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**Jrad0022** · 02-15-14 20:39

Originally Posted by Squidley [View Original Post]

http://hawaii.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...all-21/3574882

I've searched but only seen other inquiries on her. Maybe went under a different alias? She sounds good on the phone, easy to contact. Would love to have a local pinay mix!

Changed names. If I remember right the reviews weren't good. I don't remember why but I crossed her off the list long ago. But who knows, maybe it will be different this time.

**Squidley** · 02-15-14 19:06

http://hawaii.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...all-21/3574882

I've searched but only seen other inquiries on her. Maybe went under a different alias? She sounds good on the phone, easy to contact. Would love to have a local pinay mix!

**LongStrokeMyBb** · 02-15-14 19:03

I visited miss brownsugar808 about a month ago. Haven't been able to report because I've been busy. I've been venturing the forums months before but wanted to go with someone cheap for a first time. We set something up. I arrived started talking for a little bit. I was nervous as it was my first time with a provider. After about 15-20 minutes of talking we get down to business. I only came for bbjcim as I wasnt trying to experience anything else with a provider at the time. I get undressed. Lay down on her bed. And her lips vicegrip me. She starts sucking hard and fast. I'm blown away like damn. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted her to suck my boys. I declined and she starts sucking jr harder and faster. Got damn. Alright so eventually I give in and squirt down her throat. Good God. She cleaned up nice. Got every drop and wiped me down. I got dressed. Put .6 on the dresser and bounced. As I walked out she licks her lips and says thank you. I said no, thank you. As she prolly could put Dyson out of business with those prices.

Not bad for a first time. I do feel like as far as looks she wasnt ugly but not the best out there. Body was decent. Her age was about mid forties looking. If you on central oahu and looking for a quick nut then I say go for it.

As for me I haven't had to time to revisit but she seemed cool and good to talk to with great social conversation.

**LongStrokeMyBb** · 02-15-14 18:22

So the best way to found out is to ask right?

My text log with Lexsi.

Me: I'm in Mililani. I noticed your ad on BP what's the donation for a half?

Lexsi: I don't do anything else.

I ONLY offer Thai oil HJ for 80 donation.

Me: Oo you a female or mahu?

Lexsi: What the hell? Do I look like a mahu to you?

Me: No. But someone thought you was.

Lexsi: Um negative I'm a girl.

But don't waste my time please I got things to do.

Lexsi: K, ill set something up then.

Now when I get back to HI I will do a car session with her and make sure BTW I think more can be got out of the session if more money is discussed. Ill report back in a couple weeks guys.

**Memahu** · 02-15-14 02:00

Originally Posted by Jrad0022 [View Original Post]

Short story: Back in the mid eighties I meet the original Professor Fun along with a friend of mine. Within minutes P Fun started to hit on my friend. HARD. My friend was 15 and male. Never could look at the old professor the same way again.

Been there, never done that. Memahu is a satirical punchline to a joke as a username, and not a lifestyle. He hinted of gaystuff, my gaydar went up, but I didn't bite. No pun intended. But, I do look younger than my age.

**AwabiHunter** · 02-14-14 17:01

Originally Posted by Inda719 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one looks familiar though.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...dly-20/4623216

INDA.

I was wondering the samething, face kinda looks like that local chick in Waiks that does massage for 1.5 in hotel, Leilani Madison but for sure that is not her.

Awabi.

**Inda719** · 02-14-14 16:43

Any info on this one looks familiar though.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...dly-20/4623216

INDA.

**Jrad0022** · 02-14-14 14:34

Originally Posted by ProfessorFun [View Original Post]

Thanks guys.

P.fun.

Short story: Back in the mid eighties I meet the original Professor Fun along with a friend of mine. Within minutes P Fun started to hit on my friend. HARD. My friend was 15 and male. Never could look at the old professor the same way again. I think he still does children's parties as a balloon guy. POW POW POW That aside it's a great name for this forum!

**Professor Fun** · 02-14-14 02:39

Originally Posted by Chubs [View Original Post]

I agree.

POW!

POW!

POW!

POW!

POW!

Thanks guys.

P.fun.

**Skoal Straight** · 02-14-14 02:10

Originally Posted by JoeyB [View Original Post]

Was the girl you saw asian? The bellanani / bella / with the stink was not asian, maybe had a little in her, but I would say more haoleish..also went by Anna. Way back when she was at what is now Smile Hawaii on ilaniwai st. What was the name, Paradise spa or something like that.

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...t-_-23/4598594

I believe this is the girl you guys are talking about. Yeah she has mixed reviews, more neg. Than positive ones. IMHO I have seen her several times and all were good. But you got to understand what's important to me, may not be important to another monger. I'm not one to look for GFE, how nice the girl is, if she smells like cigs, etc..I'm looking for the best deals with the hottest looking girls. So for what I'm looking for, providers like bella fit the bill. She's decent looking, rates are very good, and I'm happy. Each visit was probably less than 10 minutes but if you go in there with the mindset that its not going to be GFE and you only there for a quick ground and pound, there's nothing to complain about. I must of been lucky because the times I saw her, no smell like other guys reporting. This is the first ad I seen up in a while, maybe just looking to make some quick $ Trying to set something up, I'll report back to compare service, see if things changed.

Be safe.

**Chubs** · 02-14-14 02:07

Originally Posted by MichaelScott [View Original Post]

Sorry this is off topic, but "Professor Fun" is a killer sn. Hahaha.

I agree.

POW!

POW!

POW!

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**Professor Fun** · 02-14-14 00:50

Originally Posted by MeinArschUndde [View Original Post]

I can't help thinking the ad is awfully similar to the Julie ads. Those that have gone there have already blown her fat cover. (As always, our collective thanks for TWFTT, BTW).

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...iki-26/4586030

She's a little on the plus side but still worth the ride not big like the Julie girl.

P.Fun.

**MeinArschUndde** · 02-13-14 20:34

Originally Posted by Jasonbeav [View Original Post]

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...887-26/4561550

Any info on this one? I see her ad pop up a lot. Called once and got voicemail. She definitely has a Hispanic accent.

I can't help thinking the ad is awfully similar to the Julie ads. Those that have gone there have already blown her fat cover. (As always, our collective thanks for TWFTT, BTW).

http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleE...iki-26/4586030

**Michael Scott** · 02-13-14 15:00

Sorry this is off topic, but "Professor Fun" is a killer sn. Hahaha.

Originally Posted by ProfessorFun [View Original Post]

I've been with her a few times. Very nice. Everything is covered but it's still fun.

P.Fun.

**MeinArschUndde** · 02-13-14 13:25

Originally Posted by PPounder [View Original Post]

No I didn't call cause I can't make it over till the weekend and most providers get bent out of shape when you call and aren't trying to set something up.

She's pretty low key. I don't think she'd mind. I know what you mean, though! :0=