Massage Parlor Reports

**OCPep** · 12-13-13 14:39

Been there a couple times. A good spot. No FS but always leave happy.

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

**BoneRanger22** · 12-13-13 13:24

Over the last couple years have discovered this hobby and WOW sure glad I did. Was spending too much at local Strip Clubs. Read the reviews on here and just though I'd do my part and post something here's a list of some of the places I've been for some will bring back memories. FS.

Imperial spa-garden grove (closed) its a barber shop now but with a massage room who knows.

Tiffany, JOJO, Ruby (latina), Anna, Nikki.

JOjie- alot of the girls from imperial came here.

JOJO, Nikki aka Kelly. I want to see Phoebe per the reviews.

CPA- Tiffany aka Amy from Imperial. Haven't seen her in awhile. Anyone know where she could possibly be.

Purple Rain- Some Brazillian girl namdd Cherry and another VN can't remember name.

Melody Spa- Anna and Rachel.

Elegant Spa- Kim.

I ususally look at the adds on BP and RM. But RM sucks now you can't read the reviews unless a premium memeber. Wish there was a website that was easy to locate current spots as these places close dwon and move. BP is prob th3 closest thing but too bad the photos are fake LOL. I just want something with what's open and picture of whos there. I just canr believe some of the hotties at these places.

Also the coffee shop girls around the area are hot. I have my top 5 list I'd like to find working the MP shops LOL.

**SlappySalami** · 12-12-13 16:13

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

Hehe. As always, your mileage may vary, but here is the scoop. This particular little spinner was V as opposed to K, so she seemed like she has one foot in this business in contrast to the "Pro" who has the routine down and the service is the same for all customers. This young spinner was petite & cute which I like, and not as experienced as the hardened pro, which sometimes can be bad or good depending on the girl. I just got a handie (with her bra pulled up and pants unbuttoned with butt access but she kept her tight little lips closed) for a little bit more than the standard. If she allows fs, I am certain it would be north of 1.2 . I didn't really feel the need for that since I prefer more foreplay than the grande finale itself. The novelty of this session was her petite size, cute face and weight. She kinda reminded me of that little Asian chick on the Suite Life of Zach and Cody, but she has straight, reddish brown hair.

**Sticker** · 12-12-13 16:01

Thanks, NC, and while I am comfortably compensated for my labors, given my obligations that are probably not unlike your own, my trollop tours are somewhat limited. But heck, that's probably a good thing, because it makes my liaisons that much more luscious when they're intermittent.

Your Triton table-shower excursion sounds intriguing, and their BP ads are entertaining, especially with the baseball-style card photo displays of pretend providers coupled with that smoky jazz background music. Hilarious. That said, although I'm not yet past the days of wild full service, I've been known to appreciate good hands-on training – especially when paired with a thorough rub-a-dub-dub. Therefore, I might need to schedule a trip to LH in the near future for reasons better than registering a vehicle at the DMV.

Thanks for your illuminating report.

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

**Number Cruncher** · 12-12-13 00:20

Merry Christmas Gentlemen.

First off. Sticker. Great post... I can tell you're a brianac. Hopefully you're being paid as one.

I went on a little AMP adventure last night, although I'm semi-retired from the scene. Being a family man puts a damper on my adventures, as well as the conscience. But alas, I get the urge from time to time as some of you can probably relate. I considered frequenting a reliable standby around the Lambert area in LF but I decided to try a new place (for me). I'm always searching for the ultimate spot, and I think I may have found it. Understandably, we all have different desires and definitions of a great spot, but mine is basically a great massage and grand finale. I'm passed the days of wild FS (at MP's that is). So. With the intention of being vague, I went to a spot near my office in LH. They advertise on BP. I had a great time with a provider with the name that started with the letter why. Goddam dude. She did a great job. Fantastic oil massage. Hitting all the pressure points along with the slow buildup. With the slow subtle tease, increasing slightly until absolute rock hardness. Phew. She finally put me out of my misery after a fantastic massage. TS after was fantastic as well. She made damn sure all of the oil was washed off of me. And then some. Every nook and cranny was thoroughly cleansed. Wow. I was almost reluctant to post about this to keep this place the Gem that they are, but this is the time for giving after all. Took the hour and tipped $60 and well worth it. Place is on Triton in LH. I prefer not to get PM's but if you absolutely require further details I will provide discreet details.

**Daocdude** · 12-11-13 19:25

This is a skip. Lakeshore Chiro off murilands, behind the burgertown.

Went in for he hour, .6 up front. Older viet milfy type for my masseuse, private room, no peep hole, and little towel for the butt... All signs were good but alas, all there is to be had here is a good massage without anything extra. I like to find the out of the way places, always like to look for hidden gems but there is always the chance that it's a dud. Lakeshore Chiro? Dud.

Ended up at star, dependable and right down the street. Left happy but still looking for a good rub with a great finish. It shouldn't be so hard to find, but it is elusive.

http://la.backpage.com/TherapeuticMa...-12pm/25919661

**Raider121** · 12-11-13 15:43

Really ill have to try upstairs next time pm if you have any add info in regards to that place.

Originally Posted by Daocdude [View Original Post]

Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.

**Daocdude** · 12-11-13 14:30

Originally Posted by Raider121 [View Original Post]

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...am-19/37299819

Really just walk upstairs! Sure it's in-and-out, but it's still a good burger there. Downstairs is HJ only.

**Raider121** · 12-11-13 14:19

So after seeing a good review from this place decided to go ystrdy 40 at the door in walks a slim older asian girl starts with a massage and on the flip plays with Jr and says happy ending I say sure she says $ I say everything she said no only HJ. Refused she kept going at the end she gave me a HJ for 40 total 80 waste of time and money she said we don't offer FS.

Any good recommendations you guys can refer me too where I'm sure to get it all LOL would prefer latina thanks.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/Fem...am-19/37299819

**Tonto2038** · 12-11-13 10:16

Originally Posted by JoeValdez [View Original Post]

http://callthecops.net/virgin-police...investigation/

Way too funnY!!

**Bronsonator** · 12-10-13 20:36

Thanks for the info on Bio, will check it out.

**Sticker** · 12-10-13 10:01

Originally Posted by SlappySalami [View Original Post]

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

SS, I'm curious about your b2 be session with Tinkerbell. I assume her winter outfit disappeared for the festivities, or did she keep the boots on for kicks? More importantly, did Tink spread her "wings," and was everything on the menu? (I've read that Cypress spas are more prone to Uncle LEO visits). Inquiring minds, and southern soldiers, wish to know.

**SlappySalami** · 12-09-13 16:05

I noticed there was some discussion about where to find one since the demise of Jo Jie. Checked out Melody Spa on Ball road. Luck of the draw got me a cute 98 pound early 20's spinner type. She wore her winter outfit due to the weather, but she looked super cute with her boots. Went for a body to body massage session with no oil. She was super cute & light as a chair. But I am not sure she would want to be reviewed so I left out her name. Well, happy mongering folks & don't freeze your balls off in this weather.

**Sticker** · 12-09-13 01:16

Originally Posted by Christophe1 [View Original Post]

Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).

Thank you, fellow frolickers, and I hope the pleasure will soon be yours as well.

**Christophe1** · 12-08-13 21:51

Originally Posted by Tonto2038 [View Original Post]

Now that's a fun read and will help me! Good job!!

Really.

I also like that spot as well. It sure beats haggling a negotiation with your pants down too. Just more quality for your time.

Sticker, keep it up (both ways).