Massage Parlor Reports

[SA2222]

I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.

So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.

Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151

I saw her. She is chubby, more than pics indicate. Draping not required. However, she didn't get close to the privates. Not much teasing. No HE, although I didn't ask because she never hinted at it, even though she looks the part and is a nice, chatty gal. My guess is that extras might be available and there might be some good fun to be had with this one, but I just didn't push the envelope. One thing I will point out that is important. She uses some kind of gel that's a ***** to get off. That shit was still on me after two showers. Plus, the residue is all over my shower floor and I almost slipped and busted my ass because of it.

Will not repeat.

[Rooster8802]

I remember when this forum was about real life.

[Steve Pope]

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

She's got a nasty attitude to go along with her filthy dirty apartment. I saw her when she was at her Lake Mary apartment. You can tell she probably was hott at 18 but ever since then its been straight downhill. Her present bitterness and anger reflects the past 12 years of hard decline. Great example of beauty fading but stupid being forever!

SP.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

So I am performing DATY on fairly well known young Latina provider (PM for more) when all of sudden, I feel a rush of sweet / sour / tangy Vag juice all over my tongue, lips, mouth, face and yes, even in my fucking eyes! WTF. It burned for a moment. (I guess Vag "flora" squirting" from a woman's "paraurethral ducts / Bartholin's Glands" does not mix with the intraocular fluid of the human eye). That has not happened to me since Cheyenne squirted all over my face during a hot DATY session at MBS last year.

I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, however. It is a real turn of getting a sexy babe to squirt all over your face.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.

So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.

Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151

[Eelectri]

Since my ATF fell under the weather I decided to visit my old time fav. Spa Serenety.

Met my old friend Asian Young hard body for an Hr session with a nice table shower and the massage was out f this world!

She took care of all my aches and left very happy.

Will try to go back when time allows.

Thanks again (you know who you r) .

Ee.

[AncientOne]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

Saw her years ago when she was off Fairbanks in Winter Park. One time visit because, as you so eloquently stated, "what's the point -they all just want the HE anyway attitude" turned me off. YMMV yes, but enthusiasm can't be taught!

[Kingforanight]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

[Bjceb]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

[Taster6969]

I went there the other day and saw the masseuse I think you are referring to at the front desk. When she told me she was the gal I politely declined the massage. I always ask who the masseuse is going to be and then make a judgement as whether to stay or whether to walk. On that occasion, I decided to walk and take the short drive to AGG. Glad I did by the sound of it.

V.

Had same experience no to long ago. Was greeted by an old ugly women who should be retired. Decided not to have the massage and left. Went to AGG and have a good experience with a young girl we had a lot of fun and worth the money. Gave 60 tip. T and see spa needs to hire new and much younger girls. Yuck yuck and two thumbs down for this place.

[Envelope 57]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Bjceb]

Stopped in here the other day. Pulled Lee a 30 something with big lungs. Terrible massage with plenty of teasing. Then came the upsell. What the hell is with the AMPs now. Real turnoff, almost left. After plenty of upsell and me not budging we did the standard .40 house fee and .40 tip, got a HE with no roaming and a terrible massage. With Flowers and sister location NT, the standard truth of the matter is that no matter how many times you go there, the only one worth the visit is Lucy!

Enjoy and stay safe.

[WalSTreet]

Hey guys. Posting from my phone. For some reason I can't log on from my laptop.

We may have a new place in Longwood.

Asians for You.

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407-XXX-9198.

Saw it on CL and BP.

Haven't been yet, just sharing the info.

[Quasimodo45]

She's baaaaack!

Yup. None other than our local 'rip it off' artist. Christina (Now known as Heather. Just what we always needed. Another crazy Heather).

Newbies. RTFF. Search for Christina. All will be revealed.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4285287521.html

[Viamx]

Decided to check out a totally new place and take a chance. Actually never seen the place before so even better. Very cute Chinese girl came to greet me and I was immediately impressed. Maybe a 9/10 on my scale. Established she was the masseuse and so I talked with her for a minute just to see how the land lied and quickly found out that she was not going to give me anything except a massage which on another day I might have accepted as she was pretty, but not today!

Drove a couple of blocks to the old Touch of Asia 2 and they wanted $90 for an hour and the girl did not appeal to me so that was no dice too. AGG were busy (I did think about Jasmine but decided that today might not be my day so maybe will save it up and try that Asian Flowers place tomorrow.

V.