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**Jeff 206** · 03-23-14 15:46

Has anyone seen the chick that posts daily on CL that is in the 13 and Greenfield area yet?

Also any info on the .5 BJ girl in AP?

Thanks.

**T Man** · 02-12-14 18:04

I've seen her post in the Therapeutic section of Craigslist for well over a year now. Today I finally pulled the trigger. I was hoping for at least a good massage and any sort of HE would be a bonus. Made an hour appointment with her for $45 and showed up at her small Office (about the size of a closet) in Mt Clemens. She's an older lady, and I guess looks pretty decent for her age. She had on loose fitting clothing, but nothing revealing. Her ad said that the massage could be draped or undraped, so I of course chose to be undraped. She gives a nice soft / medium touch but uses quite a bit of oil. Spent alot of time on my ass and got very close to the boys on a couple of occasions, but no direct contact. On the flip, she continued the same motions on my legs, chest, stomach...but that's where it ended. By that time she ended the massage I was at half-mast, so she obviously had to notice that I was aroused. However, when I asked her politely to massage that last area, she responded by telling me that she wasn't a prostitute and that I needed to go to those "oriental places" for prostitution. I thanked her for the massage and gave her $45 (no tip) and left.

At least it was a decent massage. I'm wondering if she thaws out after multiple visits. Usually the "Mature" ladies are a little more open to this, but not this one. Has anyone had any luck with her at all? Her latest Craigslist post is below.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/thp/4328585693.html

**TenderMan** · 02-12-14 17:22

Originally Posted by CupereVita [View Original Post]

I have to completely advise against seeing this girl. I saw Angie twice, here's the rundown of what happened each time:

* First time answered ad, I was lucky and saw it right when it was posted around 830 in the morning. I emailed her and she emailed me back quickly, we got the details out of the way. She told me that she couldn't leave but I couldn't come in and we'd have to do a car date in the driveway and told me it was $40 for full service. Once I got there she came out wearing sweatpants and a zip up hoodie and nothing else. She was concerned about making sure that my windows were tinted so nobody could see inside, then was rambling about her neighbors wanting to call social services on her. I didn't care at the time, she was cute for a cubby girl and her tits were fantastic. After she got over her nervousness she did some soft sexy no translation french and then gave it to her good in the back seat. Then she tells me that she wants me to drop her off down the street at the taco bell on 9 mile and she would walk a block to get back home. Weird, but whatever. She seemed really out of it, told me that she had been up all night. I thanked her, dropped her off, and that was that.

Flash forward a few months.

* I see another one of her posts on one of my days off, this time early afternoon, so I email her again. Didn't remember me at all but since I knew where she lived she seemed fine with telling me to come out. She says that we can't do a car date and to come around the back. Seems weird, but again, whatever. The back yard is just shit. Garbage bags and broken kids toys everywhere. She opens up the back door and there's a single little room with junk and furniture there to block the door to the rest of the house. Place smells like shit. But as Frank Zappa once said, "I was born to have adventure" so I sat down and she kneeled in front of me and started with the untranslated french again. So far so good, until I hear the other side of the door that's blocked and it's her kids trying to open it and get in, sounded like 3 of them under 5 :

Then I hear the neighbors starting to cat-call me. Yelling at the house "Yah ooh yah he's in there all right, I'm calling the police right now". After I realize what's up I tell her I got to go, she tells me that she'll get rid of them after I leave and I can come back later (yah right, like I'm going back there). I head from around back and get to my car, there's some neighborhood bitches starting trouble and yelling at me in broad daylight "We know you're getting a blow job in there" and some ***** with a notepad saying "We got your license plate number right here and we just called the police, you're fucked now buddy!" I brushed them off, told them that me and her were old friends and I didn't enjoy being harassed, then drove off. I can't believe she's still posting to be honest with you guys, girl is looking for all sorts of trouble.

So long story short, I think she could be a lot of fun if you could pick her up away from the house and get her into a notel. But until that happens, if you go to her house looking for a good time you're just asking for trouble. Seems like a dangerous situation, and I would stay away from her.

The girls that work out of their homes are either the best or the worst experiences you can have. If their neighbors don't know / don't give a shit, you can have an awesome time with someone who is laid back and not have to deal with that akward / trashy motel atmosphere. Or sometimes either the house is worse...or the neighbors actually give a shit about what happens and in the end they can make trouble for you.

So, another monger didn't like the house either and met her at the Bell. Hope, being a nice guy, he doesn't drop her off at the house because he may find the police and social services waiting as the kids are alone and neighbors are watching.

**CupereVita** · 02-12-14 16:51

Originally Posted by Mallard1 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever try the chubby girl that consistently posts in Eastpoint? Just curious, I her post frequently and see she gets flagged instantly.

I have to completely advise against seeing this girl. I saw Angie twice, here's the rundown of what happened each time:

* First time answered ad, I was lucky and saw it right when it was posted around 830 in the morning. I emailed her and she emailed me back quickly, we got the details out of the way. She told me that she couldn't leave but I couldn't come in and we'd have to do a car date in the driveway and told me it was $40 for full service. Once I got there she came out wearing sweatpants and a zip up hoodie and nothing else. She was concerned about making sure that my windows were tinted so nobody could see inside, then was rambling about her neighbors wanting to call social services on her. I didn't care at the time, she was cute for a cubby girl and her tits were fantastic. After she got over her nervousness she did some soft sexy no translation french and then gave it to her good in the back seat. Then she tells me that she wants me to drop her off down the street at the taco bell on 9 mile and she would walk a block to get back home. Weird, but whatever. She seemed really out of it, told me that she had been up all night. I thanked her, dropped her off, and that was that.

Flash forward a few months.

* I see another one of her posts on one of my days off, this time early afternoon, so I email her again. Didn't remember me at all but since I knew where she lived she seemed fine with telling me to come out. She says that we can't do a car date and to come around the back. Seems weird, but again, whatever. The back yard is just shit. Garbage bags and broken kids toys everywhere. She opens up the back door and there's a single little room with junk and furniture there to block the door to the rest of the house. Place smells like shit. But as Frank Zappa once said, "I was born to have adventure" so I sat down and she kneeled in front of me and started with the untranslated french again. So far so good, until I hear the other side of the door that's blocked and it's her kids trying to open it and get in, sounded like 3 of them under 5 :

Then I hear the neighbors starting to cat-call me. Yelling at the house "Yah ooh yah he's in there all right, I'm calling the police right now". After I realize what's up I tell her I got to go, she tells me that she'll get rid of them after I leave and I can come back later (yah right, like I'm going back there). I head from around back and get to my car, there's some neighborhood bitches starting trouble and yelling at me in broad daylight "We know you're getting a blow job in there" and some ***** with a notepad saying "We got your license plate number right here and we just called the police, you're fucked now buddy!" I brushed them off, told them that me and her were old friends and I didn't enjoy being harassed, then drove off. I can't believe she's still posting to be honest with you guys, girl is looking for all sorts of trouble.

So long story short, I think she could be a lot of fun if you could pick her up away from the house and get her into a notel. But until that happens, if you go to her house looking for a good time you're just asking for trouble. Seems like a dangerous situation, and I would stay away from her.

The girls that work out of their homes are either the best or the worst experiences you can have. If their neighbors don't know / don't give a shit, you can have an awesome time with someone who is laid back and not have to deal with that akward / trashy motel atmosphere. Or sometimes either the house is worse...or the neighbors actually give a shit about what happens and in the end they can make trouble for you.

**Ram Peters** · 02-07-14 09:43

I keep seeing an ad for a girl at a hotel across from the Oakland Mall advertizing .2 mornings. I noticed a few more ads for girls working out of the same motel. Has anyone visited Kimmie or any of the others? Just wondering if it is a sting or scam or what. Would like it to be legit. Please let me know.

**Ram Peters** · 02-06-14 12:16

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**AllwaysLookin** · 02-05-14 14:21

Originally Posted by SeMichman [View Original Post]

Thanks for the warnings re: mom. I always had an uneasy feeling about seeing her. Something just didn't feel right about it.

I have seen the daughter once. She she posted a couple of months ago with no reference to a potential mom-daughter thing. I figured that out later when I replied to mom's ad and got back the same pic of daughter that the daughter sent me before our meeting. Before meeting I definitely had a feeling that the daughter likely had a drug issue. Having said our time together went pretty well. Her teeth are horrendous but she gave me a pretty decent BBBJ and got into the FS too. But I didn't keep her number and I haven't been back.

Thanks guys. Now you have me wanting to see this. I'm looking for the number, but if anyone has it please send LOL.

**SeMichman** · 02-05-14 13:51

Originally Posted by Misterb899 [View Original Post]

Where do I start.she posts off and on Craigslist so I decided to respond today I asked for some pictures which She gladly sent. She advertises as being in her mid forties which the pictures back that up she didn't look bad. So I made an appointment to see her I get to her location which is a dumpy old trailer and what do I see that opens the door it looks like someone that could be my grandmother. I'm sure she was 46 years old maybe 20 some years ago. So there she is at her door but ass naked. Then she proceeds to tell me she will have to be on bottom as her tail bone tore open her skin and then proceeded to bend over to show me the scabbed sore. I took the opportunity and bolted for my car dam near fell on my ass because my feet were moving faster then the rest of me. Now I am no spring chicken so when I say she looked old she was old ... Very polite but older then expected and definetly looked older than she probably is. . I would post a link but on CL as fast as they go up the get flagged. Ao beware of any ads posting in new hudson for a 40 some year old unless your into granny porn. But to each thier own ...

Thanks for the warnings re: mom. I always had an uneasy feeling about seeing her. Something just didn't feel right about it.

I have seen the daughter once. She she posted a couple of months ago with no reference to a potential mom-daughter thing. I figured that out later when I replied to mom's ad and got back the same pic of daughter that the daughter sent me before our meeting. Before meeting I definitely had a feeling that the daughter likely had a drug issue. Having said our time together went pretty well. Her teeth are horrendous but she gave me a pretty decent BBBJ and got into the FS too. But I didn't keep her number and I haven't been back.

**Incognito1234** · 02-03-14 17:06

Originally Posted by Sleeper1 [View Original Post]

I saw her and her daughter back around thanksgiving. Same deal, trailer in New Hudson. I answered her daughters ad and was offered A mother daughter combo. That's a first for me so I agreed to the bucket list opportunity. The mom was just out of the hospital, frail as hell, and foggy on pain killers. Her lower half was off limits but her and her daughter bragged about their BBBJCIM. The daughter has terrible teeth and the BBBJ was like a cheese grater. The mom saw me wincing and pushed the daughter aside. Mom has a buttery mouth and did much better. Won't repeat.

I went and saw them too and it's a no repeat for me as well.

It was a bucket list item and when I replied to the CL ad, the pictures the mother sent looked ok. Without question, they were old pictures. The daughter didn't look bad. Average, a bit chubby but ok. It was a bit of a drive for me but when I got there, it was as the others have described. Mom is rough looking with both face and body and the daughter, while ok from a distance, wasn't much to look at up close. The daughter's teeth were horrid, enough to where I had to think if I wanted the BBBJ. Since I had driven all that way and it was a cheap price, I went ahead with the BJ. No FS. The daughter was on her period at the time but said that she does FS otherwise. Still, it ended up with the daughter giving me head and mom playing with my balls. In retrospect, I should have just stayed home.

**Sleeper1** · 02-01-14 22:23

Originally Posted by Misterb899 [View Original Post]

Where do I start.she posts off and on Craigslist so I decided to respond today I asked for some pictures which She gladly sent. She advertises as being in her mid forties which the pictures back that up she didn't look bad. So I made an appointment to see her I get to her location which is a dumpy old trailer and what do I see that opens the door it looks like someone that could be my grandmother. I'm sure she was 46 years old maybe 20 some years ago. So there she is at her door but ass naked. Then she proceeds to tell me she will have to be on bottom as her tail bone tore open her skin and then proceeded to bend over to show me the scabbed sore. I took the opportunity and bolted for my car dam near fell on my ass because my feet were moving faster then the rest of me. Now I am no spring chicken so when I say she looked old she was old ... Very polite but older then expected and definetly looked older than she probably is. . I would post a link but on CL as fast as they go up the get flagged. Ao beware of any ads posting in new hudson for a 40 some year old unless your into granny porn. But to each thier own ...

I saw her and her daughter back around thanksgiving. Same deal, trailer in New Hudson. I answered her daughters ad and was offered A mother daughter combo. That's a first for me so I agreed to the bucket list opportunity. The mom was just out of the hospital, frail as hell, and foggy on pain killers. Her lower half was off limits but her and her daughter bragged about their BBBJCIM. The daughter has terrible teeth and the BBBJ was like a cheese grater. The mom saw me wincing and pushed the daughter aside. Mom has a buttery mouth and did much better. Won't repeat.

**IinTooDeep** · 02-01-14 20:20

Originally Posted by Misterb899 [View Original Post]

Where do I start.she posts off and on Craigslist so I decided to respond today I asked for some pictures which She gladly sent. She advertises as being in her mid forties which the pictures back that up she didn't look bad. So I made an appointment to see her I get to her location which is a dumpy old trailer and what do I see that opens the door it looks like someone that could be my grandmother. I'm sure she was 46 years old maybe 20 some years ago. So there she is at her door but ass naked. Then she proceeds to tell me she will have to be on bottom as her tail bone tore open her skin and then proceeded to bend over to show me the scabbed sore. I took the opportunity and bolted for my car dam near fell on my ass because my feet were moving faster then the rest of me. Now I am no spring chicken so when I say she looked old she was old ... Very polite but older then expected and definetly looked older than she probably is. . I would post a link but on CL as fast as they go up the get flagged. Ao beware of any ads posting in new hudson for a 40 some year old unless your into granny porn. But to each thier own ...

This is the funniest review I have read on here in a long time!! Still ROTFLMAO: the.

**Misterb899** · 02-01-14 19:47

Where do I start.she posts off and on Craigslist so I decided to respond today I asked for some pictures which She gladly sent. She advertises as being in her mid forties which the pictures back that up she didn't look bad. So I made an appointment to see her I get to her location which is a dumpy old trailer and what do I see that opens the door it looks like someone that could be my grandmother. I'm sure she was 46 years old maybe 20 some years ago. So there she is at her door but ass naked. Then she proceeds to tell me she will have to be on bottom as her tail bone tore open her skin and then proceeded to bend over to show me the scabbed sore. I took the opportunity and bolted for my car dam near fell on my ass because my feet were moving faster then the rest of me. Now I am no spring chicken so when I say she looked old she was old ... Very polite but older then expected and definetly looked older than she probably is. . I would post a link but on CL as fast as they go up the get flagged. Ao beware of any ads posting in new hudson for a 40 some year old unless your into granny porn. But to each thier own ...

**Rockstar1179** · 01-28-14 10:54

Originally Posted by Fuji31 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if anyone has seen her. Lives near 26 mile and I 94. Very cute girl from the pictures she sent. I'm going to see her tonight and I was just wondering if anyone had any info before I went. Thanks.

I'd love to see the pics and to hear how it went I live right near 26 and 94 any info would be great.

**In Duh Know** · 01-28-14 07:31

Originally Posted by Mallard1 [View Original Post]

If she is not real, someone has gone to good lengths to fool people since there many different less then Flattering pics of her that are posted. I can recall atleast 6 different pics she has posted, I have emailed once or twice but always get the "this ad has been flagged return".

I never met up with her but talked to her on the phone. She cancelled two of our meetings. She sounded a little flaky.

**Mallard1** · 01-28-14 07:20

Originally Posted by DoubleT [View Original Post]

I don't believe she's actually a real person.

If she is not real, someone has gone to good lengths to fool people since there many different less then Flattering pics of her that are posted. I can recall atleast 6 different pics she has posted, I have emailed once or twice but always get the "this ad has been flagged return".