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[Satch Boogie]

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...ics-20/9347460

Have been out of the game alot since moving back to Orlando from Tampa last year. This year was a year for saving money. So with the exception of trips down to a certain Pompano Beach strip with 10's all over the place willing to fuck, I haven't done much mongering. And I have stayed away from Backpage.

So I was in Altamonte last evening and I decided to give Mia a call. I called she answered and said she was available. I told I could be there in 20 minutes and she said that would be fine. She text me her hotel and I arrived 5 minutes early. I text her to tell her I was there and received no answer. 5 minutes later I text again and again no answer. 10 minutes after that I called and phone goes to voice mail. Now I am getting pissed. About 20 minutes after I arrived she finally text back and said Sorry I have another appointment. I thought why did you tell me you were available and schedule with me then. She again says she is available. I text back saying that I am in the parking lot and need the room number. No reply. I waited about 15 minutes and finally text back that I was leaving. Never did get a reply. SO this ***** just lost a good clean well groomed customer and possible regular. I will not be calling her again. And I am done with backpage chicks. The strippers in the Pompano strip I visit are way hotter than any these chicks anyway. The only problem is the 3.5 hour drive.

SB.

[ConstantBlue]

Do they look familiar? Especially the one with the side way photo and the piercings?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...nly-20/9618972

[Pinoboy]

Break it down for me and tell me why Joan is not going to be happy with my review. Maybe I am out of the loop on something.

Lokm321 pretty much summed it up already. I posted a similar type of review a while back and received a stern but respectful PM from Joan requesting that I not provide such details about her and her reasons as to why.

[Don In Otown]

Thanks. The bottom line is that her location is what it is, which I didn't give. Whether I just said I left happy, we all know the deal. But then I would get tons of PM asking for details. I am not trying to get a bunch of pm's so I try and give another details so that the regular Joes don't have to pm me. Also like you said, that may be the Joan of old. She posted her ad on here with a link to her escort website. What be we here on the board expect from an escort? The real deal holy field, so it is what it is. No matter where they are located or whether that just do a HJ, it is up to the provider to vet the client before offering up the goods.

I guess according to some to make sure every provider is happy with our review, maybe Admin should put a list together of providers you can't do detailed reviews on. At the end of the day our reviews are advertisement for them. A few sr members have already PM'd me about how they now need to go check her out. We should be getting some referral discount from providers on our next visit.

And I agree. Once a provider starts showing up on NR and TER as an escort with gobs of reviews, they are no longer UTR, and there is no reason to pretend on this forum that certain services offered shall remain unspoken. Joan's location didn't bother me as much as Candi's, by the way.

[Looop]

I recently had a visit with here at her new spot. Ok neighborhood, still amazing Hailey.

Here's a website I found for her, looks like she is updating her availability.

http://haileysinfo.weebly.com/

Glad you had better luck with her than I did. Tried to schedule with her twice. First time she cancelled 3 hours before. Then second time 30 before. (I was already en route) Offered me .2 off of my next session. Not worth the hassle for me.

[Jimhatz]

Joan typically isn't a fan of detailed reviews. Though, with that being said there's nothing you said that someone couldn't be found from RTFF. On the other hand she may not care, that could be the Joan of old times, the Joan you had to Coax into BBBJ.

So we'll see how she takes it. But wether it be Lax / Chill reaction, or not, I believe for with someone working in a facility like hers especially, a little anonymity could be welcome.

But don't worry about it.

Besides that's what this forum is suppose to be about. While a vast majority of my communication is via PM, I grow tired of only seeing blank 'reviews' with "PM for info" and the never ending 'sucking up' spam ie

Lokm.

Thanks. The bottom line is that her location is what it is, which I didn't give. Whether I just said I left happy, we all know the deal. But then I would get tons of PM asking for details. I am not trying to get a bunch of pm's so I try and give another details so that the regular Joes don't have to pm me. Also like you said, that may be the Joan of old. She posted her ad on here with a link to her escort website. What be we here on the board expect from an escort? The real deal holy field, so it is what it is. No matter where they are located or whether that just do a HJ, it is up to the provider to vet the client before offering up the goods.

I guess according to some to make sure every provider is happy with our review, maybe Admin should put a list together of providers you can't do detailed reviews on. At the end of the day our reviews are advertisement for them. A few sr members have already PM'd me about how they now need to go check her out. We should be getting some referral discount from providers on our next visit.

[Lokm321]

Joan typically isn't a fan of detailed reviews. Though, with that being said there's nothing you said that someone couldn't be found from RTFF. On the other hand she may not care, that could be the Joan of old times, the Joan you had to Coax into BBBJ.

So we'll see how she takes it. But wether it be Lax / Chill reaction, or not, I believe for with someone working in a facility like hers especially, a little anonymity could be welcome.

But don't worry about it.

Besides that's what this forum is suppose to be about. While a vast majority of my communication is via PM, I grow tired of only seeing blank 'reviews' with "PM for info" and the never ending 'sucking up' spam ie.

Post by Monger who wants a girlfriend / relationship or trying for more extras next time- 'as I've reported before, (3 times this week) she's the best ever blah blah some joke about or twist of her name in some kinda flirty / funny way'.

Reply by Provider- ' Oh honey you blew my mind, it was a blast for me, I loved it, other things to make you feel your the best dick in town so you repeat again and again because I got bills'.

But I digress.

I apologize for my little Segway.

Lokm.

Break it down for me and tell me why Joan is not going to be happy with my review. Maybe I am out of the loop on something.

[Jimhatz]

Joan is not going to be happy when she sees this review that's for sure!

Break it down for me and tell me why Joan is not going to be happy with my review. Maybe I am out of the loop on something.

[StevieBoy]

http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/i...lp-28/11404265

I am new to the site and excited to do this post as my first. Talked to Brittany typical 2 call to set up. She is located in private home that is meticulously clean. On arrival, greeted by girl next door type, very sexy, very nice body. She was almost too sweet and eager to please. She offerred 1/2 and hour massage opted for the hour. Draping optional and not needed. She was receptive for a little hand wandering during the massage and on the flip took care of junior. BBBJ was the best I have had during any massage. Without slowing down, I asked what else on the menu and she was to put it mildly, very accommodating. Threw on cover and rode RCG. She really gets into the experience and makes sure you leave very satisfied and relaxed head to toe. Will definately repeat and worth the drive and money. She told me she is looking for regulars and willing to change up the experience based on clients taste. Oh, my favorite part was DATY, she enjoys that as much as I did. I would like to keep her for myself, but was so much fun wanted to share. Tell her Stevieboy sent you she will only be posting short time to get a few regulars as she is also choosy. Check her out before she no longer accepts new clients.

[Casualcurious]

She used to be there then went independent according to her BP ad a few weeks ago. Can't find the ad anymore, so if anyone has a good link or contact info, please post or PM.

I recently had a visit with here at her new spot. Ok neighborhood, still amazing Hailey.

Here's a website I found for her, looks like she is updating her availability.

http://haileysinfo.weebly.com/

[Pinoboy]

Called Ms Joan after my other plans fell through and she was available so I took a late lunch break. I had seen her in passing about a month ago after getting eaten up by Candy and she had given me an invitation to come see her. Started with a nice little massage following by a BBBJ. I decided to go ahead an get the FS. Started in the standing mish, followed by the dog but Jimmy was not feeling FS in an office building. So I had her get on her knees and finish me off BBBJ. I exploded big time in her mouth which she than let run down her breast and body. I enjoyed my session and the skill set she showed me lets me know that in the right setting, this thick ass shorty could be a lot of fun. Peace.

Joan is not going to be happy when she sees this review that's for sure!

[Jimhatz]

Called Ms Joan after my other plans fell through and she was available so I took a late lunch break. I had seen her in passing about a month ago after getting eaten up by Candy and she had given me an invitation to come see her. Started with a nice little massage following by a BBBJ. I decided to go ahead an get the FS. Started in the standing mish, followed by the dog but Jimmy was not feeling FS in an office building. So I had her get on her knees and finish me off BBBJ. I exploded big time in her mouth which she than let run down her breast and body. I enjoyed my session and the skill set she showed me lets me know that in the right setting, this thick ass shorty could be a lot of fun. Peace.

[Whiskeysours]

She used to be there then went independent according to her BP ad a few weeks ago. Can't find the ad anymore, so if anyone has a good link or contact info, please post or PM.

[Noizekoarr]

I had a awesome dream of Shy. I usually don't bother with limited or no reviewed providers however I am so glad I did. I met her in a nice incall lobby where she gave me a kiss and led me to her room. There the clothes dropped revealing an incredible body, so soft and felt so good. She laid those incredible lips on mine and DFK for a bit. I picked her up laid her down where I slid my tongue in her tight wet kitty. After she was warmed up she laid me down where those sweet lips slid up and down on my manhood, it was so good I dropped in her inviting mouth (no swallow but I didn't care) in my experience most BP providers call times up after a cup is spilled, however she offer me another cup for a small tip. So I wrapped up and slid into a very wet and tight pussy she moaned, grinded and was very vocal which drove me to go harder and harder, let just say it was awesome. After a good sweat I spilled again, cleaned up and she gave me a sensual DFK goodbye. I really hate waking up from such an incredible dream. I hope she sticks around for a while, because I can't wait to dream of her again.

Posted rate + a Jackson can't beat that for what I got.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...&image=9579674

She would make a great add to our community, just saying.

Had the pleasure of dreaming of Shy last night myself after reading your review.

She met me at the elevator and showed me to her room. We got comfortable and I placed the donation on the night stand. I kissed her neck and sucked her nipples. We had some passionate kisses while she stroked my cock. She slid down and started the BBBJ. She knows how to clean a pipe. She smelled so clean and sweet, I just had to DATY. She tasted delicious and was gyrating her hips while I went down on her. I then laid back and she jumped on top of me. That pussy was one of the tightest I've ever felt. She moaned while working her hips. It felt so amazing that I popped pretty quick. Cleaned up and left. I would defInitely recommend her as well. She says she'll be in Orlando for a while.

[ShyGuyShawn]

While trying to earn my monger stripes, I contacted Kelly today.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...eam-22/9549766

One call set up a dream, the next got me to her place, the third she came down and let me in. Fantastically, she is the girl in the pics. Stunning body and very cute face and accent. I asked, and she said she was from Poland, but lives in Miami. She visits Orlando once or twice a month.

Dream was fantastic, non-GFE, but that isn't an issue for me. Started by dropping the donation which she didn't even count, and we proceeded to get comfortable. She placed a quick text to a friend, letting them know she was safe. The clothes came off and the dream begun. WOW. Incredible body that I couldn't take my eyes off of. Started with a CBJ, in which she was very skilled with usage of hand and technique. She climbed on top for CG. Very vocal, seemed to really be enjoying herself. I turned her around into K9, with quite an amazing view. I held out for as long as I could, but she was throwing back quite nicely and I couldn't contain myself.

Afterwards, we shot the shit for a few moments while I caught my breath! She is a very sweet girl if you treat her right. I'd highly recommend trying to catch her this weekend as she says she's headed back out of town Sunday night and will be back in her homeland of Poland for Christmas time.