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[HendoKy]

Sometimes, when you get try to get creative, you lose the message. I have absolutely no idea what happened, if anything at all, from your reports. I have no idea if this was a positive review, or a negative review. I'm not even sure you would pass a drug screening for employment.

Ever hear of the acronym, K.I.S.S.? "Keep it simple stupid.". Avoid waxing poetry and just speak plainly. After all, we're just a bunch of horny men.

I am confused. No Idea if it is a good or bad review but error in saying it is a bad one.

Thanks, I think?

Hendo.

[D Nut]

Sometimes, when you get try to get creative, you lose the message. I have absolutely no idea what happened, if anything at all, from your reports. I have no idea if this was a positive review, or a negative review. I'm not even sure you would pass a drug screening for employment.

Ever hear of the acronym, K.I.S.S.? "Keep it simple stupid.". Avoid waxing poetry and just speak plainly. After all, we're just a bunch of horny men.

Against advice from fellow mongers to NOT go to sleep thinking about this one! I fell asleep anyways.

And dreamed about Kelly. I dreamed I did not like the incall location.

And I said so. She offers outcall (which I like) but tells me her.

Car is "in the shop". I dreamed I got the feeling that whatever problems.

In her life will surely get the best of her sooner than later. Unfortunately in my dreams I am only.

Attracted to dangerous women, female drowning victims, and.

Part time providers who act shady, scatterbrain, & can throw one.

See-through lie after another at me for no reasonable reason at all.

In my future dreams I imagine myself introducing this girl to my friends and family & moving her.

Inside my beautiful 4 bedroom home in Cincinnati & I may dream all of this around the time.

When she is out of options which could be any minute now.

Then, when it doesn't work out (beyond the speed of light and time) I will have only myself.

To blame and real disaster on my hands (and other important parts). Long story short. While awake or dreaming and in this instance being FAST ASLEEP and DREAMING. I make what many intelligent people would label "bad.

Decisions", but to me. Normal, calm, respectful, honest, morally sound women either don't exist and / or when they do they are BORING As F**K! KELLY IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT SHE IS NOT BORING!

Knowing what I know only a committed mental patient would be interested in this girl (I am actually asleep right now, dreaming I'm typing this review).

That being said. I have an appointment for a 4 pm straight jacket fitting with my long-time taylor this afternoon.

And with any luck I will dream of this complete lunatic again and again but only in my bed at home.

[Orizaba]

Sometimes this board is a puzzle to be solved. I met the most extraordinary lady last night, and her reviews here are pretty mixed.

I spent an awesome two hours with Kelly, aka CinciDoll, aka BlondeBabyDoll, aka I don't even remember. Kelly seems to have one foot in and one foot out of the hobby. She's a classy, intelligent girl with a career, and generally doesn't rely on this for her income. As she put it, she's unattached and genuinely loves sex. So why not make a little money in the process?

Guys, Kelly is gorgeous. Blonde hair, blue eyes, slim athletic body, great easy smile. She reminded me of some of the smoking hot Olympic women skiers and snowboarders I've been drooling over this week. She's also easy to talk to. She is also a whole bunch of fun. We shared a bottle of wine, chatted, cuddled, got to it, and then started over. Three times! And I'm hoping to do it all again soon.

The one drawback to Kelly is scheduling. She doesn't see many guys and admits she gets far more texts and PMs than she can handle. And even when she does respond, it sometimes takes a while. She just isn't someone you can text and expect to meet in an hour. Or necessarily even the same day.

But if you're polite and have a little patience, you could be in for one hell of a good time! Big thanks to Cincy Todd for the trusted intel on this one.

[Tcoupe]

I had a few nice sessions with her lately, nice petite girl, early-mid thirties, definitely like to please.

Says she keeps getting flaked on, so try not to stand her up guys.

Also she said she can't answer pm's, her phone acts funny, just txt her. She is working on getting a new phone.

Anyway BBBJ, daty, cfs, cg, mish, doggie, she gives great head give her a try.

[CharleeChair]

Against advice from fellow mongers to NOT go to sleep thinking about this one! I fell asleep anyways.

And dreamed about Kelly. I dreamed I did not like the incall location.

And I said so. She offers outcall (which I like) but tells me her.

Car is "in the shop". I dreamed I got the feeling that whatever problems.

In her life will surely get the best of her sooner than later. Unfortunately in my dreams I am only.

Attracted to dangerous women, female drowning victims, and.

Part time providers who act shady, scatterbrain, & can throw one.

See-through lie after another at me for no reasonable reason at all.

In my future dreams I imagine myself introducing this girl to my friends and family & moving her.

Inside my beautiful 4 bedroom home in Cincinnati & I may dream all of this around the time.

When she is out of options which could be any minute now.

Then, when it doesn't work out (beyond the speed of light and time) I will have only myself.

To blame and real disaster on my hands (and other important parts). Long story short. While awake or dreaming and in this instance being FAST ASLEEP and DREAMING. I make what many intelligent people would label "bad.

Decisions", but to me. Normal, calm, respectful, honest, morally sound women either don't exist and / or when they do they are BORING As F**K! KELLY IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT SHE IS NOT BORING!

Knowing what I know only a committed mental patient would be interested in this girl (I am actually asleep right now, dreaming I'm typing this review).

That being said. I have an appointment for a 4 pm straight jacket fitting with my long-time taylor this afternoon.

And with any luck I will dream of this complete lunatic again and again but only in my bed at home.

[Bigbuck73]

Is this the same Malea from EE?? I was planning to meet her since a while. Couple of weeks back, I almost did set up an appointment but had to cancel it for a different reason.

Yes its the same Melea. Some guys like her but most have left disappointed. Definitely a YMMV girl.

[Mrrdfun]

This weekend I plan to have a wet dream. I want to visit someone new. 3 providers I have been interested in; Melea, Airelle from Buddha, and liljew. Can one of the senior members tell me who would be the best? Anyway is Liljew full service? I might visit 2 of them. I have heard that Melea can be mechanical sometimes and I haven't read a review about her in a while. Do mongers even visit her anymore? I really like Liljewl pics and thought she was super cute. I just know pic can be deceiving sometimes. If a senior member tells me which one is best; I will for sure take their advice and visit the provider. I work tomorrow, and will check this forum when I come home. My visit will be Saturday of Sunday. So hopefully I can get a response by then. Thanks so much for the help.

I've seen LilJewel. I would avoid that unless you want a half-assed BBBJ. Melea's reviews should be enough to warn you off. I've seen multiple girls from Buddah and never been disappointed. Scrape up the dough and go with him.

[BuyingSmiles]

For catching that. I was implying that any of buddahs girls and himself will be great choices. I had buddah set me up with rebecca, great girl, great incall, great guy.

I miss that one!

[LakersFan29]

I've dreamed of Allie before, but this time was even better! This mature spinner was at a high energy level the whole session. She has amazing BBBJ skills. She rcg, we also did mish and doggy. I took cover off and finished with BBBJCIM, it was great. Her incall that's in the Norwood / O'bryanville area is pretty cool as well. For her rates, I'll definitely repeat.

[Batman2451]

Took the Batmobile to see Cassidy on Thursday morning. She was able to work with my schedule and see me at 9 am. Great lady, she knows how to work the "bat-pole"! Really knows how to use her mouth, great kisser and works the boy wonder real nice. The rest you will have to find out yourself! Only 2 things I would of liked different..bigger bed would of been nice. And she did mention that she had another client after I left. We all know what your doing but we don't want to know. We'll at least my ego wants to think I'm the only one!

Batman out...got to punch The Joker.

[Bckpg721]

Just to clarify, Melea is not one of Buddah's ladies.

For catching that. I was implying that any of buddahs girls and himself will be great choices. I had buddah set me up with rebecca, great girl, great incall, great guy.

[Sweet TnA]

I was happy to stick around and although two spoons were appreciated Ally & I have no trouble in sharing.

I'll only pay in kisses and licks.

So happy to have met you... Until next time!

Xoxo,

Amber

Had the chance to see Ally before she left town. Was my second visit with her. She requested a delivery from Cold Stone, an order of Cookie Minster. I agreed, but put in a request of my own. I knew she was working duos with Amber earlier in the day. I told her I would bring the Ice cream but, she had to chain Amber to the bed before her duo was over.

I arrive about 10 minutes before agreed time. Sent couple of texts with no reply. I was waiting, thinkin great! I'll be giving a review on where to buy Ice Cream when you get stood up. At the agreed time she sent me a text asking for a couple minutes. No problem. Soon I had the room number and was riding an elevator up to her very nice suit. The one she is planning on using for her get together. It is really a sweet set up. She answered the door in the sexiest pair of sweat pants you could imagine and and a t shirt that she was about to bust out of, if you know what I mean. She tells me to go look on the couch. Guess who is laying on the couch in a sexy little two piece bra and panty combo? Miss Amber! I guess it was a good thing I brought two spoons. After introductions, we all sat and chatted for some time.

After some time chatting, Ally tells me Amber is a bit of a voyer and wants to watch our session. Fine by me I say and off we go to the bedroom. With out getting into specifics I'll say it was an enjoyable rest of my evening.

I told Ally that the first time for Amber was free. The next time she'll have to pay to watch.

[BuckeyeGuy5]

Malea is a waste of time. Take 100 dollars rub Vaseline and sand on it and jack off with it. You will have a much better orgasm. Buddah is a class act. That's all I can share from my experiences.

Just to clarify, Melea is not one of Buddah's ladies.

[Bckpg721]

Is this the same Malea from EE?? I was planning to meet her since a while. Couple of weeks back, I almost did set up an appointment but had to cancel it for a different reason.

She is hot, but no skills.