to meet a girl. And don't do anything like pay $ or talk about sex. Then you might have a chance. This is because LEO may not want the hassle and cost of a trial. I noticed on the TV show shot last year in Polk County that the Dude and the Pimp that kept saying "no man.." and nothing else both were not charged. So keep your mouth shut and you might have a chance. And if you do get busted your lawyer will greatly appreciate that you said nothing so he can make up some bs story.

**Camera3** · 02-19-14 22:14

Is there a way to avoid getting arrested if this is a sting?

Yeah, don't do anything illegal like paying a girl for sex.

C3

Originally Posted by JStewey71 [View Original Post]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-_-21/9945214

I rarely pull the trigger on a provider and I have never called a BP girl but this girl looks amazing. I mean it just seems TGTBT but she has a ton of ads in Huntsville. I am a newbie is there a way to avoid an arrest if this is a sting?

**Member #4469** · 02-19-14 16:03

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...r-_-21/9945214

I rarely pull the trigger on a provider and I have never called a BP girl but this girl looks amazing. I mean it just seems TGTBT but she has a ton of ads in Huntsville. I am a newbie is there a way to avoid an arrest if this is a sting?

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 02-18-14 21:52

Originally Posted by Greens [View Original Post]

"The descriptions of your unit are starting to border on, well, that word they used for happy back in the Great Depression.

Just saying,

A2".

Not that I am knocking ya Jag, you are unreservedly an unparagoned sesquipedalian. Ebulliently await the next magnanimous post.

However, more on their accoutrements, less gasconading on yours please.

Ok, gentlemen. From now on for The Jag: Less pontificating, expounding, enucleating, elucidating, expatiating on my penisaurus and more on succulent Vag's. Of course I am always very descriptive of the lovely and delicious Vag's that I have had the pleasure of fertilizing my DNA with (covered of course). LOL.

JaguarXF.

Talking about the Va-J J is always a safer subject than the penetrator.

A2

**Sillyolman** · 02-18-14 20:42

Originally Posted by Greens [View Original Post]

"The descriptions of your unit are starting to border on, well, that word they used for happy back in the Great Depression.

Just saying,

A2".

Not that I am knocking ya Jag, you are unreservedly an unparagoned sesquipedalian. Ebulliently await the next magnanimous post.

However, more on their accoutrements, less gasconading on yours please.

Point taken.

**LateNightFl** · 02-18-14 20:36

It looks like she migrated over to the space coast based on her most recent BP ads.

Shame, I wouldn't mind dreaming about her.

Originally Posted by OrlFun [View Original Post]

Took a trip out to far east Orlando and had a dream with Kelsie last week. She is definitely the girl in the picture and is completely legit and safe. Although I think she looks really cute in the picture, they are definitely flattering. The pics are absolutely 100 percent her but she is rather soft and shows the effect of what having a kid can do to a woman. All in all though she was cool and a good time. Not GFE (no kissing and everything covered) but at .8 for a hh, not a bad value. Keep in mind though for those of you in O-town, she is quite a way out east.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-25/9784848

**Therealone321** · 02-18-14 14:03

This chick looks amazing anybody have any expedience with her? Looks TGTBT.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ade-21/9949349

**DiamondSquirt** · 02-18-14 02:29

Originally Posted by MakinHerSquirt [View Original Post]

Had a nice day dream about Diamond Black (727-277-3580) http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/jacksonville/0/1/16379.

I have to concur with BigChef and the numerous positive reviews on this gem. Her photos are real, though I feel she looks even better in person. Very nice incall location in the UCF area. Said that she may be headed back to Jacksonville soon so act now, trust me you will not be disappointed. When ever she comes to town, she's a must see! Awoke from my dream totally drained and satisfied! (and yes the name of her personal website "diamondblackthesquirter" is a true statement...verified!) She's the real deal.

I would love to give a huge thanks to MakeHerSquirt for being such a gentlemen and taking time to see me in the Orlando area. I had a lot of fun like usual and would never trade this job for anything else in the world. To BigChef: Baby I am on my home...I know ya'll can NOT breath without me in Jax! LOL.

Diamond Black "The Squirter".

**Greens** · 02-18-14 02:19

"The descriptions of your unit are starting to border on, well, that word they used for happy back in the Great Depression.

Just saying,

A2".

Not that I am knocking ya Jag, you are unreservedly an unparagoned sesquipedalian. Ebulliently await the next magnanimous post.

However, more on their accoutrements, less gasconading on yours please.

**OrlFun** · 02-17-14 22:13

Took a trip out to far east Orlando and had a dream with Kelsie last week. She is definitely the girl in the picture and is completely legit and safe. Although I think she looks really cute in the picture, they are definitely flattering. The pics are absolutely 100 percent her but she is rather soft and shows the effect of what having a kid can do to a woman. All in all though she was cool and a good time. Not GFE (no kissing and everything covered) but at .8 for a hh, not a bad value. Keep in mind though for those of you in O-town, she is quite a way out east.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-25/9784848

**Mafia45** · 02-17-14 21:17

Originally Posted by FyrGuy33 [View Original Post]

The mistake you made was continuing after she told you that. Since you had not paid her you should have put your pants back on and left. These girls do this because they know most guys will think with the little head instead of the big one.

Your right but she ask for the donation when I came in the room.

m--45.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 02-17-14 20:53

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

I am just wondering, why are you feeding her crazy mind? Is she hot? Yep. Is she crazy? Yep. But, would you spend your Mario Coin (although you seem to have a great deal more of those coins that most of us, well me for sure anyway) on her? If you would, then you are much more of a gambler than myself. I would prefer to give my Mario Coin to those who have proven they deserve it and make me more than happy to give it to them.

Respectfully, my point was that since Heather is now offering manscpaping, then that would mean her sexy face and sexy lips would be fairly close to our meat sticks. Not to mention that her nice titties would be within striking distance of my first spurt of Jag Jizz that she might milk from my [Deleted by Admin]. That is, of course, if she is willing to start offering extras. I have seen many gals that perform manscpaping as part off their shtick, if you will. And every one of them does FS. As I understand it, the provider has you get naked and removes or trims the hair from your body. Some will wax your "eggs", too.

I guess I was hoping that Heather is possibly trying to send us a message that she might be expanding her menu.

Yes, SOM, we should never waste our cash on a provider when there are so many more out there that are ready, willing and able to open their horny, meat stick consuming vaginas for us.

JaguarXF.

The descriptions of your unit are starting to border on, well, that word they used for happy back in the Great Depression.

Just saying,

A2

**Sillyolman** · 02-17-14 19:47

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I have to give credit where credit is due. Psycho Heather sure knows how to dress. She really does. Damn she looks fucking hot. Just Look at those fucking tits just begging for your hot load! What a MILF! And yes, those pics are of Psycho Heather for you noobs that have never seen her. Such wasted potential, indeed. I never really had success with her, though I only saw her twice, or so at her old location. Definite tease and a lot of play near the steak and eggs but she is a very complicated, sophisticated and baggage laden woman. I am glad she took down that BS fucking website of hers with her carefully "sanitized" reviews.

Heather has a new phone number and a new location that I spoke of a few months ago. But the fucking dude in her ad has GOT to go. We don't want to see pics of dudes in the gals' ads. That is a HUGE turnoff. ESPECIALLY the photo fucketed bucketed buffed up guys with 2% body fat. LOL.

Or maybe Psycho is saying, subliminally, that if a hobbyist looks like the photo-shopped "manscaped" guy in her ad, that she will offer more services. LOL.

Wait a minute. Will she do manscpaping of the "steak and eggs" Can we get an erection during the session. Will Heather hold our throbbing cocks in her soft feminine hands while she manscapes our swollen sacs?? Well then, maybe we should pay Psycho a visit.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9898313

I am just wondering, why are you feeding her crazy mind? Is she hot? Yep. Is she crazy? Yep. But, would you spend your Mario Coin (although you seem to have a great deal more of those coins that most of us, well me for sure anyway) on her? If you would, then you are much more of a gambler than myself. I would prefer to give my Mario Coin to those who have proven they deserve it and make me more than happy to give it to them.

**BigAce20** · 02-17-14 18:24

Wasn't sure where to post this but since she now has a BP ad decided to post here. I met Shi at a gas station on Holden and OBT. Offered her a ride and glad I did. Said that her and her boyfriend had just gotten into and she needed to get away for a minute, whatever. As I pull out onto the street she spreads her legs to reveal one of the phattest kitty's I have ever seen. Asked me if I wanted to have a little fun with it so indeed I took her up on the offer. Negotiated CBJ / CFS for .60, and took her to one of my spots. She was into it and was shockingly tight for having such a phatty. Dropped her off at the Mickey the's gas station and went about my day. Will repeat!

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...dgt-23/9443977