Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[Glockman]

I love to see how far into small areas large objects can be inserted and the impending results of those area investigations. One must also consider the dangle of the angle of the object when entered and consider the frictional results on the entrance of the object / objects in question. Of course the heat generated by that entry would then need one to be well versed in thermal dynamics enough to prevent possible explosion of the object due to being subjected to high amounts of friction and of course the study of the size of the explosion and its effects on the object entered. This of course would only in the case of this hypothesis apply to inanimate objects being entered but could of course be studied in depth to animate objects and the outcums of those entries. All willing participatory study participants / volunteers feel free to contact Big Mack DOVD so that we might become more familiar with objects and thermal dynamic effects on objects concerned. Onward and "upward" for science.

I've conducted some research on this very topic with inanimate objects. Here is Michelle, one of my favorite research partners, demonstrating the heat and friction generated during the experiment. More volunteers are sought.

[Member #4637]

I'll probably be perceived as the odd man by posting this, but I truly prefer a maiden with a Bush. I have heard that the fad of shaving may have started with an episode of Sex in the City. It seem that most or all of the providers subscribe to this practice. Perhaps one of you fellows, or a provider, may have a suggestion of an attractive purveyor of passion that possess such an adornment of maturity.

The highly reviewed Sexy Sass has a cute, trimmed black Bush. I usually prefer smooth pussy, but hers is just as delicious and good to eat. I highly recommend.

[Wilson V]

I'll probably be perceived as the odd man by posting this, but I truly prefer a maiden with a Bush. I have heard that the fad of shaving may have started with an episode of Sex in the City. It seem that most or all of the providers subscribe to this practice. Perhaps one of you fellows, or a provider, may have a suggestion of an attractive purveyor of passion that possess such an adornment of maturity.

[Golfcart]

What is an Ebony provider? When I think of ebony I think of an african american girl. I thought that's what made us ebony girls ebony. I feel if you don't have an african american mother and an african american father, you are not ebony. I am the poster child for EBONY. I don't know if I'm advertising myself correctly. Just need feedback.

Sounds to me like Karmyn is an Ebony provider and her advertising hits the mark.

[Project2501]

I wanted to put it out there because I am slightly confused on what most would consider an ebony provider. When I think of ebony I think of an african american girl. I think of curves but not fat, exotic, brown skinned beauty. I thought that's what made us ebony girls ebony. When I got into this business, there were no, are no, ebony providers in the tristate. Then I started looking a little deeper into what folks were saying and when I did I learned that the ebony definition I was going off of evidently is not ebony. When your as light as some of the non ebony providers and you say your french, or carribean, etc. Does that qualify as ebony? If it does then what do I classify myself as? Black? I feel if you don't have an african american mother and and african american father, you are not ebony. Or is it still a stigma that any percentage of black in your dna makes you black? I'm just saying when I see a provider that's light skinned, and 110 lbs and says she is mixed with everything under the Sun. But african american, I do not at all consider that an ebony provider. So where do I fit. I m smaller on top than most. My waist is 23 inches, but I have a big butt. I have curves. I am the poster child for EBONY. Not Fat 32-23-43. Amazing Body that looks as if it was molded together, but I don't know if I'm advertising myself correctly. I'm not a bbw LOL. Should I advertise as one.? Just need feedback.

I think the term 'Ebony' probably means something different in the minds of everyone who uses it. I always thought of it as a nice description for someone with dark skin tone, and that's it. Ever see real ebony wood? It's very dark, if not totally black. That's all it means to me, and has nothing to do with ancestry, origin, measurements, etc. And in my mind, it has nothing to do with any stigma attached to skin color either. It just sounds fancier than 'black' to some people's ears, that's all. Sort of like you sometimes hear women with very light skin described as 'alabaster' (a white mineral) instead of 'pale'.

I agree with what TheGoodSh said. Advertise yourself honestly and don't worry about conforming to certain terms or keywords. If a guy finds you attractive, it doesn't matter whether you call yourself 'ebony', 'black', 'African-American', 'curvy', 'BBW', 'thick', or whatever else sounds good to you.

[MollyDaniels]

I would rather talk to you about central doggie of anatomy, grin.

Fdx.

Okay. SO what is the central dogma of anatomy? Central dogma of biology = DNA to RNA to Protein. If you need a tutoring session on this, I can add in transcription, translation, and a hot-ass school girl outfit.

On a side note, Q102 supposedly posted my pic on Santa's lap on their site. If anyone finds it, can I have the link please? The Santa was 100% super perv-ey looking and definitely got a chubby while I was on his lap.

[PillowTalk69]

I love to see how far into small areas large objects can be inserted and the impending results of those area investigations. One must also consider the dangle of the angle of the object when entered and consider the frictional results on the entrance of the object / objects in question. Of course the heat generated by that entry would then need one to be well versed in thermal dynamics enough to prevent possible explosion of the object due to being subjected to high amounts of friction and of course the study of the size of the explosion and its effects on the object entered. This of course would only in the case of this hypothesis apply to inanimate objects being entered but could of course be studied in depth to animate objects and the outcums of those entries. All willing participatory study participants / volunteers feel free to contact Big Mack DOVD so that we might become more familiar with objects and thermal dynamic effects on objects concerned. Onward and "upward" for science.

[Fdx17]

Anyone want to talk to me about the central dogma of biology?

I would rather talk to you about central doggie of anatomy, grin.

Fdx.

[Glockman]

Winter Storm Cleon is currently hitting both Memphis and Cincinnati. I thought some of you Cincinnati Mongers could use a photo of Memphis born Cherry Pie Sara to warm things up. She knows how to warm my thing up.

[Member #4505]

It's becoming an all-too familiar pattern that providers who are stellar fall into a downturn of unreliability or downright flakiness (is that a word)? I've been disappointed so many times by providers who I become a regular with who all of a sudden won't return texts / calls, stand me up for scheduled appointments, or simply drop off the radar. Is it the drug culture sucking them down? Is it just me, or do you guys see this all to often. Since I'm farily new to the hobby, it could be that I just trust people too much.

When mongers stop catering to these "providers" and keep it 100% business, the flakes will either quit or get their shit together. Its almost impossible to get a princess to step off of her pedestal. When a "provider" becomes a regular, she gains a sense of entitlement and comfort. The monger just becomes another sucker they are playing. These girls can sense weakness and always take advantage of it.

[Member #4505]

I wanted to put it out there because I am slightly confused on what most would consider an ebony provider. When I think of ebony I think of an african american girl. I think of curves but not fat, exotic, brown skinned beauty. I thought that's what made us ebony girls ebony. When I got into this business, there were no, are no, ebony providers in the tristate. Then I started looking a little deeper into what folks were saying and when I did I learned that the ebony definition I was going off of evidently is not ebony. When your as light as some of the non ebony providers and you say your french, or carribean, etc. Does that qualify as ebony? If it does then what do I classify myself as? Black? I feel if you don't have an african american mother and and african american father, you are not ebony. Or is it still a stigma that any percentage of black in your dna makes you black? I'm just saying when I see a provider that's light skinned, and 110 lbs and says she is mixed with everything under the Sun. But african american, I do not at all consider that an ebony provider. So where do I fit. I m smaller on top than most. My waist is 23 inches, but I have a big butt. I have curves. I am the poster child for EBONY. Not Fat 32-23-43. Amazing Body that looks as if it was molded together, but I don't know if I'm advertising myself correctly. I'm not a bbw LOL. Should I advertise as one.? Just need feedback.

I think the term ebony comes from a type of porn that features black girls. I'm sure they got the term from Ebony magazine. Porn producers needed a semi-politically correct way to describe the brown and dark skinned black girls who were in the videos / photos. As far as a French, Caribbean provider, it seems like you are referring to Noelle Von. I met her once and I think most guys would consider her a black girl (ebony).

[MontyCliff]

It's becoming an all-too familiar pattern that providers who are stellar fall into a downturn of unreliability or downright flakiness (is that a word)? I've been disappointed so many times by providers who I become a regular with who all of a sudden won't return texts / calls, stand me up for scheduled appointments, or simply drop off the radar. Is it the drug culture sucking them down? Is it just me, or do you guys see this all to often. Since I'm farily new to the hobby, it could be that I just trust people too much.

"A beautiful woman!

[Member #4570]

I carry all the time, mongering our not. For me, it's always last resort or if a real threat presents itself quickly then it would be immediate. One young provider freaked that I carried but was cool with it when I told her I had a CCW license. Not sure why that made a difference but it did.

-BigBird69.

At the risk of waking a now dormant argument, unrelated to this post's topic, I'm curious about one poster's comment regarding mongering while armed.

As we all learn in CCW class, being armed gives us greater responsibility to avoid conflict, not less, and I'm not sure under what circumstances the use of lethal force would be legal in a mongering-turned-robbery situation. Obviously, if our safety is seriously at risk, we have a right to self defense, but saying, in essence, "any pimp messes with me is going to get shot," is either bravado or short-sighted.

Having said that, I wouldn't go into some of the questionable areas or situations mongers face without being armed.

(As a side note, I sure wouldn't go carrying a big clunky "judge.

So, I'm curious about your thoughts on the matter; do you carry while mongering, would you use your firearm only for safe retreat, except as a last resort, where do you keep it (I myself never fully undress the first time), what are the implications of having a gun on you in the commission of a crime, etc.

This seems like a topic where we might learn from one another. I'm not interested in chest-thumping, but rather in rational opinions about the pros and cons of mongering armed.

[Member #5522]

I received more calls today from 'newbies' offering up a copy of their DL and promises of $$ for a meet and greet than I have all year.

My spidey-sense is tingling, maybe I just have jet lag, or maybe hobbyists are actually reading my website. Who knows?

On a side note, all of us providers should not be lumped into the 'uneducated' category. As with everything in the circle of life, there are exceptions to the rule. Anyone want to talk to me about the central dogma of biology?

I'm your Huckleberry.

[MollyDaniels]

You're absolutely correct Molly. That's why I said my comment doesn't apply to ALL providers. However, it does apply to most. That's just the cold hard truth. Now about the whole central dogma thing, not a damn clue what you're talking about LOL.

That was the point.

But my little joke backfired on me, because at least one member here does know what I'm talking about.

So, BRING THAT SNOW!

I'm ready to do some more of this.

http://s1304.photobucket.com/user/Mo...2189c.mp4.html

And, due to that, I'm thinking about having a best male massage contest. Want to enter?