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[D Nut]

I fell for that somewhat with Sassy, she seemed reluctant to tell me her hotel when we first communicated which makes me think she didn't have the room in the first place. This wasn't a first meet when we talked initially she could have given me the hotel info, instead even when I spoke to her she just told me her hotel was close. That's why her supposed apology was made up bullshit to save face with a potential date as it seemed to work because somebody just saw her last night.

If she had to give her family member medicine I would think she would have known the night before or before I got on the expressway and even then a phone call not a text for change of plans, a text is the cowards way of communicating because its easier to text the lie than to speak the lie. But I don't feel bad I didn't give my money to someone who didn't deserve it. Sorry about the rant guys just had to get that off my chest. Be safe guys I'm out.

I think they do it because we allow it. I would have just texted back, "Sorry. Not into playing hide and seek. Heading home.", then left with the cash still in my pocket. I can't speak for everybody, but generally speaking, they need the cash more than I need to get laid. Sex is optional. Buying food is a necessity.

Add "scavenger hunt" to the list of things that will make me abandon an appointment; the others being "Upsell", "Excessive tardiness", "Bait-and-switch", "dirty incall", and "obvious signs of drug use".

[WarlockKy]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

It's most common the first time a guy meets a lady, after that the lady tends to be a bit more specific with regard to where to find her.

A few years ago I had one lady's handler tell me to head to the DrawBridge in Ft Mitchell and text for the room number when I got there. I sent the text at 5 minutes before my scheduled time and got told "Ok get back on 75 south and get off at Turfway", so by the time the scavenger hunt was over I was 15 minutes PAST my scheduled time.

To say at the least I was a bit pissed about it, but thankfully wasn't in a pinch for time.

[Member #4502]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? ... Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? ... Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

The 2 call system provides some safety for the provider whether any monger recognizes it (or cares). I can think of two reasons why. First, not giving the address out in advance insures that some jerk isn't going to show up early when they aren't wanted or expected. Second, after the 2nd call the provider can pay attention to who pulls up to their place (if they have a view) or who's at the door and be better prepared if something weird is going on.

[HuntLadys29]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

I fell for that somewhat with Sassy, she seemed reluctant to tell me her hotel when we first communicated which makes me think she didn't have the room in the first place. This wasn't a first meet when we talked initially she could have given me the hotel info, instead even when I spoke to her she just told me her hotel was close. That's why her supposed apology was made up bullshit to save face with a potential date as it seemed to work because somebody just saw her last night.

If she had to give her family member medicine I would think she would have known the night before or before I got on the expressway and even then a phone call not a text for change of plans, a text is the cowards way of communicating because its easier to text the lie than to speak the lie. But I don't feel bad I didn't give my money to someone who didn't deserve it. Sorry about the rant guys just had to get that off my chest. Be safe guys I'm out.

[NKYGentleman]

I had a dream and met Lilabella from BP So I TTFOT. She sure is a little fire cracker. Short blonde hair / blue eye's with a very nice body on her, a spinner if you will, at 5'3 and 115 lbs. She's in her 30's. Her pictures are accurate. How do I know without a face shot. Because of the little mole next to her navel. She will send you pics, just be nice about it. A very articulate, sophisticated, highly intelligent woman. And a wonderful woman to boot. She is now my ATF. My previous ATF had left the business or moved to another location. That would be Natawne Marie a VIP from NR. I had txt to set up a hassle free appointment for an outcall. She arrived on time and dressed appropriately. When I first laid eye's on her, she took my breath away in just how stunningly beautiful she was. She has an awesome personality, nice kissable lips and can kiss great. This woman does provide GFE and I'm sure PSE if you desired that. I really didn't ask what was on her menu, so if there was more to be had, you will need to ask her. She was very attentive to my needs and desires. I won't go into details but in my dream we came to my bedroom and started kissing and undressing. We kissed for a bit then I did DATY. She was really fresh and clean, bald kitty just how I like them. She then gave me BBBJ and it was above average. She then put a cover on and rode me like it was going out of style. I then went to mish and then k-9 to completion. We both was exhausted. She is definitely a non smoker for those who don't want to take that smell of smoke home to your wife and a real winner. Will I repeat? Oh hell yea as much as I can afford it. Her price may be a little high but you get what you pay for. A quality woman in and out of bed. If you have any questions please PM me and I'll be happy to give you more info.

[Bckpg721]

My buddy told me it went down like this, first text at 3:45, explained he was a senior on here, offered to provide references, asked for availability. She texted back within a minute saying she would love to meet. He sent one back asking if 5 pm was cool and for donation requested.rate sent back within minutes, confirmed time. Getting ready to leave at 4:30, sent a text stating he was on his way and he would CALL (key word) when he got close. She sent one back telling him to make sure he brought the donation requested which had increased by $10, no big deal, he was already in route.

When he got near he sent text right about 5 asking which exit, received an answer right away...got to the exit, sent another and no reply.he turned down a dead end side street, got stuck in snow for a minute, got back on the road, sent another text, no answer. Pulled off and parked, sent another, no answer, 10 minutes later said fuck it, sent one last one blowing her off and then put her number on his spam list.

He looked last night and had received a text at 5:44, saying "you said you was going to call, not text, I was in the tub".

So, benefit of doubt, he did say call...don't know if that makes any difference in my mind...if you have a 5 pm and you don't check your phone for almost 45 minutes? Maybe she ignored the text alerts coming in, waiting for a call? Maybe she decided at few minutes after 5 to take a long, soaking hot bath? Regardless, I call BS.

I don't buy into the checking you out carefully scenario either, that is total crap if they do that with no intention of meeting. To waste almost 1.5 hours of a mongers time for what? It did not serve any value to the provider as this post proves.

Time wasted but $ saved for another day.

This was my experience with Natti. She has some great reviews and to be honest with you all, the reason it pissed me off so much is because she looks so dam good. SHIT!! So I get it some times you just got to say fuck it and move on. There is no telling what the motivation is when a provider is great for one and crap for another. Either way, when there is too much bullshit you have to say fuck it. I personally think in their own way, some providers want to create a select group of regulars that they can see and think that those regulars will carry them. Then when the regulars can't see them and money runs short they run an ad. Then they watch you pull up and decide whether or not to see your or return your call or just get cold feet. It is analogous to us mongers telling a provider just wait out front wearing something nice and I will decide if I like what I see then we will talk. They aren't going to do that. The difference is, they can put out the salt lick and see if they want to shoot that buck or wait for better. It's just a bullshit game and if you are like me and many other seasoned vets you just say fuck it and move on and then scratch the name off the list.

[JJLuvv]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

I agree. Within a few texts I want to know exactly where I'm going. "Hotel in Florence," or "Home in covington," fine by me can you see me in 30 minutes?

[JeeperBrah]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

I never understood this concept either. Seems like a waste of time, and (from what I've been seeing on here) ends up in wasted trips half the time. I don; t understand this system at all personally; if she's not sure whether to accept the date, she shouldn't accept until she decides.

[D Nut]

I see here a lot of reports about this multiple call, scavenger hunt to the next clue, system that seems the prevail in the hobby. My questions is, "Why would you even leave your house without an address? The way it's making it sound, you guys are trying to plan a kidnapping ransom drop with pitstops to shake any tails you might have.

"Take Exit 4 and text to get further instructions.". Really?

Does it really increase any kind of safety for anyone to do this kind of multiple call system? If she wants to make sure your references check out before she gives you an address, then wait in the comfort of your home until she's done! Other than going to the hotel parking lot, and getting a room number because sometimes she won't get a room until she has a confirmed apt., does it really serve a purpose not to have the address already before you even start your drive? Just tell her, "I'm not leaving until I get an address.". If she doesn't give you one, then find another provider. (In case you didn't notice, there's a whole section devoted to providers and their contact information).

Guys, you really need to break the real world habit of catering to the whims of the pussy. She is not doing you a favor. You're the one doing the hiring and you're the one with the cash.

[LurkinGround]

I'm not the "buddy" he is referring to, however this is one of those things that makes me irate. When providers don't have the phone glued to their hand all day is beyond me. Understandably during another appointment I'm not going to get a response, but FFS if you know someone is en route for a date KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PHONE! When I'm in contact with a provider, I check it 100 times a minute. Timely responses are a must.

My buddy told me it went down like this, first text at 3:45, explained he was a senior on here, offered to provide references, asked for availability. She texted back within a minute saying she would love to meet. He sent one back asking if 5 pm was cool and for donation requested.rate sent back within minutes, confirmed time. Getting ready to leave at 4:30, sent a text stating he was on his way and he would CALL (key word) when he got close. She sent one back telling him to make sure he brought the donation requested which had increased by $10, no big deal, he was already in route.

When he got near he sent text right about 5 asking which exit, received an answer right away...got to the exit, sent another and no reply.he turned down a dead end side street, got stuck in snow for a minute, got back on the road, sent another text, no answer. Pulled off and parked, sent another, no answer, 10 minutes later said fuck it, sent one last one blowing her off and then put her number on his spam list.

He looked last night and had received a text at 5:44, saying "you said you was going to call, not text, I was in the tub".

So, benefit of doubt, he did say call...don't know if that makes any difference in my mind...if you have a 5 pm and you don't check your phone for almost 45 minutes? Maybe she ignored the text alerts coming in, waiting for a call? Maybe she decided at few minutes after 5 to take a long, soaking hot bath? Regardless, I call BS.

I don't buy into the checking you out carefully scenario either, that is total crap if they do that with no intention of meeting. To waste almost 1.5 hours of a mongers time for what? It did not serve any value to the provider as this post proves.

Time wasted but $ saved for another day.

[TheDaytimer]

I'm so jealous of A2's escapades and what's available in Argentina that I could not help myself. I do care very much about the written word and understand his instance on using full sentences and proper punctuation. I do beg his tolerance as it was all in fun.

Not only is there pussy everywhere, but your DOLLARS bring you about twice the purchasing power as his Pesos. You could do 6 per week while he does 3 per week. Inflation is wonderful if you're on the outside.

[Jay Malibu]

It sounds like you had a memorable time. I thought that your A2 taunt was a bit risky, however, the experience that you shared must have really impressed him. Otherwise A2 would have spanked your ass for use of the ellipses and the chat room style winky face! You continue to push the envelope in more ways than one. Thank you for the report.

I'm so jealous of A2's escapades and what's available in Argentina that I could not help myself. I do care very much about the written word and understand his instance on using full sentences and proper punctuation. I do beg his tolerance as it was all in fun.

[Ancvz]

Great time again with Sarah (CincyFunGirl on here).

As has been mentioned previously. She doesn't always have a very set schedule and works part time at this hobby. So can't always get a last minute "domino's pizza delivery" style session with her.

Great body, great ass. I've reviewed her in the past, look by my posts for more on the basics.

I called tonight looking for someone to come over and provide me with company, and she was more than willing and able on short notice this evening. Great time was had by all, stayed the entire hour, chatting and just enjoying each other's company. No rush, great attitude. Just a great girl. Very glad I reached out to her tonight.

Give her a ring. You'll be happy you did.

[SplitTail40]

I'm not the "buddy" he is referring to, however this is one of those things that makes me irate. When providers don't have the phone glued to their hand all day is beyond me. Understandably during another appointment I'm not going to get a response, but FFS if you know someone is en route for a date KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PHONE! When I'm in contact with a provider, I check it 100 times a minute. Timely responses are a must.

Absolutely.

My buddy had eyed her ad a couple times.not sure why but liked something about the way she looked. Decided to take the plunge based on this review. Texted and heard back within minutes. Got rate, made a time. Texted right before he left and then was told a bit higher of a rate.no big deal, only a Hamilton difference but should have been a red flag. Made the drive, got two texts during the 25 minute drive. Arrived at the exit and he sent another text for final directions and received no reply. Waited 10 minutes, sent another and nothing. After another 10, sent her an adios message and took off. Damage =almost an hour and a half wasted. Hate when that happens...just a heads up for anyone on the fence about this one. My buddy was pretty disappointed.

Screening process, a lot of girls do it but some purposely 'time it out' to see if you're tire kicking or it's game on.

That's why I said she would screen you because I talked to her probably 3 times over 3 days. I think she's a little jumpy when it comes to new faces. If you look at her other reviews, they mention she's taking care of her dad. This is accurate. I could tell there was someone being cared for and there is another woman present. She is involved in the care giving. My point is that you are literally walking right into her small home that she shares with two family members and one is sick and they are struggling to get by. Yet the place is immaculate. I tried to see her twice before but got a vibe from her that made me unsure. Then as I talked to her a couple times, I could tell she was just extra cautious and trying to protect herself. So going forward you might have to jump through some hoops. But she is a quality person. As I got ready to leave she thank me and gave me a hug. She then clasped her hands in front of her and asked "did you enjoy your time?" at which I said yes. Then she said, "I want to thank you for being a gentleman and treating me with respect." So now you can see, she is not your average girl. I think it is a vulnerability issue that requires reassurance. That's my take on it. I hope this information helps in some way.

Dad is currently incognito ATPM (I know where) but try getting your game on, on a twin bed with a bedsheet over the bedroom door with dad just earshot away on the couch. Why in the fuck, do I have to deal with that nonsense?

If I have to play mumbles to have a good time, I want my privacy, not the BS that comes with that situation as I didn't pay for that. I'm so sick of I'm sorrys in these situations because it's commonplace, and unless you're dropping your rates, some of us are heading to a better place, a better taste, a better face.

Say Hi to Harold the white pet rat. My advice to all who read my post; any distance of time with this provider seems to change in the name of greed. Shouldn't be a hustle, should be a good time.

[Bckpg721]

I know someone who had the same experience. Was eventually able to see her another time, though. Enthusiasm level was high, but said she's definitely aged since those photos were taken (probably more like ten rather than the five years she claims).

She is 35. She looks good for 35 in this line of work. If she is 40 in this line of work, she looks great.