Massage Parlor Reports

[IdiotBoy]

Wondering if this place was worth calling. Getting really fed up with the upselling & inconsistent returns from AMPs. I've RTFF and haven't seen much that would tell me one way or another if this would be worth my time and $ Price ain't much of a concern for me, just "results".

[DrDerrick]

Sounds like you got FS for 140, can you confirm the prices? Want to make sure I don't get ripped off.

Thanks!

To Clarify, 1/2 hour FS with KimBee should be 180,1 hour 200, I am not her agent or manager, so you might catch her on a good day or bad day. I only saw her one time and she was great. House fees are 40 for half, 60 for hour. I have only been to that location one time and I cannot confirm if that is KimBee in the pink panties in the BP link, but I will confirm she is a good girl. She is open minded, and she offered me FS, but I ended up getting Nude Full Body massage with HJ for 140, the RCG, was where she was, but I didn't want to spend an additional 60 bucks to stick it to her for 2 minutes before I popped. I used to see their southside ads, but never went due to the distance, but since they are only 10 minutes from me, I will be a regular there, if I can get away from the elusive Jessica.

[TomCody1986]

Had a good time at this newer place on grand. Clean, high performing long haired therapist. She said they are slow, so unsure how long will be around. On grand but in a dead patch bt Ashland & damen.

[Directormsu]

I went there last Friday. There was so many Mongers in there. It was pretty Busy. I asked for Jessica. They said she was busy. I got a pudgy Latina that could not speak Any English. I went for it. Nothing to Write anything good about. For everything, the damage was $$ Not sure if she played the "no speak English" role well. But, I won't be going back there any time soon. Just from reading off other reviews. Getting a hold of Jessica. Forget about it. You might have a better chance on winning the lottery. Haha.

Good Luck Folks.

I had a very similar experience here. Your description of the experience was spot on. I was traveling through from oht of state and would not return.

[NewCleve]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...na-25/19224354

I was looking for some reviews on this nice little Latin Spa, but to no avail. So I decided to TOFTT and drop 40 big ones to see what was being offered on the menu. It's a very discreet location a few blocks off Belmont near California. Backdoor entrance and 2 call system which I am pretty good at now. First off, I read the ad pretty careful and I thought I saw 40 for an hour, and I figured I could not lose getting a nice, sexy, sensual massage for 40 bucks. However, upon the arrival I was quoted 40 for hh, 60 for hour. It really didn't take much arm twisting to get another 20 bucks from me because this Latin sweety was smoking hott. Young, tender, smooth skin, sexy smile and long pretty hair. She led me to the room, it was kinda cold, not completely enclosed but cozy and private enough to get my treatment. We discussed what I thought I saw on the ad and I just wanted to make sure she knew. So I pay the fee and she proceeds to advice me to get undressed and get ready for some Latin heat. Since it was kind of cold in the room, I tried to keep my clothes on, but she told me she would have my body temperature warm in no time at all. She would not even let me keep my briefs on{TCS. Ellipses}at that point I knew it was going to be a good time on Belmont. She gave a very, very sensual and relaxing massage, covering my back from head to ankle, she would not do my feet. We engaged in a lot of good therapeutic conversation, she is an American girl with roots from Costa Rica. She was very pleasant and I really enjoyed our time together, time went by very fast. Being the great massage girl that she is, she offered options, but didn't nag me about them, and she periodically brushed Jr. To give him a little attention. She offered standard rates, for 40/60/80 HJ / to / fn. I initially went for the topless, but upgraded to the 80 because I needed to see and feel that sweet yellow ass of hers. I had spent so much time during the Therapeutic portion that it didn't leave me much time for the personal services. But sweet girls, make sweet accommodations and she went a little over the 60 minutes for me. After working me handily for about 5 minutes I requested RCG so I could get a visual of those big honeydew melons. Within 2 minutes I was gushing liquid milk all over the place, and she so kindly and politely cleaned me up. Even though she had another client waiting she never rushed me, something an old guy like me can certainly appreciate. I will be returning very soon to see her, she won me over with her kindness and I would highly recommend her. Kimbee from Costa Rica L-8, S-9, A-9.

Sounds like you got FS for 140, can you confirm the prices? Want to make sure I don't get ripped off.

Thanks!

[LongIron]

This girl kim was mentioned here sometime ago They used to be on the Southside Kim is the girl in the pink panties They do offer FS She doe's have good personalaty nice girls treat them well.

True. Kim is attractive. However, when I saw her she did not provide HJ, BJ, or daty prior to FS. She wanted to get right to it. YMMV.

[Elpatron]

This girl kim was mentioned here sometime ago They used to be on the Southside Kim is the girl in the pink panties They do offer FS She doe's have good personalaty nice girls treat them well.

Kimbee from Costa Rica. What does L-8, S-9, A-9. Mean.

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[Toosweet1975]

I went hear last Wednesday she was busy. Went there again yesterday ask for Jessica. Chick said ill go get her. When she came up from the back, WOW she's a beauty. She looked at old man me, and said she's not here. Another monger was coming in seen her and call her by name Jessica, I guess she don't like old men.

Hope you have better luck she's a looked.

I went there last Friday. There was so many Mongers in there. It was pretty Busy. I asked for Jessica. They said she was busy. I got a pudgy Latina that could not speak Any English. I went for it. Nothing to Write anything good about. For everything, the damage was $$ Not sure if she played the "no speak English" role well. But, I won't be going back there any time soon. Just from reading off other reviews. Getting a hold of Jessica. Forget about it. You might have a better chance on winning the lottery. Haha.

Good Luck Folks.

[Gopher88]

L / A / S Looks / Attitude / Service: A subjective ranking system.

Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10).

Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex.

10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.

Thanks to USA Sex Guide G.

[Gopher88]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...na-25/19224354

I was looking for some reviews on this nice little Latin Spa, but to no avail. So I decided to TOFTT and drop 40 big ones to see what was being offered on the menu. It's a very discreet location a few blocks off Belmont near California. Backdoor entrance and 2 call system which I am pretty good at now. First off, I read the ad pretty careful and I thought I saw 40 for an hour, and I figured I could not lose getting a nice, sexy, sensual massage for 40 bucks. However, upon the arrival I was quoted 40 for hh, 60 for hour. It really didn't take much arm twisting to get another 20 bucks from me because this Latin sweety was smoking hott. Young, tender, smooth skin, sexy smile and long pretty hair. She led me to the room, it was kinda cold, not completely enclosed but cozy and private enough to get my treatment. We discussed what I thought I saw on the ad and I just wanted to make sure she knew. So I pay the fee and she proceeds to advice me to get undressed and get ready for some Latin heat. Since it was kind of cold in the room, I tried to keep my clothes on, but she told me she would have my body temperature warm in no time at all. She would not even let me keep my briefs on{TCS. Ellipses}at that point I knew it was going to be a good time on Belmont. She gave a very, very sensual and relaxing massage, covering my back from head to ankle, she would not do my feet. We engaged in a lot of good therapeutic conversation, she is an American girl with roots from Costa Rica. She was very pleasant and I really enjoyed our time together, time went by very fast. Being the great massage girl that she is, she offered options, but didn't nag me about them, and she periodically brushed Jr. To give him a little attention. She offered standard rates, for 40/60/80 HJ / to / fn. I initially went for the topless, but upgraded to the 80 because I needed to see and feel that sweet yellow ass of hers. I had spent so much time during the Therapeutic portion that it didn't leave me much time for the personal services. But sweet girls, make sweet accommodations and she went a little over the 60 minutes for me. After working me handily for about 5 minutes I requested RCG so I could get a visual of those big honeydew melons. Within 2 minutes I was gushing liquid milk all over the place, and she so kindly and politely cleaned me up. Even though she had another client waiting she never rushed me, something an old guy like me can certainly appreciate. I will be returning very soon to see her, she won me over with her kindness and I would highly recommend her. Kimbee from Costa Rica L-8, S-9, A-9.

Kimbee from Costa Rica. What does L-8, S-9, A-9. Mean.

[DrDerrick]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...na-25/19224354

I was looking for some reviews on this nice little Latin Spa, but to no avail. So I decided to TOFTT and drop 40 big ones to see what was being offered on the menu. It's a very discreet location a few blocks off Belmont near California. Backdoor entrance and 2 call system which I am pretty good at now. First off, I read the ad pretty careful and I thought I saw 40 for an hour, and I figured I could not lose getting a nice, sexy, sensual massage for 40 bucks. However, upon the arrival I was quoted 40 for hh, 60 for hour. It really didn't take much arm twisting to get another 20 bucks from me because this Latin sweety was smoking hott. Young, tender, smooth skin, sexy smile and long pretty hair. She led me to the room, it was kinda cold, not completely enclosed but cozy and private enough to get my treatment. We discussed what I thought I saw on the ad and I just wanted to make sure she knew. So I pay the fee and she proceeds to advice me to get undressed and get ready for some Latin heat. Since it was kind of cold in the room, I tried to keep my clothes on, but she told me she would have my body temperature warm in no time at all. She would not even let me keep my briefs on{TCS. Ellipses}at that point I knew it was going to be a good time on Belmont. She gave a very, very sensual and relaxing massage, covering my back from head to ankle, she would not do my feet. We engaged in a lot of good therapeutic conversation, she is an American girl with roots from Costa Rica. She was very pleasant and I really enjoyed our time together, time went by very fast. Being the great massage girl that she is, she offered options, but didn't nag me about them, and she periodically brushed Jr. To give him a little attention. She offered standard rates, for 40/60/80 HJ / to / fn. I initially went for the topless, but upgraded to the 80 because I needed to see and feel that sweet yellow ass of hers. I had spent so much time during the Therapeutic portion that it didn't leave me much time for the personal services. But sweet girls, make sweet accommodations and she went a little over the 60 minutes for me. After working me handily for about 5 minutes I requested RCG so I could get a visual of those big honeydew melons. Within 2 minutes I was gushing liquid milk all over the place, and she so kindly and politely cleaned me up. Even though she had another client waiting she never rushed me, something an old guy like me can certainly appreciate. I will be returning very soon to see her, she won me over with her kindness and I would highly recommend her. Kimbee from Costa Rica L-8, S-9, A-9.

[DrDerrick]

I came into a little windfall of $ after my car was written off as a total loss in an accident, so I figured why not treat myself.

Went here on a Saturday afternoon for my first time with her; couldn't agree more with what you wrote. She's a little older perhaps.

Definitely call first, you'll understand why later if you think about it. I get into the office building and I was a little freaked out at seeing a Hasidic Jewish kid come out of the bathroom, and wondering if I even had the right place. Debbie opened her door to get me in quick. I opted for the full hour. I actually wanted 1 1/2 hours, but it might be too physically demanding for her, so I didn't ask.

She found some sore spots I didn't realize I had, and really worked on some areas I needed. First time I had a Chinese massage, and I wish I'the gone here much, much sooner. Most definitely the best massage I ever had, just what I needed. I might make this the only place I go to, from now on.

Price is quite reasonable, and I left an appropriate tip. The massage was that good. I wasn't rushed at all, though I could tell she had another guy waiting right after I left.

You guys are too nice. I went about 4 months ago to get lost in the garage, trying to find the secret door which was around the front of the building. Once there she gave a good Chinese Massage but would not allow roaming, was very mechanical in everything, would not talk much either. Gave very mechanical HJ, was bored with her so it took extra time for me so she complained I was taking too long, but I was just tired of another OLD Asian lady posting fake pics sexy, young girls. Overall L-5, A-7, S-7,would not repeat, but worth a try if you want a good Asian massage.

[Brown Boy]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...es-30/19591936

Chinese parlor, no signs, you must call first. My current favorite. Debbie works at the one on Peterson during the day, until early evening. She takes the calls, too, and will send you to the one on Elston if she's too busy. She's mid-30's, I'm guessing, busty, and a very good masseuse. Its definitely a Chinese massage, though, with pressure points and stretching, not a Swedish therapeutic massage.

Now that I've been there a number of times, the massage has gotten very good. Seniors can pm for more info.

I came into a little windfall of $ after my car was written off as a total loss in an accident, so I figured why not treat myself.

Went here on a Saturday afternoon for my first time with her; couldn't agree more with what you wrote. She's a little older perhaps.

Definitely call first, you'll understand why later if you think about it. I get into the office building and I was a little freaked out at seeing a Hasidic Jewish kid come out of the bathroom, and wondering if I even had the right place. Debbie opened her door to get me in quick. I opted for the full hour. I actually wanted 1 1/2 hours, but it might be too physically demanding for her, so I didn't ask.

She found some sore spots I didn't realize I had, and really worked on some areas I needed. First time I had a Chinese massage, and I wish I'the gone here much, much sooner. Most definitely the best massage I ever had, just what I needed. I might make this the only place I go to, from now on.

Price is quite reasonable, and I left an appropriate tip. The massage was that good. I wasn't rushed at all, though I could tell she had another guy waiting right after I left.

[DrDerrick]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ce-23/15546664

I have been looking to go here for some, but I am just not sure what's on the menu. Read some reviews from some time ago, but those girls seem like they are long gone. Anyone with current intel I would appreciate it. Pics look great, sexy, slim girls.

[Directormsu]

I am traveling through Chicago on Monday and have 8 hrs of down time. Looking for reccomendations from the forum on best massage parlors to go to. Understanding that I will not have vehicle and will be using the L to get around. Any advice would be appreciated.