Massage Parlor Reports

[Mallard1]

I went to her about 2 years ago when she posted in therapeutic massage section, pics are her. But her face on person looked older, her body, was ok, nothing great, but decent. I met her at an Eastside notel, and all she had was a bed, I asked for a table, she said she was going to get one soon, so she said I can use bed. I really was not into that so much, but, after a drive, and she wasn't horrible to look at, and the room wasn't a total mess, I stayed. She told me to get undressed, I did, and laid on the bed, where she had a sheet over a comforter that looked clean to me, I laid stomach down, she straddled my ass, and began to push with her body on my back, no massage or anything like that, so I was like that kind of hurts my lungs, she giggled, and continued, then went on about how she is some personal fitness trainer, and that she "could help me with this and that" so I was thinking, I am paying to be completely insulted and told how "out of shape I am" ? ALLLL righty then! She just would not stop talking about how in shape she was, blah blah blah for like 15 minutes, the I asked if I could flip over because her on top of me was not feeling too good, so I did, then she just garbed little H and still talking (could NOT get him to do a damn thing). I was the one who cut my hour to a half, gave her .5 to never go back. All in all, her body is NOT what she thinks (maybe at one time) and she looks at least 35 to me, and the non stop talk, and the fact I paid her to basically sit on my ass, was just not worth it. Maybe she upped her game in the last couple years, at least she is not offering massage, because there was NONE to be had. This was my experience about 2 years ago. So who knows now, but it won't be me going to see.

Safe Hunting,

H2

Nope she hasn't, still a horrendous excuse for a massage and upsells everything. Although once I was near her after the bar and texted her 40 for BJ and she was down. But anything other than a blo and go and I would defenetly pass. Her tits were hard and kind of misshaped too.

[RoyalOaker]

I saw her maybe a year to year and a half ago...she was at a run down motel on 17 and VD where she seemed to have a room that was a "model" or something, it definitely wasn't a normal room. Anyways, she said the manager was a HS friend of hers.

She gave me a so so massage that was on a bed with lotion but as others have mentioned she talks non stop about herself and that she is an aerobics instructor etc.

She gave a very mediocre massage followed by uninspiring FS...one thing I did notice was a very slight unpleasant smell from down under...nothing too terrible but definitely noticeable.

I wouldn't repeat and haven't.

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ld-26/11900871

Any info on this lady?

[Devorre]

She has 8 reviews on NR. Search for her by Lisa in the Detroit section.

In my quest for older providers I thought I would try Chinese massage. She works out of her apartment in Westland by the mall. I searched the forum and did not see anything real negative so I gave her a call. She is a little hard to understand but eventually you get the message. Well she has a nice warm massage table set up in her bedroom. Asks for the money straight up. (seventy dollars) She provides a finger tip very soft massage which is ok. I would prefer it a little harder. She doesn't waste any time going after the boys when on your stomach. Gets you going then has you flip. Massage legs for a short time as I felt her through her clothes with no immediate objection. Did an upsell to remove the clothes where she wanted additional thirty. I countered with ten and we met in the middle. She took off her top and exposed the tiniest breasts I have seen. (I don't know if there is a cup size smaller than A's but there must be) At that point she asked if I wanted bottoms off and I said no. (enough surprises for one visit) Well, she didn't stay on the legs very long before she went straight to the tugging portion of the massage. She did bring in a nice warm towel to clean up and gave a few more minutes of rubbing but all in all it was a lot of money for a short visit. Needless to say I won't repeat.

I would like to know if anyone has seen this down river gal. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-40/5657447 I have searched the forum and NR without finding anything. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

WM

[FactoryRat]

I also have no idea on this one.

Ok, so I called cause I was curious myself and didn't get an answer. Call again the next day and who answers—Anna. Seems she's expanding the business even more. Anyway, says Lily is temporarily working out of a hotel / motel, and it's 140 bucks for the hour. Umm, no thanks. 140 is a lotta steep on a first meet. As far as I know, she's 5 ft tall and looks like 160 lbs of chewed bubblegum.

Good luck.

[Wingman8490]

In my quest for older providers I thought I would try Chinese massage. She works out of her apartment in Westland by the mall. I searched the forum and did not see anything real negative so I gave her a call. She is a little hard to understand but eventually you get the message. Well she has a nice warm massage table set up in her bedroom. Asks for the money straight up. (seventy dollars) She provides a finger tip very soft massage which is ok. I would prefer it a little harder. She doesn't waste any time going after the boys when on your stomach. Gets you going then has you flip. Massage legs for a short time as I felt her through her clothes with no immediate objection. Did an upsell to remove the clothes where she wanted additional thirty. I countered with ten and we met in the middle. She took off her top and exposed the tiniest breasts I have seen. (I don't know if there is a cup size smaller than A's but there must be) At that point she asked if I wanted bottoms off and I said no. (enough surprises for one visit) Well, she didn't stay on the legs very long before she went straight to the tugging portion of the massage. She did bring in a nice warm towel to clean up and gave a few more minutes of rubbing but all in all it was a lot of money for a short visit. Needless to say I won't repeat.

I would like to know if anyone has seen this down river gal. http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ght-40/5657447 I have searched the forum and NR without finding anything. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

WM

[Turrismaldon]

I wonder if anyone has experience with this one:

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...36-36/14486520

Advertises as 'Pretty Lily' for message. No pic to research. Phone number google search indicates she moves around a lot. A few of the independent apartment massages I've had were awesome, but it's even more hit or miss than regular AMP, so wondering if anyone has any intel?

I also have no idea on this one.

[HereIam2]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ld-26/11900871

Any info on this lady?

I went to her about 2 years ago when she posted in therapeutic massage section, pics are her. But her face on person looked older, her body, was ok, nothing great, but decent. I met her at an Eastside notel, and all she had was a bed, I asked for a table, she said she was going to get one soon, so she said I can use bed. I really was not into that so much, but, after a drive, and she wasn't horrible to look at, and the room wasn't a total mess, I stayed. She told me to get undressed, I did, and laid on the bed, where she had a sheet over a comforter that looked clean to me, I laid stomach down, she straddled my ass, and began to push with her body on my back, no massage or anything like that, so I was like that kind of hurts my lungs, she giggled, and continued, then went on about how she is some personal fitness trainer, and that she "could help me with this and that" so I was thinking, I am paying to be completely insulted and told how "out of shape I am" ? ALLLL righty then! She just would not stop talking about how in shape she was, blah blah blah for like 15 minutes, the I asked if I could flip over because her on top of me was not feeling too good, so I did, then she just garbed little H and still talking (could NOT get him to do a damn thing). I was the one who cut my hour to a half, gave her .5 to never go back. All in all, her body is NOT what she thinks (maybe at one time) and she looks at least 35 to me, and the non stop talk, and the fact I paid her to basically sit on my ass, was just not worth it. Maybe she upped her game in the last couple years, at least she is not offering massage, because there was NONE to be had. This was my experience about 2 years ago. So who knows now, but it won't be me going to see.

Safe Hunting,

H2

[Hotcarl76]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ld-26/11900871

Any info on this lady?

This chick is in love with herself. Tries to upsell everything- HJ, BJ, certain positions. Just because she has nice tits, she thinks she is God's gift to us- BS! Stay away!

[BillyBoy49]

I did a full report on this one some time back. Different girl, short hair, thinner, a bit prettier. She was real friendly and fun to talk to. She gave a decent teasing massage (not a real message) with nice HJ, but that was all. (Said she didn't do body slides or anything more involved despite the fact that her add has all that. Of course, her add has a pic that isn't her). I'm starting to wonder if I got a sub? Has anyone actually seen the girl in this pic?

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-23/11887593

Another curious thing is that while she answers her phone most of the time (and I've called a lot) she always says she's not working that night. (I tend to call on Sat or Sun, and I think she might just work Thur-Fri. She advertises weekly around this time. To get cash for weekend?) I'd actually be interesting in seeing her quite a bit more if I could work the schedule right and curious what info is out there.

I have seen her a couple of times. That is her in the picture. Usually works out of the Northville notels. Nude massage and that's it. Nothing extra and won't repeat.

[Member #4612]

"Everything else" as in what? FIV, DATY? Please describe. And what sort of tip was required? Thanks.

No opportunity for DATY, FIV yes. Tip was .5.

[Rickm0755]

Its Never, Ever Fine.

Skipped.

Skipped, I'm with you. Homey don't swing that way either...

[Streethunter]

http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ld-26/11900871

Any info on this lady?

[Fitzie00]

This is, in my opinion, the ideal AMP. Located in a small plaza away from traffic yet very safe and open with plenty of parking. Many good bars and restaurants nearby. Typical two door entrance where you're not seen from outside. This is where you want to come if you are looking for your first AMP experience. Clean spacious rooms and friendly attentive staff.

First visit, I was greeted by Yoko who lead me to the room after squeezing my nipples. She was very attractive, wearing a short sundress that revealed her long smooth thighs. I was told to undress after paying the .7 hourly fee and lay down, uncovered, on the table. She is an expert masseuse working every muscle with appropriate pressure. Light walking from the thighs to the shoulders. Unscented lotion used in the process is wiped off with a hot towel. She did not allow roaming while she was working. I was told it was disrespectful and could lead to refusal of service in the future. "Fun takes place when I'm done my job" she said. Depends on tip promised on completion.

She did not disappoint. Off came the dress and everything else. Jumped on top of me and began a slow methodical HE. FS is not an option. However, mutual climax seems to be her goal as she allows everything else.

Great experience and was treated to the same from the other service providers at this "SPA".

"Everything else" as in what? FIV, DATY? Please describe. And what sort of tip was required? Thanks.

[Skipped]

In fact, a dude is fine in my book if all I'm getting is a kick ass massage. .

Its Never, Ever Fine.

Skipped.

[Member #4612]

This is, in my opinion, the ideal AMP. Located in a small plaza away from traffic yet very safe and open with plenty of parking. Many good bars and restaurants nearby. Typical two door entrance where you're not seen from outside. This is where you want to come if you are looking for your first AMP experience. Clean spacious rooms and friendly attentive staff.

First visit, I was greeted by Yoko who lead me to the room after squeezing my nipples. She was very attractive, wearing a short sundress that revealed her long smooth thighs. I was told to undress after paying the .7 hourly fee and lay down, uncovered, on the table. She is an expert masseuse working every muscle with appropriate pressure. Light walking from the thighs to the shoulders. Unscented lotion used in the process is wiped off with a hot towel. She did not allow roaming while she was working. I was told it was disrespectful and could lead to refusal of service in the future. "Fun takes place when I'm done my job" she said. Depends on tip promised on completion.

She did not disappoint. Off came the dress and everything else. Jumped on top of me and began a slow methodical HE. FS is not an option. However, mutual climax seems to be her goal as she allows everything else.

Great experience and was treated to the same from the other service providers at this "SPA".