Massage Parlor Reports

[OrlandoJ]

I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The Mario coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board / Massage / Rub forum, in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.

You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, that have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.

Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Don't look like you're a fucking tourist, lost, or, a newbie. And ALWAYS be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate it when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. The Jag has even sent / brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, fellas.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.

I have fully agree with JaguarXF on all basis and the only thing I have to add is that the AMP offers a tableshower take advantage of it. You will get a lot farther if the provider can scrub you clean.

OJ.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Jag... Your inbox is full.

Just cleaned everything out. Let's roll, brothers!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The Mario coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board / Massage / Rub forum, in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.

You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, that have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.

Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Don't look like you're a fucking tourist, lost, or, a newbie. And ALWAYS be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate it when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. The Jag has even sent / brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, fellas.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.

[Member #4882]

Yes SoloTraveler and they are not advertising in sex forms. They are advertising in legit massage business ads. We as hobbyist do not want our private info exposed in a public forum and when we post about them here we totally expose them.

Sabrina,

I am a client of yours and enjoy your personality and service. In my opinion, you are one of the tops providers in the Orlando area. You are easy to contact, your place is conveniently located, your service is exceptionally sensual and fullfilling and you are affordably priced.

The girl who objected to being reviewed on this site is not a prostitute. She is a professional, licensed massage therapists. She is not in the same business as you are and it makes sense that she would not want her name mentioned here.

[FloridaBum]

Sabrina,

I am a client of yours and enjoy your personality and service. In my opinion, you are one of the tops providers in the Orlando area. You are easy to contact, your place is conveniently located, your service is exceptionally sensual and fullfilling and you are affordably priced.

The girl who objected to being reviewed on this site is not a prostitute. She is a professional, licensed massage therapists. She is not in the same business as you are and it makes sense that she would not want her name mentioned here.

Hi there, It's Sabrina and I've been reading these posts. I wanted to give my two cents to this conversation as a provider. I never ask ahead of time before my appointments with you dreamers. I might ask during my session where you've heard of me (so I can give credit where its due) and I don't mind being mentioned on here, I'm flattered... I'm sorry if another girl on here is offended or anything by a post / review. Maybe you shouldn't be in this business if you feel offended by the reviews and "threaten" to sue people. Anyways... I had to get this out of my system because it bothered me and I don't want some immature girls on here messing up things for us other "dream girls". Happy Dreaming and Happy Holidays Dreamers!

[FloridaBum]

From Dec 12th to Dec 19th, there were about 30 prostitution arrests in Osceola County.

Of those, 5 were from various AMP's and 2 were guys dressed as girls.

Several familiar faces.

Not a Polk County style dragnet, but definitley more heat on the hobby.

Be careful.

What you don't read. Checked two sites and there were a total of 4 arrests in as many days. Hardly a dragnet.

However, I wouldn't take a check from anyone in Osceola County or leave your possessions or car unattended.

[Exec Talent]

Go take a look at the arrest reports on the osceola jails website Everyone with game is laying low and mbi is on the move in orlando.

What you don't read. Checked two sites and there were a total of 4 arrests in as many days. Hardly a dragnet.

However, I wouldn't take a check from anyone in Osceola County or leave your possessions or car unattended.

[Otownstamina]

Jag... Your inbox is full.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from JaguarXF. Here are some "stocking stuffers", for my esteemed and venerable fellow hobbyists. No "coal" here fellas. Only Vag's, ta-tas and soft, smooth, succulent feminine flesh. Let us remember this holiday season, as a time for "giving". I give to you, my reviews of some recent "dreams". This will be my last review until late January, 2014. Enjoy, my good gents.

1. Nikki. LMT on CL. Saw her again very recently. Early 20's, 5-6 130/ lbs. Br hair / br or hazel eyes. Be –see cup titties. Nice ass. Overall body is an 8/10.This young Latina is truly a sight to behold. Look at her photo. If you don't get instant "wood" looking at that photo, then you are on the wrong website (no offense to you gents who "swing" the other way). Reviewed her before. Draping is optional. Her incall office is on second floor of an office complex and Banquet Hall. Across from Rooms to Go / HH Gregg / Florida Mall. Beautiful body. Soft, smooth hands and skin. Really gets into her "sessions", if you will. Not a clock watcher. She really cares about you as a client. Wonderful technique, great full body massage. Nikki reads the board, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 100/ hr. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4229630851.html.

2. Angel. LMT on BP. Saw her a few times in past year or so, and about a month ago. Known her for several years. Still works out of her home. Conway area. Early-mid 30's, 5-6, 150/ lbs. Light brown hair / hazel eyes. Very curvy and voluptuous. Not BBW. Great pierced breasts DD's and beautiful, soft smooth skin and hands. Great massage technique, full body massage with optional drape. Angel is a real sweetheart and genuinely cares about you as a person, not just a client. Great to talk to and really hits those "problem areas", if you will. Angel reads the board too, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-29/8457990.

3. Back in the USAS. Are., again. Svetlana. "Lana". LMT on BP / Palm Coast. Very nice 2nd floor studio two miles east of I-95.5-3/115/ blonde (bleached)/ blue eyes / be cup titties. Overall body is a 10/10. Gymnast / Aerialist / Trapezist. TOFFT again on this hot gal. For gents who travel to that area on business or, who simply want to take a drive up the coast to see her. I strongly encourage you to see this exceptionally hot "Soviet Vixen". Trust me she is worth the trip. Take a real close look at that ass on the trapeze. Any questions?? I didn't think so. Draping optional. Great massage, great technique, smooth skin and hands, very friendly gal. Menu is very "accommodating", though the Soviet accent is a bit thick. Highly, highly recommended. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. Please, PM for great Intel. http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Thera...etlana/8744573.

4. Heather LMT on CL / BP. 5-9/140 lbs / br / br. Visited her about a month ago. Very attractive woman. 7/10. Somewhat reserved and not much of a conversationalist. But she will warm up to you as she gets to know you better. Gorgeous, soothing, well adorned studio she shares with a male Therapist. Among the nicest I have ever been to. Very nice office park just off of Tuskawilla Road. Draping Optional. Great ambience. Soothing and relaxing music. Heather performs a great massage. Soft, smooth, extremely sensual hands and tailors the massage to your liking. Not a clock watcher. 70/ hr. Will repeat. PM for more Intel. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398.

5. Tatiana. BP / Body Rubs. Hot little thick-bottomed Latina. Works out of the same apt. As McKenzie and her "crew", if you will (Selena, Jessica, et al) 5-2/130 lbs./ br / br. There are usually a few of the gals hanging out in the living room when you first walk in. But they use the back master bedroom for the clients and a shower is available too. Tatiana has a really succulent ass, nice titties and takes direction well. Her ass is what you "cum" for. Tatiana is a really sweet and very friendly gal. Very, soft, pleasant and seems to really enjoy her time with you. I did not feel rushed in any way. Wore a very sexy "Victoria's Secret" type of skimpy lingerie. Didn't really take a good look at it because she was not in it for very long. Lots of roaming, groaning and moaning. Intensely sexual. A lot like Jackie (Hispanic MBS / Elite Jackie off of Semoran) and McKenzie. I would classify the luscious Tatiana as an "over achiever" like Lilly at MBS. Friendly competition among the "rub gals" can only benefit their clients as each gal tries to "out-perform" the other in order to keep their men "cumming and cumming and cumming" back. Nude BTB was awesome. Got up on the table and really showed me her tremendous skill set. Nipple suck, BBBL, COA, COT, COC, because. And she will also do Corona lick and tease. Took her from behind (not quite FS at that point but PM for more on that) and made her wear her sexy panties (I just pushed them over to the side. You know, like in the movies). Grabbed her beautiful curvaceous hips and drove into her like Mario Andretti in the 1969 Indy 500. Tatiana slammed back into me as hard as her tight, thick little ass could. She arched her round / thick ass as high as she could while hanging on to the table for dear life. Watching her beautiful round ass bounce and "ricochet" off of my cock was truly a sight to behold (will do a "reach around" upon request, at no extra charge). Tatiana was dutifully trying her very best to milk my load from my swollen, heavy and aching sac. Libidinously, salaciously and ultimately lasciviously, I simply could not take it anymore. (Sorry honey, but your "squeeze" technique sent me into the abyss of orgasmic decadence). I pulled out, spread her ass cheeks with my left hand, jerked with my right and blew my searing, molten load all over her still quivering ass cheeks. She arched wiggled her round, thick ass as high as she could to catch my "Peter North" like ropes of nut cream in her puckered little brown Latina asshole. Seriously, I came almost as hard with Tatiana as I did with McKenzie (at least I did not put out any candles when I nutted with Tatiana). McKenzie, maybe you should move the candles from the base of the wall, over towards the window. Whaddaya say, sweetheart?? I encourage you gents to see Tatiana and take good care of her during this holiday season and she will take good care of you. Will make a 4 hand appointment with Tatiana and McKenzie before Christmas if possible. Will definitely repeat with Tatiana. 150/30. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...407-25/9539054.

6. "All I want for Christmas is a nice AMP Massage". Stopped in to MST two weeks ago right next to MBS. Parked near the "Smoke Shop" so my gals at MBS would not see me "cheating" on them, if you will. Walked down the length of the sidewalk to the spa. Walked inside. I inquired as to the rates. Late 30's 5-1"/105 lb, Korean brunette gal named "Cindy" welcomes me and says: "60 dolla half hour, 80 dolla one hour". Jag say: "Ok. One hour. Give me Saya", Cindy say: "She go sayonara". Then Jag say: "give me Mooki". Cindy say: "No Mooki, I give you: "Mimi". So, Cindy, in utterly fractured English, asks me to wait a minute while she calls Mimi. I sit in a chair across from the reception desk and wait while Cindy walks out the back door. WTF?? A few minutes later she comes back in with a barefooted "Mimi". I swear she looked like she had just returned from the "paddy" fields of the Mekong Delta, circa 1967. Mimi is: late 40's or early 50's. 5-0" 100 lb / bl / br. Body was 4/10. Not very attractive, wore a lot of make-up and she was not particularly friendly. She had shoulder length hair and frankly she did not look "fresh", if you will. I was not looking for anything other than a standard rub and tug. So I figured WTF, TOFTT anyway. Mimi's English was absolutely wretched. Massage rooms had #'s on the doors. But, the place was pretty clean and neat. Even had a nice little Christmas tree right next to the front door. The table shower room was at the back of the spa, just in front of the washer and dryer room. Did not want TS though. Went into the room. Got naked. Mimi comes back in. Starts standard massage. Rough technique. After a few minutes, she climbs on the table, grabs the fucking "handrails" on the ceiling and starts to walk on my back. Jag say: "No walkie on backie, today". With a puzzled look, Mimi say: "no walkie on Jaggie"? So, long story, short: I just told her that I wanted a massage without the "Trapeze" effect, as I already have my lovely Soviet, Palm Coast gal, "Lana" for that. On the flip, very mechanized with not much sensuality. Hands not so smooth. Standard HE. Overall, a sub-par experience. Note: As I was leaving, I turned right on Colonial and then turned right at the traffic light near Dancer's Royale. Drove back down the street behind MBS. I saw Mimi walking out from behind her studio and into a house directly behind MBS. WTF?? So I waved to her as I was driving past her and she waved back. That was cool. I guess the AMP gals live there?? 80/ hr. Hamilton for the tip. 90 total. Won't repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/Salons/e...ing-touch/6754.

7. Lynn, MBS. "Fresh Meat" at MBS! Lynn is a recent member of the talented team of ladies at MBS. Since Lynn is new so I decided to TOFTT. I saw her only one time and I think she started a week or two ago. Where do I begin?? Lynn is: American, early 20's, 5-5/140 lbs / br / br. 6-7/10 body IMHO. Not a spinner. Medium complexion. Honestly, Lynn could easily be mistaken for McKenzie's sister. They look very similar, though, I would have to give McKenzie the edge in overall body appearance. Lynn is a very sexy, curvy, voluptuous, sultry, alluring, enticing and highly sensualized young woman. Gorgeous and sexy "smoker free" smile. Deeply sensual and smoldering eyes. D cup titties with gorgeous areolas and soft ½ inch long nipples. Her hair is down to her mid-back area. Some tats on her left upper chest just below her clavicle, as well as a series of similarly patterned smaller tats, from her right hip down to her right thigh. They looked like butterflies, but the room was too dark to make a clear distinction. Belly piercing as well. Very nice and sexy feet, too. Lynn appears to practice impeccable hygiene. That is certainly more than I can say for some of the MBS gals. (Judy / Annett / Scarlett / Gabby, please remind your gals at your next "staff" (I know, bad pun) meeting to always freshen their Vag's and wash their hair before they cum to work). Lynn is truly a gorgeous young woman and seems to enjoy her work. If you are a true gentleman, respectful and courteous, Lynn will do her best to make sure you that your "sac" is completely drained and that you leave totally satisfied. Lynn's entire body is so very smooth, soft and tender. When she gets naked and climbs up on the table with you, all of your problems in life simply disappear in a cloud of "lust and high arcing choad", if you will. Lynn will kiss you all over with some BBBL, BBCL and NS. Her hands are very, very soft and smooth and she gently caresses your sac and squeezes your cock with just the right pressure. You can literally feel the "heat" of her soft, tender sensual hand (s) as she "innocently" curls her erotic fingers around your pulsating cock, while looking deeply into your eyes with a debased lasciviousness that OP himself would be proud of. Seriously, Lynn will be able to feel your "heartbeat" pulsing through the overly engorged veins of your prick. Trust me on this, gents. Lynn will rub her lovely body all over you. BBTF and BBACF too. The inside of her vag has a nice medium-pink appearance, with somewhat thin, yet exquisitely contoured labia minora, blending nicely into her labia majora. Her vaginal aroma is that of a young, tender 23 year old woman, with a sweet / sour tartness. I don't think Lynn has fucked many people as her Vag appears too tight. Naked, I mounted her from behind as she lay on her stomach on the table. Mercilessly, I fucked her soft, tender ass cheeks. It got pretty intense. Lynn thrust her ass up against my cock to meet my thrusts. She moaned and she groaned, for what I thought was my bone. But when I moved her thong over and tried to stick my cock in her vag from behind, she said no. "Not today, Jose". So, she finished me off with an amazing squeeze tease, please, release and volcanic nude BTB finish. No FS. But you can, CON, because, COA, COCH. PM me about DATY. Thinking about doing a four hand with Lynn and my Lovely Cheyanne before Christmas. Though I've only seen her one time, I will definitely repeat and I highly recommend Lynn. 160 total including Gabby's / Annett's / Scarlett / Judy's BS fucking door fee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_m...min-24/9633279.

8. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Nadine about two weeks ago. Nice AA gal. I will make this short. Excellent massage and totally legit. If you want a great massage, knock yourself out. 60/ hr.

9. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Kelly about 3 weeks ago. Excellent massage. 60/ hr. Totally legit. If you want a great massage, go for it.

10. Emily at MBS. May have mentioned this already but it is worth repeating. The lovely Emily has gone home to San Francisco. Wish her the best.

11. Lisette at MBS. Another recent hot session with this stunning young Latina. Reviewed her before. Early 20's. 5-4 or so 125 lbs / br / br There are no more superlatives to describe this deeply sensual woman. Exceptional hygiene, like Lynn. Great BTB nude rub, lots of extras. NO FS but very, very close. PM about DATY. Lisette offers a really nice buffet if she likes and trusts you. Lissette can squeeze, tease and please with the best rub gals in the biz. If Lisette ever became an independent Rub gal or Escort, she would become a fairly wealthy woman, IMHO. Every time I see this seductress, I wonder why she is not a movie star. Seriously. She is hotter than, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Kardashian, J-Lo and the other media gals (Though Marilyn Monroe is my ATF, with the smoking hot and sexy Jill St. John from "Diamonds are Forever", in my top 5 ATF's). Lisette actually looks better in person than she does in the pics. How many gals can say that? Got up on the table with me for some hot all over BTB intensity. Lots of roaming, groaning, moaning. She really gets right up into your face and talks dirty for you while she jerks your cock. Like Tatiana, Lisette will do a reach around upon request at no additional charge. Just a tat or two. Amazing, neatly shaved vag, super smooth skin, she smells wonderful and she makes my knees buckle every time she milks out my copious hot load of "choad". COT, COA, because, COC, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Sexy feet too. Thinking about doing a 4 hand with her and Cheyanne, too. VS, I know you mainly see SW's and Escorts, but I would highly recommend that you see this Latina seductress. She will make you feel like you are 25 again. 180 total. Of course, will repeat again and again. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ret-24/9670591.

12. Invogor8. I reviewed the beautiful Natalie previously. This is just a quick update regarding "Jollyman's" post #11358 last week about him seeing a hobbyists being pulled over by OPD on 12-14. Just trying to help my fellow hobbyists with this Intel. I drove by Invigor8 on 12-16,12-17 and 12-19 at various times during each of those 3 days. I drove down Parramore (Northbound, from West Robinson Street, toward Colonial) a few times and a few times, Eastbound on Colonial from North Tampa Avenue to Parramore and on to North Hughey. The times were in the mid–late afternoon, early evening. I spent about 20 minutes each time looking for UC LE, marked LE, etc. I looked down some of the side streets and the back lots of a few of the adjacent businesses. Like Sgt. Schultz, "I saw nothing". I was very discreet so as to not draw attention, and I think I may have only seen one or two BSW's in the immediate area. Hopefully LE is done harassing Invigor8. But who knows for sure. I like Lynn, the owner, and I wish her great success. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?keyword=natalie.

[Furrber]

Stopped in for a one hour massage and a little fun. Paid $70.00 at door and was greeted by two much older Asian women. Probably 50 plus. Chose one skinny girl with curly hair. Went to room and got myself comfortable. Massage was ok but tried several times to touch and do some roaming but with no success. She did not seem interested. Was told to relax and enjoy massage. On the flip side I tried again and still no soap. Very upsetting as I was here before and had different girls working and had better experience. No HE was offered when I tried to have her touch me. Overall had bad experience and got dressed and as I was ready to leave she had the nerve to ask for tip. Said to her next time and left. Will not repeat at this location for awhile. Will try other places here and have a better experience. Do not waste your money at this location. Two thumbs down.

Go take a look at the arrest reports on the osceola jails website Everyone with game is laying low and mbi is on the move in orlando.

[IssacHayes]

Let me start by saying Hi to everyone. Been coming to the forums for a few months and finally had the courage to try the hobby and and share a bit.

I had read about Tori from a post earlier today and thought I'd try my luck. Never been to a mp, but I went in unprepared. Called ahead and found out she was working and could see me. As the earlier post stated, noting special on the outside and it looked like they were closed. Was greeted at the door but the most beautiful woman, dark complexion, great eyes, and a body I can't put into words.

Paid the door fee for the 30 min massage, and was lead into the back. Came to find out what the donations were about and it was my fault for not planning ahead, turns out I was short by a lot. Tori left the room for a min and came back to give me the talk. And I mean she saw I was nervous, and I was plain lost.

But she was a great sport about it. Still got the best massage I ever had, light teasing all over my back. I forgot to tell her about my ankle issue, messed it up when I was younger, but she was nice and easy around it. I know I'm being somewhat vague and I am sorry. At the end of it all, my muscles were relaxed and I got a great deal of knowledge from tori, will certainly go back and will be prepared.

Thank you all for allowing me to share.

Issac.

[Eelectri]

its been a while since i saw you last but will try to make time to go see you again
loved your post

Quote Originally Posted by SabrinaT [ViewOriginalPost]
Hi there, It's Sabrina and I've been reading these posts. I wanted to give my two cents to this conversation as a provider. I never ask ahead of time before my appointments with you dreamers. I might ask during my session where you've heard of me (so I can give credit where its due) and I don't mind being mentioned on here, I'm flattered... I'm sorry if another girl on here is offended or anything by a post / review. Maybe you shouldn't be in this business if you feel offended by the reviews and "threaten" to sue people. Anyways... I had to get this out of my system because it bothered me and I don't want some immature girls on here messing up things for us other "dream girls". Happy Dreaming and Happy Holidays Dreamers!

This forum is just for that! to provide usefull information to all (you the provider) and us the mongers.
keep up the good work and again! your comment is great.
have fun and see you soon
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[WalSTreet]

Hey Guys. Long time reader, long time participant, new member here. Looking for an your Therapist on east side. Since I'm a newbie here, no pressure to provide too much details. PM me if you want. I prefer the SPA / Office as opposed to the AMP (although they have their fun time too). IHOP is fine Tara M ad J rock, just looking for new. Thanks guys.

[WalSTreet]

Here is Lynn's link at MBS. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kki-24/9656607.

Hey Jag, can you please let me know when you can accept a PM. Full. Thanks!

[Member #4850]

Hello to all! I know it's been a minute since I posted. I tend to find a place and a someone I like and stick with it, however, this particular night I felt I needed a "curveball" in my hobbying. I also felt a little bold and worthless, since I haven't contributed to the forum in a minute so I decided to TOFTT. I decided to go to sleep and dream about a visit Essence Spa. This is a new spa out near Semoran / Airport. It's located in a plaza. The plaza is called Hoffner Officer Center off of (Hoffner Street). There's an identical twin plaza on the west side of the aformentioned plaza called Airport Office Center. It's easy to confuse the two. The location / building felt a little bit sketchy and I was beginning to have second thoughts, however, I've done hobbying enough to know that this is the general feeling you get when visiting some place you haven't been before. I was let into an older, shabby looking office from the outside, but was immediately put at ease when let inside. The place is very tiny and bare (since they're new) but it's definitely clean and relatively comforting. There's a lobby / waiting area as soon as enter the office with a receptionist window. The prices are 40/30 60/60 with an obvious donation. There was only one girl working when I went (Tori) a sexy Jamaican-mixed female with an incredible body. 10/10 on the body IMHO. The female in the ads with the purple bikini. That's Tori. I believe she also goes by Jada too FYI. I'm more into the athletic / curvy type body's, and she's right up there with the best of them in the business. She's very sweet and is a joy to be around. She's about 5'-3", sexy-brown skin, and no she doesn't have a Jamaican accent if you were wondering. You can understand her just fine.

I went and I got the 30 minute rub because we all know whether you get the 30 minutes or the 60 minutes, it's going to pan out to about the same amount of time. This was the FIRST time ever that I received the amount of time I paid for. I actually think she went over a few minutes. Tori took her absolute time and really seemed to be into the rub. She didn't clock watch at all. I don't want to give any of you the wrong impression, but I got the vibe (at least from her) that you get the amount of time you pay for, because about 25 minutes into the session she asked me how much time I purchased. Tori has very soft hands and takes her time rubbing you across your body. While I was on my stomach she caressed my back, my shoulders, my arms, my glutes, my legs several times. She mounts you and you can feel the warmth of her womanhood against your buttox. I was in absolute heaven. She even has an iPod hookup where she plays her music from. I would catch her dancing / feeling the music out of the corner of my eye. Her ass is amazing! She has nice small little be-cups too. Roaming is allowed externally and she does a great job with the tease. She likes to "inadvertently" brush her tits across your Johnson. She has very good technique on the finish. It was by far the best HJ finish I've received and didn't feel like one (in a good way). She's also easier on the pockets from what I'm used to at Mbs. And I honestly got greater value from her. I still like Mbs and I will always visit, but I think I've found a new home. There are two other providers there but I haven't seen them. They go by Angie and Britney. Angie is the white girl and she looks a little intriguing also. The receptionist is kinda cute too, but I'm not sure if she is a provider. Maybe I'll ask her next time. But, I'm perfectly fine with Tori. I try to be very detailed an honest in my posts so I'm sorry to inform that I BELIEVE FS is not an option with Tori. That was just my vibe from her, but who knows YMMV. I was definitely satisfied with my session and I will definitely repeat. Hope this is enough information for you all. Good luck, and stay safe out there.

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[Barolo]

Hi there, It's Sabrina and I've been reading these posts. I wanted to give my two cents to this conversation as a provider. I never ask ahead of time before my appointments with you dreamers. I might ask during my session where you've heard of me (so I can give credit where its due) and I don't mind being mentioned on here, I'm flattered... I'm sorry if another girl on here is offended or anything by a post / review. Maybe you shouldn't be in this business if you feel offended by the reviews and "threaten" to sue people. Anyways... I had to get this out of my system because it bothered me and I don't want some immature girls on here messing up things for us other "dream girls". Happy Dreaming and Happy Holidays Dreamers!

Sabrina you are spot on! Sorry I have not been on that side of town to see. I will after the new years!