Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

**SashaBlack** · 12-20-13 22:00

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.

I'm yours.

**SashaBlack** · 12-20-13 21:59

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

I wasn't seeking an altercation, just curious as to what he was talking about. The girls that are my favorites won't see him anyway. Self promoted pleas of recognition aren't my thing. I am extremely confident in my talents & the pleasure I see on my girls faces are reward enough for me.

At everything you do. I love being with you and need more of you.

**Member #5522** · 12-20-13 18:47

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.

Thanks for continuing to prove my point I feel bad for you. Merry Christmas to you as well!

**DavidNgrk** · 12-20-13 17:47

My rant:

Why is it so hard for cars to get up the Covington cut in the hill? I am ready to make homemade sign that states: "drive people, your car can go faster than 25 up a little hill" I mean our cars have engines in them right? We're not using Fred Flintstone cars.

Once people get to the top they suddenly realize they can hit the accelerator and drive 55+.

**PhatDaty** · 12-20-13 17:26

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Two men were walking in the woods when they came upon a bear. The bear gave chase and as the two men were running for their lives, one said to the other" we have to outrun this fucking bear" to which the other man replied" I just have to outrun you ". Your statement is a true comparison. Whomever wins isn't the best in the city. They are just better than you or vice versa. As for the above comment, you just can't help but show your ass can you?

As anyone that has actually spent time in the wilderness will tell you, that is a stupid saying. Besides you got the saying wrong along with the poor spelling and grammar.

There are two versions:

Each involves a guide.

In the first version, the guide instructs the other man on about not being able to outrun a bear (which is indeed is very true if you have ever seen one in person be it black, brown, grizzly, or polar, they are some fast bastards when motivated). When they encounter the bear, the guide calmly sits down and replaces his heavy hiking boots with track shoes and the poor fellow gets the same response that you gave: "I just have to out run you.

In the second version, the one the Alaskans tell, it involves a naive person loading a .357 into his pack. The guide tells him it will be useless unless he has several fast loaders, as even with an expert shot, it will most likely bounce off their very thick frontal skull and just piss the bear off. Later they encounter a bear. The guide once again calmly sits down and reaches into his pack and pulls out a small .22 pistol. The man asks him what he is going to do with that if even a .357 won't drop a bear. The guide smiles at him and shoots him in both knees: "I just have to out run you.

Both of these are silly stories though. I was taught how to deal with bears by an experienced Doyon Inuit Eskimo a long time ago:

You don't have to outrun the bear or your companion. If at first you can't scare it off simply buy banging a stick and ringing a bear bell (which every hiker in deep wilderness should carry), you just throw salmon jerky at it (which you keep sealed until you need it) then toss the rest to each side of the trail and simply walk calmly further down the trail. It will leave you alone because it will busily search the brush for hours for the scattered scent.

It works like a charm. I have done it several times, once in Denali, once in Yosemite, and once in Boone National Forest.

Merry Christmas, even if you are often a douche.

**TMaxxx5324** · 12-20-13 14:00

Anyone out there know how to cancel your membership? I think it's time for me to move on...

**Member #5522** · 12-20-13 07:43

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

How positive are you? Lest your forget this is a hobby for us, but make no mistake it is about money for them. Sure sometimes we can become friendly with some of these ladies, but if you really believe they would turn down money in this economy, especially close to the holiday, you are even dumber than I first thought you were.

I already contribute to several charities. This is more about putting to rest who the best pussy eater in the city is, so you are damn straight, I am chest pounding.

Two men were walking in the woods when they came upon a bear. The bear gave chase and as the two men were running for their lives, one said to the other" we have to outrun this fucking bear" to which the other man replied" I just have to outrun you ". Your statement is a true comparison. Whomever wins isn't the best in the city. They are just better than you or vice versa. As for the above comment, you just can't help but show your ass can you?

**PhatDaty** · 12-20-13 02:27

Originally Posted by Truth100 [View Original Post]

No offense but I mean who in the fuk eats pussy that's had at least 10 dicks wrapped in rubber in it within the previous 24 hrs. I'm freaky but that just doesn't make any sense to me and it damn sure isn't anything to beat a chest over LOL.

Body wash and fruited lubricants are our friends. Hopefully you are being equally hygienic. After all what gal wants to suck a cock that has pissed several times and been stuffed in underpants near a taint and sweaty balls all day.

It is all perspective, my friend.

WALDT is the golden rule.

**PhatDaty** · 12-20-13 02:22

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.

How positive are you? Lest your forget this is a hobby for us, but make no mistake it is about money for them. Sure sometimes we can become friendly with some of these ladies, but if you really believe they would turn down money in this economy, especially close to the holiday, you are even dumber than I first thought you were.

**Truth100** · 12-19-13 22:48

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

I already contribute to several charities. This is more about putting to rest who the best pussy eater in the city is, so you are damn straight, I am chest pounding.

No offense but I mean who in the fuk eats pussy that's had at least 10 dicks wrapped in rubber in it within the previous 24 hrs. I'm freaky but that just doesn't make any sense to me and it damn sure isn't anything to beat a chest over LOL.

**Member #5522** · 12-19-13 21:24

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

Maybe, maybe not. There is a reason I no longer write reviews. You have no idea who I may or may not be fucking--or making squirt.

Fuck whomever you want. I am POSITIVE we are not sharing the girls I'm speaking of.

**PhatDaty** · 12-19-13 21:19

Originally Posted by DGoesDown [View Original Post]

The girls that are my favorites won't see him anyway.

Maybe, maybe not. There is a reason I no longer write reviews. You have no idea who I may or may not be fucking--or making squirt.

**DrDerrick** · 12-19-13 14:53

Originally Posted by PhatDaty [View Original Post]

I already contribute to several charities. This is more about putting to rest who the best pussy eater in the city is, so you are damn straight, I am chest pounding.

There has got to be something in the water in SinSinati. You guys are the most ass backwards egomaniacs I have ever seen. I think Jerry Springer put a spell on your guys and made you live a life full of shennanigans you have the most outrageous posts and ideas I have ever read in my entire 25 years of mongering.

**Mykull44** · 12-19-13 13:49

Originally Posted by Varoom [View Original Post]

Why don't you and anyone who is considering taking you up on this EGO challenge, each take your $ 250 bucks and donate it to some charitable cause that will benefit some under priviledged kids who aren't likely to have as good of a Xmas without it... Then each of you go off and fvck and suck who you want without the chest beating [ofIcansuckaclitbetterthanucan] antics! Am I the only one who has enjoyed the deafening silence of the lack of PD's ego-fvcking-maniac assertions.

[AndhereIwentoffandspentmy$250onthat"PDwentawayforgoodparty"]

Why do you feel the need to be rude to PD? He is just enjoying the hobby in his own way. We all have the right to do this, within reason of course. If no one get hurt and all agree whats the problem? Regardless of the "WHY" this is still a free country. To my knowledge PD has done nothing bad that I have heard about. I am sure the ladies have no problem with him. Wish I could say that about all mongers and providers, but this is not a perfect world, but why be rude?

**Member #5522** · 12-19-13 13:33

Originally Posted by Varoom [View Original Post]

Why don't you and anyone who is considering taking you up on this EGO challenge, each take your $ 250 bucks and donate it to some charitable cause that will benefit some under priviledged kids who aren't likely to have as good of a Xmas without it... Then each of you go off and fvck and suck who you want without the chest beating [ofIcansuckaclitbetterthanucan] antics! Am I the only one who has enjoyed the deafening silence of the lack of PD's ego-fvcking-maniac assertions.

[AndhereIwentoffandspentmy$250onthat"PDwentawayforgoodparty"]

I wasn't seeking an altercation, just curious as to what he was talking about. The girls that are my favorites won't see him anyway. Self promoted pleas of recognition aren't my thing. I am extremely confident in my talents & the pleasure I see on my girls faces are reward enough for me.