Positive Escort Reviews

[Laharvardkid]

I had a dream of Ariel: "Jessica Rabbit", a Tall, Blonde, Busty, Long Leg sexy lady. She warms up quickly and makes you feel like a king. She was in town just today, but returns every so often. I recommend her if you like long legs and GFE.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...f-s-40/8271804

Stay safe.

Laharvardkid.

[Quietus]

I had the pleasure of hooking up with Froggy at my place. She's a super nice lady who really gets into the DFK. GFE all the way and then some. I will repeat as soon as I have the place to myself. I would recommend to anyone on the fence with this hobby. After some disappointing encounters from random BP hookups I was ready to give it a rest but Froggy reminded me that there are still some great providers out there!

[PurrFectt1]

So I took a special trip to the North Pole this morning to have my South Pole evaluated. I know there has been a lot of talk about smelling bacon when you get close to wonderland but again I have to disagree. Not to argue, just to add my .2 cents. I made an extra special effort to survey the area and saw nor smelled anything. All I smelt was the fresh sent of pine and snow.

I parked my sleigh, grabbed my gear and heading up the path. Ms. Clause was scantily dressed and smelled of cupcakes and gingerbread. It was a warm greeting and an amazing trip!! Thanks to all those that got paranoid and steered away allowing me an early time slot. I had a blast!! The highlight was when Ms. Naughty Clause licked, sucked and patented a "twist" move on my pole until blew my snow in her mouth, all the while paying attention to my jingle bells! Bless her heart she made sure I was done and empty before she got me ready for my return trip home. Thank you Ms. Clause, Christmas would be lost without you! Keep spreading that holiday cheer! See you soon.

The Nuts.

You were not joking when you text King Elf was on his way to decorate wonderland and frost Ms. Naughty Clause's gingerbread house.

King Elf paid extra special attention to Ms. Naughty Clause's gum drop ad he was thoroughly decking her halls relentlessly until she went down to his South Pole to talk to the boys to show them how much she likes them then made her way up his South Pole to do a little twist to make him shout. And SHOUT he did indeed. Thank you King Elf for the amaxing job you did decorating my wonderland and the relentless efforts you went through to frost my gingerbread house.

[TaterNuts]

So I took a special trip to the North Pole this morning to have my South Pole evaluated. I know there has been a lot of talk about smelling bacon when you get close to wonderland but again I have to disagree. Not to argue, just to add my .2 cents. I made an extra special effort to survey the area and saw nor smelled anything. All I smelt was the fresh sent of pine and snow.

I parked my sleigh, grabbed my gear and heading up the path. Ms. Clause was scantily dressed and smelled of cupcakes and gingerbread. It was a warm greeting and an amazing trip!! Thanks to all those that got paranoid and steered away allowing me an early time slot. I had a blast!! The highlight was when Ms. Naughty Clause licked, sucked and patented a "twist" move on my pole until blew my snow in her mouth, all the while paying attention to my jingle bells! Bless her heart she made sure I was done and empty before she got me ready for my return trip home. Thank you Ms. Clause, Christmas would be lost without you! Keep spreading that holiday cheer! See you soon.

The Nuts.

[BuffGuy111]

Can we get back to positive ESCORT reviews like this thread was meant to be?

[Camera3]

I don't think I was ever the young one. For as long as I can remember I have been the adult in the room.- with a very dark secret.

Beats stamp collecting.

C3.

I remember when I was the young one...

[SDragonGuy]

Really! AWE? Come on now damn. Do you think all we get are old timers that need a little extra something to put the steam back in the stacks? And I will be the first to bare witness that the majority of the "Gentlemen" on this forum yes maybe be a little "older" than you but non the less attractive. I for nor much prefer an "older" (I hate that word so let's use seasoned") gentleman because unlike you "younger" ones the word gentleman is omitted. A seasoned gentleman knows how to treat a woman, they are loving, tender and have respect. Unlike most (please take note I said MOST before the panties go into a bunch) DO NOT know how to do that. Seasoned gentlemen are VERY SEXY, they put off an air of confidence that just makes me tingle!! LOL.

So before the starting gate opens and you take off on a race that you can not win with women, (known fact) remember you can always learn a little something from the seasoned professionals.

BEEP, BEEEP BEEEEEEP This has been an opinion and only an opinion, for the next sixty seconds your brain your brain will conduct the actual test. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just read would have been followed by official (admin or admin2) information, news, or instructions. Beep, Beeeeeep beeeeeep. Good day you may all continue on with your posting, rants and or favorite positions...

Xo much love to you ALL.

Ashley.

Agreed.. As GOOD experience trumps all. However just as you mentioned that MOST young ones don't know how to treat a woman,, it would also be true that not all seasoned gentlemen have those skills. This is of course assuming you meant "most" for only young guys and not seasoned ones. Great input.

Regards.

SDG.

[Steavt]

There's nothing like that "HuH" Face! That small moment when they realize they are about to do it with someone they probably would've fucked for free if they met at club.

Or with some providers that shock and awe is nothing more than them wondering why someone so young an eligible is there paying them, when if they met in public 'real life' and she hit on him, she wouldn't have a chance.

Lokm.

I remember when I was the young one...

[PharmaGuy]

There's nothing like that "HuH" Face! That small moment when they realize they are about to do it with someone they probably would've fucked for free if they met at club.

Or with some providers that shock and awe is nothing more than them wondering why someone so young an eligible is there paying them, when if they met in public 'real life' and she hit on him, she wouldn't have a chance.

Lokm.

This happened to me with hot provider Persia Lovette. She was like 'damn!' Man that made me feel good.

[Mystical0945]

There's nothing like that "HuH" Face! That small moment when they realize they are about to do it with someone they probably would've fucked for free if they met at club.

Or with some providers that shock and awe is nothing more than them wondering why someone so young an eligible is there paying them, when if they met in public 'real life' and she hit on him, she wouldn't have a chance.

Lokm.

Really! AWE? Come on now damn. Do you think all we get are old timers that need a little extra something to put the steam back in the stacks? And I will be the first to bare witness that the majority of the "Gentlemen" on this forum yes maybe be a little "older" than you but non the less attractive. I for nor much prefer an "older" (I hate that word so let's use seasoned") gentleman because unlike you "younger" ones the word gentleman is omitted. A seasoned gentleman knows how to treat a woman, they are loving, tender and have respect. Unlike most (please take note I said MOST before the panties go into a bunch) DO NOT know how to do that. Seasoned gentlemen are VERY SEXY, they put off an air of confidence that just makes me tingle!! LOL.

So before the starting gate opens and you take off on a race that you can not win with women, (known fact) remember you can always learn a little something from the seasoned professionals.

BEEP, BEEEP BEEEEEEP This has been an opinion and only an opinion, for the next sixty seconds your brain your brain will conduct the actual test. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just read would have been followed by official (admin or admin2) information, news, or instructions. Beep, Beeeeeep beeeeeep. Good day you may all continue on with your posting, rants and or favorite positions...

Xo much love to you ALL.

Ashley.

[ConstantBlue]

While the pussy opportunity is most certainly there,, its is the time my old friend. Time. I am in a very busy MLM and just simply do not have time when going from city to city to wine and dine. Calling a provider is so much faster and more convenient and yes a little strange on the side is nice to.

Regards.

SDG.

Although I am here for leads in my business of locating runaways and exploited individuals, I can assure you age has nothing to do with what you call a "hobby". Also, just because a man is no longer in his "youth" does not mean he has to be a hobbyist to get laid. Most partake because they either do not get what they desire from their spouse or are merely looking for physical encounters without commitment or time investment. When I was in the air force a life time ago, I remember 18 year old guys spending their entire paycheck on pussy not realizing they could get it for free.

[Lokm321]

There's nothing like that "HuH" Face! That small moment when they realize they are about to do it with someone they probably would've fucked for free if they met at club.

Or with some providers that shock and awe is nothing more than them wondering why someone so young an eligible is there paying them, when if they met in public 'real life' and she hit on him, she wouldn't have a chance.

Lokm.

P.S. It is priceless to see some providers faces when a young man shows up at their door instead of an older gentleman.

[TBobMan01]

Same experience too..as a 28 year old whose mongered internationally in many Central / South American & Carribean countries and here. It's really funny here when they meet me for the first time, are real surprised, and tell me I'm pretty good looking. Getting some free downtown is fun, and when I date seriously I don't monger...but in the downtimes as has been the case the past 5 years during any relationships it's a thrill.

Can't imagine being married, begging for blowjobs twice a year, dealing with a aging at nagging wife who spends my $$ and is entitled to 50% should I desire to leave...oh yeah and I still have to wine and dine her LOL!

Haha!! Ill drink to the look on the face when young guys walk in their door.. Ahh shit I actually have to work now.

Only kidding.

[SDragonGuy]

Great review but I need to be a tad harsh here. Why does a 21 year old need to be in this hobby? Can I venture to guess that the majority of guys on here are much older and / or married? Kudos for working hard and saving up and spending your money the way you like (treat yourself, life is short) but certainly a 21 year old has a variety of pussy opportunities, without paying, that us 60 year old married guys do not have?

While the pussy opportunity is most certainly there,, its is the time my old friend. Time. I am in a very busy MLM and just simply do not have time when going from city to city to wine and dine. Calling a provider is so much faster and more convenient and yes a little strange on the side is nice to.

Regards.

SDG.

[SDragonGuy]

I'll throw my 2 cents in on this topic as a 28 yr who has been a monger since I was 20, I don't know SDG's situation but mine was pretty simple I haven't gone more then a month without a girlfriend since I was 16 but I still like to get some strange on the side. It's almost impossible for an SO to catch you if your smart and still cheaper then going out to a bar or club and taking a girl to a hotel which is what I use to do. Every once in awhile I still like to go find some 20 something to hit for free but mostly this hobby is just less complicated and easier to get around in. I say that but I did get caught in an AMP raid once but that was just bad timing.

P.S. It is priceless to see some providers faces when a young man shows up at their door instead of an older gentleman.

Haha!! Ill drink to the look on the face when young guys walk in their door.. Ahh shit I actually have to work now.

Only kidding.