Massage Parlor Reports

[SaltyDog]

I love the wide variety of k and V FS joints in the OC (and lomita). The girls are hot and there is no fooling around, they know what to do.

However, every single K or V girl I've ever run into had big fake tits. I'd love one time to have a tiny spinner with tiny perky tits. Does this animal exist? I don't care if she is see, K or V, although I really like tiny little things.

Extra points if she offers a nice GFE.

Why you just don't call them puffies? It's the large areola with the puffies that I want.

[AsianPussy]

I love the wide variety of k and V FS joints in the OC (and lomita). The girls are hot and there is no fooling around, they know what to do.

However, every single K or V girl I've ever run into had big fake tits. I'd love one time to have a tiny spinner with tiny perky tits. Does this animal exist? I don't care if she is see, K or V, although I really like tiny little things.

Extra points if she offers a nice GFE.

[Sticker]

As my SO-free window of opportunity winds down, and I'm soon to resume domestic tranquility, I had a couple of explorative hours Sunday morning to find a golden triangle in which to unleash my spirit. One our forum's finest had intrigued me with his PM about a nice and good-valued chica up north, but that will have to be contemplated at a later date since I needed to hang local.

I had scheduled lunch with a former co-worker with whom mild flirtations is de rigeur, but although she is a cute, early 30's Asian spinner, we've known each other (and each other's SOs) for too long, so we just catch up every couple of months and share a few verbal sparks that will not likely ever ignite into something more.

Between that lunch and some ensuing Super Bowl commitments, I needed to unload my super balls in short order. So I headed over to the newly managed Little Spa, because AP reported that is has some of the former Jo Jie spinners in attendance. Little's BP ad said they opened at 10, but such was not the case. I figured maybe on Sundays it was 11, but since no one was answering their phone, I took a drive over to CandC. Mama said her Korean was busy and said I should try her Latina. I declined after she told me that said Latina was in her 30's (which probably meant 40's).

So back to Little Spa and at 11 am, still no movement or phone answered. Waited till 11:10 and bailed. Remembering my more-than-pleasurable time with June from Golden Day the week previous, and with my window slowly closing, I skeedaddled back to GD for round two. To my dismay, June was with someone else (that WH*RE!) Mamasan said she had a pretty Latina available, but my mindset yesterday was for Eastern cuisine, so I told her I'd try to make it in during the week.

Time evaporated, so it was time to haul my unfulfilled self to my other appointments. Between the drinks at lunch and the Super Bowl libations, I awoke yesterday morning with a rather substantial hangover. But I was now dead-set on finding an outlet for my southern frustrations, despite the fact that it was a work day and I was not feeling too perky. Figuring that I had built up a little too much baby batter from not realizing the dream on the previous day, I yanked one off before I climbed out of bed so I'the be able to longer enjoy whatever provider possibilities I could manage later in the day.

I called my tried-and-true Golden Day Massage and asked mamasan if Rose was available, who had come very highly recommended, but since she wasn't there, I went with AP's recommendation of Sujie. As I'the mentioned previously, it had been quite some time since I'the enjoyed the pleasures of a Japanese AMP girl, so despite my throbbing brain, I was more than eager.

When Sujie walked in and introduced herself, my brain wasn't the only thing that was throbbing. She is a very lovely MILF, with a slim bod adorned with very natural feeling manmades, and a bodacious personality to boot. We cut to the chase and she wasted no time in saying Hello, to my southern friends, using that nearly BBBJ technique with BLS and shaft licking. As she began to pop the coat on, which had been sequestered within her cheek, I asked her to wait, because I wanted some snack time.

She hesitated slightly, but then acquiesced. Apparently she's a little skittish about DATY. I unskittified her quickly, because my enchantment with DATY has helped me develop a strong skill set in this area over the years. She interrupted her soft moans with, "Ahhh, YOU know what you're doing!" Indeed. Her ensuing spaz attack was entertaining to say the least, and since she's one of those girls who gets hypersensitive after cumming, she needed a short break before it was time to Sticker.

She used her recovery time to orally return the favor, and then we started the regular romping. She has some good pelvic thrust abilities, so we were bumping and grinding nicely before I put her legs over my shoulders to begin hammer time. We both became rather vocal, but neither of us cared as we broke a sweat. Due to my Super Bowl induced brain fog, I was getting tired and decided to switch things up, poochy style. However, while she was getting in position, I lost a little chubbiness in the process. Just too much hooch the day prior, and I was hurting. So I took matters into my own hand for a couple of strokes, but then she said, "No, let me help." And help she did with that magic mouth of hers.

I was at attention in no time and buried to the hilt while enjoying the view. Had a little fun doing a circle dance on her starfish with my thumb while tapping her doggy, and no protestations on her part. Well, I had to get back to work, so I needed to get the job done soon, so I upped my RPM and nicely completed my mission.

At the outset of our visit, there had been no pretense of massage, but Sujie insisted on providing me with some post-coital stress release in the form of a very adept shoulder and head massage as I lay on my back. There was only about five minutes left on the clock, but she made the most of it. So although Sujie is not a young girl, and doesn't have the nearly flawless physique of her co-worker, June, it was a very nice way to break up my otherwise mundane Monday.

[Vanilla Shake]

Had a professional massage today. Wow, so relaxing. The only thing missing was the HE. If anyone has someone in one of these places that wouldn't mind some rub and tug on the side, I would love to hear from you via PM. Topless and pants around the ankles a bonus. Prostate massage and you're golden. I don't need FS. White MILF preferred.

[Rayle]

Hey there! I'm still active in the hobby but just not as adventurous as I used to be and really don't post much anymore. As for that place near JWA that was so awesome, it's been over two years since I've been there for a session. MMS went back to her homeland from what my confidant told me, and that she would be in touch upon her return. Have yet to hear from her and it's been probably about a year since I stopped in to say Hi. My ATF changes her phone number often so the last one I have is no good. I could find out where she is but I just don't really have the time these days and besides, I think it would be kind of awesome to just randomly have her walk into my room on one of my future excursions.

If I run across any 411, I'll be sure and pass it on to the guys I know that used to frequent this place.

- BM.

Malibu I remember this place well. Had a lot of fun there. My regular moved from there. I saw her a couple more times on the side but then she moved on as well. Have you heard anything from Bebe.

[Sticker]

I recently got a text from one of the hotty's at the former Jo Jie Spa. I was glad to hear from her so I booked over there right after work. They have moved into a place that's on the cross street Business Center Pkwy, just a few dozen meters away to the left from Rose 999. The new place is called "little spa" and its a pretty nice little spread. Its cleaner than the old place on GG Blvd, and all the hotty's were there: I got some time with the lovely brunette Vixen, and I also saw that Paris was there also. Look for the sign "Diamond Plaza" a 2 story building and you are right there. Enjoy...

Although I've never been to Little Spa, it's been around for awhile, and from what I'd read, it was more of a rub and tug place. So perhaps it's under new and improved management. Those former Jo Jie girls are more than easy on the eyes but, like Bedazzled babes, they were there to get the job done and call out the next number. That said, I never had the opportunity to visit Paris, and my Effel Tower still yearns to make her acquaintance.

I need to enter a parallel universe if I'm to realize these tasty opportunities while not infringing upon my regular life and bank account too severely.

All the best, Gents.

[Sticker]

Sueji (soo gee) at golden day. Awesome girl, easily a 10 if not 11 and a great fuck. Really good.

I think she works Monday or wed, call and ask if she is in.

Oh, the hindrances of the working man. I often work through lunch during the week, yet Sueji must be the perfect dessert. Maybe I just need to make a little more time for me. And her.

Thanks for the rec.

[AsianPussy]

As a relatively new, but verbose, contributor, I echo DB's sentiments. Nice detail, StageFright.


And if you cum across a hot JapaKorean and share the joy, I owe you one.

Sueji (soo gee) at golden day. Awesome girl, easily a 10 if not 11 and a great fuck. Really good.

I think she works Monday or wed, call and ask if she is in.

[PhineasPhreak]

If you look up info about Melody Spa you will find a mixed bag. But one thing I will say is that there are some incredibly beautiful girls working there. There is more than 1 girl there is absolutely gorgeous. Since they are a bit younger, maybe cautious since they have one foot out the door in this business, your mileage may vary. They seem to be mostly in their 20's, although like most shops they also have mature gals. But overall, they speak good English (they are probably college students) and service may be limited to just massage & rub, although many get the whole enchilada if trust is gained as a regular customer. I would say it is very rewarding to get acquainted with this store. However, it will certainly be an investment of time & money to be sure.

I really liked the selection at this place. The gorgeous Asian American chicks who speak native English are a lot of fun sometimes, however they may be a harder nut to crack compared to the FOB types. (Don't mean any offense with that, hehe) . It seems the girls here have grown up in California and went to college & high school locally. So, the communication factor is a bit better, and I can crack jokes and break the ice without the blank stare that I get from the milfy ESL types. Also, I am excited about the Jo Jie Spa girls being at a new place. Will look forward to checking it out. Thanks gentlemen.

[Stockholm]

I recently got a text from one of the hotty's at the former Jo Jie Spa. I was glad to hear from her so I booked over there right after work. They have moved into a place that's on the cross street Business Center Pkwy, just a few dozen meters away to the left from Rose 999. The new place is called "little spa" and its a pretty nice little spread. Its cleaner than the old place on GG Blvd, and all the hotty's were there: I got some time with the lovely brunette Vixen, and I also saw that Paris was there also. Look for the sign "Diamond Plaza" a 2 story building and you are right there. Enjoy...

[AstroSlide]

Hi all,

Been doing this for a few years and have been kind of learning on my own through trial and error......

This "Purple Rain" place always looked suspicious to me. Total bait and switch house. I am just waiting for a lawsuit from the Artist formerly Known as.

[TheJunior]

So...after doing some research and reading the reports from Sticker and Number Cruncher, I made my way to the location on Triton in LH. Yu Me took very nice care of me. I would say she is late 20's early 30's. I don't want to rate her face and body because everyone has different tastes but she is my type of Asian. Nice and small with long black hair.

Not much of a massage except to the area between my knees and waist. Lots of teasing and she made me happy on the flip. I typically am a bit of a gentlemen until I get to know my provider better so I only did a bit of roaming, all over clothes. Then she gave me a nice TS which she told me she only offers to nice guys who stay for at least an hour. I will repeat. .6 for the hour and .4 for the tip. Will repeat the next time I'm in town. She told me I was nice and would remember me.

On the way out there were three other younger girls waiting for customers.

[StageFright70]

Thanks Baggins.

Hoping to try another place soon. I will definitely report back. Hopefully a shorter and more positive post.

[Sticker]

Hi all,

Been doing this for a few years and have been kind of learning on my own through trial and error. I hope my experiences can help others. Been observing your the post and I am really loving this forum. This place is great, especially after rubmaps start to charge to view the info that we submitted for free. I digress.

Decided to finally sign up and contribute here. Not sure if I can keep up with Stickler, but will do my best. Any input is welcomed. I will share some past experiences and tips later. Right now I'm going to share my most current outing.

As a relatively new, but verbose, contributor, I echo DB's sentiments. Nice detail, StageFright.

I've yet to partake in the mysteries of Stanton, primarily because it appears through previous reports that rub & tub, perhaps with a table shower; perhaps with some add-on touchy feely and nursing; is the extent of the offerings. Once in a while that's fine for moi, but as I've recounted, my preference is the full she-bang with ample mutual snacking.

SF, you should have taken a deep breath and ventured forth into see&see in Anaheim. My feeling is that if a place has been busted in the past, like both they and their neighbors, United, have, but they're up and running again, they know how to play the game. I've been there twice in the past year and have enjoyed my time there immensely. Those experiences were prior to my taking the plunge as a forum contributor. One feline was more along the lines of my Golden Spa MILF that I reported on a couple of months ago. Mid-30's, slightly thicker but with milky skin. Ample Ccups, and a total GFE. Next time around was a mid-20's knockout, and although she allowed snacking, she was more mechanical. That said, I can still chub up just thinking about her 10 bod on which her special delights were highlighted by well-delineated tan lines. Both were Korean, but they do offer up Latin princesses as well.

Moving back to your experience, SF, if I hit up a place and mamasan, papasan, or thugasan is escorting me to a room where the walls don't hit the ceiling, or there's a window in the door, I do an about-face. I do appreciate my privacy. Also, don't worry about finding a towel to cover your southern soldier. It's not your fault if one's not provided and, in the unlikely scenario where a raid was unfolding, you can't get arrested for being nekkid and just telling LEO that you're there for a legit massage and nothing more. I don't even lie on my stomach starkers anymore. I just sit there in my birthday suit on the edge of the massage table facing the door with a semi, so when my provider comes to make my acquaintance, we're off to the races a bit sooner.

Good luck on your upcumming adventures. It's been my experience here that the Koreans provide the best full-on service, with some of the Latinas nearly equaling the GFE of their eastern sistas. Young Vietnamese, like the ones from the defunct Jo-Jie or at Bedazzled, can be gorgeous, but they usually charge more without the GFE.

Three of my ATFs were a hapa Korean-Japanese, which seems to be the perfect combo of looks and natural-born horniness. My theory is that if a Japanese and a Korean hooked up, two cultures with a history of profound animosity, there must have been some major sparks when baby girl was created, providing the future little AMP employee with a little extra fire in her DNA. But I haven't run across one of those in ages.

If you're interested in taking one for the team, SF, I suggest focusing your attention on Garden Grove and Anaheim, if you're sticking with OC, and maybe see if there are any promising Grand Openings that are not just repackaged places that have been here for years. Cross referencing their addresses on Rubmaps will confirm whether or not that is the case.

And if you cum across a hot JapaKorean and share the joy, I owe you one.

[Dildo Baggens]

Welcome Brother!

You just earned a golden hall pass! Never shall you have to put up with Those machinations again! Great effort for your first rant. Your musings should be show cased for all the newbies that wish to attain knowledge of the mongers rut.

Thanks for your story.

D. Baggens.

Hi all,

Been doing this for a few years and have been kind of learning on my own through trial and error. I hope my experiences can help others. Been observing your the post and I am really loving this forum. This place is great, especially after rubmaps start to charge to view the info that we submitted for free. I digress.
,

Decided to finally sign up and contribute here. Not sure if I can keep up with Stickler, but will do my best. Any input is welcomed. I will share some past experiences and tips later. Right now I'm going to share my most current outing.

So I had the day off yesterday and was in the mood for some special attention. Decided to head out around lunch time to the west OC (Anaheim, GG, Stanton, etc). That is best for me since I'm in east LBC. Can take streets or freeway from here and never takes more than 15 - 20 minutes travel. Getting ready to head to my usual place and thought what the hell, lets cruise and see if there is anything fresh out there. Drove by Harmony, dark. Not sure what is going on there. Saw Bedazzled across the street. Believe or not, I always thought it was a bead / craft store, ha ha. Haven't been, but was looking for something a little more GFE, and from the reviews it sounds to in and out. Drove by see&see, but still don't have the guts since the big publicity stunt of a bust about a year ago. Oh well, back to Beach Blvd. To my regular place.

I pull in the parking lot for Lovely (Beach, north of Cerritos, strip mall). The gals are real nice here, but that's for another post. I park and happen to be facing away from Lovely. I see the other three newer places and thought, "Maybe? There is Red Spa, Purple Rain, and Grace on the end. I remember bad reviews some where about Grace. Flipping through my phone and can't come up with much for RED or Purple. I saw a couple of reviews from some where else that said Purple had young energizer bunny types and thought that should be fun (probably their own review looking back). I also see the sign that says "Free Table Shower" at Purple. I thought since I have never had the chance to partake in a table shower that might be the something new I'm looking for. I get out, out of habit I almost went to Lovely. Should have trusted that instinct.

I walk up to the front door Purple Rain and there is this young Asian guy, thug wannabe, outside. Probably a nephew or boyfriend, whatever. I walk in and he comes in behind me then goes behind the counter, I almost laughed. He says "What do you want?" I say "1 hour" and drop the $60 on the counter. I figured hour would be good for the table shower and play time, I hate being rushed.

He lets me in and points to my room, and I tell him I'm hitting the restroom first. It's a habit of mine, better then having to go and get up in the middle of it all, plus I smoke so I like to wash my hands first. Just the polite thing to do. It is so dark near the restroom that I have to feel my way for the switch and such, but could have been my eyes adjusting too. Finish up and head to my room, place seems vacant, weird. From what I can see there are three massage rooms, restroom and reception. That is all, no table shower area insight. There is one back door, figured this is where the girls are at because I haven't seen one yet and maybe the table shower. Close the door, room looks nice. That is a little promising. Start to disrobe and notice there are only towels covering the table, not an extra one for me, strange. Now there is a rule if you all don't know, that the patron must have a towel on. That is kind of a defining point for LE. I know it gets tossed off, but it is still usually there. I see a rack of towel, assuming it is for the shower, but I grab one anyway. As I climb on the table I notice the walls for the room stop about two or three feet from the ceiling, hmmm, have to keep the noise down I think to myself.

I'm laying there on my stomach waiting and I hear the door open. I look over my shoulder and an average twenty something gal enters. Not bad, but nothing to turn heads either. After three times I can finally make out her name is Vicky. Thick accent and voice sounds like she might be deaf a bit, no matter. She does the usual, where do you work, where you from, etc. She starts to poke and pinch like she is checking to see if I am a piece of ripe produce and think to myself, it's one of those massages. Usually means the extras are good, usually. I'm laying there and start to think, where's my shower? Maybe after? We'll see. Then after three to four minutes she asks "What do you want? I tell her "Everything". Then I get the we don't do that, but she will give me a HJ for $60, okay, a little high but what the hell, when you try something new you have to be willing to gamble a bit. She tells me to flip and yanks the towel. Mind you, we have been going now no more than four or five minutes.

She starts to play with my junk, but it is nowhere ready. I like a little tease, tickle and show. Then she walks to the shelf then out the door. I'm thinking what the hell. Not only did she just leave, but left me there butt ass naked with the door open. I grab for a towel, but she comes back with a wash cloth. She begins to clean my junk, lot of work for a HJ. Then out again, door open, birthday suit, HELLO? In again. Out again. In again. Out again. I'm about to just grab my clothes when she comes back with a small bottle of lotion, never mind the Costco size jug of oil on the shelf. I'm confused and about to laugh at the lack of common sense and organization. She closes and locks the door. She starts to rub and oil me up, but with all the commotion and the cold draft from the door, my little guy isn't really in the mood yet. She gives me a look like I'm the one ruining the moment, really? I let her try her thing (I'm not really the type to walk out. I see it through good or bad). She tells me I can touch, since it is obvious that her fingers are not as magical as she thought. I do, but with jeans on it really is no treat and she was not going to part with them. I close my eyes, clear my mind, and try to make the best of it. She then starts to rub my chest and make that cooing sound, better. I finally get a bit of blood flowing because this is going to happen one way or another. I start to think of backpage ads and pornos, anything to make this happen. I'm going to get something out of my money. I get close and tell her so, but she looks confused. I flat out tell her I'm going to see*m, not really caring who hears. She gives me a blank look, but goes faster. Then I blow. She makes no attempt to aim, shield, catch, etc. It is all over me, her, the table, and the floor. Just missing my clothes on the chair. Oh well, I warned her.

She walks out again, leaving me there with the door open and covered in my aftermath. Damn girl, really! As I hear water running from her cleaning herself off, I grab a towel and start to clean myself up. Then she comes in with a COLD wash cloth and gives me a quick wipe once or twice across the boys, then asks if I want water to drink. That's it? I say no thank you and grab my stuff, realizing its only been about twenty minutes, but felt like a tortuous lifetime. I get dressed, throw her cash on the table, then head up front to see about getting some of my room money back for the hour. I get to the front and stand right next to the thug, on the backside of the counter, waiting for him to get off the phone. The same one that I was able to hear him talking with his "Homies" the whole time I was in the room. He ignores me. Really? WTF! I'm tempted to smash his phone and punch him in the neck. Ugh! Sometimes I wish I could be that up front and confrontational. I'm not really that way, just imagining what I wanted to do. I unlock the door myself and just go. Thought of walking over to Lovely, but was in to bad of a mood and $120 lighter on funds. I decide to just head home and have shower and a beer and cool off.

Afterwards, I started to think that this was maybe a brother and sister or boyfriend and girlfriend trying to milk us guys for what they can. Some kind of game going on here. Who knows.

I know that this is always a gamble. Hopefully my lose is your gain. Usually I find if it is a bad massage then the extras are better or the other way around. This was all around bad.

Avoid it like the plague! Just the lack of common curtsy is enough to keep me away, but I felt I was ripped off to boot. I mean, if your going to rip me off, at least make me think I enjoyed it and say thank you.

Feel free to critique, agree, disagree..Any suggestions I will try to correct on my next post.

May venture out again today if the funds and time allow. I like trying new places, so if you need a report, let me know which place. I don't mind being the guinea pig. I'll try to add to my list. There are just so many places and so little funds. Ha ha.

P.S. If you know of a place that has a good shower or jacuzzi experience for someone that has never tried, let me know. Also, looking for a good two girl experience. Every time I tried, one leaves when it is time for extras.