Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This PSA applies to SOME providers, but not all. This PSA is more for Rub Gals and LMT's that provide extras.

We hobbyists all know that YMMV with each of you lovely, sexy and oh so talented ladies. You will FS some clients and not others. It's all part of the game.

All of you know that we men are testosterone driven, lecherous creatures who think about pussy, what, 200 time a day, according to the sex experts? (Especially the married ones, LOL). ALL of you, who are experienced providers, know how to hustle us out of our hard earned money. You have your favorite clients and we have our favorite providers. For you to post here that you DO NOT provide FS, BBBJ, BBACF and / or BBCF, etc. Etc., for your ATF clients is, indeed, disingenuous, misleading and even borderlines on the paradigm of "unfair trade practices". I believe it is called: "Truth in advertising". You sexy ladies post your prurient ads, licentiously and decadently all over CL and BP. Your succulent, plump round, testicle tightening, soft and tender 100% feminine asses and breasts, are posted with your ads, begging us, even exhorting us, to fuck you (Note: all FS sessions are "non-health care related") into the next zip code, if you will (I actually believe I fucked Alexa and Emily at PAS into the next county, Keri into the microwave and Patricia into a sweet rendition of "ay Papi Jag, fuck me" All of us red-blooded men get turgid (erect) looking at your sumptuous ass pics. I (as I know other men have) have nearly "rubbed one out", if you will, on more than a few occasions while oozing pre-cum all over your edible ass pics. You gorgeous women know what turns us men on, indeed. That is the intent of your ads, correct? I believe they call that "wise marketing strategy". As a connoisseur of fine feminine asses, The Jag can tell you that he will NOT respond to an ad unless I can either see your ass, or, in Lindsey's (LMT), Jen's, (LMT) Jenna's (LMT) case, I can see enough of your ass, or, your facial bone structure to determine that you may have a nice ass, (anthropology 101) in order to make an educated guess as to whether or not I want fuck you.

I have publically addressed this issue in the past with other well-known and beautiful providers such as Hailey and JJ. I have also discussed this matter with about 6 other UTR rub gals, via back channel PM's. I have received a few PM's from two or three guys that have been hobbying a long time, but do NOT post on the Board much. These men have told me that they have had FS with several of the providers that I have reviewed here. These men, like me, paid big Jag coin to get FS from these providers. The details these esteemed brothers gave to me about these ladies lead me to believe that they were honest and truthful. Of course, there is no way to know for sure, absent a lie detector test and a face to face meeting with the provider. However, these gentlemen seemed worthy and I have to trust them at their word. We have ALL heard providers tell us: "Oh Jag, you are the ONLY client that I have sex with, I swear babycakes", only to find out later that it is a FUCKING lie. All of us brethren have been there. Truthfully, it really sucks when you think you have an ATF provider that is ONLY banging your brains out, only to find out that she REPEATEDLY lied straight to your face and that she is, in fact, fucking one or more of our fellow brethren. But, we, as mature men, understand that this hobby is a fucking business and as far as the providers are concerned, it is ALL about the coin. This is not a hobby for the faint of heart, or, for those men who tend to become "attached", if you will, to a provider. Doing so will likely bring you emotional heartache and disappointment.

As I have said before, publically and through back channel PM's: ALMOST every FUCKING provider has their price. It's as simple as that. True, some, but very few providers have never provided FS. There may be a few gals that DID provide FS but, are not doing so any longer. I would submit that a lot of men, including myself, unequivocally respect that. Regrettably, however, some providers post here saying that they do not provide FS, BBBJ and DATY, etc., when they know, IN FACT, that they are fucking AND / OR sucking one or two of their ATF clients for a MINIMUM of 200-400 dollars per orgasm / ejaculation.

So, please ladies, continue draining our ball sacs and bank accounts, but, do not post here stating that you are not FS when we all know that most (again, not all) of you do. Many of you gladly provide FS IF you are VERY attracted to your client AND the Jag coin is right. Personally, I love all of you beautiful and sensual ladies. The Jag has always been a complete and consummate gentleman to each and EVERY provider that I have ever had the pleasure to have seen. I have paid them very well, indeed, and I will continue to do so until I leave the hobby.

Accordingly, as long as I (and my esteemed hobbying brothers) have the requisite coin and as long as you are willing and able, we hobbyists will continue to go balls deep into your soft, tender, wet AND tight Vaginal flesh (covered as always).

Hugs, kisses, and loads of Jag jizz deep, deeper and finally balls deep into your cock craving, spermatozoa swallowing cervix (s).

Love always,

JaguarXF.

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[Presence]

Since I won't venture into a MP, I had the next best thing. A MP come to me. And that is exactly what Lindsey provided. A great massage performed inside my residence by a cute, friendly young woman. My back was wrecked prior to this session but her skilled hands soon changed that. 90 minutes later I was a new man. In the end I was happy, very HAPPY. Will definitely repeat.... http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9761558.

[Ccon66]

I saw her. She is chubby, more than pics indicate. Draping not required. However, she didn't get close to the privates. Not much teasing. No HE, although I didn't ask because she never hinted at it, even though she looks the part and is a nice, chatty gal. My guess is that extras might be available and there might be some good fun to be had with this one, but I just didn't push the envelope. One thing I will point out that is important. She uses some kind of gel that's a ***** to get off. That shit was still on me after two showers. Plus, the residue is all over my shower floor and I almost slipped and busted my ass because of it.

Will not repeat.

Also, if you look at her ad and then type her full name (its the first part of her gmail address) into BING, the results are ... Interesting.

[Gruglok]

I rolled the dice out of desperation due to aches and found Lisa, very nice lady.

If you need a serious massage and want to walk out feeling refreshed, this lady can do it. She knows how to use what she has and has strong little hands to give a great rub with a soft enough grip for the finale. I walked out 120 lighter but ready to take on the everyday bullshit without a care in the world.

Avoid the other lady that works there with long curly hair unless you enjoy variable personalities.

[Gruglok]

I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701..

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207

I'm guessing for anything other than a stroke or external humping she's asking 200-250 ? These prices are so inflated LOL. I'd seriously rather just see a less attractive girl with more service per $. MBS, Invigor8, both are / were weak on the Pussy Per Dollar.

[Sinko M]

Thank you for the amazing reviews!! I want to set something straight though. I DO NOT offer FS. I never have and never will. It is not an option on the nenu. If you hear different that person is lying. But anyways, thank you all for the correct accurate reviews. Muahhhh xoxo.

Welcome to the boards, McKenzie. Had a chance to see you and I was very happy I did. Go see her, people. I never had FS or claimed to have it with her, but even without that, she is well worth it.

[Sinko M]

Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl?

Let's see if I can take a stab...

COA. Cum on Ass.

COT. Cum on Tits.

BBACF. Bareback Ass Crack Fucking.

BBBL. Bareback Ball Licking.

[Mckenzie123]

Thank you for the amazing reviews!! I want to set something straight though. I DO NOT offer FS. I never have and never will. It is not an option on the nenu. If you hear different that person is lying. But anyways, thank you all for the correct accurate reviews. Muahhhh xoxo.

[Smgcma3434]

I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701..

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207

Can you send exact location link not working. Also where is Luxsa. I have just moved here full time.

Love your posts.

[GregCroston]

I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701..

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207

Can someone please PM me with the meanings of those abbreviations? I am having trouble finding their meaning. Or anyone that knows I would appreciate it.

[Member #4882]

Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl?

i will be brief (yes, the jag can be terse) with regard to jasmin. She is the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and i have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of bp links:

Jasmin at invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on obt just south of 1-4 that she shares with natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, i can't say for sure. Let me say that jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude btb. Lovely shaved vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. Coa, cot, mm, bbacf, bbbl, http://www.homepath.com/listing?listingid=41322516. Menu options are solid. Pm about fs, daty.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/bodyrubs...&image=9722701..

Jaguarxf.

http://orlando.backpage.com/bodyrubs/hola-31/9803207

[Xinyl]

They got some unwanted TV time and left town. What a loss!

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I was wondering if there was a news link or more details about what the media attention was that sent them away. Just curious.

[MikeInBrazil]

Don't worry about it. How will they know who posted the review? Unless you have a third nipple and post about it you are anonymous. Know what I mean?

LOL, totally agree, my post are normally short and sweet, I don't have the talent for writing long ass penthouseletter style reports.

[Luxsa123]

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I will be brief (yes, The Jag can be terse) with regard to Jasmin. She IS the gal in the photos. I have seen her before and I have her reviewed too. Jasmin is an excellent provider and a wonderful young woman. She is soft, sexy, caring, engaging and knows how to make you feel like a man. Here is my brief review of her with a couple of BP links:

Jasmin at Invigor8, but is now independent. Location is on OBT just south of 1-4 that she shares with Natalie. Late 20's early 30's. 5-4/120/ bl / blue. Nice breasts. Body: 7.5/10. Sweet, friendly and beautiful gal. Can't get into too much detail, otherwise it might blow my "cover", if you will. I don't think she has been reviewed here. But, I can't say for sure. Let me say that Jasmin is a lovely, sexy, sweet and caring woman. Nude BTB. Lovely shaved Vag. Roaming allowed. Likes to get spanked! She milked me to an awesome finish. COA, COT, MM, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Menu options are solid. PM about FS, DATY.

Will repeat. Total coin. 150. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9722701..

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hola-31/9803207