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[Member #5260]

Overdue report here for little jewl, seen her last week. Got her digits from a member here, and went to her incall.

She had another female living with her but was fine by me. Seen her for BBBJ cfs along with my usual favorite

fetishes of a fine ass cleaning and foot worship. She seemed like she was pretty much up for anything so I went

to town on her ass like the ass eating pig that I am. She didn't object to tongue penetration so I drilled my tongue

as deep as I could circling inside the walls of her rectum like a washing machine on super cycle. Yum! Yum! Had her

flip over and sucked all ten of her toes clean whilst fucking her at the same time to an explosive ending. didn't notice any

signs of drug use like other members mentioned here but I didn't really give a fuck, she was open minded

and that's good enough for me and all I'm looking for. Next time I will have her urinate in my mouth and whip me raw

and silly at the same time.

You're kidding right, that you are paying someone to stick your tongue up their ass and then want them to piss in your mouth??

[Amon777]

Overdue report here for little jewl, seen her last week. Got her digits from a member here, and went to her incall.

She had another female living with her but was fine by me. Seen her for BBBJ cfs along with my usual favorite

fetishes of a fine ass cleaning and foot worship. She seemed like she was pretty much up for anything so I went

to town on her ass like the ass eating pig that I am. She didn't object to tongue penetration so I drilled my tongue

as deep as I could circling inside the walls of her rectum like a washing machine on super cycle. Yum! Yum! Had her

flip over and sucked all ten of her toes clean whilst fucking her at the same time to an explosive ending. didn't notice any

signs of drug use like other members mentioned here but I didn't really give a fuck, she was open minded

and that's good enough for me and all I'm looking for. Next time I will have her urinate in my mouth and whip me raw

and silly at the same time.

[D Nut]

Might have to try her out then. I like the nasty ones. The nastier the better. Fucking in filth is a bonus.

You'll have to share the room with ROUSes -- Rodents of unusual size.

"Nasty". You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

-Ynigo.

[Amon777]

Nice post man! LOL...yea that chick is nasty just like her place. I think I'm sticking to my one regular, and then maybe book with Buddha once in a while. That way I can count on a pretty nice room. Theae girls who live in these rooms really gross me out!

Might have to try her out then. I like the nasty ones. The nastier the better. Fucking in filth is a bonus.

[FantasyFancy]

This one was a honest mistake since last two bad reviews weeks ago I have completely devoted to pleasing and doing all I can to right my wrongs my room was a mess due to me having to switch rooms at my hotel my heat went out so was packing my things this man has seen me numerous times and this proves it my room is never a mess and I have completely cleaned up my act please don't let this change your mind on having a great time "!

I had a dream with her yesterday super easy setup great oral skills, I am not really into car dates but this was worth it. Will repete.

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[Rojo1970]

TOFTT, text set up a lunch time meeting, got to the incall location went to room entered and WOW it was so nasty I was like OMG no Fin way. I just said sorry I can't do this and she looked at me and said" really its that dirty?" I said oh yeah its bad sorry to waste your time and I left. I can't see how people live like that. Oh well. That's my report happy hunting!

A2.

Can we have a "like button" similar to a facebook like button? There has been a few times I would LOVE that feature here...

Rojo.

[FantasyFancy]

Why say that you have seen me numerous times and guys I was in the middle of switching rooms so yes my room was mess bit is never this way its beautiful and clean now . Why wouldn't you mention I told you that and make it seem as though you never seen me LOL

TOFTT, text set up a lunch time meeting, got to the incall location went to room entered and WOW it was so nasty I was like OMG no Fin way. I just said sorry I can't do this and she looked at me and said" really its that dirty?" I said oh yeah its bad sorry to waste your time and I left. I can't see how people live like that. Oh well. That's my report happy hunting!

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[DickHerDown]

TOFTT, text set up a lunch time meeting, got to the incall location went to room entered and WOW it was so nasty I was like OMG no Fin way. I just said sorry I can't do this and she looked at me and said" really its that dirty?" I said oh yeah its bad sorry to waste your time and I left. I can't see how people live like that. Oh well. That's my report happy hunting!

Nice post man! LOL...yea that chick is nasty just like her place. I think I'm sticking to my one regular, and then maybe book with Buddha once in a while. That way I can count on a pretty nice room. Theae girls who live in these rooms really gross me out!

[Gunman2013]

TOFTT, text set up a lunch time meeting, got to the incall location went to room entered and WOW it was so nasty I was like OMG no Fin way. I just said sorry I can't do this and she looked at me and said" really its that dirty?" I said oh yeah its bad sorry to waste your time and I left. I can't see how people live like that. Oh well. That's my report happy hunting!

[Tcoupe]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

Yeap after sparkle's bs in columbus, I won't leave without google mapping it (no gps). I set up a duo and told her I'm like 2+hours away, are you still off 71, is it easy to find? She said yea, so I leave thinking ill txt for exit when I get a bit passed 275, I did she said high st, so I get off at high street downtown and call, I'm ten minutes early I'm thinking cool I can park and prolly still not be late. She says are you in worthington? I'm like is that downtown? It looks like downtown. So it takes me like 45 minutes to get to worthington (off270 not71), she canceled after like 20 mins, said she could see me in like an hour, I wait like a lame at the wallyworld, and she never responded... Never again.

[Cwa2001]

Well received an unsolicited txt yesterday from Lilbit's phone. It was apparently her roommate who now has the phone and is trying to drum up business. This is a huge problem especially since I'm married. I make it a point to tell any provider if they txt me I will never see them again. However after such a bad experience there is no way I would have ever gone back anyway. So to anyone who does still call her and can't resist the urge it is not lilbit who will be answering. Good luck.

[WyldeChild99]

I fell for that somewhat with Sassy, she seemed reluctant to tell me her hotel when we first communicated which makes me think she didn't have the room in the first place. This wasn't a first meet when we talked initially she could have given me the hotel info, instead even when I spoke to her she just told me her hotel was close. That's why her supposed apology was made up bullshit to save face with a potential date as it seemed to work because somebody just saw her last night.

If she had to give her family member medicine I would think she would have known the night before or before I got on the expressway and even then a phone call not a text for change of plans, a text is the cowards way of communicating because its easier to text the lie than to speak the lie. But I don't feel bad I didn't give my money to someone who didn't deserve it. Sorry about the rant guys just had to get that off my chest. Be safe guys I'm out.

I had a similar situation with her too. Scheduled an appointment the night before, did the texting to confirm the next morning, then after driving for 20 miles or so she messaged me saying se couldn't get a ride to the incall. Then after wasting my time energy and gas she offered something like $20 off the rate if I was willing to wait however long it took her to get it together. Fuck that shit.

[Tcoupe]

This was my experience with Natti. She has some great reviews and to be honest with you all, the reason it pissed me off so much is because she looks so dam good. SHIT!! So I get it some times you just got to say fuck it and move on. There is no telling what the motivation is when a provider is great for one and crap for another. Either way, when there is too much bullshit you have to say fuck it. I personally think in their own way, some providers want to create a select group of regulars that they can see and think that those regulars will carry them. Then when the regulars can't see them and money runs short they run an ad. Then they watch you pull up and decide whether or not to see your or return your call or just get cold feet. It is analogous to us mongers telling a provider just wait out front wearing something nice and I will decide if I like what I see then we will talk. They aren't going to do that. The difference is, they can put out the salt lick and see if they want to shoot that buck or wait for better. It's just a bullshit game and if you are like me and many other seasoned vets you just say fuck it and move on and then scratch the name off the list.

Yea I txt her saying I'm a senior and wanting to hook up, we went back and fort a few times, she asked for referances, I sent a list of names and said pick one.. Never heard back, her loss.

[Barry B]

I think they do it because we allow it. I would have just texted back, "Sorry. Not into playing hide and seek. Heading home.", then left with the cash still in my pocket. I can't speak for everybody, but generally speaking, they need the cash more than I need to get laid. Sex is optional. Buying food is a necessity.

Add "scavenger hunt" to the list of things that will make me abandon an appointment; the others being "Upsell", "Excessive tardiness", "Bait-and-switch", "dirty incall", and "obvious signs of drug use".

Exactly. The scavenger hunt mentality, along with the other actions you mention the Nut, is just another indication of what these girls think of us and is one of the reasons a friend of mine has all but stopped seeing escorts. Lately, he prefers the company of sugar babies. While they take more time up front to cultivate, in the long run he is much happier. Less drama, greater respect for each other's time, no drugs, a lot more bang for the buck. He is currently seeing 2 sugar babies. Both have real jobs, are exclusive to him (at least he thinks so), and drive to see him. He generally spends no more for an overnight date than what an hour with an escort used to cost him. Plus there is more of an emotional connection with a baby, which my friend enjoys.

[D Nut]

I fell for that somewhat with Sassy, she seemed reluctant to tell me her hotel when we first communicated which makes me think she didn't have the room in the first place. This wasn't a first meet when we talked initially she could have given me the hotel info, instead even when I spoke to her she just told me her hotel was close. That's why her supposed apology was made up bullshit to save face with a potential date as it seemed to work because somebody just saw her last night.

If she had to give her family member medicine I would think she would have known the night before or before I got on the expressway and even then a phone call not a text for change of plans, a text is the cowards way of communicating because its easier to text the lie than to speak the lie. But I don't feel bad I didn't give my money to someone who didn't deserve it. Sorry about the rant guys just had to get that off my chest. Be safe guys I'm out.

I think they do it because we allow it. I would have just texted back, "Sorry. Not into playing hide and seek. Heading home.", then left with the cash still in my pocket. I can't speak for everybody, but generally speaking, they need the cash more than I need to get laid. Sex is optional. Buying food is a necessity.

Add "scavenger hunt" to the list of things that will make me abandon an appointment; the others being "Upsell", "Excessive tardiness", "Bait-and-switch", "dirty incall", and "obvious signs of drug use".