Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #5933** · 12-20-13 09:44

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

I would PM you with some good news, but there is none...I think the old ladies keep the young, pretty girls out so they can keep working with their old tired (traditional) massages... I need some NURU and Hip Hop Asians girls...

Time for a trip toThailand.

**MattChavan27** · 12-19-13 21:02

Originally Posted by Fredspy [View Original Post]

+1 on Jessica. I don't know about 50 dollars for everything, but she is sweet, cute and a good performer.

F.

I think 50 is for massage only, however you can opt for Value added services if pocket allows and then it comes pretty close to standard AMP rates.

**Fredspy** · 12-19-13 20:54

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/19900294

Listen guys, this is my #1 service provider location, JESSICA, fine ass Latina, don't hurt her too bad, she is a sweety. 50 bucks all inclusive, and you know what that means.

+1 on Jessica. I don't know about 50 dollars for everything, but she is sweet, cute and a good performer.

F.

**DrDerrick** · 12-19-13 15:16

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen [View Original Post]

I'm going to step in here...you are coming off as more of a pimp than a monger...which is cool if what you say is legit, but until I see a senior verify its not. Those neighborhoods arent the best.

Dude, I am about the brokest Pimp you will find, I doubt if you know anything about Chicago, or if you have any real interest in seeing the girls, you just find something to complain about for no reason. You act like because you have Senior status that gives you a badge of honor and you can identify someone that is a "PIMP". I honestly despise pimps and I always ask the girls if they person that owns the apt. Or spa they work out of is fair. I actually have a bad habit, and I probably need to get some help, but I refuse to allow you to refer to me as a pimp. See the girls, and the location before you talk shit.

Ok this has now been asked and answered, back to the pussy.

A2

**Enderwiggen** · 12-19-13 11:01

Originally Posted by DrDerrick [View Original Post]

1) Bianca, http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-24/18501939 (Northwest).

2) Jessica, http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-late/19618954 (Near North).

3) Amilia, http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...80-21/16531698 (North).

I'm going to step in here...you are coming off as more of a pimp than a monger...which is cool if what you say is legit, but until I see a senior verify its not. Those neighborhoods arent the best.

**Member #5121** · 12-18-13 23:30

I second that motion. The expectation is up there for a weightier tip, however, it's worth it just once to see the rolling Russian hillsides up close and personal.

Originally Posted by Booboo78 [View Original Post]

Definitely Natalie.

**Member #4414** · 12-18-13 19:31

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Greetings Everyone,

Rasputin1 posted that he/she will no longer be participating in the forum.

Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.

Thanks,

Jackson

**DrDerrick** · 12-18-13 18:47

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ge-25/19900294

Listen guys, this is my #1 service provider location, JESSICA, fine ass Latina, don't hurt her too bad, she is a sweety. 50 bucks all inclusive, and you know what that means.

**DMichaels69** · 12-18-13 07:18

Good luck. Most are older and have no idea about the art of seduction. The younger ones have no idea how to be sensual. Its the get in, get off, get out mentality. The looks are below average to average in general and they have the audacity to ask for bigger tips.

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Heading out to a new AMP tomorrow but not sure which yet. I'm in far north burbs. I'm looking for passion sensuality and full menu with hot asian.

Please pm me with some ideas.

**DrDerrick** · 12-17-13 22:22

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Heading out to a new AMP tomorrow but not sure which yet. I'm in far north burbs. I'm looking for passion sensuality and full menu with hot asian.

Please pm me with some ideas.

I would PM you with some good news, but there is none...I think the old ladies keep the young, pretty girls out so they can keep working with their old tired (traditional) massages... I need some NURU and Hip Hop Asians girls...

**Member #5933** · 12-17-13 22:07

Heading out to a new AMP tomorrow but not sure which yet. I'm in far north burbs. I'm looking for passion sensuality and full menu with hot asian.

Please pm me with some ideas.

**BigDog16** · 12-17-13 15:52

Originally Posted by Corncob [View Original Post]

Checked out Brandi at this spot, place was surprisingly clean warm and nicely decorated. Brandi was tall and sexy as F. Real bubbly personality, paid house feee plus .8 and I was off feeling relaxed and happy. Would def recommend her. I seen there was one or two other cute chicks, but until after the holiday, I want to get to know them better too.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-24/19788649

The Brandi pic is a fake. Which suggests to me that you and your review are also fakes.