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[Amp Love]

Good morning fellow mongers, I have my eye on this provider and have tried to find some intel. All I managed to find was that a fellow monger from this board attempted to see her but then retreated due to due his 6th sense. I know I may be asking too much but does anyone have any reason to avoid this provider like bf, hygiene or have any warnings about her? TIA.

Safe hunting.

[BuffGuy111]

I completely agree with almost all your points. The button-down collar dress shirt may be going a little overboard. You didn't mention it, maybe implied, but your clothes should be clean. An additional point, guys should trim their pubic hairs. I realize that would be a problem for married guys, but I think there are quite a few unmarried guys on this forum. I monger very little in this area, mostly in Central and South America. The ladies I see down there are really pleased when they see there are no pubic hairs to get in their mouth. I use hair clippers with the shortest attachment, and that does the job without any cuts.

Ahhh how I miss South America!

I agree with you on the trimming of the pubes!! Women love and appreciate it. Even if I were married I would still trim it. Its bad enough the wives stop giving BJ's except on special occasions. Maybe then they will do it twice a year.. My .02.

Stay safe...

[Don In Otown]

I hear you brother. I will PM you, ok?? I try to be kind and conciliatory regarding the providers. Always try to be "diplomatic", if you will. I know exactly what you are referring to regarding Angel. Nevertheless, Angel is truly sweet and lovely woman. She really will make any man enjoy her massage and she is super friendly, indeed.

JaguarXF.

My point is this. Being conciliatory and diplomatic to the providers serves your purpose, I suppose. But it can certainly be misleading to the guys who read reviews on this forum, and subsequently lay out their own coin. In this venue, I'd like to think that credibility should take precedence over diplomacy. Thanks.

[Orl Woodpecker]

An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene.

I completely agree with almost all your points. The button-down collar dress shirt may be going a little overboard. You didn't mention it, maybe implied, but your clothes should be clean. An additional point, guys should trim their pubic hairs. I realize that would be a problem for married guys, but I think there are quite a few unmarried guys on this forum. I monger very little in this area, mostly in Central and South America. The ladies I see down there are really pleased when they see there are no pubic hairs to get in their mouth. I use hair clippers with the shortest attachment, and that does the job without any cuts.

[FlyHigher767]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...elf-24/9634354

This girl was wonderful and sweet. All 5 senses where excited and satisfied. Pics are her.

[Greaton]

Great rub with Kiera, she is, of course, a delicious spinner, with great hands. Left happy.

[Camera3]

Jag,

The post included a YouTube of the two girls. Now, you certainly can photoshop pics and even use photos that are swiped from other people but I think it is safe to say the YouTube would be hard to fake. And the YouTube is of the same two girls in the same outfits mentioning the Web site of their management company.- so, yeah, I think they are real.

That said, they do challenge the budget.

Just sayin'.

C3.

WP you know these chicks Photoshop like a mother fucker. I have no idea WTF Tineye is, or, fisheye, Shanghai or, fucking Google Chrome, Mozilla Chrome, ChromeDome, Metronome, yada yada yada, or, whatever the fuck they call it. So, I have no way of knowing if those pics are out there on the web. But if she looks anything close to those pics, wow, then she would certainly be worth the visit. My 02.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

An Open Letter To Hobbyists and Providers About Personal Hygiene. (I posted this in this forum several hours ago. Normally it would have uploaded by now. But I believe my session timed out before it uploaded. I am only posting it here because there may be some guys that don't read the MSP forum but do read BPAR forum. I will ask Admin to remove it if it somehow ends up here as a duplicate post, my apologies).

If anyone is offended by this letter, please understand that it is not my intention to do so. I am merely trying to post some information that some of you may find utilitarian during your hobbying. I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence.

You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again.

Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. 6. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents, or providers, feel free to add anything, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

This post is not meant to offend anyone in any way, whatsoever. It is merely written to help everyone in the biz. If anyone is offended, please accept my apologies, as it is certainly not my intention to do so.

I have received many PM's from mongers asking me for my "secret" to success with providers. The coin notwithstanding, there is no "secret". Instead of answering, individually, the dozens of PM's I've received regarding this subject, I thought it would be incumbent upon me to simply post this letter to the Board (Forum Wide) in an attempt to assist my brothers in their eternal search for soft, feminine, succulent "quiff". I can't speak for SW's as I never see them, or Escorts, as I don't see escorts either. This business model / marketing strategy applies mainly to cats that see LMT's and Rub chicks. Of course, you older, experienced hobbyists, already know what I am about to say. So you guys need not read any further than this sentence. You younger and less experienced cats, listen up: I honestly cannot tell you how many providers have told me how they were "sickened" by guys whose "manscaping" skills were, shall we say, less than exemplary. NOTHING turns a provider off more than a guy with body odor. NOTHING. I have heard stories from providers about guys that, have "ass sweat", "nut sweat", "toilet paper" in their ass crack (yes, USED toilet paper! Dingleberry's, dingleberry's, dingleberry's all the way" (Oh, what fun it is to ride, oh never mind. I'm just in the Christmas spirit! In their ass hair, "body sweat", "disgusting nose hair", "ear hair" and the list goes on. Now, the Jag is sensitive to other cultures and their "manscaping" rules and I would never want to offend a fellow hobbyist who is from another country / foreign nationals / culturally different. But here in North America, in order to get pussy / BBBJ / CBJ from a "quality" provider, you better make sure you fucking "MANSCAPE". I promise you, a quality provider will shut you out, (like Sandy Koufax, circa 1963), if you are not exceptionally well groomed. I have heard from dozens of providers who tell me stories of clients, even good looking ones, which have despicable hygiene. The provider cannot get them out of the room quickly enough, coinage notwithstanding. You can look like Rock Hudson, Clint Walker, Tom Selleck, or, Tom Cruise. But if you don't shower / bath properly BEFORE you see a provider, don't expect any extras. But, some guys are just too fucking stupid to realize that hygiene is absolutely critical to their success rate. It does not matter if the chick is a "civilian", or, a Rub gal. Hygiene goes a long way in determining your success rate. Similarly, if a provider has a "hygiene" issue, I wouldn't expect a hobbyist to want to get close to her. And believe me; I have seen a few providers who have hygiene issues. I summarily refuse to see them again. Think about it: You begin to finger blast a chick during foreplay, and out comes a "cheesy" substance, or, you detect an aroma better suited for the Hong Kong fish market. I don't know about you cats, but the Jag is "exiting stage left" at that point. True, that may be a bit of an overreaching example, if you will, but you cats get my drift, (or, is it a "whiff of quiff" So, as we move forward in our never ending quest for "quiff", please remember: 1. Shower thoroughly and completely prior to your appointment. That especially includes you "hairy" cats out there. Pay careful attention to your "crack" and "sac" areas. (You blue collar cats, I realize it is more difficult for you if you are seeing a provider on your lunch break, or, immediately after work before you go home to the Mrs. But, at least do the best you can, ok? Do NOT spray cologne over your body odor. It will only make it worse. You are better off stopping at a 7-11 and washing your man parts in the bathroom. Bring a change of underwear if possible and hide it in your lunch box. If the Mrs. Packs your lunch for you, hide your "monger" skivvies in your tool kit or utility belt).2. Avoid wearing: Sweats, ball caps, flip flops, dirty and smelly sneakers, tank tops, old tee shirts, etc. For those gents that can, try to wear a decent button down dress shirt, kakis', dress socks and business casual shoes. Remember, the providers are "sizing you up" the minute you walk through the door. You never get a second chance to make a good first impression, as they say. You don't have to walk in wearing a "Brioni', or, "Zegna" suit in order to get laid. Just dress nicely and look neat and clean. 3. Wear "lightly" scented cologne. You want the provider to "gag" on your cock, not on the scent of your cologne. 4. Cats with facial hair: Be neatly trimmed and free of food, toilet paper, mucosal droppings, etc. Inspect your facial hair carefully PRIOR to entering the studio / rub joint. 5. Walk into the studio with confidence, not arrogance. Always be a gentleman to the ladies. All women love a real gentleman and being a true gentleman is a real turn on for them. Never, ever grab or grope a gal. NEVER. They fucking hate when a guy does that. Always ask permission before you touch a provider, otherwise they may ask you to leave. I have even brought flowers to a studio before. That's right mother fuckers; the Jag is a romanticist at heart. (I may have just blown my cover at a few places, but, oh well).

Gents and providers, feel free to add anything that you may deem as appropriate, as this is just a general guide to assist you in your hobbying efforts. These tenets on hygiene have enabled me to achieve a remarkable "closing percentage", worthy of Mariano Rivera and Michael Jordan, during my 11 years of hobbying.

I wish you all great success.

Merry Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm out.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

You've been kind enough to have a couple of sidebar discussions with me, so I hate disputing one of your reviews at any level. 150 lbs. Is being way kind. I'm going to go with 175-180 or more. So, the massage was fine. The base was .6 plus .4 for topless HE. Wasn't particularly at ease walking in. I guess it was safe enough, but I almost pulled out .2 to hand over to thank her for her trouble but decided to hang in there. The smell of cigarette smoke was pretty brutal, and the whole thing was just not a quality set up. Should have opted for a few more bucks and one of the BR gals that work near by.

I hear you brother. I will PM you, ok?? I try to be kind and conciliatory regarding the providers. Always try to be "diplomatic", if you will. I know exactly what you are referring to regarding Angel. Nevertheless, Angel is truly sweet and lovely woman. She really will make any man enjoy her massage and she is super friendly, indeed. Sure, she smokes and as a former smoker (30 years) myself, I try to encourage her to quit every time I see her. It is tough habit to break, for sure. I get a lung x-ray every 6 months or so. Each time I go for the exam, and before I get the results, I make sure I make peace with God, so if I get bad news, at least I will know I will leave this world for a better place. No offense to Atheists, Agnostics, Allah, Muslims, etc.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hi all!

Just came across this and found it interesting.. Has anyone had the dream?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ial-24/9677789

Happy holidays to you all. Be safe.

WP you know these chicks Photoshop like a mother fucker. I have no idea WTF Tineye is, or, fisheye, Shanghai or, fucking Google Chrome, Mozilla Chrome, ChromeDome, Metronome, yada yada yada, or, whatever the fuck they call it. So, I have no way of knowing if those pics are out there on the web. But if she looks anything close to those pics, wow, then she would certainly be worth the visit. My 02.

JaguarXF.

[Don In Otown]

2. Angel. LMT on BP. Saw her a few times in past year or so, and about a month ago. Known her for several years. Still works out of her home. Conway area. Early-mid 30's, 5-6, 150/ lbs. Light brown hair / hazel eyes. Very curvy and voluptuous. Not BBW. Great pierced breasts DD's and beautiful, soft smooth skin and hands. Great massage technique, full body massage with optional drape. Angel is a real sweetheart and genuinely cares about you as a person, not just a client. Great to talk to and really hits those "problem areas", if you will. Angel reads the board too, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-29/8457990.

You've been kind enough to have a couple of sidebar discussions with me, so I hate disputing one of your reviews at any level. 150 lbs. Is being way kind. I'm going to go with 175-180 or more. So, the massage was fine. The base was .6 plus .4 for topless HE. Wasn't particularly at ease walking in. I guess it was safe enough, but I almost pulled out .2 to hand over to thank her for her trouble but decided to hang in there. The smell of cigarette smoke was pretty brutal, and the whole thing was just not a quality set up. Should have opted for a few more bucks and one of the BR gals that work near by.

[BabyLight333]

Lisa is a no go.

Pm For details.



Natural Busty 36 dd 4 ft 11 ,female certified massage Swedish body work, nice loving hands.

" Awaken the Senses ".

Stress Relief of tension sleep better Relaxing & Refreshing.

Outcalls to. Private Residence-.

Apt, Condo, Upscale Hotels 120/1 hour.

Discreet & your safety is assured *.

No Driver / Discreet attire.

(NO INCALL) Call Lisa (3 2 1) 2 7 7. 5 * 6 * 6 * 4.

No text Messages /*open late.

Poster's age: 39.

• Location: Orlando, outcalls orlando.

• User first posted June 2009.

• Post I'd: 7893217 orlando.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

The fucking link was not in my post. Here is Lynn's MBS link. Fellas, see her ASAP and give her some Christmas Cheer! She is worth the coin. PM me if you need anything else.

JaguarXF. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...kki-24/9656607.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from JaguarXF. Here are some "stocking stuffers", for my esteemed and venerable fellow hobbyists. No "coal" here fellas. Only Vag's, ta-tas and soft, smooth, succulent feminine flesh. Let us remember this holiday season, as a time for "giving". I give to you, my dear gents, my reviews of some recent "dreams". This will be my last review until late January, 2014. Enjoy.

1. Nikki. LMT on CL. Saw her again very recently. Early 20's, 5-6 130/ lbs. Br hair / br or hazel eyes. Be –see cup titties. Nice ass. Overall body is an 8/10.This young Latina is truly a sight to behold. Look at her photo. If you don't get instant "wood" looking at that photo, then you are on the wrong website (no offense to you gents who "swing" the other way). Reviewed her before. Draping is optional. Her incall office is on second floor of an office complex and Banquet Hall. Across from Rooms to Go / HH Gregg / Florida Mall. Beautiful body. Soft, smooth hands and skin. Really gets into her "sessions", if you will. Not a clock watcher. She really cares about you as a client. Wonderful technique, great full body massage. Nikki reads the board, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 100/ hr. http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4229630851.html.

2. Angel. LMT on BP. Saw her a few times in past year or so, and about a month ago. Known her for several years. Still works out of her home. Conway area. Early-mid 30's, 5-6, 150/ lbs. Light brown hair / hazel eyes. Very curvy and voluptuous. Not BBW. Great pierced breasts DD's and beautiful, soft smooth skin and hands. Great massage technique, full body massage with optional drape. Angel is a real sweetheart and genuinely cares about you as a person, not just a client. Great to talk to and really hits those "problem areas", if you will. Angel reads the board too, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-29/8457990.

3. Back in the USAS. Are., again. Svetlana. "Lana". LMT on BP / Palm Coast. Very nice 2nd floor studio two miles east of I-95.5-3/115/ blonde (bleached)/ blue eyes / be cup titties. Overall body is a 10/10. Gymnast / Aerialist / Trapezist. TOFFT again on this hot gal. For gents who travel to that area on business or, who simply want to take a drive up the coast to see her. I strongly encourage you to see this exceptionally hot "Soviet Vixen". Trust me she is worth the trip. Take a real close look at that ass on the trapeze. Any questions?? I didn't think so. Draping optional. Great massage, great technique, smooth skin and hands, very friendly gal. Menu is very "accommodating", though the Soviet accent is a bit thick. Highly, highly recommended. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. Please, PM for great Intel. http://spacecoast.backpage.com/Thera...etlana/8744573.

4. Heather LMT on CL / BP. 5-9/140 lbs / br / br. Visited her about a month ago. Very attractive woman. 7/10. Somewhat reserved and not much of a conversationalist. But she will warm up to you as she gets to know you better. Gorgeous, soothing, well adorned studio she shares with a male Therapist. Among the nicest I have ever been to. Very nice office park just off of Tuskawilla Road. Draping Optional. Great ambience. Soothing and relaxing music. Heather performs a great massage. Soft, smooth, extremely sensual hands and tailors the massage to your liking. Not a clock watcher. 70/ hr. Will repeat. PM for more Intel. http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...eather/2581398.

5. Tatiana. BP / Body Rubs. Hot little thick-bottomed Latina. Works out of the same apt. As McKenzie and her "crew", if you will (Selena, Jessica, et al) 5-2/130 lbs./ br / br. There are usually a few of the gals hanging out in the living room when you first walk in. But they use the back master bedroom for the clients and a shower is available too. Tatiana has a really succulent ass, nice titties and takes direction well. Her ass is what you "cum" for. Tatiana is a really sweet and very friendly gal. Very, soft, pleasant and seems to really enjoy her time with you. I did not feel rushed in any way. Wore a very sexy "Victoria's Secret" type of skimpy lingerie. Didn't really take a good look at it because she was not in it for very long. Lots of roaming, groaning and moaning. Intensely sexual. A lot like Jackie (Hispanic MBS / Elite Jackie off of Semoran) and McKenzie. I would classify the luscious Tatiana as an "over achiever" like Lilly at MBS. Friendly competition among the "rub gals" can only benefit their clients as each gal tries to "out-perform" the other in order to keep their men "cumming and cumming and cumming" back. Nude BTB was awesome. Got up on the table and really showed me her tremendous skill set. Nipple suck, BBBL, COA, COT, COC, because. And she will also do Corona lick and tease. Took her from behind (not quite FS at that point but PM for more on that) and made her wear her sexy panties (I just pushed them over to the side. You know, like in the movies). Grabbed her beautiful curvaceous hips and drove into her like Mario Andretti in the 1969 Indy 500. Tatiana slammed back into me as hard as her tight, thick little ass could. She arched her round / thick ass as high as she could while hanging on to the table for dear life. Watching her beautiful round ass bounce and "ricochet" off of my cock was truly a sight to behold (will do a "reach around" upon request, at no extra charge). Tatiana was dutifully trying her very best to milk my load from my swollen, heavy and aching sac. Libidinously, salaciously and ultimately lasciviously, I simply could not take it anymore. (Sorry honey, but your "squeeze" technique sent me into the abyss of orgasmic decadence). I pulled out, spread her ass cheeks with my left hand, jerked with my right and blew my searing, molten load all over her still quivering ass cheeks. She arched wiggled her round, thick ass as high as she could to catch my "Peter North" like ropes of nut cream in her puckered little brown Latina asshole. Seriously, I came almost as hard with Tatiana as I did with McKenzie (at least I did not put out any candles when I nutted with Tatiana). McKenzie, maybe you should move the candles from the base of the wall, over towards the window. Whaddaya say, sweetheart?? I encourage you gents to see Tatiana and take good care of her during this holiday season and she will take good care of you. Will make a 4 hand appointment with Tatiana and McKenzie before Christmas if possible. Will definitely repeat with Tatiana. 150/30. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...407-25/9539054.

6. "All I want for Christmas is a nice AMP Massage"/ BP. Stopped in to MST two weeks ago right next to MBS. Parked near the "Smoke Shop" so my gals at MBS would not see me "cheating" on them, if you will. Walked down the length of the sidewalk to the spa. Walked inside. I inquired as to the rates. Late 30's 5-1"/105 lb, Korean brunette gal named "Cindy" welcomes me and says: "60 dolla half hour, 80 dolla one hour". Jag say: "Ok. One hour. Give me Saya", Cindy say: "She go sayonara". Then Jag say: "give me Mooki". Cindy say: "No Mooki, I give you: "Mimi". So, Cindy, in utterly fractured English, asks me to wait a minute while she calls Mimi. I sit in a chair across from the reception desk and wait while Cindy walks out the back door. WTF?? A few minutes later she comes back in with a barefooted "Mimi". I swear she looked like she had just returned from the "paddy" fields of the Mekong Delta, circa 1967. Mimi is: late 40's or early 50's. 5-0" 100 lb / bl / br. Body was 4/10. Not very attractive, wore a lot of make-up and she was not particularly friendly. She had shoulder length hair and frankly she did not look "fresh", if you will. I was not looking for anything other than a standard rub and tug. So I figured WTF, TOFTT anyway. Mimi's English was absolutely wretched. Massage rooms had #'s on the doors. But, the place was pretty clean and neat. Even had a nice little Christmas tree right next to the front door. The table shower room was at the back of the spa, just in front of the washer and dryer room. Did not want TS though. Went into the room. Got naked. Mimi comes back in. Starts standard massage. Rough technique. After a few minutes, she climbs on the table, grabs the fucking "handrails" on the ceiling and starts to walk on my back. Jag say: "No walkie on backie, today". With a puzzled look, Mimi say: "no walkie on Jaggie"? So, long story, short: I just told her that I wanted a massage without the "Trapeze" effect, as I already have my lovely Soviet, Palm Coast gal, "Lana" for that. On the flip, very mechanized with not much sensuality. Hands not so smooth. Standard HE. Overall, a sub-par experience. Note: As I was leaving, I turned right on Colonial and then turned right at the traffic light near Dancer's Royale. Drove back down the street behind MBS. I saw Mimi walking out from behind her studio and into a house directly behind MBS. WTF?? So I waved to her as I was driving past her and she waved back. That was cool. I guess the AMP gals live there?? 80/ hr. Hamilton for the tip. 90 total. Won't repeat. http://orlando.backpage.com/Salons/e...ing-touch/6754.

7. Lynn, MBS. "Fresh Meat" at MBS! Lynn is a recent member of the talented team of ladies at MBS. Since Lynn is new so I decided to TOFTT. I saw her only one time and I think she started a week or two ago. Where do I begin?? Lynn is: American, early 20's, 5-5/140 lbs / br / br. 6-7/10 body IMHO. Not a spinner. Medium complexion. Honestly, Lynn could easily be mistaken for McKenzie's sister. They look very similar, though, I would have to give McKenzie the edge in overall body appearance. Lynn is a very sexy, curvy, voluptuous, sultry, alluring, enticing and highly sensualized young woman. Gorgeous and sexy "smoker free" smile. Deeply sensual and smoldering eyes. D cup titties with gorgeous areolas and soft ½ inch long nipples. Her hair is down to her mid-back area. Some tats on her left upper chest just below her clavicle, as well as a series of similarly patterned smaller tats, from her right hip down to her right thigh. They looked like butterflies, but the room was too dark to make a clear distinction. Belly piercing as well. Very nice and sexy feet, too. Lynn appears to practice impeccable hygiene. That is certainly more than I can say for some of the MBS gals. (Judy / Annett / Scarlett / Gabby, please remind your gals at your next "staff" (I know, bad pun) meeting to always freshen their Vag's and wash their hair before they cum to work). Lynn is truly a gorgeous young woman and seems to enjoy her work. If you are a true gentleman, respectful and courteous, Lynn will do her best to make sure you that your "sac" is completely drained and that you leave totally satisfied. Lynn's entire body is so very smooth, soft and tender. When she gets naked and climbs up on the table with you, all of your problems in life simply disappear in a cloud of "lust and high arcing choad", if you will. Lynn will kiss you all over with some BBBL, BBCL and NS. Her hands are very, very soft and smooth and she gently caresses your sac and squeezes your cock with just the right pressure. You can literally feel the "heat" of her soft, tender sensual hand (s) as she "innocently" curls her erotic fingers around your pulsating cock, while looking deeply into your eyes with a debased lasciviousness that OP himself would be proud of. Seriously, Lynn will be able to feel your "heartbeat" pulsing through the overly engorged veins of your prick. Trust me on this, gents. Lynn will rub her lovely body all over you. BBTF and BBACF too. The inside of her vag has a nice medium-pink appearance, with somewhat thin, yet exquisitely contoured labia minora, blending nicely into her labia majora. Her vaginal aroma is that of a young, tender 23 year old woman, with a sweet / sour tartness. I don't think Lynn has fucked many people as her Vag appears too tight. Naked, I mounted her from behind as she lay on her stomach on the table. Mercilessly, I fucked her soft, tender ass cheeks. It got pretty intense. Lynn thrust her ass up against my cock to meet my thrusts. She moaned and she groaned, for what I thought was my bone. But when I moved her thong over and tried to stick my cock in her vag from behind, she said no. "Not today, Jose". So, she finished me off with an amazing squeeze tease, please, release and volcanic nude BTB finish. No FS. But you can, CON, because, COA, COCH. PM me about DATY. Thinking about doing a four hand with Lynn and my Lovely Cheyanne before Christmas. Though I've only seen her one time, I will definitely repeat and I highly recommend Lynn. 160 total including Gabby's / Annett's / Scarlett / Judy's BS fucking door fee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_m...min-24/9633279.

8. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Nadine about two weeks ago. Nice AA gal. I will make this short. Excellent massage and totally legit. If you want a great massage, knock yourself out. 60/ hr.

9. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Kelly about 3 weeks ago. Excellent massage. 60/ hr. Totally legit. If you want a great massage, go for it.

10. Emily at MBS. May have mentioned this already but it is worth repeating. The lovely Emily has gone home to San Francisco. Wish her the best. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rls-23/9446627.

11. Lisette at MBS. Another recent hot session with this stunning young Latina. Reviewed her before. Early 20's. 5-4 or so 125 lbs / br / br There are no more superlatives to describe this deeply sensual woman. Exceptional hygiene, like Lynn. Great BTB nude rub, lots of extras. NO FS but very, very close. PM about DATY. Lisette offers a really nice buffet if she likes and trusts you. Lissette can squeeze, tease and please with the best rub gals in the biz. If Lisette ever became an independent Rub gal or Escort, she would become a fairly wealthy woman, IMHO. Every time I see this seductress, I wonder why she is not a movie star. Seriously. She is hotter than, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Kardashian, J-Lo and the other media gals (Though Marilyn Monroe is my ATF, with the smoking hot and sexy Jill St. John from "Diamonds are Forever", in my top 5 ATF's). Lisette actually looks better in person than she does in the pics. How many gals can say that? Got up on the table with me for some hot all over BTB intensity. Lots of roaming, groaning, moaning. She really gets right up into your face and talks dirty for you while she jerks your cock. Like Tatiana, Lisette will do a reach around upon request at no additional charge. Just a tat or two. Amazing, neatly shaved vag, super smooth skin, she smells wonderful and she makes my knees buckle every time she milks out my copious hot load of "choad". COT, COA, because, COC, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Sexy feet too. Thinking about doing a 4 hand with her and Cheyanne, too. VS, I know you mainly see SW's and Escorts, but I would highly recommend that you see this Latina seductress. She will make you feel like you are 25 again. 180 total. Of course, will repeat again and again. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ret-24/9670591.

12. Invigor8. I reviewed the beautiful Natalie previously. This is just a quick update regarding "Jollyman's" post #11358 last week about him seeing a hobbyists being pulled over by OPD on 12-14. Just trying to help my fellow hobbyists with this Intel. I drove by Invigor8 on 12-16,12-17 and 12-19 at various times during each of those 3 days. I drove down Parramore (Northbound, from West Robinson Street, toward Colonial) a few times and a few times, Eastbound on Colonial from North Tampa Avenue to Parramore and on to North Hughey. The times were in the mid–late afternoon, early evening. I spent about 20 minutes each time looking for UC LE, marked LE, etc. I looked down some of the side streets and the back lots of a few of the adjacent businesses. Like Sgt. Schultz, "I saw nothing". I was very discreet so as to not draw attention, and I think I may have only seen one or two BSW's in the immediate area. Hopefully LE is done harassing Invigor8. But who knows for sure. I like Lynn, the owner, and I wish her great success. http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?keyword=natalie.