Massage Parlor Reports

**Ricky James1** · 12-13-13 09:27

Yep, no reason to ever see a provider that wants to screen you. Plenty of quality ones that don't!!

Originally Posted by Jimhatz [View Original Post]

LMAO! She said she has been doing this for seven yrs and her review are solid so she is not someone using your info to scam your company email box she just want to know who you are and that you do what you said you do. I guess some monger want to see some providers so much that they will do whatever and pay whatever. I told her why does she need to know where I work. Only thing she need to know is that I will have her donation if was to even she her. LOL. Like a sr member told me tonight. When provider start talking stupid stuff like that just say NEXT! But I am curious about the guys who have seen her and speak highly of her. Did she ask for your real info and did you all invite her to your company picnic. LOL.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 12-13-13 09:21

Originally Posted by Bamf210 [View Original Post]

Anyone else see this?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ad-100/9644183

Is this legit or slander?

Hey Bamf210, I seriously doubt that Brandy / Lexi has any idea as to the validity of her ad. Cheyanne, as far as I know, and I know a lot, is perfectly fine and an excellent provider. What Brandy / Lexi did was pure unadulterated evil. Karma is a real "bee-itch", as they say. Brandy reads the boards every day and she has at least two other "handles" on here. I hope that when she reads the board again this afternoon, she will my posts and do as I suggest and sincerely apologize to Cheyanne / MBS. Furthermore, Brandy, I think you should issue a public apology to Cheyanne / MBS and do it today. You really should do that, Brandy. There is NO excuse on earth for what you did. NO EXCUSE. There may be some gents here on the board who will no longer see you because of what you have done to hurt Cheyanne. Your actions will ultimately hurt your Rub business. Back channel PM's amongst the members will not be advantageous to you. Your list of clients will likely diminish due to your actions. Brandy, there is redemption, a "forgiveness" of sins, if you will. A sincere and heartfelt apology will go a long way in repairing the damage you have done to Cheyanne / MBS.

Thank you,

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 12-13-13 07:38

Originally Posted by Ccarter12 [View Original Post]

Saw Mckenzie again, this girl is amazing! She is absolutely gorgeous. Give the massage 10 out of 10. Good pressure. Ending was amazing. She always keeps me coming back for more. Very friendly and sweet. Her body is stunning. Big natural breasts. Toned legs, and her ass...so delightful... Very round and plump. The sessions just keep getting hotter and hotter. If you haven't seen her yet you are really missing out. This girl drives me so crazy I only have been seeing her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-23/9542473

Only a few posts, for you. Strange, indeed. But Please, sir, try to earn your board "cred" like the rest of us poor hobbying / monger gents. It is ok to provide good detail on the rub gals. They don't have a 'license" to protect as do the LMT's. So knock yourself out and provide as much detail as you can for the board. Some guys don't like to give lots of detail. That all good to. But I think the majority of the hobbyists here truly appreciate a guy who gives a lot of "insight" into his dream. So, I encourage you to post another review of your "dreams" with McKenzie so we can all benefit from your review. But please, do not use some one else's Intel from their review and adopt it for your own. That would be "monger plagiarism" and the SM's will "call you out" on it publically and no one will believe your posts, moving forward. Look forward to your more detailed and honest review of the succulent McKenzie.

Thanks,

JagXF

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 12-13-13 07:25

Originally Posted by OrlandoJack69 [View Original Post]

I have been a member at ME for years, but have never been offered any extras or as much as a possibility of an extra. Please give us more info in what location and the therapists so I can try for myself. Thanks.

No disrespect, sir, but go back and RTF. I posted about ME last month. Basically ME is hit and miss. Depends on who you see and your attitude. Generally, they are strictly legit. But some will do HE and some will offer "great assistance" during a SS. But just check my posts from before and you will see the ME in Winter Park and I think one or two in Dr. Philips area. Good luck to you, sir. JagXF.

**Just Cruzin** · 12-13-13 07:24

Not a bad out of the way AMP.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...os-spa/6728929

Originally Posted by Quietus [View Original Post]

I usually cut through Harold Ave from Fairbanks to get to Minnesota. There is a little house with a simple sign that says "Spa" about halfway down Harold. Does anyone know anything about this place? Is the name just spa? My friend used to work in a business back in that industrial area and said that his boss would go there at lunchtime and come back real happy!

**Bamf210** · 12-12-13 23:29

Anyone else see this?

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ad-100/9644183

Is this legit or slander?

**Fantasy25** · 12-12-13 21:13

Any detailed info on which location / therapist will have extras? Will have a trainging for two weeks after new year at the orlando area, would like to try some.

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Always paid cash when I went to ME. They never asked me for DL / I'd. Never. They upsell you like a mother fucker though once you get in the door. I swear the receptionists are threatened with a "job action" if they don't try to sell you everything in their spa. That is a real turn off. A fucking facial at a spa, for a real man? Seriously? Jag gives out "facials", he does not receive them. I like my "Sean Connery / Clint Eastwood" like wrinkles, thank you very much. However, the receptionists are the ME's I've been to are very hot looking, for the most part. Rollins College / UCF chicks mainly. Frankly I wish some of the sexy receptionists would do the massages. You only need a credit card to became a monthly member for 39 dollar massages. Monthly membership is 59 dollars I believe. I've had some success at a few locations. Decent place overall and it can be hit or miss with the extras. JagXF. http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx.

**Quietus** · 12-12-13 20:10

I usually cut through Harold Ave from Fairbanks to get to Minnesota. There is a little house with a simple sign that says "Spa" about halfway down Harold. Does anyone know anything about this place? Is the name just spa? My friend used to work in a business back in that industrial area and said that his boss would go there at lunchtime and come back real happy!

**Muff Luva** · 12-12-13 17:18

My Spidey Sense told me to stay away; was too hot to play with the flames. There was a swarm hovering around ready to sting. Stay Safe and Serene.

**Ccarter12** · 12-12-13 15:32

Saw Mckenzie again, this girl is amazing! She is absolutely gorgeous. Give the massage 10 out of 10. Good pressure. Ending was amazing. She always keeps me coming back for more. Very friendly and sweet. Her body is stunning. Big natural breasts. Toned legs, and her ass...so delightful... Very round and plump. The sessions just keep getting hotter and hotter. If you haven't seen her yet you are really missing out. This girl drives me so crazy I only have been seeing her.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...you-23/9542473

**Taster6969** · 12-12-13 12:48

Stopped in and paid 70 for hr. Got Asian girl named Stacy. Not bad looking and had a white tennis outfit on. Massage was 6/10 and was able to roam freely. On the flip I was able to play with her boobs and had her take her top off. She gave me her menu and went for BBBJ. Started to suck and she seemed very comfortable and enjoying while I was able to take off her skirt and kiss the kitty. Not bad. She was ok with fingers in her kitty and kept sucking till I exploded. Not sure if she took some cream in her mouth but sure felt good. This girl has a lot of experience and knows how to get the customer going for a price. She was on the expensive side but wanted to give her a try. Will probably not repeat. Too expensive for the wallet. Total damage $$ .Other places in area are much cheaper and have younger looking girls.

**Whiskeysours** · 12-12-13 10:35

Originally Posted by ConstantBlue [View Original Post]

Three times in as many months I've aquired clients who've been ripped off and threatened after they gave too much information to a provider. One of them actually obtained a sears card in the monger's wife's name and charged 22 hundred dollars worth of craftsman tools and an automobile repair. Good news is the guy was getting divorced and had the balls to file a criminal complaint.

These days anyone with someone's name and internet access can find your residential address, who lives with you in that house, what it's worth, etc. I don't know this Venus lady, but the information she wants goes beyond what any provider needs for screening purposes. This personal info that she's collecting can be very useful for any number of ways that can cause some real heartburn.

**FlRico** · 12-11-13 23:59

I set up an appointment via email because I could not get this woman off my mind so I had to go back. Nice place on Semoran and perching. Knocked on the door and there she was, as hot as ever. As You guys know I love women with ink and pirsings. I find GOOD art sexy, on a woman. She is working on a new tattoo that I like. As always great conversation. 8 out of 10 for the massage. I may have possibly roamed a little. But she has a GREAT ass. Always love the ending. She is my ATF. Will definitely repeat. Senior members and members that contribute you May PM me for her email.

**Member #4565** · 12-11-13 16:40

Another classic post by "The Jag"! Thank you, sir, for the volumes of great info and entertaining insights.

Montana.

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Recently visited the beautiful and talented, "Cheyanne / Chenoa / Dakota / Cherokee (sorry, only one Native American name per client), etc., at MBS. The session was as hot as it always is between us. And being in the "Christmas" spirit, I decided to write a little Christmas poem in honor of the season and our session together. Enjoy my good gents and thank you Cheyanne.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through MBS's house, all the rub gals were stirring, they each had a new blouse.

Lo and behold! At the door, they'the seen him before, was the Jag and he looked good, like for sure.

As the Jag walked on in, the lovely "Cheyanne" had a big grin, for she knew the Jag would soon "stick it in".

As the Jag walked past the desk, Judy said "sign the sheet on my desk", and Jag did, though he doth so protest.

So the Jag signed on in, turned to Judy with a grin and said, "I want 30 for 30 with Cheyinne".

Judy eagerly took the Jag's cash, as Cheyanne made a mad dash, to the bathroom to "freshen" her Vag.

Then, she took Jag by the hand and gave a command, "let's use the "Zen" room", though the Jag knew she would have one more demand.

As they entered the "Zen" room, outside they heard a loud "boom", fucking "Joel" (the maintenance guy) had tripped over his broom.

That made the Jag lose his "wood", but as only she could, Cheyanne lustfully stood, and massaged his cock back to full erection, as she should.

On the table, Cheyanne doth nakedly lay, as the Jag began some intensive "fore-play".

With their tongues, they lustfully played, all over their bodies, which were proudly "displayed".

Highly aroused, burning with lust and desire, Cheyanne said, "Oh Jag, my Vag is on fire".

So Jag said "how about some "DATY", Cheyanne said, "don't make me waitey", so down the Jag went without hesitating.

The lovely Cheyanne moaned and she groaned as she begged for Jag's "bone", while he licked, sucked and slurped her Vag into a "zone".

"Fuck me", she cried, and the Jag "merrily" complied.

Then he reached far over to grab his cock "cover".

But when he found it was not there, he said, "Fuck it, I don't care" and proceeded to shove it inside her.

Cheyanne yelled out in delight, her Vag was so fucking tight, that the Jag almost made a nut cream "deposit" that night.

But rather than do that, Jag pulled his cock out with a "splat", as she reached down to fondle his sac.

Poor Jag could hold out no more, with Cheyanne "squirting" like never before.

Then Jag grunted, blew his load, shooting copious amounts of "choad", on her clit, tit and some "choad" even hit the "Zen" door.

Totally "spent", Cheyanne and the Jag lay, co-mingling their own DNA, knowing full well that tomorrow is yet, a new day.

So as the Jag was leaving, Cheyanne appeared to be grieving, "was it the tip he was leaving?

But the Jag said, "have no fear", for Christmas is here, and handed her a brand new hair "weaving".

And as Jag rode away on that night, his tail lights disappearing from sight, he said Merry Christmas my MBS friends and to all a good "Rub Night".

JagXF.

**OrlandoJack69** · 12-11-13 14:27

I have been a member at ME for years, but have never been offered any extras or as much as a possibility of an extra. Please give us more info in what location and the therapists so I can try for myself. Thanks.

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Always paid cash when I went to ME. They never asked me for DL / I'd. Never. They upsell you like a mother fucker though once you get in the door. I swear the receptionists are threatened with a "job action" if they don't try to sell you everything in their spa. That is a real turn off. A fucking facial at a spa, for a real man? Seriously? Jag gives out "facials", he does not receive them. I like my "Sean Connery / Clint Eastwood" like wrinkles, thank you very much. However, the receptionists are the ME's I've been to are very hot looking, for the most part. Rollins College / UCF chicks mainly. Frankly I wish some of the sexy receptionists would do the massages. You only need a credit card to became a monthly member for 39 dollar massages. Monthly membership is 59 dollars I believe. I've had some success at a few locations. Decent place overall and it can be hit or miss with the extras. JagXF. http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx.