Massage Parlor Reports

[GymBagJim]

I never review without permission. I will not state falsehoods if requested by the lady in question. I will honor certain requests to omit certain activities that the lady does not offer to all. I will sometimes let the lady proof read in advance with the understanding that if she objects to anything and wishes it removed then I will not post a review at all. I have helped out many ladies with my reviews. They have told me so over and over. Joytoy told me recently that she is a "rock star" now because of my reviews of her last year. I am always glad to help.

[MikeInBrazil]

After all the great reports on this place, I decide to finally check it out myself. The location is pretty close to the old Ocean Spa, but it's kind of tucked away. I decided to do just the $100 30 min deal. When I got there the front lady told me only one was available, Patricia. I remember Patricia's photos because they were ALL over the ads that day. I know someone recently reviewed her and said she was a stunner, but I don't agree with that. IMO she's about a 5 maybe a 6, not a bad looking girl, but when your expecting a 10 from the ad, and she shows up, it's kind of a disappointment.

Overall, I would say this is an OK experience, not sure if I would do it again. Anyone know if ANY of the girls have accurate pics? Patricia was definitely not, and on my way out, I saw another girl. Totally forgot her name, but I would rate her as a 5 or 6 as well.

[Wowxld28]

"An American in PAriS". ...JaguarXF.

Thank you Jag! I didn't see her, but saw some of the other ladies! Awesome place.

[Wowxld28]

They have a great location, very secluded, in an office building...near John Young.

Had a great dream at PAS this afternoon $120 for the full hour with a tall Columbian with a great body. They are very clean and clean up after very well..Full menu and she was great at releasing my stress. I'm really nice so I tipped her $80. Total coin spent was $200+ but well worth it.

I can't wait until my next visit. I had my eye on another latina, very cute and fun sounding.

-wowxld.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I personally don't mind reviews but I don't like too much details in them. I prefer those to be sent via PM. If you find a gem and want to spread the word PM a few of your trusted buddies on here to get the word out. If I found a review, favorable or not, that someone wrote after I asked them not to I wouldn't be too happy. I would probably no longer see that person or anyone that came to me thru the review.

Just a little advice from the other side. Hope it helps.

Providers beg us to "check out our reviews", etc. In their ads. They talk about, "let's push the limits of our sensuality", "mind blowing", "mind altering", "toe curling pleasure", "explore your deepest passions" "highly reviewed" "we're #1 in reviews", "I will be mastering my art of seduction", "look up my reviews" and The Jag's personal favorite: "call me, ay Papi" (A recent ad by Essence, LLC hottie and one of my ATF's, Tatiana) in their ads. Yet, when a guy gives them a detailed review some gals get pissed. My advice to ALL providers: Tell your clients to NOT give a review if you don't want your Vag's described here on the Board. If you only want us to give you a basic review, then, that's fine. We as gentlemen will ALWAYS honor that request. However, there are some douchebags out there. So, if a guy fucks up and you personally KNOW who he is (not just that you "think" you MIGHT know who it is) AND you know for an irrefutable FACT that he was the one that described the mole on the medial side of your right labial lip, or, that you have Old Pumpers' (OP), or JagXF's, initials tattooed on your clitoris, then, yes, I agree that you should not see him anymore. Or, at the minimum, tell him that if he does it again that you will not see him anymore. But, remember ladies, that men cum RUNNING to see you after you get a favorable review; ESPECIALLY if those reviews are graphic and detailed. And ultimately ladies it is all about the coin, isn't it?? And ladies, we LOVE to give you our hard earned money.

Providers, you MUST ASSUME that every client reads and / or is a member of the Board, even if he says that he is not a member of any Board. Therefore, it is INCUMBENT upon you to tell your client before, or, after the session that you DO NOT want to be reviewed. Or, if you are reviewed, that you would like to have just the "basics" reviewed and not a Grey's Anatomy description of your reproductive organs. Providers you must also understand that there are guys that saw you and are pissed because you did not give them FS, BBBJ, BBACF, or, BBCF, etc. And because they are upset with you, these azzholes come on the Board and write a poor review of you, or, they may write a very detailed / graphic review in order to achieve "Board cred", if you will, even though they are fully aware that they are providing a completely false report. These men are low-level struggling hobbyists who will talk shit about you because of their own inadequacies, not realizing that the real reason for their lack of success is staring right back at them in the mirror.

Personally, and I trust my brethren will agree, I will NEVER give a review of any provider if she tells me that she does not want to be reviewed. That would be inconsiderate, selfish and disrespectful to the provider. And my number one rule is to show my providers unconditional RESPECT 100% of the time, without exception. Of course, if a provider asks me, I ALWAYS tell them that I am NOT a member of any Board and that I do NOT read any Board. The Jag always plays deaf, dumb and stupid. At my age, that's easy to do.

The sexy and stunning Soviet Natasha, at Luxsa, very politely and professionally asked me several months ago to only give basic reviews of her luscious and delicious Latina hotties after I had posted a detailed review of Tori (I'm pretty sure it was Tori). Natasha only had to ask me once. After an exchange of PM's, I promised her that I would never post a detailed review of any of her gals from now on. From that point forward, all of my Luxsa reviews have been generic, if you will.

The same thing applies with the sexy, seductive and sensual Lynn at I-8. Lynn very politely sent me a PM asking me not to give great details in my reviews of her ladies after I had given a detailed review of the insatiable Natalie and Jenna. Accordingly, I promised Lynn that I would never post a detailed review of her gals again and that I would only give basic details, as we move forward. I have held and will continue to hold to that paradigm.

Hugs and Jag kisses, ladies.

I will be seeing at least two of you gorgeous women this weekend.

Jaguar "ay Papi" XF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

"An American in PAriS". Here is another "bone" that I am tossing to my fellow hobbyists. Remember, sharing is caring. Enjoy gentlemen.

Keri-Morgan. I saw this same gal a few times at BMS (Blue Moon Spa) a little over one year ago before she was preggo (and please, no Daddy Jag jokes). She remembered me which was nice. Experienced hobbyists know about this lady. She has been around for at least 10 years. Late 30's, 5-7/140 lbs / bl / blue / decent size silicone breasts. MILF body: 9.25/10.Very sexy lady and really knows how to please a man. Keri looks likes that hot blonde Cheerleader we all wanted to bang back when we were in HS, but we never had the chance. (Keri actually looks so good now that she could be a Broncos MILF cheerleader if Peyton Manning / John Elway would let her). Gentleman, this woman is the essence of what a MILF should be, just like Jen (LMT) in Melbourne. Keri has an exceptional personality, disposition AND impeccable hygiene (that earned her immediate "cash back" bonus points from The Jag). She has smooth skin and soft hands. She has a nice small "sunburst" tat above her coccyx (no, I did not mis-spell "cervix".

Nude BTB with great roaming and teasing. Her hand technique is as good as there is in the biz. She expertly worked her sensual hands all over my freshly shaved sac and cock. After some sensual squeezing and teasing she mounted the table and we engaged in some intense nude BTB sensuality. Her lovely silicone breasts sliding all over my chest, stomach and cock. My pre-cum was providing excellent lube as she pushed my spasming prick between her firm tits for some Russian. Her beautiful blue eyes were mesmerizing as she looked at me while I shoved my cock towards her oscillating, probing tongue. We switched up to a 69 and there before me was one of the sweetest MILF asses and Vag's in the biz. I buried my face straight into her "triangle of lust" and began to feast. My nose buried against her brown puckered asshole. There was NO DATY (though, since she knew me from before, she let me get very, very close), NO BBBJ (only covered BJ) and NO FIV. Keri requires "saran wrap" for DATY (LOL).

Her neatly shaved vag had the perfect blend of a "natural", feminine MILF scent, along with just the right amount of muskiness, which filled the hungry Jag's nostrils with her "pleading" sex. I slurped, sucked, slobbered and slithered my probing tongue along the sides of her swollen clit while she fingered herself. She licked and teased my inner thighs and my balls along with an excellent CBJ until I was ready to blow my boiling "choad". But I wanted to fuck this hot MILF first. So, I got up, flipped her around and had her get on all fours on the table. Her "split" was a highly erotic work of art, if you will. The near perfectly sculpted contour of her MILF ass flesh descended deliciously, invitingly into her asshole and vaginal area. I placed both thumbs along her labia placed the index and middle fingers of both hands on the edge of her winking anus and simultaneously stretched open her asshole and wet vagina. Aaahhhhhh, ummm, Aaahhhhhh... What a fucking view! She moaned as she began rubbing her clit from behind. Her tender vaginal lips were exhorting, imploring my cock to stretch them open. The Jag was more than happy to oblige. Slowly, slowly, teasingly, I began to sink my twitching meat stick deep into her swollen wet vag. Her vaginal walls stretched wide as my decadent prick descended into the abyss of her tight, moist vagina. Her teeming vaginal glands were smearing their libidinous secretions all over my overly "engorged" prick. Indeed, it was just like the old days at BMS with her! Keri reached back and grabbed the base of my cock and guided me all the way in; Veins throbbing, muscles twitching. I grabbed her hips and began to pound her deliriously into oblivion while she tenderly, lasciviously massaged my sac. Keri arched her back, flexed her hips and slammed her hot ass repeatedly into my stiff cock. She talked dirty to me the entire time, saying every nasty thing she could imagine in order get me to cum. Indeed, the lovely Keri has a sultry, sexy MILF voice. We fucked so hard that I think I left finger bruises on her hips (if any of my brothers fucked her after I did and noticed finger bruises on her ass and hips, those are the "mark", if you will, of The Jag). Keri loves to be fucked hard while you hold her hips and she likes to be spanked. For the finish, I pulled my turgid, tortured prick out of her spasming vagina and. PM for more about the finish. (If I publically post about the finish and she reads this, it will blow my "cover".

Greek MAY be an option. Total Coin: 250. Will repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ews-35/9716741 http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ews-35/9716741.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Another stunning Latina that makes me become apoplectic with desire. Experienced cats knew her as Vanessa at MBS a few years ago. I saw her on several occasions at MBS. Camilla is the CEO at PAS. I have not had rub with her yet at PAS. But, I will soon. This post is basically a terse review of my past experiences with her at MBS.

I can tell you that Camilla is the real deal. She was reviewed here recently. Like nearly all Latina women, her number one goal is to please her man. It's that simple. Camilla is soft, curvy, sexy, accommodating and really performs an excellent rub. She really gets "into" her rub, if you will. Camilla will do everything she can to ensure that you leave PAS exhausted and "drained'. Gentlemen, you will be happy with Camilla in every way possible. You will NOT be disappointed. Expect the coin to be in the 200-300 range.

JaguarXF.

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[Member #4850]

So Monday night I took a little rendezvous to see my girl Tori at Essence Spa. (If you haven't seen my previous two posts on her check them out). I had a good time with her again, she never seems to let me down. I also want to mention there is a new girl here. She's a lighter skinned black woman and goes by the name of Briana. Tori introduced me to her, and she seems like a cute / shy / meek provider who APPEARED to me at the time I met her to resemble a woman in her late teens early 20's. According to Tori, she's 26. Not that it makes much of difference, but if you're into the shy / young girl look, then I think she's up your alley. And the icing on the cake is that she has braces. This definitely complements that shy girl look. She has an athletic body. Thicker bottom half (in relation to her upper body but certainly not "thick" nice full thighs and ass, but slender and in shape top half with small perky little tits. Great body as far as I could tell. I think I will be paying her a visit very soon. And FYI, Angie doesn't work here anymore. Briana is her replacement, I'm guessing. Savannah still is employed here though. Tatiana and Selena work here during the days, and the Tori / Briana work at night. I don't know when Savannah works. That's all folks! Stay Safe!

[Member #4850]

I think we can all agree that providers have different motivators that compel them to have sex with clients. From reading recent posts, (or just using common sense) the comprising motivators are: 1. Donation 2. Comfortability with client 3. Attraction to client 4. Cleanliness of client. Obviously, these "standard" comprising motivators have sub-categories. Being respectful to a provider will make her more comfortable with you and thus will be a sub-catoregory of Comfortability. Resembling an age or demographic that the provider is more content with, falls under Comfortability. Dressing nice, tidy and in business attire falls under Attraction. You guys get the picture. Now, in Jag's defense some providers may carry more weight (or all weight) with the Donation. The other factors may be futile or non-existent. I'm sure many of the girls you see walking the trail are ONLY / (maybe mostly) motivated by donation. That's not to say that some providers in the body-rub business are only motivated by Donations. Since these girls are generally middle-class women with values (as opposed to SW's) they tend to carry more weight on the other three categories: Comfortability, Attraction and Cleanliness. In Viamx's defense, he may have dealt with certain providers who carried little to no weight in reference to the Donation. Maybe being comfortable to the client was the dominating factor in determining whether or not she would sleep with a client. Different providers have different motivators. And few providers don't care to sleep with their clients at all.

On a different note, I do believe that only the Donation has the ability to DRASTICALLY change the providers other motivators. That's common sense. The donation is the only thing on this list that doesn't have a cap, so to speak. You can only be so clean, so attracted, and so comfortable to someone but you can always raise the price of your donation. So in a sense, the donation has the ability to lower a providers standards when it comes to the other categories. The amount to do that is contingent upon the provider. This is just my .02.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Have to TOTALLY disagree with that my man. Sometimes I have got much more than I expected and $$ have never been mentioned. It's all about how you interact with the girl, how respectful you are with her and how comfortable she is with you. That's how YMMV.

V.

Viamx and AO are both correct. We have ALL had providers that fucked us in our first visit or within a few visits, regardless of the total Jag coin. My PSA about being a complete gentlemen, clean, well manicured, ALWAYS respectful, courteous and ALWAYS ASKING before you touch a gal is a good code to hobby by. Unless, of course, she is so turned on by your Clint Eastwood, Kirk Douglas, Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck good looks that she just jumps up on the table and fucks you senseless on your first visit.

I have been regularly depositing my "egg seeking" semen into the fertile wombs (yes, yes, covered of course) of 5 or 6 UTR / LMT / Rub Gal providers over the past two months or so. Like Viamx said, you can FS a gal for relatively small coin. I pay 100-150 dollars per session with the gals I just mentioned. They love The Jag and The Jag loves them. But, sometimes like AO says you have to increase the coin to get what you want. Some gals will fuck you alright (even though they say in their BS ads that they are not FS): But it's going to cost you. And they will ONLY do it if they are very ATTRACTED to you.

JaguarXF.

[Viamx]

YMMV is a function of DONATION $, always has been and always will be.

Have to TOTALLY disagree with that my man. Sometimes I have got much more than I expected and $$ have never been mentioned. It's all about how you interact with the girl, how respectful you are with her and how comfortable she is with you. That's how YMMV.

V.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Haters will be haters. I believe Jag, I have seen many of the same non-Asian indies. The reviews are very accurate.

Indeed, my good brother Barolo and I have fucked many, many of the same providers over a period of at least 8 or 9 years. I have been hobbying for 11 years. He and I are in the same age demographic, if you will. We have great mutual respect and admiration for each other. The same goes for WhiskeySours. No one knows the game better than Barolo, or, WS. IMHO.

Barolo was even getting BBBJ's from a provider I was fucking for a whole year that I thought was UTR! She was one of the providers I spoke of in my recent PSA about providers that tell you they are not fucking anyone else but YOU. Then, of course we find out later that it was all lies.

Barolo, WS, AO, OriginalSin, DW, TexCobb, Montana77, BrevardNewbie and many, many other venerable SM's know as well as anyone else that YMMV with each provider. If guys are jealous and angry because another brother is banging a gal he couldn't even get a HE from, well then, that's just tough shit. Get over it brother and move on to the next provider.

As I said before, even The Jag gets turned down every now and then. I just simply take my Jag coin and move on to the next cock craving, semen starved cervix (s).

JaguarXF.

[AncientOne]

This PSA applies to SOME providers, but not all. This PSA is more for Rub Gals and LMT's that provide extras.

We hobbyists all know that YMMV with each of you lovely, sexy and oh so talented ladies. You will FS some clients and not others. It's all part of the game.

All of you know that we men are testosterone driven, lecherous creatures who think about pussy, what, 200 time a day, according to the sex experts? (Especially the married ones, LOL). ALL of you, who are experienced providers, know how to hustle us out of our hard earned money. You have your favorite clients and we have our favorite providers. For you to post here that you DO NOT provide FS, BBBJ, BBACF and / or BBCF, etc. Etc., for your ATF clients is, indeed, disingenuous, misleading and even borderlines on the paradigm of "unfair trade practices". I believe it is called: "Truth in advertising". You sexy ladies post your prurient ads, licentiously and decadently all over CL and BP. Your succulent, plump round, testicle tightening, soft and tender 100% feminine asses and breasts, are posted with your ads, begging us, even exhorting us, to fuck you (Note: all FS sessions are "non-health care related") into the next zip code, if you will (I actually believe I fucked Alexa and Emily at PAS into the next county, Keri into the microwave and Patricia into a sweet rendition of "ay Papi Jag, fuck me" All of us red-blooded men get turgid (erect) looking at your sumptuous ass pics. I (as I know other men have) have nearly "rubbed one out", if you will, on more than a few occasions while oozing pre-cum all over your edible ass pics. You gorgeous women know what turns us men on, indeed. That is the intent of your ads, correct? I believe they call that "wise marketing strategy". As a connoisseur of fine feminine asses, The Jag can tell you that he will NOT respond to an ad unless I can either see your ass, or, in Lindsey's (LMT), Jen's, (LMT) Jenna's (LMT) case, I can see enough of your ass, or, your facial bone structure to determine that you may have a nice ass, (anthropology 101) in order to make an educated guess as to whether or not I want fuck you.

I have publically addressed this issue in the past with other well-known and beautiful providers such as Hailey and JJ. I have also discussed this matter with about 6 other UTR rub gals, via back channel PM's. I have received a few PM's from two or three guys that have been hobbying a long time, but do NOT post on the Board much. These men have told me that they have had FS with several of the providers that I have reviewed here. These men, like me, paid big Jag coin to get FS from these providers. The details these esteemed brothers gave to me about these ladies lead me to believe that they were honest and truthful. Of course, there is no way to know for sure, absent a lie detector test and a face to face meeting with the provider. However, these gentlemen seemed worthy and I have to trust them at their word. We have ALL heard providers tell us: "Oh Jag, you are the ONLY client that I have sex with, I swear babycakes", only to find out later that it is a FUCKING lie. All of us brethren have been there. Truthfully, it really sucks when you think you have an ATF provider that is ONLY banging your brains out, only to find out that she REPEATEDLY lied straight to your face and that she is, in fact, fucking one or more of our fellow brethren. But, we, as mature men, understand that this hobby is a fucking business and as far as the providers are concerned, it is ALL about the coin. This is not a hobby for the faint of heart, or, for those men who tend to become "attached", if you will, to a provider. Doing so will likely bring you emotional heartache and disappointment.

As I have said before, publically and through back channel PM's: ALMOST every FUCKING provider has their price. It's as simple as that. True, some, but very few providers have never provided FS. There may be a few gals that DID provide FS but, are not doing so any longer. I would submit that a lot of men, including myself, unequivocally respect that. Regrettably, however, some providers post here saying that they do not provide FS, BBBJ and DATY, etc., when they know, IN FACT, that they are fucking AND / OR sucking one or two of their ATF clients for a MINIMUM of 200-400 dollars per orgasm / ejaculation.

So, please ladies, continue draining our ball sacs and bank accounts, but, do not post here stating that you are not FS when we all know that most (again, not all) of you do. Many of you gladly provide FS IF you are VERY attracted to your client AND the Jag coin is right. Personally, I love all of you beautiful and sensual ladies. The Jag has always been a complete and consummate gentleman to each and EVERY provider that I have ever had the pleasure to have seen. I have paid them very well, indeed, and I will continue to do so until I leave the hobby.

Accordingly, as long as I (and my esteemed hobbying brothers) have the requisite coin and as long as you are willing and able, we hobbyists will continue to go balls deep into your soft, tender, wet AND tight Vaginal flesh (covered as always).

Hugs, kisses, and loads of Jag jizz deep, deeper and finally balls deep into your cock craving, spermatozoa swallowing cervix (s).

Love always,

JaguarXF.

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I recently saw a body rub / massage provider who gave me exactly what I expected for my $. Conversation got around to USA guide and she said "oh that Jag is a real character and I love reading what he has to say on USA but he seemed to indicate that I fucked him and that is not true". WOAH..I just let it pass and would have let it pass on this board if not for Jag's post here specifically addressing this topic. I know from my past experiences that the almighty dollar will get most if not all massage girls naked (if they are not already during the massage) and fucking you and so therefore I let her lie hang out there and evaporate quickly. I have the cash but not the desire to purchase intercourse from these girls but those of us who have both the cash and desire will easily achieve the feat MOST of the time. YMMV is a function of DONATION $, always has been and always will be. VERY few exceptions to that rule. Happy hunting, safe hunting.

[Quasimodo45]

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DAMN AUTO CORRECT!

[Sillyolman]

I don't care if you don't like somebodies reviews. I don't like the Lifestyle Channel (who gives a shit about the Golden Girls) so I programmed my TV to skip it when I lived in the states. I didn't call the cable company to complain every time I surfed passed it, I removed it and solved the problem.

If you think you need a bullshit button for a particular member, just put them on your ignore list. I know you guys don't because you enjoy starting the fights. If you won't ignore them, then don't complain to me when you get an infraction for "calling them out" the single most USLESS idea ever.

Ignore them and read the guys you like.

I'm not trying to yell at you guys, I'm trying to tell you how to enjoy the forum more. I've been a member here for 12 years. On my personal account I have 30+ guys on my ignore list, and it grows every month. Life is too short to argue about anything on a pussy board. Use the time to find more pussy.

A2

I simply meant I would like a Bull Shit button. I was not commenting on a post or a poster. I have much better things to do with my time and energy than waste either getting into a pissing match with some clown on the internet. If you don't want one, cool. Not a big deal for me. I am sorry if I managed to upset you.

No worries brother, I don't take any of this shit personally.

A2