Massage Parlor Reports

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Note: I posted this in the BP Reviews section last week, but, I know some guys only read the Massage Parlor Forum. So, this is for those guys who may not have ever been to Luxsa and are thinking about going there.

Natasha, sweetie, your stable of beauties are among the best, if not the best in Orlando. Luxsa is rapidly becoming one of my ATF's. Maybe even #1 after a few more visits. LOL I have seen Roxy, Tori (before they both moved away), Selena and Mulan several times. Your ladies are among the best in the biz. The Jag always leaves a very happy man. Their beauty is on a par with the best gals out there. I have seen them all (or, if not, then I will soon LOL). Your girls are sensual, sexy, sensitive, caring, compassionate and always makes The Jag feel as though he is special.

I saw Selena very recently and WOW what a beautiful girl she is. She is absolutely stunning! When she walks into a room, she commands attention. Her beautiful eyes, bright, wide and engaging smile always melts The Jag's heart. Selena is a consummate professional and is one of the sexiest and most sensual girls in the business. She gave me one of the best BTB I have ever had at Luxsa. The alluring Selena can squeeze, tease and please with the best of them. She is a real lady. The Jag Will definitely repeat.

Keep up the excellent work Natasha, my love. You are an articulate and intelligent woman. I also believe you possess excellent business acumen which will serve you well in your endeavors.

IMHO, I believe Luxsa is among the best Body Rub establishments in Orlando and ALL of Central Florida.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...d-1-24/9742100

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This forum is better than ever before. I'm sure there are individuals with agendas or full of shit like always, but if your experiences vary significantly from what you are reading; look at yourself in the mirror and think about your approach. I can vouch first hand that most of what you are reading from some of the top posters is 100% accurate.

And along with your excellent comments, my good sir, I felt it necessary to add this to your post for our hobbying brethren:

". You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.".

Albert Einstein.

". If you don't like something, change it. If you can change it, change your attitude.".

Maya Angelou.

Gentlemen,

I felt the need to post these quotes in a sincere attempt to help our hobbying brethren and to further corroborate Pbwardy02's seered comments above. The above quotes ring so very true in life as well as in our great hobby. YMMV, as has been said here in these forums, ad nauseum. Those gentlemen, who choose not to adhere to the rules of the "game", are hopelessly destined for abject failure. Conversely, those gentlemen who have learned the rules of the game have achieved success. Now, we know that success is "relative", if you will, based upon each hobbyist's perception / definition as to what they determine success to be. To some, a HE is success. To others, FS is success. And to our remaining brethren, anything between a HE, or, FS is success. We all know that some providers may be fucking one or two of their clients while the rest of us are left with table scraps, if you will. It is simply the nature of the business. We will never be able to fuck every provider (I am only talking about LMT's and Rub gals, NOT SW's, or, Escorts). So, please do not become embittered when you do not get what you are looking for (Yes, even The Jag has been turned down before). We must simply take the rejection in stride, get over it, and move on to the next provider. Do not be forlorn my good gents, for there are plenty of gals out there who are craving, thick veiny, cum spurting man meat.

Jealousy, vitriol, bitterness and the subsequent nefarious posts attacking a fellow Board members' review, has no place in this Forum. Certainly, a gentle rebuke or a clarification on a review is always welcome, provided that it is WARRANTED. Just don't call BS on someone's review because you failed to achieve success with that provider. Everyone suffers when you do that and exposes you as a jealous and bitter hobbyist and can unjustifiably impugn the integrity of the gentleman that posted an honest review: Instead, PM the author of the post BEFORE you go public with your comments and ask him about his review. You can even ask him specific questions about that provider that only a hobbyist that had actually seen her would honestly know the answer to. Then, if you still have doubts about the authenticity / veracity of his review, and you possess an ABIDING confidence that he was FOS in his review, then, post your corrective suspicions publically and let the Board decide.

Now, let's enjoy the hobby together gentlemen and keep the vitriol in a used condom, where it belongs.

JaguarXF.

[Sex Xes]

Dreamed of a visit to Sun spa in Oakland the other day. Met Danny a new masseuse at sun spa. She is much better looking than the other ladies I have seen there. She's not a young hardbody, but she is the best I've seen West of Orlando. She gave an excellent hard massage. A lot of roaming was allowed, did not ask for nor mention a donation before the end of the massage. Not bringing up the tip during the massage earned her a little bit extra from me. Left extremely happy.

I will definitely dream of Danny at Sun Spa again.

They offer cheaper rates on Sundays which means they are crowded on Sunday. It wasn't crowded when I went during the weekday and their rates are quite reasonable.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...4-8188/9748031

[Pbwardy02]

I remember when this forum was about real life.

This forum is better than ever before. I'm sure there are individuals with agendas or full of shit like always, but if your experiences vary significantly from what you are reading; look at yourself in the mirror and think about your approach. I can vouch first hand that most of what you are reading from some of the top posters is 100% accurate.

[Member #6038]

Hey guys. Posting from my phone. For some reason I can't log on from my laptop.

We may have a new place in Longwood.

Asians for You.

[DeletedbyAdmin]

407-XXX-9198.

Saw it on CL and BP.

Haven't been yet, just sharing the info.

Same team as on Horatio just a sister location. Note that their ads generally run back to back. Went once to confirm. Nothing to get excited about.

[SA2222]

I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.

So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.

Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151

I saw her. She is chubby, more than pics indicate. Draping not required. However, she didn't get close to the privates. Not much teasing. No HE, although I didn't ask because she never hinted at it, even though she looks the part and is a nice, chatty gal. My guess is that extras might be available and there might be some good fun to be had with this one, but I just didn't push the envelope. One thing I will point out that is important. She uses some kind of gel that's a ***** to get off. That shit was still on me after two showers. Plus, the residue is all over my shower floor and I almost slipped and busted my ass because of it.

Will not repeat.

[Rooster8802]

I remember when this forum was about real life.

[Steve Pope]

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

She's got a nasty attitude to go along with her filthy dirty apartment. I saw her when she was at her Lake Mary apartment. You can tell she probably was hott at 18 but ever since then its been straight downhill. Her present bitterness and anger reflects the past 12 years of hard decline. Great example of beauty fading but stupid being forever!

SP.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

So I am performing DATY on fairly well known young Latina provider (PM for more) when all of sudden, I feel a rush of sweet / sour / tangy Vag juice all over my tongue, lips, mouth, face and yes, even in my fucking eyes! WTF. It burned for a moment. (I guess Vag "flora" squirting" from a woman's "paraurethral ducts / Bartholin's Glands" does not mix with the intraocular fluid of the human eye). That has not happened to me since Cheyenne squirted all over my face during a hot DATY session at MBS last year.

I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, however. It is a real turn of getting a sexy babe to squirt all over your face.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I called her very recently. (I was notified that this ad was posted on Sunday, 1-12-2014. She looks pretty fucking hot. WOW! Check out those hips! Indeed, sweetie, The Jag loves a woman with big curvy hips and a nice, plump, soft (yet firm) bubble ass. Soft, smooth, feminine stomach with just a touch of feminine fat that sensually accentuates a woman's sexual "aura", if you will. Look at her gents. Nice titties, too. As you know, young, tender, soft, sweet co-ed type Vag is always the best.

So, I spoke to her for about 10 minutes. She was very, very sweet on the phone and sounded oh, so fucking sexy. Lindsey said draping is OPTIONAL, gentlemen. (YES. Thank You God! I got a little backstory from her as well. PM.

Of course, if anyone has already seen this sexy young co-ed. Please, opine.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...&image=9768151

[Eelectri]

Since my ATF fell under the weather I decided to visit my old time fav. Spa Serenety.

Met my old friend Asian Young hard body for an Hr session with a nice table shower and the massage was out f this world!

She took care of all my aches and left very happy.

Will try to go back when time allows.

Thanks again (you know who you r) .

Ee.

[AncientOne]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

Saw her years ago when she was off Fairbanks in Winter Park. One time visit because, as you so eloquently stated, "what's the point -they all just want the HE anyway attitude" turned me off. YMMV yes, but enthusiasm can't be taught!

[Kingforanight]

I went and saw the other Heather listed on the "legit" massage side BP. I think it was pretty much like all the other reviews stated. She was probably a legit LMT at some point and probably did have training for it but you can't help but get the feel that she's become jaded after all the years and now doesn't enjoy her work. I don't think she tries at the massage any more because of a "What's the point? - they all just want the HE anyway" attitude. All the pieces are there for a good time but the lack of interest just makes it not worth repeating. As always, YMMV.

http://daytona.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398

FWIW, I have to agree with the posters below about the other Heather / Christina. Stay away.

[Bjceb]

I saw Christina a few years ago. The massage was weak and forgetful. Brother Quasimodo speaks the truth.

Yes, don't waste your time with this gal. You would be better of throwing money in the wind. I saw her years ago, and her massage was horrible, place was filthy and when I needed to use the bathroom and at first she denied me and acted like I was acting like I was asking for a million dollars and then reluctanly agreed when I told her I was leaving. I don't ever have a problem getting a legit massage, but when you are BS and call it reiki and esalen and use that as an excuse to put no effort at all then you get what you deserve, no customers!

Stay Safe and have fun.

[Taster6969]

I went there the other day and saw the masseuse I think you are referring to at the front desk. When she told me she was the gal I politely declined the massage. I always ask who the masseuse is going to be and then make a judgement as whether to stay or whether to walk. On that occasion, I decided to walk and take the short drive to AGG. Glad I did by the sound of it.

V.

Had same experience no to long ago. Was greeted by an old ugly women who should be retired. Decided not to have the massage and left. Went to AGG and have a good experience with a young girl we had a lot of fun and worth the money. Gave 60 tip. T and see spa needs to hire new and much younger girls. Yuck yuck and two thumbs down for this place.