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[AidsIsOverated]

I read it as caveat addendum she omitted " because they are so easy to roll".

Very easy. Have three set up. Call 1st fav one she what she says. Then don't do shit if you are close by or just start driving. Who knows maybe a documentary will be made some day likigivashit where the found escorts all have cycles start same time 11:36 pm on Wednesday night after new moon. No one ever knows what can possibly intervene in 5 minutes with these highly volatile life styles these women carry on with in some cases they have there own system or I may not follow there directions to the t then I get pissed and ready to leave when she calls back as I am almost out the driveway of hotel.

Happened past week. Texting first. Said I'm leaving be there in 5 min. She say call me when get there. I forget I assumed so I texted. Nothing. Ohyeah I read txt again it say CALL. So I did. Now VM not on so I say effeit. Then she call back ok give me room number everything turned out cool. I then give her benefit of doubt that she had good reason turn VM off I WAS COMING OVER. Turns out she was very few who respected my time. Shut the phone off. Then I saw she followed a pattern from moment I stepped in all attention was on me. Very simple but we put up with more shit we throw innocent ones under the bus right away.

Then few minutes into it reach down squeeze labia together for test of true love yeah fresh squeezed clam juice your sign all systems go. Thats my new rule the labia squeeze or walk out of there.

[AidsIsOverated]

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AIO I cut you a lot of slack but this was too loony even for you.

A2

[AidsIsOverated]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ce-22/11243971

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I will not be back. She has a attitude and is dry not a pleasant person and she is older or has a lot a miles on her, also her ass has.

A lot of pimples but in mane moments I was thinking I should have walked a way and after that have to be with some one I almost hate is not very good experience there are many more and the rates are to high for a bitchy Ho that is old has a lot of miles on her with dry skin and a bitchy attitude and the rates are 15 m .75/30 $/ 60 150 one minute with her is just a waste of time that makes me want to quit and she also complained about that this was just her job and that $ was nothing.

also chasity is a bitchy ho too she is not worth it
http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-tts-36dd-well-reviewed-chasity-petite-and-perky-up-late-22/9989580

Thats based on fact one man's trash another's treasure. I recall her face from CL ads long ago but she made herself look whacky almost like a clown I see now was meant as a disguise against LEO perhaps. Still she is old and been around.

What I think happened to you is you walk in and see this POS and get discouraged and she being a pro knows it so she shifts gears into let me cut my effort to please him to substandar service so he'll do just what you do as I am sure I've done just drop it leave her a ten and say go clean up your mess.

Trouble is you rely on reports which know you know only proves some people actually dig her nasty droopy ass flap jack hanging down deflated old womans boobs which can only mean that or a review was garnered previously by other who the latest reviewer figured-hell its a borderline pic why not send some unsuspecting moner out to see her shitty service then get kicks when he reports back he been snookered.

[BillyBob987]

I had a dream the other day that I needed to fill you in on. In this dream I met a former DM girl name Gina. What a sweet girl with a spectacular rack and knows how to please. She is not a spinner by any means but has some meat on her bones and knows how to use it. Almost a full GFE and does not travel to the islands. I highly recommend. Total damage was $ for a wonderful hhr dream.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ts-23/11436136

[Flabro]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ce-22/11243971

http://www.backpagesluts.com/gfe.asp...2&City=fltampa

I will not be back. She has a attitude and is dry not a pleasant person and she is older or has a lot a miles on her, also her ass has.

A lot of pimples but in mane moments I was thinking I should have walked a way and after that have to be with some one I almost hate is not very good experience there are many more and the rates are to high for a bitchy Ho that is old has a lot of miles on her with dry skin and a bitchy attitude and the rates are 15 m .75/30 $/ 60 150 one minute with her is just a waste of time that makes me want to quit and she also complained about that this was just her job and that $ was nothing.

also chasity is a bitchy ho too she is not worth it
http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-tts-36dd-well-reviewed-chasity-petite-and-perky-up-late-22/9989580

My Fellow Hunter.

Damn I hate when I give a gal a good review. Then they turn around & blow it with the next hunter. Man these gals today aren't about good customer service. It's all about the $ I'm afraid. Envy never once gave me attitude when I was with her & I took a while to pop from get head. She never rushed me or anything. I thought she has a cute face. However she does has many pimples which got me to thinking once I read your post.

Maybe she on something? Hell you never know with these gals & she may have not had the $ for her hit. That could explain her attitude. Who knows. Damn again I hate you waste your $ on this 1. After your post I won't return myself. We got to teach these gals if you give bad service no 1 will cum or visit shall I say.

Stay safe & Happy Hunting.

[BillyBob987]

Dayum! I would love to pour my syrup all over her! I have seen her ads on BP before but I haven't seen her on the stroll. Where did you see her at? I wouldn't mind getting her for the street rate.

Rook,

Never seen her but most SW's have that look and you kind of see that in their ads when they hit BP, to me she has that look. Spectacular rack though.

[Boltusf]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ly-28/11452906

TOFTT Looks just like the pics, but def thinks she is better than the average BP girl. Was able to do 100 instead of her absurd 120 starting and then negotiating for everything else from there. Maybe she's wisened up bc she texted she had 100 specials going on. She is cool to talk to and be around. Decent bod and gets into it. Doesn't mind it rough. No idea about daty or greek. Has a driver if you order out. Oh and most important, she can be found on dating sites LOL one with cupid in the name. Maybe you can get her for free if you sweet talk her there.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ly-23/11442039

TOFTT this is who I came to review. What you see is what you get. Cute as fuck face, chubby body which is what I like. Smaller kinda saggy tits nice ass and pussy that's got some stuff going on not sure what, kids? I dunno. She's incredibly sweet, offered up her bud strawberita, a back massage, and just had this cute nervousness to her that I had to laugh at. Wanted to smoke a cig outside but decided on in the bathroom because again I think she was super nervous. Room doesn't smell at all and she actually smells really nice. She said she'd never done this before and only just started and it showed. No greek or rough but everything else was on the menu. Her price was 120 for me but she seems to be advertising absurd amounts but I think you can talk her down. She said she had a driver and there was a goateed white dude smoking in the room next to hers outside so I think that's her handler / driver / bf or whatever. Just super cute and sweet. Everything covered but I don't mind that, tho she said yes to a cof so. Said she was down here to stay so I think you might see her again instead of one night only which has been 3 or 4 now already.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...al-29/11362787

I know she was already reviewed favorably but I had to chime in and say I contacted her and was on the way when I got the dreaded oh can you pick up some stuff at the store for. As a rule, I NEVER see a girl who requests I buy her anything. Even if its just protection. If she isn't prepared for her "job" then she is probably not prepared for anything else we might do. I don't fuck with those girls no matter what. Don't ask me to get you shit. You know when you're low on whatever so go get it your damn self with the money you make! A YMMV thing for sure but screw that.

[Angel350]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ce-22/11243971

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I will not be back. She has a attitude and is dry not a pleasant person and she is older or has a lot a miles on her, also her ass has.

A lot of pimples but in mane moments I was thinking I should have walked a way and after that have to be with some one I almost hate is not very good experience there are many more and the rates are to high for a bitchy Ho that is old has a lot of miles on her with dry skin and a bitchy attitude and the rates are 15 m .75/30 $/ 60 150 one minute with her is just a waste of time that makes me want to quit and she also complained about that this was just her job and that $ was nothing.

also chasity is a bitchy ho too she is not worth it
http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-tts-36dd-well-reviewed-chasity-petite-and-perky-up-late-22/9989580

[Angel350]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ve-22/11403684

[Angel350]

Just had a wonderful dream with Jenni. I am able to confirm that this girl is 100% legit and yes that IS the girl in the photos. She's in town visiting for a little while. She plans to head home for the holidays, but return if everything works out here. She told me that she's actually working with three other girls (Sophia, Adrianna, and she accidentally forgot the third girl's name). I did not see the other girls, so I cannot confirm if they look like their photos or not.

The hotel is located in the International / Westshore area near the Penthouse. Two phone calls got me upstairs to her room. She sounds very angelic on the phone, and let me tell you she is young and beautiful when you see her. Quoted $.5 for a HH or $$ for H. On my initial visits, I always opt for the HH. When I arrived to the room, it was just her in a pink top with some tight shorts. We exchanged hugs and had some chit chat about our lives just to make her feel comfortable. Once the donation was laid, she put it away and we got down to business.

I asked her to allow me to explore her body for a bit, and my what a sexy body she has. Nice natural breasts that love to be sucked and respond well when teased. Not sure if DATY is on the menu, as I never engage in this with providers, but as I was licking, sucking, and kissing around her inner thighs, I was very close and she didn't make any attempts or efforts whatsoever to try to stop me. Afterward, I laid down, and she gave me a great CBJ, no DT action though. I know this will be a deal breaker for some of you as she told me that she doesn't do BBBJ, although I would believe that if you tipped her a little extra, I think she'd do it for you. After the CBJ, I flipped her over for some very sensual MISH. She's petite and tight. We followed up with some K9, and finished it up with lazy K9. Let me tell you, K9 with her was amazing because she has such a nice little thick ass for her size, watching that thing bounce off of me looked and felt SO good. All in all, I was there for about 35-40 minutes, and she never looked at the clock once.

I will definitely be repeating with her again, as I enjoyed our little session. As always folks, YMMV. Good luck and happy mongering!

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[DarthAnalNvadr]

I just wanted to let you guys know that if you are going to try and see Vicki, be aware that she spooks easily. I didn't get to see her but I tried to. She apparently thinks that I'm LEO. This type of thing happens in this hobby and is just part of the game.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ls-20/11352938

I wasn't going to go out tonight but I decided to call up Vicki. I've been checking her out since before she went over to St Pete, so I figured it was time. I called her and she picked up and told me the major cross street to her incall. I told her that I would call her when I was close to it and she said "ok"... I get close, call her and no answer. So I pull into the closet hotel to that intersection and wait a few minutes, then call her again. She answers and says she's not at that hotel and tells me where she is. I've never heard of the place before and can't recall the name right now but I ask her if she can guide me to it. She asks me what I do for a living and I told her. She goes "hmmmm". Just by her reply, I can tell that she doesn't believe me. So I try to explain to her WHAT it is, then she hangs up and stops answering. Damn it man, I was wanting to check out that apple bottom.

Tried to setup a meeting also. Called and she named her location at the intersection of 2 major roads. I call her back as I'm there and need the final destination. She says "I told you _ Are you there yet?" I answer no I've driven up and down and don't see this place. I pull over and google map it and her place isn't even on the road she said. I get to her place and call, no answer. I text and no answer. After waiting an appropriate amount of time, I figure it's not happening and leave.

She calls back and chastises me for taking so long and was afraid I was shady. She says she jumped in the shower when I had called back. I tell her sorry but I've already left, maybe we can try again another time. I was in transit to option 2 but did not tell her that. She was not happy, cussed me out and hung up. Then sends a text later "asshole". I didn't reply.

Anyway, I was able to meet with one of Flabro's recent conquests Envy. Very sweet girl. Easy to setup appt. Met me outside of her room in a nice tight dress looking sexy. Smoker but you can't tell. Good BBBJ, switched to K9 and finished that way as the kitty was nice and tight. HHR $. No DATY or Greek. Boobs small, little droopy as if there has been some lactation, if that matters to you. Overall good value and a good time.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...lz-22/11243971

[Selective Pete]

My Fellow Hunters.

I've been seeing this girl Mocha ads up for a while now. Does anyone have any info on her yet?

Mocha.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...cs-20/11414063

Hey flabro; I sent you a PM about her. Didn't like what I found in my research but, damn pics do look good though.

[Peter Rammer]

Nice catch!

She must have tore his azz up!! He looks like he's od'd on pussy!

[Flabro]

So I was browsing the BP to check for fresh meat or something different when I noticed this little gem. I saw her first photo and I was like...damn I'm going to wreck this girl...unlike most, I like to click someone's old posts to see if there are different girls or pictures, in one of her old posts (and here comes the kicker) named "Mrs. Independent" ironical enough, you can spot something in the background! Lets see how many of you guys can spot what is wrong in these pictures! I'll post a link to her current ad and her old ad.

Current Ad.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ay-25/11444832

Old Ad.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...nt-22/11183588


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My Fellow Hunters.

It's called proof check your pics before you post them LOL Damn she must have wore his azz out cause he looks dead tired. Check that guy plus to see if he still alive. Man I want some of that sleep aid.

Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.

[RookieMonger]

Holy crap, have you guys seen her walking?

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ial-23/8958856

Welcome to IHOP (International House of Pleasure).

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• Location: Hillsborough Co, FairGrounds 301 at rea INcall $.

• Post I'd: 8958856 tampa.

Dayum! I would love to pour my syrup all over her! I have seen her ads on BP before but I haven't seen her on the stroll. Where did you see her at? I wouldn't mind getting her for the street rate.