Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 12-28-13 23:49

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

So paid a visit to Capital. Usually see Jenni, used to see Eva, and I get Coco, the new Coco. It's a CMP, and Coco is a little thick, hair is bleached, and she has no massage skills. Then she starts the coughing, and it's a deep gurgerly cough, blowing nose a couple times in the 90 minutes. I have to tell her how to massage. She goes right to my weak point, the backdoor, and I splooge right there. So we flip, she cleans up, but then starts trying to get me off again. That's not going to happen, I try to tell her but there seems to be a language barrier. Here's the kicker. While doing a little chest massage, she leans over and kisses me on the lips. I practically gag, and grab for the towel to wipe that disease off. WTF was she thinking, pass her crud to me? Totally grossed out. I hit the bathroom and luckily there's germ / alcohol bottle and I try to kill the bacteria. More good news, another monger comes into front area while I was still in room, I wait to come out ...and they lead him right into my room, and it isn't even cleaned yet!

Scrap this dump from your list. They are giving CMPs a bad name. It's still .1 per minute (normal CMP pricing) and I tipped .4, and also told Jenni that Coco was horrible. I've been chewing Vitamin see all day.

I hit this place frequently and have had Michelle. She seems to be no longer there and I have had Coco for the past two sessions. Coco used to be called Candy at the "big white bird" over in Ashburn. She was great at Ashburn but nothing to write home about at Capital. Also, Jinny / Jenny seems to be handsoff with this place (e.g. Just manages the place) and rushes Coco for the two times I have seen her because of other customers coming in. This place sucks. Not worth it unless Michelle returns.

**Playboy69** · 12-27-13 18:21

Originally Posted by CaptnStubbing [View Original Post]

Warning there is 9 at FCCC this week. Saw her on Tuesday. A 9 in the world of AMP girls. 26,36 DD, fairly tight, stripper face / long hair. Well, not fairly tight anymore. HAHA. Cost $$ for 45 mins. Get her before she is gone.

I'm interested in seeing this 9. Where is FCCC? Thanks & happy hunting!

**Watta** · 12-27-13 14:08

Just visited Candy at the F C C C. She is about 5 feet and 90 pounds. HUGE bolt-on DDs. Very skinny otherwise. Cute face and long straight hair.

She is a real cowgirl!! Rode me quite a while and I think she really got off a couple times! Other positions gladly performed with equal vigor!

Go see her before she rotates out!

F C C C. You know the number!

Watta Ride!!

**Utwogood** · 12-26-13 18:32

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**Stashio** · 12-26-13 15:25

Originally Posted by Stashio [View Original Post]

There is a new listing for a place in Woodbridge. I may have to check it out. It could be the Old Bamboo place that just moved across the street from where they were. The old Bamboo number still works but I haven't called the new number yet. I will report back later today.

Stay safe.

OK, I went to check it out, price was as advertised except 10 mor for ts. TS was good and didn't miss a crack. Soap was cold as helln but the water was nice and hot. On to the room and asked for a soft massage, which was pretty good. On the flip, on came the cover. After about 10 minutes, it came off. She said you give good tip, I nodded yes. She started off really goodn then a customer showed up. She left to greet them and told them there was a wait. She came back in and started again. I tried to roam, but she kept moving away. The finish was good. Looks was a 8, she had some very nice ta tas, which looked real from what I could tell when she bent over in front of me. She was on the small side, maybe 5'5, 130 lbs, cute face. I may return again to see if I can roam.

**Stashio** · 12-26-13 10:29

There is a new listing for a place in Woodbridge. I may have to check it out. It could be the Old Bamboo place that just moved across the street from where they were. The old Bamboo number still works but I haven't called the new number yet. I will report back later today.

Stay safe.

**Captn Stubbing** · 12-25-13 18:49

Warning there is 9 at FCCC this week. Saw her on Tuesday. A 9 in the world of AMP girls. 26,36 DD, fairly tight, stripper face / long hair. Well, not fairly tight anymore. HAHA. Cost $$ for 45 mins. Get her before she is gone.

**Dr Bombay** · 12-25-13 16:46

Please clear your box.

**Ted Williams** · 12-23-13 11:34

I ended up in neighborhood in Fairfax with 60 minutes to kill. Had found an AMP nearby known as suns tar. I had made an appt as they are not welcoming of walk ins. Met by yoyo who is late 40 ish look with normal size build not thin or fat be / see breast size, flat bum, but a heavy smoker.

Did normal TS, slight tease somewhat misleading, time in sauna was nice and warm, had hard massage, but no tease during massage and finished with mechanical happy ending. On the finish, it was half-hearted, roaming was discouraged, and had to direct hand to area that needed attention to start finish. One positive was no upsell or haggle for tip. Wouldn't repeat for this massage, unless I missed someone else.

**Mustang946** · 12-21-13 20:30

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

FYI...Amy is gone. I think I had Candy...and she was just average..Amy actually gave a great hard Swedish massage...too bad she's gone...

I saw Linda who said that Amy was booked. I thought that I could hear her voice in the hallway as she was getting a hot towel or something. Linda is almost as good massage-wise as Amy. Looks wise, she is a little heavier but then again Amy is quite slender. Linda used hit stones on my back which felt pretty good. Downside is that with Linda, there is no assisted finish, at least on the first time with her. There was some roaming allowed though.

**Krakatoa** · 12-21-13 20:10

Originally Posted by YmmvAlot [View Original Post]

If you have an ATF.- remember the season!

Appreciating the holiday greetings.

**JmSuttr** · 12-21-13 18:43

Originally Posted by Stashio [View Original Post]

Went to the new place in Fredericksburg yesterday. As I was let in some guy was sitting there on the couch on his phone surfing. The therapist took the fee for 30 minutes and we went back to the room. I tried asking who he was but she didn't undrrstand and went to open the door. She finally closed it after a few minutes. I felt uncomfortable because I didn't know if there was a sting going on. Kept underwear on just in case, massage sucked, don't know if I will return. With the guy sitting out there I should have bolted. But when I left he was gone. Be safe out there as Uncle has been visiting some places.

They wouldn't want to spook the clients as that kind of defeats the intended purpose. If the guy was Asian, then perhaps he was there for some kind of protective purpose. If not Asian, then perhaps he was a client who was waiting for his own masseuse, which would indicate it was a legit place since true AMPs are pretty good about keeping clients from seeing each other. But any of those reasons, including the one you gave, is more than enough justification for excusing yourself and finding another place. Better luck next time!

**Stashio** · 12-21-13 13:49

Went to the new place in Fredericksburg yesterday. As I was let in some guy was sitting there on the couch on his phone surfing. The therapist took the fee for 30 minutes and we went back to the room. I tried asking who he was but she didn't undrrstand and went to open the door. She finally closed it after a few minutes. I felt uncomfortable because I didn't know if there was a sting going on. Kept underwear on just in case, massage sucked, don't know if I will return. With the guy sitting out there I should have bolted. But when I left he was gone. Be safe out there as Uncle has been visiting some places.

**Kijimuna** · 12-20-13 09:41

Originally Posted by Volvos40 [View Original Post]

I saw the new ads on CL or BP, whichever. But thanks for not getting my hopes, wasting 2 hours, and flushing $$ down the drain.

The massage was pretty good. She teased a little, so I think you could help yourself if you really wanted.

**Volvos40** · 12-19-13 23:04

FYI...Amy is gone. I think I had Candy...and she was just average..Amy actually gave a great hard Swedish massage...too bad she's gone...

Originally Posted by Krakatoa [View Original Post]

Tried the newish CAMP on Wilson Blvd recently. I have to agree with previous posters, the location seems dicey. What's with the Allstate office upstairs? Nonetheless, I had a positive experience. I received an excellent deep tissue massage from Amy. You could tell she knew what she was doing. I opted for the economy finish, and she was equally talented in that department. Would recommend.