Massage Parlor Reports

**Donntee** · 02-02-14 11:54

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

Sadly, this is true. On the up side, I'd have to declare bankruptcy if her menu were truly open!

Can you imagine the line? Cars would be backed up on Northbound and Southbound 131 Expressway for miles!

**Happyone99** · 02-02-14 11:30

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

Sadly, this is true. On the up side, I'd have to declare bankruptcy if her menu were truly open!

I agree with the thankfulness to these women for not having a more open menu. I spend too much as it is. The poor house would be in my future with more temptation.

**Bismark** · 02-01-14 23:16

Originally Posted by Natasha33 [View Original Post]

While I appreciate the shot out from the infamous "NoCox", I am just clearing the air by saying I do not have an open menu.

It is nice of NoCox / Sandy / Anna to sweeten my pot but that statement is very misleading.

Natasha.

Sadly, this is true. On the up side, I'd have to declare bankruptcy if her menu were truly open!

**Natasha33** · 02-01-14 16:23

Originally Posted by Nocox [View Original Post]

You should check out Sandy or Anna they are my favorites at mystic or Natasha at Panacea negotiable and open menu.

While I appreciate the shot out from the infamous "NoCox", I am just clearing the air by saying I do not have an open menu.

It is nice of NoCox / Sandy / Anna to sweeten my pot but that statement is very misleading.

Natasha.

**LongTom** · 02-01-14 10:36

Serenity has significantly reduced it's hours of service while simultaneously losing several of it's more... Friendly staff. Does anyone know what's happening? Good news, I believe for the remaining establishments in GR's "Northern Tier" but unfortunately limited choices always seem to drive down service and drive prices up.

**LongTom** · 02-01-14 10:21

Originally Posted by DjBiker [View Original Post]

Really dude stop it already, according to your previous post you been there and knew them all and how great it was now you post you just stopped in, stop the insanity. Wow!

Nocox, as has been noted, your review style calls into question your legitimacy. I've seen a few, though not all of the girls at Mystic and applaud their efforts (except for the upselling) and wish them well, but none of them rate a 10, at least not on the "Hot Bod" scale.

Certainly performance-wise YMMV and one man's trash may be another's treasure, making it difficult to critique your quality statements.

However, your reviews aren't helping me in any way and are probably hurting Mystic by turning off guys looking for an honest appraisal, whether you are a white knight or simply one of the girls, my advice would be to give it a break.

Tom.

**JMann3** · 02-01-14 10:01

Hey guys, just throwing this out there. From previous posts and other mongers, NoCox is actually a girl or even one of the massage therapist. Just trying to get business, last time they were talking bad about other therapists. So, their reports are NOT credible.

**Mr Cruzer** · 02-01-14 09:58

Looking at all the posts from Nocox, I think its obvious she is actually an employee of Mystic. Anyone reading just a few can see through her poorly disguised facade. We don't really need, or want, to read anymore of this nonsense.

**Tense** · 02-01-14 08:28

Originally Posted by Nocox [View Original Post]

I have went to Mystic Massage to test it out. The service was awesome. I believe her name is Sandy. She gave me a HE. And roaming allowed. She has long hair, brown eyes. I would give her a +10 average. Everything else ill keep to myself. I will repeat.

I am glad to see that Mystic Massage monitors this site. How about you stop posting and work on making some improvements ideas that have been posted on here.

**DjBiker** · 01-31-14 19:48

Originally Posted by Nocox [View Original Post]

I have went to Mystic Massage to test it out. The service was awesome. I believe her name is Sandy. She gave me a HE. And roaming allowed. She has long hair, brown eyes. I would give her a +10 average. Everything else ill keep to myself. I will repeat.

Really dude stop it already, according to your previous post you been there and knew them all and how great it was now you post you just stopped in, stop the insanity. Wow!

**Nocox** · 01-31-14 13:40

I have went to Mystic Massage to test it out. The service was awesome. I believe her name is Sandy. She gave me a HE. And roaming allowed. She has long hair, brown eyes. I would give her a +10 average. Everything else ill keep to myself. I will repeat.

**Durant** · 01-31-14 11:18

I am looking for a Chiropractors Office that offers a "Good" massage. My insurance covers massages if they are at a Chiropractors office so I thought why not. Or anyone know a real hot woman that massages at one?

**Libertine67** · 01-31-14 08:50

So is there a message parlor in Grand Rapids where a guy can actually obtain full service?

Seems all that I am reading says No there is Not.

If that is the case Lansing is full of Massage parlors that will make a man very happy.

**BigGuy357** · 01-30-14 23:12

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

Stopped in early evening. Drew Natalie. Young spinner covered in tattoos and some piercings.

Tight clothing and she looked hot.

I knew it was going to be an unhapppy ending right from the start when she tossed the towel over my butt to start the massage.

The 2nd or 3rd worse massage I ever paid for. She has no training or does not care to use it.

50 minutes into my hour she asks if I want a shower or hot towels. I said well isn't their the rest of the service. She said "well depends on the tip, I usually charge the same price as the massage for that".

I told her no thanks. I'd imagine she wants $200 to see her tits. Are there guys seriously paying $60 extra for HE? How dumb are they? For $120 total there's a few decent choices on BP for FS. Why the heck would I pay that for a 10 minute tug?

I'm all done with luck of the draw at Pacific. I get Holly, Kim or Tia or I walk out the door.

Maybe its time to check out the competition. I never had repeated poor or lack of service here in years until recently.

I have had some serious concerns myself. See previous posts. I've always enjoyed the massage from Tammy or Heidi. I've heard that Anita is back, but I haven't been able to schedule with her yet. Don't give up. Let Kit know who your preferences are. Maybe he'll get the message. I hope so. The place seems to be going downhill at an alarming pace.

**Monger01** · 01-30-14 22:09

Stopped in early evening. Drew Natalie. Young spinner covered in tattoos and some piercings.

Tight clothing and she looked hot.

I knew it was going to be an unhapppy ending right from the start when she tossed the towel over my butt to start the massage.

The 2nd or 3rd worse massage I ever paid for. She has no training or does not care to use it.

50 minutes into my hour she asks if I want a shower or hot towels. I said well isn't their the rest of the service. She said "well depends on the tip, I usually charge the same price as the massage for that".

I told her no thanks. I'd imagine she wants $200 to see her tits. Are there guys seriously paying $60 extra for HE? How dumb are they? For $120 total there's a few decent choices on BP for FS. Why the heck would I pay that for a 10 minute tug?

I'm all done with luck of the draw at Pacific. I get Holly, Kim or Tia or I walk out the door.

Maybe its time to check out the competition. I never had repeated poor or lack of service here in years until recently.