Massage Parlor Reports

**Enderwiggen** · 12-03-13 23:17

Originally Posted by Friendofjill [View Original Post]

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

Let me guess. You saw 'Amy'.

I don't think anyone there is actually Japanese. I speak Japanese, and she told me the same but she understood maybe 3 words, and I speak conversationally very well, not to mention she never replied in Japanese even once.

Apparently there is a nuru explosion and the girls are saying mongers are asking for Japanese women..

It's pretty much the same as BLACK providers with weave swearing they are LATIN or INDIAN, when it is so clear they are just black.

**DMichaels69** · 12-03-13 20:13

That is funny. I've never heard that either. 8 fingers. Nice you got her down to 5.

Originally Posted by Friendofjill [View Original Post]

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

**JiggleBalls69** · 12-03-13 19:23

New place in Richton Park anyone know anything about it.

**Friendofjill** · 12-03-13 15:41

It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).

English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.

I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.

**Lurker01** · 12-02-13 09:25

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

Can anyone tell me if this is both Chinatown and Michigan Ave?

**SgtPerv** · 11-30-13 12:55

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

CC is now working in NWI. Crown Point since October.

**Gopher88** · 11-30-13 11:26

Originally Posted by Bm392 [View Original Post]

I am looking for Lisa too.

I hear mercy went legit. CC's gone. I hear Lisa went to New York. Going to miss Lisa (.

**Enderwiggen** · 11-29-13 16:51

I'm right by the lake near the merchandise mart for a while.

Where are the nearest spas with good service?

**Past Tense** · 11-24-13 20:41

Visited the newish spa west on Lawrence (just off the Eden's). Setup there is fairly typical, although I was not offered a table shower, maybe because they were just opening.

Spent a very plesant hour with Christina. She is very nice and has a pretty face and a Rockin Body, the kind of girl you see in the Brazilian beach photos. She was not in a swim suit but would look perfect in one on any beach. We had a nice conversation during the massage, we chatted a bit about how silly police busts of MPs are, especially when LE can't seem to control the gangs and shootings..

Will see again, worth the trip.

**Bm392** · 11-23-13 06:50

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

From Mercy Accupuncture and Massage. Apparently, she recently departed. Anyone know where she is now?

Tx

I am looking for Lisa too.

**Antonio** · 11-22-13 10:41

Forget "Apple" at the w. Washington Chinese apt. (tel. # ending 7838): terrible attitude, does not like to be touched (sic), zero interest in pleasing you.

**Bend It** · 11-19-13 18:07

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...es-30/19591936

Chinese parlor, no signs, you must call first. My current favorite. Debbie works at the one on Peterson during the day, until early evening. She takes the calls, too, and will send you to the one on Elston if she's too busy. She's mid-30's, I'm guessing, busty, and a very good masseuse. Its definitely a Chinese massage, though, with pressure points and stretching, not a Swedish therapeutic massage.

Now that I've been there a number of times, the massage has gotten very good. Seniors can pm for more info.

**Skonsk** · 11-19-13 14:22

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

So I think I went to the same place but was redirected to a place on ashland. Worst experience in this hobby so far. Avoided my stuff on the table shower so I just thought I would get a decent massage. That didn't even pan out for me. I have had better massages from my cat.

Ran into Nancy we are talking spa on western- she claims she remembers me from Alices..

Everything was done really quickly.

**SamPerkins420** · 11-19-13 10:44

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

So I think I went to the same place but was redirected to a place on ashland. Worst experience in this hobby so far. Avoided my stuff on the table shower so I just thought I would get a decent massage. That didn't even pan out for me. I have had better massages from my cat.

Where on Ashland? There used to be an AMP on Ashland between Augusta & Division but it got shut down. Another just south of Augusta shut down, and there was a Mexican MP called Cancun Spa that also was shut down. The AMP and Cancun were great. In fact, if you go to Street View on Google Maps you can still see Cancun on it! It's definitely closed though.

Where is the place you went to?

**Happy Hound** · 11-18-13 17:28

Originally Posted by Mark9421 [View Original Post]

I vouch. Went in here at 8:30 pm. Wanted an hour but only offered 30 mins because they are closing at 9 pm. In hindsight, thank goodness. I drew Alby, only one working. She's gorgeous, petite, light skinned black, possibly mix. Message was average. Went straight towards my pole after the flip. Money was never discussed. Tipped her standard rate. Quite the pleasant surprise at a place notorious for no extras! PM for details.

Carissa is gone. Does anybody know where she is at?