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[Falstaff1]

That number is the number for Jasmine (also shown in the pics) both were, most recently, working out of the rundown hearing aide house downtown. Both also have worked at other places. Also Jasmine was using that number while working at the Parramore house.

Jasmine is a decent provider. Handles what needs handled and also will allow you to massage her.

Maybe they have gone rogue?

Is this correct? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848.

[Shep Dude]

I'm really into thick mature black women. My girl has been out of town for months (visiting family out of the country) and I've been going CRAZY. So I did what I've rarely ever done and resorted to backpage.

While perusing I found a provider WHO I SHALL NOT NAME with the profile and physique that I love (very similar to my girl). I then read some reviews of her on here, which checked out great. I reached out to her with a call. No answer. Called again. No answer. Eventualy I got a text back saying she was sorry she missed my call.

I texted her back & forth several times and tried to call a few more times, in a playful manner...I ven sent her my pic to ease any cncern she may have..and eventually she told me she's not interested because I acted like LEO. After a full day of working myself up with fantasies...I'm stuck with blue balls. LOL. And the other black chicks on BP are either sloppy or flat assed.

I'm not a bad looking guy (used to model) and am not used to be rejected, but more than this, I know I acted a little desperate. But its been THREE MONTHS besides a little wacking off, without touching anythin soft..because I want to avoid "strings attached" relationships with other women, and typically don't like shelling out money for time with a girl. But this has been a tough few months.

Has anyone ever gone through this before? What can be done to prevent coming accross as LEO in the future?

I've been REJECTED. My pride is hurt. And my balls are killing me. Time to wack off again.

[Token407]

TaterNuts, delete some of your inbox messages bro so I can reply!

[Max3232]

So I have been trying and trying to meet up with this one for about a month now. I have gotten her on the phone only about 3 times out of the many times I have called. Seems really sweet and very very cautious on the phone. Maybe I am giving off a bad vibe. I've done extensive research on this one and was going to try and set up a session but it just never works out. Anyone else have any luck. Was going to break my outcall cherry with this one.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...-is-22/9608444

[Otownstamina]

Well here's the thing, she was a contractor at a business that was rumored to having it's license revoked. Whether she decided to start freelancing again or is merely the poster girl for a new business which is seeking to collect the customers of the old storefront{TCS. Ellipses} That remains to be seen.

Personally I'the like to tap that but I suffer from bait aversion.

Never heard of the license revoked thing{TCS. Ellipses}but yeah, I think it's pure be / s.

[Muff Luva]

Is this correct? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848.

Well here's the thing, she was a contractor at a business that was rumored to having it's license revoked. Whether she decided to start freelancing again or is merely the poster girl for a new business which is seeking to collect the customers of the old storefront{TCS. Ellipses} That remains to be seen.

Personally I'the like to tap that but I suffer from bait aversion.

[TRowePrice]

What more can I say? Another great time with my fav Savanna. Pay day hit and decided to give her a txt to see if she could see me later that day.

Waited a hour or so and Sure indeed she can. Arrived and texted if ok to come up, she was outside wearing a nice sundress. We talked and she led me in. Went to the bathroom to wash my face and she was laying and ready. We talked and I undress her as I did myself. She starts with an awesome BBBJ and then for about 7 min paying attention to the boys also and then decided to move on to the main course. Rubber slipped on and went to town in cowgirl and then finished doggy. Cleaned up and was aiming for round 2 but the first one drained me. Chatted for a bit and decided to leave. Great unrushed session.

[Sinko M]

Is this correct? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848.

It appears she has ventured out on her own with another Latina provider and is no longer at Invigor8, possibly. Though, the picture of her in the black and white stripped dress isn't exactly flattering of her face compared to the other pictures.

I had wanted to see her a few weeks back so I called Invigor8 to see her. The lady sounded annoyed when I mentioned her name and that she had no idea when she would be in. I called back later and still the same. I don't know, but it seems like maybe Natalie has started to flake a little bit from the way the lady was talking. I could be wrong, but I wanted to see her for those big ta. Tas of hers, but get the feeling I would leave less than satisfied.

[Bigred2006]

WP you know these chicks Photoshop like a mother fucker. I have no idea WTF Tineye is, or, fisheye, Shanghai or, fucking Google Chrome, Mozilla Chrome, ChromeDome, Metronome, yada yada yada, or, whatever the fuck they call it. So, I have no way of knowing if those pics are out there on the web. But if she looks anything close to those pics, wow, then she would certainly be worth the visit. My 02.

JaguarXF.

If you go to their website you can see a video of the two girls, definitely them. I've seen Lisa from overnight kiss, although I believe that was before she joined them. She was a great experience.

[Otownstamina]

Is this correct? http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ers-26/9485848.

[Mafia45]

407.558.6163...I will be repeating.

I had a very good dream with Juliana this hot girl loves her job she had only out call she does have a driver had no issues will be see her again for sure.

M-45 happy new year to all semper fi.

[Jrod 216]

Chyna Rose is formerly Remy who has a better body and is about 5'2. Merlot is almost 6' and has not been around in about 3 or 4 months now. I think she is out of the game.

Stay safe,

Buff.

Merlot goes back in forth from here to Chicago. I have not seen her post in some time now so that is where she just might be. I also have not seen her roommate Precious post in a long time too. She is a small frame spinner with huge lungs and did a full nude B2 B. She would also do a tag team with Merlot (if you could handle that). I am not saying she is out of the game (one will never know) until she starts to post again. But Chyna Rose is NOT Merlot. Stay Safe!

[IssacHayes]

There was a provider on BP awhile back named Brandy, full figured woman. I have used her services before, but it's been years and was wanting to reconnect. I googled her number as advised for research and she came up, but the last time I saw her she told me she got busted but was back out.

She is great woman, very good headache relief, very nice body with great dee dee's. If anyone had seen her or spoken to her please pm me. I have her number, and called but didn't leave a message. Was too scared. She called back but I chickened out and said I failed the wrong number.

[Deem6336]

Chyna Rose is formerly Remy who has a better body and is about 5'2. Merlot is almost 6' and has not been around in about 3 or 4 months now. I think she is out of the game.

Stay safe,

Buff.

I wasn't sure, so I didn't say anything. But I didn't feel they were the same person. Thanks for the reassurance.

[Ricky James1]

Closing percentage? Everybody on this board has a 100% closing percentage as long as they have the donation!! This is useful for picking up chicks at bars, but these girls suck dick for money, most have habits, and don't give a damn what you're wearing. With that said, I always look good when I see a provider and yes I like to think maybe it gives me an edge, but try looking good dressed in a $1,000 suit, shaved balls and all, and show up with no money and see how far you get...your closing percentage will be zero.

An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene. (I posted this in this forum several hours ago. Normally it would have uploaded by now. But I believe my session timed out before it uploaded. I am only posting it here because there may be some guys that don't read the MSP forum but do read BPAR forum. I will ask Admin to remove it if it somehow ends up here as a duplicate post, my apologies).

If anyone is offended by this letter, please understand that it is not my intention to do so. I am merely trying to post some information that some of you may find utilitarian during your hobbying. I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.

You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.

Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. 6. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents, or providers, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.