Massage Parlor Reports

**OldDawg** · 01-11-14 20:13

Originally Posted by Dayplaywithu [View Original Post]

Wow, Dawg...that is amazing...do you still see her?

I don't still see her, but I wish like hell I could. I figured finding another favorite was the least I could do for her not ratting me out. She is beyond hot, but it would be a little wierd to get a handjob from my sisters gf. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

**QueNine** · 01-11-14 14:54

Originally Posted by SlyMan123 [View Original Post]

Sorry been gone for a while and taking a bit of a break. Has anyone checked out Massage Miracle over in St. Charles? Came off 70 and seen that the place just opened recently. I know all AMPs in the area have been a bust but I was hoping maybe this one might be a little different.

Side note visited the place by the airport a couple of months ago and they had a new girl there. I only knew of one girl who was working there prior to that and it was not her. She was okay. Name started with an S. Older Asian woman but had one of the biggest turn offs for me. Really bad teeth. Massage was decent and went to the deed without even asking a price. Did a wonderful job there. Seen that they had an add for new girls. I tried to give them a call today and the number was disconnected. Anyone know of what may have happened? Also how many girls are working there? Thanks and stay safe.

Sly.

I'm sure I will be disappointed but I'm going to check it out. I called and asked a few questions. $49 for 1 hour and they DO close the doors all the way... So she told me on the phone anyway.

**Chet Font** · 01-11-14 14:16

Originally Posted by Apadravya [View Original Post]

If you find yourself pounding a tranny, do a reach around and you can pretend you're going all the way thru

Thanks for sharing your experience and wisdom with us.

**Funman1775** · 01-11-14 11:38

Originally Posted by RubDowninstl [View Original Post]

I have an appointment today at 11 am. Posts on CL under beauty and works out of her house in imperial. Has anyone been to see her? I will post my experience later today. Good Luck out there and be safe.

/ older bbw gave good massage showed tatas and release.YMMV...talked a lot had outcall probably would not repeat. Stay safe out there.

**Brad 243** · 01-11-14 10:56

Originally Posted by ChetFont [View Original Post]

You are correct, Brad. They are supposed to keep the fucking doors closed. They are also supposed to keep records of their clients, wash their hands before they touch you and display their licenses with photos. Background checks are supposed to be run and the girls are supposed to be fingerprinted. Most of these girls don't understand English so they could be written up for at least 3 or 4 violations. If you want to prove your point to the STUPID fuck you talked to, file a WRITTEN complaint with the Division of Professional Registration / Board of Therapeutic Massage.

http://pr.mo.gov/boards/375-0195.pdf

"6) When providing massage therapy a Licensee shall: (A) Provide privacy for the client while the Client is dressing, undressing, and during the Massage.".

http://www.sos.mo.gov/adrules/csr/cu.../20c2197-3.pdf

I guess Jan. Doesn't appreciate your research. The door being cracked opened is almost kin to having a camera in there and a real violation of privacy. It's truly ridicules. I don't believe throwing one regulation at these a holes is going to hurt anything. After all what goes on behind the door stays behind the door.

One for the record book was the place that had windows on the doors with curtains so they I guess could peep in and see what may be going on. A real brain child came up with that one. I say send them all back to LA and give back rubs to folks who are stuck in traffic.

**RubDowninstl** · 01-11-14 09:02

I have an appointment today at 11 am. Posts on CL under beauty and works out of her house in imperial. Has anyone been to see her? I will post my experience later today. Good Luck out there and be safe.

**Chet Font** · 01-11-14 03:16

Originally Posted by Jannisary [View Original Post]

LMAO! So what do the regulations say about giving out hand jobs or those other "extras" you're wanting these ladies to perform? It is hilarious that you cite professional regulations on one hand while hoping they use their other hand to break the law in your favor.

The only reason all those strip-mall-blueballs-teaser-massagee parlors along Manchester keep the room doors open is because they're afraid the girls will be doing the secret handshake if they see a picture of General Grant. LOL.

**Jannisary** · 01-11-14 02:54

Originally Posted by ChetFont [View Original Post]

You are correct, Brad. They are supposed to keep the fucking doors closed. They are also supposed to keep records of their clients, wash their hands before they touch you and display their licenses with photos. Background checks are supposed to be run and the girls are supposed to be fingerprinted. Most of these girls don't understand English so they could be written up for at least 3 or 4 violations. If you want to prove your point to the STUPID fuck you talked to, file a WRITTEN complaint with the Division of Professional Registration / Board of Therapeutic Massage.

http://pr.mo.gov/boards/375-0195.pdf

"6) When providing massage therapy a Licensee shall: (A) Provide privacy for the client while the Client is dressing, undressing, and during the Massage.".

http://www.sos.mo.gov/adrules/csr/cu.../20c2197-3.pdf

LMAO! So what do the regulations say about giving out hand jobs or those other "extras" you're wanting these ladies to perform? It is hilarious that you cite professional regulations on one hand while hoping they use their other hand to break the law in your favor.

**Chet Font** · 01-11-14 02:52

Originally Posted by Apadravya [View Original Post]

Where I come from, snitches get stitches for being punk bitches. Don't like how a place operates, don't FUCKing spend your money there. Getting the government / cops etc involved is a ***** ass move. IMO.

Apparently you don't know the difference between a state agency that regulates professional licenses and a local police jurisdiction.

**Apadravya** · 01-11-14 01:56

Where I come from, snitches get stitches for being punk bitches. Don't like how a place operates, don't FUCKing spend your money there. Getting the government / cops etc involved is a ***** ass move. IMO.

Originally Posted by ChetFont [View Original Post]

You are correct, Brad. They are supposed to keep the fucking doors closed. They are also supposed to keep records of their clients, wash their hands before they touch you and display their licenses with photos. Background checks are supposed to be run and the girls are supposed to be fingerprinted. Most of these girls don't understand English so they could be written up for at least 3 or 4 violations. If you want to prove your point to the STUPID fuck you talked to, file a WRITTEN complaint with the Division of Professional Registration / Board of Therapeutic Massage.

http://pr.mo.gov/boards/375-0195.pdf

"6) When providing massage therapy a Licensee shall: (A) Provide privacy for the client while the Client is dressing, undressing, and during the Massage.".

http://www.sos.mo.gov/adrules/csr/cu.../20c2197-3.pdf

**SlyMan123** · 01-10-14 19:02

Sorry been gone for a while and taking a bit of a break. Has anyone checked out Massage Miracle over in St. Charles? Came off 70 and seen that the place just opened recently. I know all AMPs in the area have been a bust but I was hoping maybe this one might be a little different.

Side note visited the place by the airport a couple of months ago and they had a new girl there. I only knew of one girl who was working there prior to that and it was not her. She was okay. Name started with an S. Older Asian woman but had one of the biggest turn offs for me. Really bad teeth. Massage was decent and went to the deed without even asking a price. Did a wonderful job there. Seen that they had an add for new girls. I tried to give them a call today and the number was disconnected. Anyone know of what may have happened? Also how many girls are working there? Thanks and stay safe.

Sly.

**Chet Font** · 01-10-14 17:02

Originally Posted by Brad243 [View Original Post]

I spoke to a guy on the phone and told him I would book if they closed the door all the way while I am getting a massage. He said it is closed all the way when I'm undressing but when the massage starts that the City requires that they LEAVE IT CRACKED?

I told him this is a invasion of privacy and it is illegal. He said he would check with his attorney about that. What am I missing here?? I'd like to see this law in writing. GEE do all therapist in this municipality have to abide by this?? I think not / WACKYYYY WAYS of Asian's in the USA.........

You are correct, Brad. They are supposed to keep the fucking doors closed. They are also supposed to keep records of their clients, wash their hands before they touch you and display their licenses with photos. Background checks are supposed to be run and the girls are supposed to be fingerprinted. Most of these girls don't understand English so they could be written up for at least 3 or 4 violations. If you want to prove your point to the STUPID fuck you talked to, file a WRITTEN complaint with the Division of Professional Registration / Board of Therapeutic Massage.

http://pr.mo.gov/boards/375-0195.pdf

"6) When providing massage therapy a Licensee shall: (A) Provide privacy for the client while the Client is dressing, undressing, and during the Massage.".

http://www.sos.mo.gov/adrules/csr/cu.../20c2197-3.pdf

**Dayplaywithu** · 01-10-14 17:00

Originally Posted by OldDawg [View Original Post]

I'm so tired of girls giving shitty service and saying it's because they "bat for the other team " I know for a fact that one of lakes long time girls is gay, but she is my ATF, because she really gets into you, does a stellar impression of a first class Cock Worshipper, and takes pride in her work.

How do I know? I went over to fix my sisters oven about a year ago, and she was there, my sisters new gf. I almost ran out the door, but she was a pro, never breathed a word of it.

Thank Christ!!

Wow, Dawg...that is amazing...do you still see her?

**LuvBoobies** · 01-10-14 15:23

Originally Posted by OldDawg [View Original Post]

I'm so tired of girls giving shitty service and saying it's because they "bat for the other team " I know for a fact that one of lakes long time girls is gay, but she is my ATF, because she really gets into you, does a stellar impression of a first class Cock Worshipper, and takes pride in her work.

How do I know? I went over to fix my sisters oven about a year ago, and she was there, my sisters new gf. I almost ran out the door, but she was a pro, never breathed a word of it.

Thank Christ!!

That sir is awesome!

**OldDawg** · 01-10-14 14:27

Originally Posted by StlRambler [View Original Post]

I have had some very good times with Vicky and recommend her. True she is older and plain but so am I. Ha.

Cindy can go piss up a rope. I know I know, she bats for the other team. Most of the ladies I've visited through the years probably like women better when it got.

Right down to it. They still could show you a great time and that's why they were in the biz that their in. Just say'and.

Rambler.

I'm so tired of girls giving shitty service and saying it's because they "bat for the other team " I know for a fact that one of lakes long time girls is gay, but she is my ATF, because she really gets into you, does a stellar impression of a first class Cock Worshipper, and takes pride in her work.

How do I know? I went over to fix my sisters oven about a year ago, and she was there, my sisters new gf. I almost ran out the door, but she was a pro, never breathed a word of it.

Thank Christ!!