Massage Parlor Reports

[Jordang]

I haven't see anything on the forum but just noticed it for the first time as I took an unusual route home from work. Ill likely TOFTT if no one has any insights as it would be super convenient for me if it works out and if not it seems like a legit massage at the worst for a good price.

But if anyone has been and has feedback to save me some money before this weekend, please let me / us know!

[Dazhiba]

You have obviously not been to Asia where negotiating is an expected part of every business transaction. You have to learn to play the game and not let it bother you.

IMHO if you can relax and have some fun with it, you will enjoy yourself more.

Daz.

Decided as a change from AGG to try Shangri La again where there was no dice when I was last there. After paying the $80 door fee I was shown to the room by the front desk girl (nothing to report) and in walked Michelle, quite slim body, 25 ish but a little too many tats for my liking. I asked for the TS and let her know I had been there before as I remembered something quite significant about the TS room! She washed everything but only just adequately and then we moved back to the room for the massage. I must admit, I was enjoying the massage and was getting used to the fact this was going nowhere and, just like last time, the massage would be good but that would be that. Things then suddenly changed and she became a lot more friendly. I am really not sure why! BUT that was when the negotiations started. I absolutely HATE that. Agreed on a standard but she was not happy with the standard tip. Gave me some story about her not getting paid at all for the massage and the house takes it all. Oh really? I have got to know a few girls over here and whilst I accept they do not get the whole house fee I don't know of any who get NONE of it. So, that rather wrecked the experience. I'd only rate the experience as so so, and I do not think there was any more to be had. Personally, I would not repeat mainly because of the negotiations.

V.

[Viamx]

Decided as a change from AGG to try Shangri La again where there was no dice when I was last there. After paying the $80 door fee I was shown to the room by the front desk girl (nothing to report) and in walked Michelle, quite slim body, 25 ish but a little too many tats for my liking. I asked for the TS and let her know I had been there before as I remembered something quite significant about the TS room! She washed everything but only just adequately and then we moved back to the room for the massage. I must admit, I was enjoying the massage and was getting used to the fact this was going nowhere and, just like last time, the massage would be good but that would be that. Things then suddenly changed and she became a lot more friendly. I am really not sure why! BUT that was when the negotiations started. I absolutely HATE that. Agreed on a standard but she was not happy with the standard tip. Gave me some story about her not getting paid at all for the massage and the house takes it all. Oh really? I have got to know a few girls over here and whilst I accept they do not get the whole house fee I don't know of any who get NONE of it. So, that rather wrecked the experience. I'd only rate the experience as so so, and I do not think there was any more to be had. Personally, I would not repeat mainly because of the negotiations.

V.

[FlaFisher1]

I had taken a break from the AMP scene for a little while but after a tension filled day I needed some relief. Had read a couple of mixed reviews about this place but it was close by and thought I would give it a shot. Entrance is not the greatest as there is alot of people around. Lobby looked clean as did the rooms. I was greeted by a 30 something spinner but had some messed up teeth. Too thin for my taste but it seemed that she was the only one there and so I gave her a shot. Asked for strong massage and it was medium at best. Roaming was not an issue and actually added a little heavy breathing / moaning as my hands hit certain spots. Ending was not the worst ever but far from the best. Asked for .40 to make sure I left happy but .6 topless. Paid the .6 and felt scammed by the heavily padded bra because when the girls were exposed there was a couple of mosquito bites. Massage 5/10 body 5/10 ending 6/10. Not likely to repeat.

[Ftguy68]

So I took a trip over to Park Ave Spa the other day and left feeling just meh about the place. Alexa is the only one that is truly represented by her photo, well when she's using her actual photos. Emily has major acne scaring all over her face, but the body is pretty close to the photos. Then there is Patricia. Cute girl, but clothing strategically hides the small yet there baby fat. With that said, took the half hour, they advertise a flat rate. LOL sure it's a flat rate. Of course there's a total up sell. Each article of clothing removed is an additional fee, not to mention there was one option of release. Just not worth it to me. Massage sucked, actually there was no attempt at a massage, just lotion smearing all over your body. Nothing great, nothing worth writing home about. Took a try, would not go back at all.

[Bass007]

Located on JYP. Door fee dropped from 80 to 70 for hr. BUT ts was +20. Did not pay it. Girl was cute, massage good, standard HE but little roaming. Left 40 tip and was told she wanted 80! No way unless a lot more is offered. Will not repeat. AGG is much better value.

[WalSTreet]

Saw Savannah today at the Essence spa off of Hoffner. And let me say WOW! Great hands, great personality, and an amazing body! I'm not lying when I say she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen at a spa. Totally worth it! You all should check her out.

Hey. What address is this place? Or a link? PM me if you like. Thanks!

[Outdoorsman]

This has been one of my go to places over the years. Good management and dollar for dollar pretty consistent service.

Ast couple of visits were not so great so took a break and went elsewhere. The other day gave it another shot. Just terrible massage was so-so at best, ending terrible and done in 40 minutes. That's not a 40 minute massage it's that I was in and out in 40 minutes, just terrible.

Hope they get some new talent and rally.

[Tgmonsta]

I went to see queen a week ago, I don't have much to add that hasn't already been said good service for a good price. However I still prefer Angie when I'm in Winter Park, but if your looking for a decent rub and tug for a good price Queen fits the bill.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...xation/9515809

[InLikeFlinn]

Saw Savannah today at the Essence spa off of Hoffner. And let me say WOW! Great hands, great personality, and an amazing body! I'm not lying when I say she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen at a spa. Totally worth it! You all should check her out.

[SpikeFL]

I was in the neighborhood of Semoran and Hoffner (just north of the airport), and needed some attention. Decided to visit Essence. A variety of technicians were available. I was assigned slender, auburn-haired Savanna. Chose the $ flat rate for 30 minutes. Service was awesome. No clock watching. On the way out I spoke with Tatiana and Angie. I am confident either of them would have done the job as well. Will definitely return!

SFL.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Actually, when you are talking about Bunda, there is no place like Brazil. Just ask Arnold!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

Sorry, A2, I think you got trumped!

However, if it is any consolation, the New Years fireworks over Copacabana Beach were not as good as last year.

While I do like me some Brazilena's for sure, I'll put this bunda up against any in Copacabana http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...-4651_8930.htm

Though I admit I've never known a group that's into back door action like Brazilenas. Most of them have assgasm's.

A2

Here is a quote I found from that youtube link from one of his movies. "I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions{TCS. Ellipses} "WHO IS YOUR DADDY, and WHAT DOES HE DO!

Never Been to South America, but I hear the menus are limitless. Hey A2: "Assgasms" I heard that term before. Is that similar too a "high colonic" Lololol.

JaguarXF.

Assgasms=anal orgasms achieved by chicks without clitoral stimulation. Seriously lots of chicks down here cum from ass pounding, and lots of Brazilian chicks seriously want you to pound it hard.

A2

[Member #4565]

A Mount Rushmore for providers asses; now that's an idea I would like to see become a reality!

But please, purchase a new provider phone. Everyone knows your phone number and they likely know that Stacy and you are one and the same person. That's all fine and good. But there are some gents that will not see you due to the shit storm you caused with that nefarious post about the lovely Cheyanne / MBS last month. I do however, encourage men to see you because, as I said, in my post to you, everyone should have the capacity to forgive others' transgressions. I forgive you, sweetie! And your highly decadent, lecherous and plump ass and exquisitely puckered asshole are forever chiseled on Jag's "Mount Rushmore" pantheon of all time provider asses. Your to do list should include a trip to Wal. Mart to purchase a new phone and phone number.

Happy New year, baby.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...irl-22/9700024

[Exec Talent]

Dear Admin,

I know you guys are in South America or somewhere in Central America, or the Caribbean. But, can you honestly tell us hobbyists here in Orlando Florida, that you cats have access to better asses than these?? Seriously I honestly believe that Orlando Florida has some of the most beautiful women in the world. True, you cats have extremely beautiful women where you are and you are very lucky that you don't have assholes like Grady Judd and MBI monitoring your every move. I lived on Ohio for 52 years. But I was married for 30 of them. When I came here in 2002, I was amazing at the amount of talent that was here.

Check out these links Admin and my fellow and highly venerable colleagues. I will be posting my dreams about these gals next week. I am in indescribable awe as to how gorgeous these two women are. Just drool over that ass. I'm going to fill it with my load of "choad".

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9730589

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...&image=9627562

http://www.area-vip.com.ar/ look at Angie, unbelievable GFE/PSE, less than US 100 per hour.

Yeah, I win

A2

Actually, when you are talking about Bunda, there is no place like Brazil. Just ask Arnold!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

Sorry, A2, I think you got trumped!

However, if it is any consolation, the New Years fireworks over Copacabana Beach were not as good as last year.

While I do like me some Brazilena's for sure, I'll put this bunda up against any in Copacabana http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...-4651_8930.htm

Though I admit I've never known a group that's into back door action like Brazilenas. Most of them have assgasm's.

A2

[Sex Xes]

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