Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4850]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!

Hey man, sorry about your subpar experience at MBS. If you don't mind, would you inform us all who you saw? M.be. S has some fairly new provider's, so it's possible that you received a dream from a girl who's not that experienced. Also, how much coin did you dish out?

[ShyGuy2175]

Been while since got that wild hair to dream about a nice rub. Unfortunately my dream was more of a nightmare, dreamt of m.be. S., average rub but upsell at end after taking care of my dream guide. Won't ever repeat!

[MrFuat]

I've been to Oriental Spa several times thinking that there might be a couple of hidden gems, and in the basis of some of the rubmaps reviews. 1) I think rubmaps has a lot of bull shit reviews and 2) it just ain't going to happen at Oriental. My best after several attempts. Self. Service while the lady rubbed my sack. And yes, I too have had the wonderful experience of listening to that kid running up and down the hallway.

I've seen some real cuties there outside cleaning the windows in shorts while driving by some mornings. Didn't see anything like that inside!

Thanks for the tip, won't be repeating.

[Don In Otown]

I was thinking NT would be a sure thing but stored at oriental spa, another personal first. Drew a tall, big, ditzy Chinese 22 year old named ada. Marginal massage with way to much oil and roaming highly (and loudly) discouraged. On the flip she explained she is a girl and likes boys but never touched that during massage, strictly professional.

So that was Christmas, 2 swings and 2 misses!!

I've been to Oriental Spa several times thinking that there might be a couple of hidden gems, and in the basis of some of the rubmaps reviews. 1) I think rubmaps has a lot of bull shit reviews and 2) it just ain't going to happen at Oriental. My best after several attempts. Self. Service while the lady rubbed my sack. And yes, I too have had the wonderful experience of listening to that kid running up and down the hallway.

[MrFuat]

Once the festivities slowed down on the holiday I noticed that a few of the parlours had opened. None of my regulars but a few I wanted to try. Headed to Asian spa on the 10 k block of 50. Must have walked into lunch as it was rancid with fish odor. When one of the two old women invited me in I asked for cici (I know, was looking for the exit). There other old woman said she may be cici, I said she didn't look like cici and she admitted she wasn't. As I headed for the door she shouted try me, we all the same. Not Likely.

I was thinking NT would be a sure thing but stored at oriental spa, another personal first. Drew a tall, big, ditzy Chinese 22 year old named ada. Marginal massage with way to much oil and roaming highly (and loudly) discouraged. On the flip she explained she is a girl and likes boys but never touched that during massage, strictly professional.

So that was Christmas, 2 swings and 2 misses!!

[Taster6969]

Stopped in for a little are&are paid 70 and saw a new girl they had. Little bit on the skinny side but gave her a try. Massage was not bad and was able to roam freely. She has small boobs and no ass. After 30 minutes, she asked me to turn over. She began to give me a very sensual massage and moved closer to me and the fun began. Asked what I wanted and told her to remove her pants to play a little with the kitty. Agreed to her price but asked for $ up front. She began to suck the rooster while I played with her kitty. She did not seem to mind and used her hand and mouth to do the deed. Tried to cum in mouth but pulled away and said no. O we'll I tried. She washed me down with a few hot towels and finished me off with a 10 minute head massage. Ok service but I think I paid too much for service. Think she is in her early 50's.on the down side I don't think she changed the sheets as I was leaving she just smooth the top sheet down. Yuck!! Had much better at different location.

[Taster6969]

Stopped in for a little are&are paid 70 and saw a new girl they had. Little bit on the skinny side but gave her a try. Massage was not bad and was able to roam freely. She has small boobs and no ass. After 30 minutes, she asked me to turn over. She began to give me a very sensual massage and moved closer to me and the fun began. Asked what I wanted and told her to remove her pants to play a little with the kitty. Agreed to her price but asked for $ up front. She began to suck the rooster while I played with her kitty. She did not seem to mind and used her hand and mouth to do the deed. Tried to cum in mouth but pulled away and said no. O we'll I tried. She washed me down with a few hot towels and finished me off with a 10 minute head massage. Ok service but I think I paid too much for service. Think she is in her early 50's.on the down side I don't think she changed the sheets as I was leaving she just smooth the top sheet down. Yuck!! Had much better at different location.

[TRowePrice]

I want to be like jag one day.

Model guy with the crazy amounts of $ to do what ever he wants.

My Hats off sir to you.

1. Pick up a fresh shirt and khakis at dry cleaner (light starch).

2. Do copious amounts of manscaping to crack and balls.

3. Comb out the dingleberries.

4. Call Hertz.

5. Pick up flowers.

6. Rub one out and pay $ to do so.

[Member #4882]

Tell us the scoop.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...ecials/8457902

[Gruglok]

I was having alot of body pain and was just in a ton of physical pain. I wanted a good massage, extras would be nice if available but it wasn't my main concern. So after seeing Oriental Massage's ad including a free table shower I jumped on it and headed over. Upon entry the place was dead, no one came to the door and all I heard was a little kid playing in the front office. So I about faced and got ready to leave. It was the first time I've experienced being chased outside to get me to go back in..and I did. I was hurting all over and simply asked for the best masseuse.

Long story short: Incredible deep tissue massage, one of the best I've had, it was a little weak on the feet but everything else was incredible. Not picky about the drape and extras might be had, but I was too drunk from my pain being rubbed away that I didn't even think to ask about anything else. I was at full salute and got teased but no direct play and at the end was given a line about why she doesn't do it. Table shower was not offered and she wanted a specific amount of donation which was funny. I'll return again for a serious rub..but the kid and the specific tip requested are enough to knock them off of my list.

[NinerMan8]

We had patience with you. Have patience with yourself. You say you never saw a post about her. We say you never looked. Rule 1. RTFF. Rule 2. See rule 1. Rule 3. Look at the upper right hand corner of the page. See the 'Advanced Search? (that's what I linked to on my first reply). USE IT. You will find lots of answers to your question. Read the FAQ (Link on that top blue bar as well). Read 3 months. Make that 6 months worth of postings. (= Read The Fucking Forum) You will not only learn to use the board, you will find your answers. And have a list of must sees. (Easy!

You will also learn to post your experiences before you ask. Merry Christmas.

Thanks for the info, I got it now, Merry Christmas.

[Quasimodo45]

I never saw a post about her and I am new here, so have alittle patience with me.

We had patience with you. Have patience with yourself. You say you never saw a post about her. We say you never looked. Rule 1. RTFF. Rule 2. See rule 1. Rule 3. Look at the upper right hand corner of the page. See the 'Advanced Search? (that's what I linked to on my first reply). USE IT. You will find lots of answers to your question. Read the FAQ (Link on that top blue bar as well). Read 3 months. Make that 6 months worth of postings. (= Read The Fucking Forum) You will not only learn to use the board, you will find your answers. And have a list of must sees. (Easy!

You will also learn to post your experiences before you ask. Merry Christmas.

[Putzy]

Amen to that... I have also found myself in situations where a limit was unheard of and a cell number was provided. It's all on how you present yourself and continue to present yourself.

Yep, good times are there to be had, if you treat the girls right. One time I showed up at a brevard AMP late, about an hour before closing, and the girl, who I had seen a couple times in the previous couple months, tells me that we are all alone and straight out asks "want to have some fun? Well, duh. So she goes and locks the door, turns off the open sign, and then the fun started. Full nude body to body table shower, some massage and then a lot of what comes naturally between consenting adults. It was amazing. She gave me her cell phone, and we hooked up a few more times over the next few months, even after she moved to different AMP from the coast to o-town.

And Jag's advice on cleanliness is bang on. I frequent strip clubs and AMPs mostly. I can't tell you how many times a stripper has commented positively on my clothes, or clean shave, or soft hands (guys, there's this stuff called moisturizer!) or my scent. I have had many tell them how dancing for me is so nice compared to a lot of other guys. And in my experience, I can tell you if she is enjoying it more, you will enjoy it more. And even though the AMP's will give you a table shower, I always show up clean first. I will often shower just before going, so I don't smell like sweaty ass while standing the naked beside her waiting for the shower to start. Let's face it, the TS is really not about getting clean, its more about getting a little dirty, and having some fun.

[NinerMan8]

She gives an excellent legit massage as posted here many times. If you read the posts you would have known that.

I never saw a post about her and I am new here, so have alittle patience with me.

[Indian River]

Does anyone have any info on Tanya in Waterford Lakes?

She gives an excellent legit massage as posted here many times. If you read the posts you would have known that.