Massage Parlor Reports

**SlappySalami** · 12-12-13 16:13

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

Hehe. As always, your mileage may vary, but here is the scoop. This particular little spinner was V as opposed to K, so she seemed like she has one foot in this business in contrast to the "Pro" who has the routine down and the service is the same for all customers. This young spinner was petite & cute which I like, and not as experienced as the hardened pro, which sometimes can be bad or good depending on the girl. I just got a handie (with her bra pulled up and pants unbuttoned with butt access but she kept her tight little lips closed) for a little bit more than the standard. If she allows fs, I am certain it would be north of 1.2 . I didn't really feel the need for that since I prefer more foreplay than the grande finale itself. The novelty of this session was her petite size, cute face and weight. She kinda reminded me of that little Asian chick on the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, but she has straight, reddish brown hair.

**Sticker** · 12-12-13 16:01

Thanks, NC, and while I am comfortably compensated for my labors, given my obligations that are probably not unlike your own, my trollop tours are somewhat limited. But heck, that's probably a good thing, because it makes my liaisons that much more luscious when they're intermittent.

Your Triton table-shower excursion sounds intriguing, and their BP ads are entertaining, especially with the baseball-style card photo displays of pretend providers coupled with that smoky jazz background music. Hilarious. That said, although I'm not yet past the days of wild full service, I've been known to appreciate good hands-on training – especially when paired with a thorough rub-a-dub-dub. Therefore, I might need to schedule a trip to LH in the near future for reasons better than registering a vehicle at the DMV.

Thanks for your illuminating report.

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

**Number Cruncher** · 12-12-13 00:20

Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

**Daocdude** · 12-11-13 19:25

This is a skip. Lakeshore Chiro off murilands, behind the burgertown.

Went in for he hour, .6 up front. Older viet milfy type for my masseuse, private room, no peep hole, and little towel for the butt... All signs were good but alas, all there is to be had here is a good massage without anything extra. I like to find the out of the way places, always like to look for hidden gems but there is always the chance that it's a dud. Lakeshore Chiro? Dud.

Ended up at star, dependable and right down the street. Left happy but still looking for a good rub with a great finish. It shouldn't be so hard to find, but it is elusive.

http://la.backpage.com/TherapeuticMa...-12pm/25919661

**Raider121** · 12-11-13 15:43

Really ill have to try upstairs next time pm if you have any add info in regards to that place.

Originally Posted by Daocdude [View Original Post]

Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.

**Daocdude** · 12-11-13 14:30

Originally Posted by Raider121 [View Original Post]

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...am-19/37299819

Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.

**Raider121** · 12-11-13 14:19

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...am-19/37299819

**Tonto2038** · 12-11-13 10:16

Originally Posted by JoeValdez [View Original Post]

http://callthecops.net/virgin-police...investigation/

Way too funnY!!

**Bronsonator** · 12-10-13 20:36

Thanks for the info on Bio, will check it out.

**Sticker** · 12-10-13 10:01

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

**SlappySalami** · 12-09-13 16:05

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

**Sticker** · 12-09-13 01:16

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).

Thank you, fellow frolickers, and I hope the pleasure will soon be yours as well.

**Christophe1** · 12-08-13 21:51

Originally Posted by Tonto2038 [View Original Post]

Now that's a fun read and will help me! Good job!!

Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).

**Tonto2038** · 12-08-13 21:33

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

Greetings.

Although I'm semi-genuinely hurt that nobody came forward to suggest Jo Jie replacement trollops, I'm not one to wallow in self-pity. Au contraire, fellow adventurers, not only can I, and my buddy from southern regions, move forward independently, I can also share my discoveries in Technicolor.

Today, Saturday, was another window of opportunity for my sordid undertakings. My goal, as you may have read earlier, was to discover my OC Holy Grail: A young spinner with the mad skills of a seasoned MILF. I know they exist, as I have experienced them previously. But just not recently.

Armed with mubraps and packbage, I cross-referenced to the point I was blue in the balls. With a short list of three viable options, I braved the Seattle-like weather for OC's sin city, AKA Garden Grove. My first stop was my last stop: Golden Day Spa on Brookhurst. It was my first visit there, but I let the Korean mamasan think otherwise. And she was such a pleasant old gal, unlike some others I've encountered who are in dire need of a coffee enema.

Mamasan was happy to let me select my girl, and although there were only two on duty, I was grateful for her graciousness. Girl one was a woman, but not a girl, probably pushing 40. However, she was cute, personable and as she exited the doorway she exhibited a healthy apple bottom that caught the attention of me and my soldier down south. Girl two was probably early 30's, but she was rail thin. I like skinny girls with curves, T & A on a stick, but this one seemed to be all stick and no curves.

My MILF returned upon my request and introduced herself with a nice smooch followed by LFK, followed by DFK. An auspicious beginning to be sure. She breathed her name in my ear, perhaps Mina, but I think there was an extra syllable I missed.

Although the nice, clean room seem fully outfitted for a legit message, complete with ceiling bars to enable back walking, there was no pretense of massage on this encounter, nor did I request one. Nope, we were all over one another like a couple of lovers on a prison furlough. As I pulled her purple spandex tube dress up and off her eager bod, she dutifully dropped to her knees and finessed her tongue and lips in ways that required as much self-restraint as I could muster to avoid ending the festivities too soon. The BJ wasn't quite BBBJ, but with her tongue-pong on my balls and shaft sliding with those painted lips, it was nearly there. Once she reached the mushroom cap, that pink condom magically appeared from her inner cheek and she rolled it down on Sticker with unparalleled prowess.

This was getting too cool for school, so I pulled her up to her feet, engaged in some more tongue twisters, and then instructed her to lie down so that I could enjoy my just desserts. But instead of complying, she got up on the massage table, in perpendicular doggie-style, so that her Asian-defying round booty was winking at me.

Well, my friends, I'm not one to ignore prime-behind opportunities, so I buried my mug in her assmazing display. Her copper penny was hardly noticeable, more like an afterthought, which made for an even more intriguing bottom line. Just a friendly little fissure that demanded a good tongue lashing. And it just got better from there, FIV while DATO, and then flipping her over for the main dining experience.

Despite the fact that she is not a Millennial, she shaved her nani like one, and it is spectacular. I'm not a big fan of heavily laden meat curtains, so when I come across a camel toe as symmetrically restrained as hers, I could dine all day. And, given that she was hanging on to my ears for dear life as I consumed her, I think she would have liked that, too. Might I add that her hygiene was exemplary. Truly a taste sensation.

But time was running out, and there was work to be done. So it was DS for starters, then mish with her legs over my shoulders, then soft, romantic traditional mish with DFK, and then a P.S.E pullout, ditch the jimmy and decorate the titties. After toweling herself off, she cleaned me thoroughly, brought me mouthwash and water, dressed me, and kissed me like I was going off to war.

As I was leaving, my little love bird asked if I wanted a membership card. All she needed was my name and the last four digits of my phone number, which I happily gave her (although somehow I transposed them in the process). In doing so, after two visits, I get to skip the house fee on the third one. I'm impressed, and I'm also impressed that she didn't ask for the gift up front and was beaming with the Franklin she found on the nightstand.

I'm normally one of those guys who pushes the freeway speed limit with a constant eye on my rearview mirror, but upon driving home from Garden of Eden Grove, I had to hit the slow lane since I was so damned relaxed.

My goal this morning was to find an amazing young spinner. Guess what? I'm glad I didn't.

Now that's a fun read and will help me! Good job!!

**FunTrust** · 12-08-13 13:27

Originally Posted by Bronsonator [View Original Post]

Anyone know if Bio Spa in LF is strictly legit or worth trying? I usually prefer to stick to the AAMPs in Irvine, but I am going to be keeping close to South County this weekend and thought I try something a little more local.

Thanks.

Yes, little MILF spinner, good massage good time, nice girl. Very clean place, nice shower if you need it.