Massage Parlor Reports

[LikaTug]

I agree stay away unless you can turn off your hearing aid and like mediocre massages.

And she will baste you like a thanksgiving turkey. Honestly, the oil she lathers you with must cost half the .40 she charges...I had to climb in her mini-shower to get the crap off before going back to work. Avoid.

[HappyGuy1]

Don't go there unless you want an average massage, no looky, touchy or teasing and the worst part is her constant talking with a nails on the black board voice. It was quite possibly the worst massage experience I have ever endured...IMHO.

I agree stay away unless you can turn off your hearing aid and like mediocre massages.

[Rocketshot]

Does anyone have any info on Summer? Thanks.

Don't go there unless you want an average massage, no looky, touchy or teasing and the worst part is her constant talking with a nails on the black board voice. It was quite possibly the worst massage experience I have ever endured...IMHO.

[Gerry2753]

I could almost write a book about my experiences with Annie. At one time she would would drop her shorts and bend over even before I had my pants off. Had some wild times and usually dropped $.2 for the experience. Then should managed to get one of the customers to marry her. After that, she would only do a quick HJ and started getting pushy about money.

Told her I was done with her and have not gone back.

HogNose..How old is this Annie? I remember an ANNIE from a long time ago that was, then, fantastic, and I can't believe this is the same person.

[Hose Nose]

I could almost write a book about my experiences with Annie. At one time she would would drop her shorts and bend over even before I had my pants off. Had some wild times and usually dropped $.2 for the experience. Then should managed to get one of the customers to marry her. After that, she would only do a quick HJ and started getting pushy about money.

Told her I was done with her and have not gone back.

[Brad 243]

First I want to start by saying what my procedure is at these places. No matter what, when I go into the room I take the towel that is meant to cover me and I lay it down on the table so I can lay on the fresh new towel. It also makes the towel disappear. If the lady is not use to me she will be confused at first. Sometimes they find it and pull the towel out, sometimes they go get a new towel and sometimes they don't give a shit. I do this because it allows me to get a feel for what might happen.

Another thing to note is that I typically do not ask what their names are. I really don't care at all.

First place I will discuss is on Manchester. I have never seen an ad for the place but it is called New Peking Foot Massage. It's just East of the 141 on the South side of the street. I have been here 3 times and 2 of the experiences were pretty good. First two times I had a really good massage that ended with a happy HJ ending. I had to sell it the first time pretty hard but she obliged. This place does not have any doors, they have curtains but that does not bother me. I never even saw another person in the place either, I was always alone. On visit one and two I walked out with the lady and she punched a number in on the calculator and showed it to me. It said $50. Paid her the $50 and tipped her $30 and she did not complain at all. On the third visit I had a different girl do the massage because she was the only one there. Massage and ending were the same. However, when I left I was confronted with a huge difference. The number on the calculator she showed me was $140. I was like. EXCUSE ME? I explained that I always paid $50 and he said that I was mistaking this place for another place on Manchester and that I had never been there. I explained I only had $50 for massage and $30 for tip. She did NOT want me to leave. She told me to leave my watch or cell phone there while I went to the ATM to get more money. I basically said OK, let me go to my car and bring you my cell phone. Walked out and never looked back, nor will I go back there.

Second place is another foot massage place. I was driving by one day and saw it. Never seen an ad for the place but stopped in anyway. The place is on Forsyth just off I-170. Very similar to the other foot massage place. The rooms do not have doors, they have beaded drapes. The first time I went, one of the girls was flirting with me but she was leaving and I ended up getting a serious massage Nazzi. Didn't say one word. Did not let me roam at all. Every time I tried to touch her leg to feel the situation out she jumped backwards. FYI... I always roam and caress legs, but, etc just to see what I can get away with. 90% of the time the girls do not care at all. After this massage was over I paid the $50 house fee, tipped $20 and left. I wanted to go back and test the other girl. Glad I did. Her name is Wendy and she wants more clients. She tells me every time I go that she misses me and that it's only busy when I am there. She does a pretty good massage, teases a lot by playing with the boys, pinching my ass and even kissing my neck sometimes. On the flip she plays a lot with the cock but at first was hesitant to actually stroke it. I have seen her 4 times now and she lets you touch and roam quite a bit. I have gotten my hands to play with her kitty on one occasion but that was it. I always tip her $30 when I leave and she seems very happy about it.

New place on 5th Street in Saint Chuck. They have been advertising on CList. This place just North of I-70 on 5th. It's across from the Mobil Gas Station and behind Subway. Nice place with 3 rooms. I was told that 5 girls work there but when I went last Sat I only saw one. Her name was also Wendy. I thought she did a great deep tissue massage. She allowed me to go undraped but did not give me the happy ending I asked for. She said for me to do it myself, so I did. I think more is available here if we give it time. This place also DOES close the doors all the way when you are in the room.

I have others to report on but I'm tired of typing. Will update more later.

She is the big bate and Switch Bitxxh. I started tipping $30 myself a couple of time then she tried to get $120 out of me I paid and never went back.. What does the other girl look like. Annie a little cute -.

[Purry]

Does anyone have any info on Summer? Thanks.

[Lovethatbob]

The YGND service is very convenient, professional and the product is probably very consistent. Although my experience was pleasurable, I don't think I will repeat-definitely not with Simone. I don't think the value is there for 125. If any other mongers can weigh in to let me know if there are better girls in the fold, I may try another.

Good report, RS. I had the same experience with and conclusion about Simone, but it was last summer at her old place off 21. Not a repeat. Lake's other gals are better, and worth a try. While others have good things to say about Angel (including special added services), I found her distant and a bit abrupt. (Pay for an hour, but you're whisked out in 40 minutes?) Kendra (downtown) is the best among Lake's gals right now, IMHO, with Abby (Rock Hill) giving a great hour of service, too. Haven't tried Holly, but no reports on her have convinced me she's worth a shot either. There are 4 reports on T-E-are, but 3 appear to be by the same "clacker" interested in pumping her up. The most recent seems legit, and not entirely favorable for Holly. Any other reports known on Holly of YGND?

LTB.

[Rocketshot]

I have been reading the posts about their service for a while now and finally took the plunge yesterday. I called Lake around 11 am, requesting Simone in SoCo. I had read a nice review about her and the location was convenient. She got me a 1 pm appointment.

Simone's "private studio" is in a nice apartment complex off of Forder and Lemay Ferry and was easy to find. I showed up on time and she answered the door in a nice black skimpy robe that was opened up to reveal a sexy bra and thong thingy. Simone is pretty young, I would say mid to late twenties (that's young to me). She has black hair, brown eyes, pretty cute, a little pudgy and tanned ALL OVER. She took me to the bedroom where her table is set up next to the bed and told me to get comfortable while she gets "oiled up". I thought that was an interesting thing to say.

I assumed the position and she came back and started the massage. One note about her table that I didn't care for was that the area for your head / face was not covered and although it seemed clean, I didn't like having my face on the vinyl cover for all that time-probably just me but it didn't feel comfortable. I was a little disappointed in the massage. Not that I was expecting a real one but this was truly a rub with no pressure ever and most of the time done with one hand at a time. There was a little teasing prior to the flip but no titty rubbing on my back or legs. After about 25 minutes, she asks me to flip.

After the flip she rubs the legs for a few minutes and then goes for the goods. Simone does excel at this phase of the game. She has nice full breasts, although her nipples are really small. She lets you touch them while she goes Russian on you. She has a very nice touch and technique using hands and boobs so the finish was no problem for me.

The YGND service is very convenient, professional and the product is probably very consistent. Although my experience was pleasurable, I don't think I will repeat-definitely not with Simone. I don't think the value is there for 125. If any other mongers can weigh in to let me know if there are better girls in the fold, I may try another.

[QueNine]

Thanks QueNine. I didn't hit that place because it only advertised foot massage on the outside. And I read previously here somewhere that it was staffed by a dude.

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A Chinese dude is always there at the front. He just sits in the chair and watches Chinese soap operas on his iPhone. He either is clueless, retarded or knows what's going on and doesn't care. I think he massages old ladies feet.

[QueNine]

I don't understand; that Subway is in a strip mall built into the side of a hill. There is nothing "behind" it. I certainly can't find anything listed about that location in CL, searched for several different words hoping to come up with something. I'm not trying to be nitpicky, I'm just trying to understand. I drive by this twice everyday and have no idea where this is!

To clarify, if you are facing Subway it's to the right. You have to drive around the back and up the little hill.

[HesDeadJim]

New place on 5th Street in Saint Chuck. They have been advertising on CList. This place just North of I-70 on 5th. It's across from the Mobil Gas Station and behind Subway.

I don't understand; that Subway is in a strip mall built into the side of a hill. There is nothing "behind" it. I certainly can't find anything listed about that location in CL, searched for several different words hoping to come up with something. I'm not trying to be nitpicky, I'm just trying to understand. I drive by this twice everyday and have no idea where this is!

[LimpDick]

Good insight... I don't understand why they will put a finger up your pooter rather than yank your johnson... Must be something weird in the AMP training manual.

. Give it time.

[LimpDick]

Thanks QueNine. I didn't hit that place because it only advertised foot massage on the outside. And I read previously here somewhere that it was staffed by a dude. Unfortunately I think they are going to be more cautious now so I'll try to get over there asap. I think manchester and ballwin PD check this board after all the garbage evergreen went through.

One other note to the evergreen visit... The ladies breath smelled like a decaying corpse... It was very unpleasant.

The tucker's AMP girl also had bad breath...

The place in St Chuck I also hit. It looked like they were fixing up the rooms when I visited. I didn't enjoy my time there near as much as you. But I'm also not that forward.

Simone at YGND. Fantastic tits... Saw her when she was in soco in an apartment complex by hwy 55. I didn't really care for the HJ... She only used 2 fingers? She took direction well but I don't think I should have to give direction on a HJ LOL... She declined FS even tho I brought a cover. Any other questions PM me. I'm sure Lake reads this crap... I know angel does.

And finally... Hey admin... I haven't changed my nick since our last spat and I'm on 50 posts or so... Why ain't I a senior yet? :-the.

25 posts AND after six months. Though if you don't stop...writing...like this... and not capitalizing street... names it may ... never ... happen...

I have to fix that crap.

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[HesDeadJim]

QueNine, LimpDick and Whoadoggie.

Awesome info, thank you all.