Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

**Member #5083** · 12-21-13 13:58

Originally Posted by RhettB [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...

Elizabeth Shue's, she's not. Not that Elizabeth Shue is anything special on the global scale, but way above what's offered here. Lizzy could post a, body only, photo if she is concerned about anonymity. No, I would not post my real name or photo. I doubt that Heidi or Lizzy's os her real name. No one expects a provider to use her real name. As far as posting my real photo, I am not asking anyone to pay $ to screw me. But If I was a girl in the business, and decided to use a fake pic, I wouldn't be dumb enough to use a photo of a celebrity.

**Cinyguy C** · 12-21-13 13:13

I second this. She is very classy and sweet, I think this will not be a long term career for her. She has way to much too lose by posting real pics.

Originally Posted by RhettB [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...

**Member #5522** · 12-21-13 12:56

Originally Posted by Mykull44 [View Original Post]

Does this clown serious think that providers survive and thrive on just what he pays them? If that were true there would be a lot of poor and unhappy providers. Get real WTF!

& no. I was referring to a couple ladies that have him, maybe more, but at least him on their will not see list. But wait, we have some marvelous parting gifts for your participation.

**BuyingSmiles** · 12-21-13 11:02

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.

I heard the story when I was in South Africa. They told me I did not have to outrun the lion, just the guys with me.

For you to imply, there are only two versions of this, makes you look like a total jack wagon.

**BFDeal** · 12-21-13 08:34

You only get this kind of stuff on Monday Night Raw.

BFDeal.

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well!

**RhettB** · 12-21-13 08:23

Gentlemen, yes Lizzy was Heidi, she is now an independent. And for those who have actually met with her knows my previous post is true.

It is not her fault that Elizabeth Shue looks like her. I would dare any of you to post your real photo and your real name. So if you are looking for someone you can have an incredible time with contact Lizzy.

Good day Gentlemen...

**ItsTimeToEat** · 12-21-13 08:15

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.

SMDH...

Same guy, Same drama.

**Member #5522** · 12-21-13 06:55

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.

The point of the story ass hat. Please also see the two comments below yours by one of the two I was referring to. For Christmas maybe I'll give you a pair of her panties because that's as close to that sweet honey that you will get again. Is that what really bothers you? I'm pleasing the girls you want but can't see?

**Mykull44** · 12-21-13 03:14

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.

Does this clown serious think that providers survive and thrive on just what he pays them? If that were true there would be a lot of poor and unhappy providers. Get real WTF!

**PhatDaty** · 12-20-13 22:20

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well!

What point? You couldn't even get the damn story straight.

**SashaBlack** · 12-20-13 21:00

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.

I'm yours.

**SashaBlack** · 12-20-13 20:59

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

I wasn't seeking an altercation, just curious as to what he was talking about. The girls that are my favorites won't see him anyway. Self promoted pleas of recognition aren't my thing. I am extremely confident in my talents & the pleasure I see on my girls faces are reward enough for me.

At everything you do. I love being with you and need more of you.

**Member #5522** · 12-20-13 17:47

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.

Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well!

**DavidNgrk** · 12-20-13 16:47

My rant:

Why is it so hard for cars to get up the Covington cut in the hill? I am ready to make homemade sign that states: "drive people, your car can go faster than 25 up a little hill" I mean our cars have engines in them right? We're not using Fred Flintstone cars.

Once people get to the top they suddenly realize they can hit the accelerator and drive 55+.

**PhatDaty** · 12-20-13 16:26

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Two men were walking in the woods when they came upon a bear. The bear gave chase and as the two men were running for their lives, one said to the other" we have to outrun this fucking bear" to which the other man replied" I just have to outrun you ". Your statement is a true comparison. Whomever wins isn't the best in the city. They are just better than you or vice versa. As for the above comment, you just can't help but show your ass can you?

As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.