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[Inncogneatoe]

...I even plan on going to the strip club to night if it doesn't snow that bad. ....

Not every girl who strips is a prostitute and not every girl who escort's strips, but the two professions do intertwine.

IMHO – Finding outcall at a strip club is your best bet. While it is not totally impossible, the likelihood of your contacting LE in a strip club is slim. I cannot remember ever hearing of a police decoy working a strip club. Sitting face to face, both you and the prospective girl can safely check each other out. Not every stripper offers extras outside of the club. But! Those girls who don't offer extras will sometime recommend a friend who does.

Cannot help to try.

InnCogNeatoe.

[Seanrinva]

I saw Kathryn today after flying in. She's a bigger girl, so know that up front. Her pics are accurate. Massage is $ for the hour, plus tips. I tipped .6. I was prepared for AMP std pricing. No FS, but I wasn't looking for that today. Massage was fantastic. Very therapeutic. Lots of light touch in the middle. Lots of attention paid to the boys. Back to more therapeutic on the back. Flipped. Therapeutic on chest, shoulders, and neck. More light touch below. Discussed options. Topless with HE. Very nice handshake...she took her time. No rush. Cleaned up & she massaged the knot out that I got during the HE.

I know it's more expensive than the AMPs...that's my problem. I'd recommend. The massage at Bella with Domino a month ago wasn't therapeutic enough, and I wasn't looking for FS.

Tried to add the link to her BP ad, but I can't paste on mobile. Look for her reviews on The othEr boaRd - 202477.

[Sprat]

OK, so I look closely at the pics in BP adverts. I am sure there are many good one-liners here.

We all know cats hate water.

I really appreciate a girl having her p*ssy in the picture.

But is that cat hung-over or drunk?

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I did not think BP allowed women to show their pussy.

[Jak Hammer]

I think the cat is just a light-weight.

[Cephlapod Love]

OK, so I look closely at the pics in BP adverts. I am sure there are many good one-liners here.

We all know cats hate water.

I really appreciate a girl having her p*ssy in the picture.

But is that cat hung-over or drunk?

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[Mia215]

I am sorry if I upset you. I did not mean to be negative. I was hoping that by pointing out the difficulties you might revisit the original premise and lighten up a little.

You do not know me. I do not know you. That is our biggest problem. A problem we are not likely to overcome easily. Away from this site, in the real world, I am known as a problem solver, an answer man. People come to me with their problems and looks for answers. That is what I do, get answers and solve problems.

In order for me to solve your problem or suggest an answer, I need feedback. I need to know a little about you and what you are working with. That is why I asked you to provide samples of the type of ladies you thought pretty. That is why I tried to determine your price range. Now I am trying to determine some of your personality traits. Are you outgoing enough / bold enough to attempt interacting with an escort or strip club girl? As men like to say, "Do you have a nice rap or pickup line."

So far you have given me little in the way of feedback. If you have made calls, why not tell me what happened? How were you received? What approach did you use? Have you tried calling any of the girls reviewed on this site? With what results? I suggested that you contact CookyJar or TheyCallMeHawk by private message. Did you? What did they say?

A little more information about you would be helpful. Are you a white bread suburbanite housewife or are you someone who would be at ease visiting an inter-city strip club? Are you doing this because you are kinky or are you trying to trap your husband? Are you a dike? Is your husband so well hung that you want to see him rip apart a pretty young pussy. Or, are you looking for a laugh? Are you sure this is something your husband will want? Does it have to be you husband? You could start with something a little easier. Why not setup a date to watch Cephlapod Love fuck Angel while you watch? If you are a freak, a true voyeur – watching any tender young thing getting pounded properly, regardless of who is doing the pounding, would be a turn on. How old are you? How old is your husband? Escorts prefer mature white couples.

Without knowing more about you, I suggest you start off slow. Try visiting one of the neighborhood strip clubs and talking with some of the girls over a beer. Feel them out. Do not rush into anything. If one seems suitable, drop a hint. Go during the off hours. Sit at the bar, near the front door and let it be known that you are meeting someone. Offer at least one of the dancers a dollar. If you see one you would feel comfortable talking with, offer her a dollar at an opportune time.

FYI: An Officer of the law is allowed to perform certain acts and not be entrapping. An officer can touch your titties if that is something you would normally allow.

This like asking me to solve a software program without telling the hardware you are using.

InnCogNeatoe.

Hey thanks it's water under the bridge! I am a bubble out going person and I try to stay positive no matter what, I just hate to have keep trying to convince people that's it's the real deal! But like you said we don't know each other and I shouldn't be bothered by it! Well I have done things on my own and some of the things you have suggested, I did privately message the two members you have mention I have not received a reply and that's not a problem they probably think I am crazy LOL. Any who has I have been extremely busy I haven't had the time to do much but I have called a few girls from BP who are wiling but are still on the fence about it which is understandable. I have also surprisingly received a some hits from fuckbook and adult space if haven't heard of those sites they for people to connect for sex. Any way I posted in my bio of what I was looking for and I got plenty of hits from girls and guys (yeah guys LOL) so there was this one bi girl in particular who made my panties wet with her bio, so we start to inbox each other and eventually exchanged numbers. We voice verified and we had a good connection so we met up for lunch and had a ball, she is is looking for a secure couple she can have a ongoing sexual relationship with NSA (yeah sounds to go to be true) so we have been in contact for a few days and were are going to the strip club tonight weather permitted. So we will see and I have made a few connections off of CL (yeah I am crazy for getting on there LOL) I was contacted by a few interested one who actually wanted to watch me and my husband (I will get to her later) another woman you sent me pictures, we exchanged numbers and voice verified she was yummy and wanted in, but the catch was I had to return the favor and do her boyfriend LOL no thanks. So I am making progress and as I said something like this doesn't happen over night well maybe for some.

Now on to me former hopeful ballet dancer, current Med student 27 I am Afro Cuban / Arab with the body of a model not supper thin but fit some say I look like Jessica White minus the big jugs, but a nice size, nice butt, amazing smile, killer legs and I am sweet as pie with a no holds bar freaky side. My husband is Armenian loving out going guy etc etc etc LOL. We are some cool people who like to have fun! I don't mean any harm and I don't mean to come on here and try to violate any guy codes! :

[Mia215]

Sorry to be so harsh but it appears as though it is your expectations that need to be adjusted here.

Newbies show up all of the time expecting a Senior Member to lay the keys to the golden hoo-haa in their lap. Just because they asked. But hey, this is Philly and rightly or wrongly things don't seem to work that way.

The best advice for a newbie is to read the threads and mine the knowledge and experience that has been freely offered. But alas, many are either unwilling to do the work or feel privileged and think they don't need to. Sad because, I know that if one truly does the work. The info is out there to get started. THEN even if a newbie, one tries and comes here for advice. They will find plenty of it. But demonstrating to the community that one is other than freeloader is helpful in getting what one needs.

Now in your case. IF indeed you are a woman looking for another woman to do your man, then you have been given any number of leads and decent advice. Sure you met some initial skepticism, but still others replied and offered sound tips.

But to think a Monger board is going to be all knowing of you and your man and the WHOLE "dating" world AND will readily give over its best gems for the asking? Jeez.

How about help us help you out. DO SOMETHING! Try some of the techniques that have been suggested and report back. See what you can learn from those steps and see what advice you get from here as a result. As far as I can tell you have tried nothing suggested, made no steps other than ask here and shown disappointment that you didn't get the result you wanted. Asking is one method and if that doesn't work, perhaps try doing something? We can't help you if you don't help you.

Or of course you can just whine and cry that no one is giving you exactly what you want.

I'm just sayin'. Good luck!

Well obliviously you have not been totally reading my replies, I have privately messaged people and received no response and that's fine. I have considered people's suggestion and have tried some of them, and briefly gave info on what happened and have not had a chance to try them all. Just because I don't get on here everyday and post what I have done. I have read some reviews throughout the forum and contacted a few women, some of them are willing but are on the fence which is understandable. I am a busy person! I don't know how much more I can stress that I am not looking for anything to happen right away. I haven't been on here crying about anything, every time someone made a suggestion I thank them and stated that I will use the info. The only disappointment I got was people being negative "not buying my premises" other than that I have no complaints I have Bernini saying thank you, I have been appreciative of people's informative replies! There are 1000's of post and I haven't had a chance to get through them, some I read were good reviews and bad reviews which have been informative. I even plan on going to the strip club to night if it doesn't snow that bad. If I was just looking for a fly by night situation without a care trust me it would have already happen. This didn't just randomly pop into my head I have been doing research, I have asked others about their experience, I didn't find this site by googling, it was referred to me by men on another site. So pardon me if I haven't jumped on here enough to give a play by play which I had planed on doing after the deed. Oh and sorry for being naive to thinking getting information on paid p7 why is free! LOL.

[Inncogneatoe]

Well I didn't come on here for people to be so negative the premise is exactly what it is, I wouldn't have wasted my time coming on here asking for suggestions or advice if I was full of crap! I have been replying back for days and following up on the information that has been provided! Money is not the issues it's finding someone, my whole purpose was to find a girl that other people have had and has good reviews from their experience that's all! And whether you are buying it or not is really not my concern! Sheesh thanks for the info!

I am sorry if I upset you. I did not mean to be negative. I was hoping that by pointing out the difficulties you might revisit the original premise and lighten up a little.

You do not know me. I do not know you. That is our biggest problem. A problem we are not likely to overcome easily. Away from this site, in the real world, I am known as a problem solver, an answer man. People come to me with their problems and looks for answers. That is what I do, get answers and solve problems.

In order for me to solve your problem or suggest an answer, I need feedback. I need to know a little about you and what you are working with. That is why I asked you to provide samples of the type of ladies you thought pretty. That is why I tried to determine your price range. Now I am trying to determine some of your personality traits. Are you outgoing enough / bold enough to attempt interacting with an escort or strip club girl? As men like to say, "Do you have a nice rap or pickup line."

So far you have given me little in the way of feedback. If you have made calls, why not tell me what happened? How were you received? What approach did you use? Have you tried calling any of the girls reviewed on this site? With what results? I suggested that you contact CookyJar or TheyCallMeHawk by private message. Did you? What did they say?

A little more information about you would be helpful. Are you a white bread suburbanite housewife or are you someone who would be at ease visiting an inter-city strip club? Are you doing this because you are kinky or are you trying to trap your husband? Are you a dike? Is your husband so well hung that you want to see him rip apart a pretty young pussy. Or, are you looking for a laugh? Are you sure this is something your husband will want? Does it have to be you husband? You could start with something a little easier. Why not setup a date to watch Cephlapod Love fuck Angel while you watch? If you are a freak, a true voyeur – watching any tender young thing getting pounded properly, regardless of who is doing the pounding, would be a turn on. How old are you? How old is your husband? Escorts prefer mature white couples.

Without knowing more about you, I suggest you start off slow. Try visiting one of the neighborhood strip clubs and talking with some of the girls over a beer. Feel them out. Do not rush into anything. If one seems suitable, drop a hint. Go during the off hours. Sit at the bar, near the front door and let it be known that you are meeting someone. Offer at least one of the dancers a dollar. If you see one you would feel comfortable talking with, offer her a dollar at an opportune time.

FYI: An Officer of the law is allowed to perform certain acts and not be entrapping. An officer can touch your titties if that is something you would normally allow.

This like asking me to solve a software program without telling the hardware you are using.

InnCogNeatoe.

[Cephlapod Love]

Well I didn't come on here for people to be so negative the premise is exactly what it is, I wouldn't have wasted my time coming on here asking for suggestions or advice if I was full of crap! I have been replying back for days and following up on the information that has been provided! Money is not the issues it's finding someone, my whole purpose was to find a girl that other people have had and has good reviews from their experience that's all! And whether you are buying it or not is really not my concern! Sheesh thanks for the info!

Sorry to be so harsh but it appears as though it is your expectations that need to be adjusted here.

Newbies show up all of the time expecting a Senior Member to lay the keys to the golden hoo-haa in their lap. Just because they asked. But hey, this is Philly and rightly or wrongly things don't seem to work that way.

The best advice for a newbie is to read the threads and mine the knowledge and experience that has been freely offered. But alas, many are either unwilling to do the work or feel privileged and think they don't need to. Sad because, I know that if one truly does the work. The info is out there to get started. THEN even if a newbie, one tries and comes here for advice. They will find plenty of it. But demonstrating to the community that one is other than freeloader is helpful in getting what one needs.

Now in your case... IF indeed you are a woman looking for another woman to do your man, then you have been given any number of leads and decent advice. Sure you met some initial skepticism, but still others replied and offered sound tips.

But to think a Monger board is going to be all knowing of you and your man and the WHOLE "dating" world AND will readily give over its best gems for the asking? Jeez.

How about help us help you out. DO SOMETHING! Try some of the techniques that have been suggested and report back. See what you can learn from those steps and see what advice you get from here as a result. As far as I can tell you have tried nothing suggested, made no steps other than ask here and shown disappointment that you didn't get the result you wanted. Asking is one method and if that doesn't work, perhaps try doing something? We can't help you if you don't help you.

Or of course you can just whine and cry that no one is giving you exactly what you want.

I'm just sayin'. Good luck!

[Mia215]

Well I didn't come on here for people to be so negative the premise is exactly what it is, I wouldn't have wasted my time coming on here asking for suggestions or advice if I was full of crap! I have been replying back for days and following up on the information that has been provided! Money is not the issues it's finding someone, my whole purpose was to find a girl that other people have had and has good reviews from their experience that's all! And whether you are buying it or not is really not my concern! Sheesh thanks for the info!

[Cephlapod Love]

You sure are not asking for much.

I do not think you have thought this through. It is a nice fantasy; you should keep it as such. Chances that you will be able to find this perfect Escort match is 0 to none. What you have described is a rip off disaster waiting to happen.

Agreed. Not sure I am still buying the original premise, but that's fine.

You are looking for an extremely honest escort who can provide both G.F.E (girl friend experience) and P.S.E (porn star experience) and an actress who will not take your money and run.

No red light district to speak of, but, have you thought of visiting one or two strip clubs in the Philly area and checking out some of their talent?

Yeah, I once took a fwb / FB girl to a strip club. She was fascinated with things and wanted a private dance in the back. Rules prevented me from touching the dancer, but NOT girl-on-girl contact and by the end of the dance they were kissing, feeling each other up and my date's shirt was off. Offered her take out, but the fwb was too shy for that step.

Go look on Eros for one of the girls who will do couples. Expect to pay at least $300/ hour, probably more if you watch. Or go find one of the top ten lists on The Big Doggie and call those girls.

Bargain basement shopping for such is a needle in a haystack.

Happy hunting!



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of course alternatively... I'll be a nice guy and offer this..... you date me... and I'll be the go between and find the perfect girl for your situation. After all, I hate to see a lady in distress! taking off white knight cap.....

[Inncogneatoe]

… As I have stated before I don't want him knowing that I am looking for someone online and giving them a donation for their companionship, so I wouldn't be able to get him to make the initial contact. It would be nice to have a middle man (not a pimp) to make the contact for me. This has become harder than I thought LOL if only there was a red light district here LOL, but I will check out the link you have provided. Thanks again for you help!

You sure are not asking for much.

I do not think you have thought this through. It is a nice fantasy; you should keep it as such. Chances that you will be able to find this perfect Escort match is 0 to none. What you have described is a rip off disaster waiting to happen.

Let us suppose you get lucky and find this dream escort. She wants $600 to do everything you lovely caring heart desires. She arrives and being the smart girl that you are, you agree to giving her half now and half later. She takes the $300, takes one look at hubby, turns around and says I changed my mind as she walks out the door. What are you going to do – call the police? Or! What if your hubby is not up for it? Or! What if after hubby gets into it she starts upselling (demanding more money)? Or! What if after she gets the contribution she turns out to be a bad fuck? I can think of a ton of scenarios in which you fail and only one lucky one where you end up a winner.

You are looking for an extremely honest escort who can provide both G.F.E (girl friend experience) and P.S.E (porn star experience) and an actress who will not take your money and run.

No red light district to speak of, but, have you thought of visiting one or two strip clubs in the Philly area and checking out some of their talent?

InnCogNeatoe.

[Mia215]

Jen Stelzer? Which one? I did not see a Caucasian girl among the pictures you posted.

It does not matter as long as you have an open mind.

I am intrigued by what you have suggested. So much so, that I have proposed the problem to a few girls. They all agreed that you need a man to act as a go between. Two of the girls, former escorts, stated that they had been with husband and wife teams and it was always the man who made the initial contact. Girl number two, a beautiful girl who would brighten up any threesome, told me that her last Husband and wife date was a BackPage arrangement for which she had gotten $600.

You should be able to find a girl among those recommended and reviewed in this thread. Tap on this link with your pointer: No longer a DITR – This girl is a Diamond provider and stroll back from there.

Have you made any calls or attempted? If so, what happened? What is your time frame? Is this something you would like to do now or do you have to save up? Is this to be a birthday present or special gift?

Like I said, I am intrigued and curious as hell. It is a puzzle and I like solving puzzles. BUT! I am not a pimp. I will continue to pass on whatever information I can. Why? Because it is fun.

InnCogNeaToe.

Jen Selter is the one standing in front of the pool. Anywho I have contacted a few women off of BP some who was willing to go along but where not willing to travel or where not close enough to my area or wanted to do in call or was willing to do it but was a little skiptical which is understandable or I felt like it might have been LE so I didn't take it any further. It doesn't have to happen tonight but I would like for it to happen soon maybe for my birthday since it is coming up. As I have stated before I don't want him knowing that I am looking for someone online and giving them a donation for their companionship, so I wouldn't be able to get him to make the initial contact. It would be nice to have a middle man (not a pimp) to make the contact for me. This has become harder than I thought LOL if only there was a red light district here LOL, but I will check out the link you have provided. Thanks again for you help!

[Inncogneatoe]

…I also included a picture of Jen Stelzer she is Caucasian. Race is not a issues I am just looking for someone attractive, DDDF.

Jen Stelzer? Which one? I did not see a Caucasian girl among the pictures you posted.

It does not matter as long as you have an open mind.

I am intrigued by what you have suggested. So much so, that I have proposed the problem to a few girls. They all agreed that you need a man to act as a go between. Two of the girls, former escorts, stated that they had been with husband and wife teams and it was always the man who made the initial contact. Girl number two, a beautiful girl who would brighten up any threesome, told me that her last Husband and wife date was a BackPage arrangement for which she had gotten $600.

You should be able to find a girl among those recommended and reviewed in this thread. Tap on this link with your pointer: No longer a DITR – This girl is a Diamond provider and stroll back from there.

Have you made any calls or attempted? If so, what happened? What is your time frame? Is this something you would like to do now or do you have to save up? Is this to be a birthday present or special gift?

Like I said, I am intrigued and curious as hell. It is a puzzle and I like solving puzzles. BUT! I am not a pimp. I will continue to pass on whatever information I can. Why? Because it is fun.

InnCogNeaToe.

[Mia215]

Judging from the girls suggested in the pictures you provided, I am assuming you would prefer an Afro American or Carmeled complexed Hispanic escort.

That's going to make your search a wee bit more difficult. IMHO, Black girls like to bring the drama. No racial intent, that's just the way it is.

InnCogNeatoe.

Ok ok I get it now, as I said in my previous post I am not all that hip to these acronyms! I was just giving examples of who I thought was attractive, I also included a picture of Jen Stelzer she is Caucasian. Race is not a issues I am just looking for someone attractive, DDDF.